Saturday, June 14, 2014

Smash The Laughing Cup!

E3 is over and I'm hyped!
Believe it!
Too good to be true that someone in this world still cares about games and hardwares?
Well, just believe it!
Naruto Shippuden: UNS Revolution looks kewl.
Can't wait to play Akatsuki's story arc.
I just love having combination move skits. I think they do add some fun to games.
That also applies to Super Smash Bros!!!
Is Dark Pit part of Palutena's move?
What is he??!!?? A new character.....??
One of some of the things I hate in games - alternate costumes......which only involve colour change!
It's alternate costume, not alternate colour of a costume.
They are the same? Come on! Side with me for once..... 
I love wave-dashing but if it's not here, I can make that work.....
I'm in this to rumble and beat them up real good, not to dash into people's faces anyway....
Having Mii characters can be fun, to quite a few people's dismay because their moves are generic........still!! Learn to accept new things!
You don't have to play as the Mii if you don't want to so, chill-ax!
Pac-Man - He's cool...I don't have a problem with him.....
I don't have a problem with anything! I just bitch when I feel like it.
Was Pikachu doing a break dance in that reveal trailer?
I was thinking of Bomberman just before Pac-Man was announced, for some odd reason.
Maybe it's because I just heard that the 3DS Bomberman was cancelled.
I guess I just miss some of the oldies........and also SPYRO!
Link looks slightly feminine in the new LoZ game.
As if he never did...........I mean....you know...........
He looks like Bayonetta!
Oh wait no......it's a Bayonetta 2 thingy.......
She even dresses as Samus.....
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
It might not be Link if it makes you feel any better........as hinted by the Nintendo dude.
We can use Zelda in Hyrule Warrior! I think I called that! A few posts ago.........=D
Wonder what Code Name: S.T.E.A.M is all about.....???
Hmmmmmmm......................
It sounds like a badass chimera, made out of elements of many genres.......
More details please!!!!!!

Next in the quest to HD-ify everything - Final Fantasy Type-0 HD!
Awwwww yeah, been waiting for this one.
Finally, it'll be here and in the glorious form that is today's must-have feature - HD!
How does Cloud riding his bike look like in better graphics? 
G-Bike! I thought they were going to announce a remake until the end of that trailer...
Ohhh Squeenix........you just love teasing us.......
Two new classes in FFXIV (Rogue/Ninja) and marriage is enabled.
What's special? SS-marriage is allowed.
What's annoying? People hating it either way!
When it's not allowed (uuhhhh....I don't know...Tomodachi Life!), people go 'ARRGGHHH.....homophobes/homohaters!''........
When it's allowed, people go 'Why bring social/political issues into games????????!!!!'.....
I say - SS relation shouldn't even be called an 'issue' because it's not!
Political issue?? What?! Do you even hear yourself when you talk?
It's just an ordinary type of human relationship.
In fact, not only humans, some animals gay it up.......not going into details here.
You can ask your teachers or Master Google.
Even sexism got pulled into E3......
Why aren't there any females in AC: Unity? Maybe it's because there aren't any???
Such trivial details.......

I got their names (MK-X)!!
Bug Maiden is D'Vorah, I Heart You Man is Kotal Kahn and Big Daddy & Little Sister are Ferra/Torr.
There's also Cassie Cage.
That bubble gum fatality was weak.....come on! Step up your game!
Maybe stuff that gum in her eye sockets........
There's a new way to die in The Sims 4......
Guess what it is??
Laugh! Laugh continuously until your intestines explode!
That's awesome............
Imagine if that were possible in reality........
The hospital would be a horrible place to be in for me.........
XSEED is bringing Story Of Seasons to our doorstep.
Why they can't call it Harvest Moon?
For some legal reasons.......uhhhh Natsume.............blah!
But they can have Cam in it......??
I just don't get law people..........
I would love to get my hands on Razer Nabu! 
It sounds like something I really need................
Oh you know.......as long as it's a new gizmo..........I need it.......
I'm a tech freak, remember?

This console.....yeah........I can't wait for it.......


A white PS4 from Nintendo.....
Now that's gold people!
Oh no....wait.....pardon me..........we can't say 'white' anymore......
A Caucasian PS4.....yeah, that sounds right......
How's that sensitive people.....??

I watched Maleficent!!! (On Friday, the 13th......nice day eh?)
You know what else???
We (Kyle and I) finally did it!!!!!!
We finally got the whole theater to ourselves.
It's this thing we do......
Pick the earliest (a.m) movie session and maybe we could be the only ones.
To prove that people are too lazy or just aren't keen to wake up that early to watch movies.
There were always 3 -5 other people in all our attempts.....
But yesterday...........haha! Nobody!!!!
Lame thing to do they say, weird way to waste sleep time they say.......
Okay, fine..........maybe it's strange.........but we did it!




Could act like jackasses and no one would complain.
Yeah, 10.30 a.m is the earliest here. 
Not really early IMHO but somehow, not many people fancy this session.
Or maybe it's because nobody wanted to be out on Friday (13th)....
Or no one likes this movie.......???
So, the movie! I think it's pretty good.....
There's not much talking..........the narrator has the most lines.
Just recently.........it feels like Disney is trying to take back the message they've been conveying all these years........and is making it very obvious......
Maybe Disney feels guilty and thinks they are responsible for all the teen pregnancies or insanities these days.....or not......I don't know........
Motherly or sisterly or any family love can save one and not only the I-Want-To-Pork-You kind of love.....
I think that's fine..........just one problem.........YOU DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT!
After the love is shown, Diaval says something like how that's true love......
Just like how Olaf or Kristoph did after Elsa saved Anna.....
You don't have to say it........no one said anything after the prince kissed the princess......
So the Pork-You love is understandable but family love isn't....???
Wowwwwww....................................................................................................................
It's kind of weird that Aurora still likes Maleficent after she pretty much killed her dad....
Yeah, it's all Stefan's (douche!) fault all this madness happened in the first place but.....
He dead yo.........

So...................................it's blitzoff time! #WorldCup2014
Yay Brazil for 3-1!!
Go go go go go go!!!
Isn't it great that I'm focusing on things other than my work and the coming election?
Ohhhh.......I feel so good XD

Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Ever Eaten Eclairs?

I'm sure we can all agree that eclairs are just oblong doughnuts, yeah?
Hope you had a whole day of sugary goodness on Donut's Day =D

It's that time of the year again!!!
Gamer's Christmas/Red Carpet Event, E3!!
Who will win this year???
Don't care! 
Or rather................
Everyone wins! 
What's important is we all have fun yay-ing and boo-ing, am I right?
What's trending everywhere on the Net?
#E32014!
I'll be tweeting weird stuff just to join the fun......it's something I call twee-crastinate.....

Look at Pagan Min! I'm loving his style.
He somehow reminds me of my favourite villain of all time - Kefka!
I just love it when sadistic (psychotic?), heinous people with intense bloodlust are the main antagonists.
That's the impression he left when I watched the trailer.
If he didn't appear that way to you, I must have been blinded by all the blood because I watched the trailer for Dead Island 2 before that.
That was a sweet trailer.
Imagine yourself in that situation, you jogging while everything behind you becomes chaotic.
He had some sort of bite/wound thingy there, so you knew he would turn.
Uncharted 4: A Thief's End - that's the name! What is it going to be about.....??
Nathan looks kewl like always.
Ratchet & Clank: The Movie - It can work if they put some effort in it.
I have a feeling it's one of those movies.....you think it won't work but it actually does.
MGS-V-TPP (Toilet Paper Pun The Phantom Pain) looks awesome - so much blood.....oooooo.....
I saw Quiet!

What am I expecting from E3 this year?
I'll be honest - I'm not only expecting games but hardwares too.
Some of the games on my list can be crossed out because they are guaranteed to be at E3! Oh yeah!
Mortal Kombat X! More fatality! Yay for new characters!
Bug Maiden and Bid Daddy & Little Sister and I Heart You Man.
I'm going with those names for now.
More on Super Smash Bros!
Will Mewtwo make an appearance? Pretty please?
Or a new challenger?
Maybe....................................Shadow?
Epona? Neigh?
Maybe........................Popuri! Use chicken eggs attack now!
I didn't expect inFAMOUS but it's cool. More about Fetch.
I really want to see a Spyro game but I don't think that's coming.
I want more games (RPGs) with dragons or other creatures, where we control them at all/any time.
No more humans/human-looking humanoids! Look at the other games......
The closest we have come, excluding fighting games and at the top of my head - Blanca (SH), Kimahri (FFX), Red XIII (FFVII), Muppy (MK-AA)....
We only use them in battles......
I want to explore the world with these characters!
Have more like Sonic, Ratchet and ummm.............................SPYRO!
I would also like to see more indie games and hey hey!
Sony did it!
I believe there will be more.......

Let's just sit back and enjoy the show.