Thursday, November 13, 2014

Mewtwo Fantasy

I'm moving to a new place..........so...um.....
I'm packing!
Can't blog without breaking a plate or two, here and there but eh....
As long as I get my fun blogging about it.
Apart from that, sis is getting married and my graduation ceremony will take place in the same week as the wedding, in two different, far-away-from-each-other places!
November and December are very action-packed months for me this year.......
I'm so looking forward to everything!!! I just love the idea of tormenting myself!! Such despair!
Junko fucking Enoshima must be very proud of me!

I've been on my handhelds a WHOLE darn lot.
Ain't kidding ma dear Sleipnirs.
I played Bayonetta 2 for only a few hours before my Wii U went into the box.
A few hours isn't enough to satisfy my fix nor is it enough to tell what's going on yet.
Such is the trauma I'm going through, haha...........
Some may think I'm exaggerating but you know.....
You're not me! You don't know my struggles! You don't what I've been through! =P
Gaming is my life! Kweeeehhhhh.....
And moving destroyed that!
My clan! My dignity! My everythingggggggg......
And on top of that........
My favourite Pokémon, Rayquaza, mega-evolves into a semi-decayed floating green anchovy.

At least there's something sweet coming on the way.
Mewtwo in Super Smash Bros/Hoes!! -give the ladies some attention-
Thank you Sakurai!
I dreamt about Mewtwo in SSB/H before the 3DS version was released.
Not a perverted dream, as if Mewtwo hadn't suffered enough. 
It was literally playing as Mewtwo.

Anyway, what I can really talk about are Fantasy Life and HM: The Lost Valley.
Not going to spoil anything, don't worry.
I've been on those two amidst the boxes of crap in my room.
I don't claim to be an expert, I'm still trying to uncover more of the games like forging armors and weapons and ranking and mining, all the usual stuff in RF/HM.
You know how there's a certain bonus that we can have depending on materials used in forging or special crops I can grow, yeah, I'm trying to find out if all these things are in these two games.
Do they share these things with their sort-of predecessors?
FL is somewhat like RF, pretty much the same team or only some of the RF dudes worked on it.
I can tell you that there's a lot to do in FL and TLV.
Day 1 itself - I started FL and was quite impressed by the extent of character customization.
The 3DS card can only hold so much data without sacrificing other features yeah? 
By the way, I started as an alchemist.....
Hey, never forget October 3rd, 1910 right?
I would definitely recommend these two games.

WHY can't I play as a Targaryen in Telltale GoT?
WHERE ARE MY DRAGONS?
We once again begin as a Stark....well, a supporter of the Stark.
Still, I can't wait.
Fire And Ice - Sounds pretty good already.

Tuesday, September 30, 2014

XV Smashing Changes

Final Fantasy XV looks amazingggggg!
Note the word = L-O-O-K-S
I'm not saying it plays great and all, though, from what I've seen, it's a FFXII+KH combo and that's one of my favourite gameplay styles.
And that Adamantoise (may not be its name)?
I love it! Enemy or friend?
I hope friend but let's face it.....
FF doesn't care much for befriending monsters/humanoid.
The system in FFXIII-2 doesn't count....there wasn't any hardcore bonding.......not so hardcore....
I want something like Pokémon-Amie.
I wish we could bond with summons for some sort of purpose but heh....not going to happen anytime soon.
Once again, can't have a K-pop guy band-looking group of dudes on a road-trip being the only ones controllable in a game.
The power of the absence of boobies is too much to bear.
Personally, I don't care for the controllable character's sex/gender (THEY ARE DIFFERENT, DAMN IT!!) so much to the point that I'll flame.
No matter how hard you squint your eyes and wish upon the stars, no matter how many plastic surgeries you go through, you'll never be the character you are in the game.
You live in the lame real world.
I like making my characters look or be somewhat like me but if not given the choice to customize or just choose who to control, I'm cool man.
There are some out there talking about bromance in a rude manner.
HEY!
Bromance is not something to frown upon. Embrace it mofos!

The change in Destiny.....
Cool.
Them loot is gone......
Not coooool...........................................STAHP IT!
Still enjoy it though.
The Phoenix Layton game is awesome!
It's the same kind of game, like their originals but different atmosphere.
At one point, the back and forth felt intense =)
I do recommend this game to lovers of Phoenix and Layton series and puzzle lovers (even those who have never tried the originals).
If you thought crossovers were farts, welllllllllllll....try this one and give the Family Guy/Simpson crossover a chance.
The Phantom Pain trailer was well done, the end music got loud and draaaaamaaaaaa!!
Shit's getting real.
Though, most people focused more on Quiet, particularly her assets....
She was part of the trailer, I'll just pretend that everyone enjoyed the whole trailer and not just asspects of it.
This game has very promising bosspects.
The SSB demo is great, I now can't wait for the full game.
I'm really shocked that Duck Hunt is in this.
Where did they get the epiphany to put him in =D
I loved (too bad, no access to it now) that game! Childhood bomb!!

Sooooo.......who's unfortunate enough to have a bent iPhone 6?
I have a solution......stop wearing pants.
Yep, don't just stop wearing tight pants, get rid of pants completely.
How would you carry you phone around then....??
I don't know......it's just a way of Android shaming you in public like typical bitchy cheerleaders do to new girls in high school.
That's one of my random thoughts of the situation.
Kyle still has a perfectly straight iPhone 6....not that being not straight is wrong.
Anyway, guess what came in the mail two weeks ago........



Can't help siding with or rather, falling for dragons.
The moment I saw Rune Factory 4 title logo.............SOLD!
Carlzodin of House Targaryen! 
You win or you die, true enough....
That's why you always save before a boss battle.

Thursday, September 11, 2014

5 Fatal Glitchy Apples

Fatal Frame 5 - Trailer looks alright?
Gameplay looks the same on-screen but the camera part - YES!
I can't wait to see how the GamePad part works.
One of the many mAnY MAnY things I am never happy with in Fatal Frame is the mode of attack ----- taking a picture of my ghost best-friend-5eva (this typo is the only one I approve of in this world) with the damn camera!
THAT mechanism is super slow for me.
The first two games are huge disasters.......the demons are way less nightmare-ish than the controls.
The games are fun, I enjoy playing them but there are times when I get frustrated because I get a GO because of mis-pressing of buttons.
Miku/Mio/Rei were soooooo slow.....
So yeah, bring on the GamePad camera.

Checking out Destiny now.
It's a very oooo-and-ahhh-inducing game.
What I'm trying to say is it's beautiful, them graphics you know...?

I finally got my Sim (Sims 4) to die from laughing his guts out!
YES!
Wasn't easy triggering that one.
I worked hard to make that happen. Saying I'm crazy now people??
It's a game with no compulsory/game-completion goals, can't blame me for drawing up colourful stories for my Sims.
I think it makes the game more fun.
It's a simulation game, you can do whatever you want, why not add a background?
Like always, interesting pieces of a new game go around within days of release.
Messed up family issues - kids wanting to woo-hoo with parents, partner dies from boring woo-hoo-ing...etc.
Didn't know bad sex was fatal......... I learn something new everyday from playing games! Yay!
Good to know.
Personally, these are really funny, sick but funny so I didn't think people would be pissed about it.
The forum is going nuts.
Not having a toddler is strange but this isn't as bad as not having a basement!
I want an underground casino EA!! Do something!
Get the fork out your hand and do it!

Poking fun at Apple, ohhh you guys.......
Sure the iPhones are all the same....but think about it.
Everything is a rehash of everything. 
Look at games.
The same story told differently, essentially, the world is in trouble and good guy has to beat bad guy to save the world.
I don't see the HUGE difference between iPhones but it doesn't matter.
You guys are still going to buy them as they come so..........meh.
A simple point made long, from 0 to 6.
The Apple Watch caught my attention..
I want (have been looking) to invest in a smartwatch or something like that.
I'm currently waiting for Razer Nabu but who knows........I'm unpredictable.
So, we'll see what I decide to go with later.

Speaking of glitches, in preparation for new simulation games (we have a lot of those these days but hey, let's have fun!) which are Harvest Moon - The Lost Valley and Story Of Seasons, I shall list some of the glitches in Harvest Moon - ANB here, just to let some of you know, like if you replay this game to 'celebrate' coming releases or haven't yet played the game and want to try it and wonder if you should get it along with the new ones.
You can find out more at Fogu (link) (the forum/guide).
Some of the glitches seem to spawn after MP so I would recommend just playing without outside help.
Once your animals get '????' as their names, weird things happen, like your sheep may not be sheared because the tool jams the game.
There is this one glitch where the fish trap still works even if it's stated to be broken.
The painful one would be the apparently un-trigger-able heart event glitch.
If you're desperate to marry that person, you might just throw your 3DS across the room.
I don't think this is a glitch actually, just keep trying, you'll trigger it somehow.
I played on my own. I did explore MP at one point because some people asked me to try it out and I think it makes the game boring. 
I restarted the game just to work on one of the restoration plans again.
I prefer working for the items. Hard work makes games more fun, don't you think?
Yes, I'm insane but hey, I'm a gamer, I'm always up for a challenge =P 
Typos are everywhere but that's normal for HM though they are pretty rampant in this installment.
Regardless, this is one of my favourite HMs, my least favourite being My Little Shop (no ponies involved) and sometimes Island Of Happiness.
I'm not counting the GBA versions because those were the first ones and they were probably testing gamers' response to this sort of game. 
Yeah, yeah, my fave stuff changes from time to time.
WAIT!! Even though most hated, I still enjoyed them when I played them. 
That's how good they are.

Game on!!

Wednesday, September 3, 2014

Friends Of The New Moon

Crazy things happened these past few weeks.......yeah........loads.

Games losing exclusivity and games gaining exclusivity - I honestly haven't got a problem.
With that said, it can be a little sad (ONLY a little!) that I can't enjoy a certain game on a certain console.
But it's alright, it's not that big a deal. I don't give two rat droppings.
Some people feel cheated, some break down and start complaining aLoUd.
You see guys, the beauty of having all consoles/handhelds is you can play everything, no sweat.
Someone refuses to accept the fact that he/she needs his/her hated console *wink* *wink*.
Thus, the beginning of the console war -Gamer Edition-.
If it's a money thing, totally understandable, but if it's a matter of pride (what I just said), that's pretty obnoxious of you.
By the way, new 3DS!! Haha! Take that!
I hope the name isn't 'New 3DS' because that's not a very good one.

The finale of Clementine's adventure.
Kenny died - I knew this would happen!
He completely lost it, there's no way he would have made a comeback.
He was a great friend.......when he wanted to be.
I actually liked Kenny, he's our buddy! But he just had a huge temper issue.
I expected better from Mike.
He was our pal! We bonded over raccoon-chasing! We had fun talking about 'kissing' stuff! How could he??!!
As for Bonnie, she was fine (not that kind) in my books until the Luke-problem.
I suspected that she would turn on us because she had a thing for Luke.
We all know love blinds people. It's a pain in our behind.
Ugghhh................Arvo.....I trusted that thing.
I was nice to him........to an extent. I didn't steal from him.....
I refuse to be held responsible for Kenny's insanity.
Your sister died....big whoop dude. Look around you! People die, get over it.
I'm glad Jane came back. Telltale didn't make the Molly mistake in this season! 
I would say she's the only one thinking clearly in this game.
I did the thinking for Clementine so you know.....if put into consideration at all, Clementine took third place in the sanity ranking, Luke being second..........or not.....
Having booty moments during a zombie apocalypse is not smart.......ever.
It looks like there will be a third season but who knows.....
That guy at the end.......suspicious!
Christa's wellbeing - who knows!!!???
Carver's not-yet-rotten corpse..........is there something there??

I've been playing some games......mainly Rune Factory and Harvest Moon.
When a new game in the franchise is on the way, you just feel like playing the ye olde ones.
Get that feel?
I do.
Anyway, I'm playing through HM-ANB right now.
I got a different vibe from The Lost Valley.......after watching the trailer and all.
Story Of Seasons is clearly closer to the classic HM.
What I mean to say is.......it IS HM. 
It's just a legal-name issue.
TLV is kind of Minecraft-y??
I like Minecraft, don't get me wrong, but that's the thing.
We already have Minecraft. Why make another one?
The characters look like Mii people, different from the usual HM character sprites.
I like shaping my town the way I like it (I hope that doesn't sound dirty in any way.....) but there is no HM feels there.
I hope it's just a trailer thing.....you know....not showing the true essence of the game.
I like the design-your-town method in ANB.
I guess it's the landscaping that's throwing me off.
If you're into macro/micro-customization, then yeah, perfect game!
BUT OF COURSE!!
I'll try the game. I'll try anything new!
You think you can get rid of me by showing me bad trailers?
Bitch please......

Speaking of customization, Sims 4 is full of it.
It's just the usual Sims game but with more!!
Design everything the way you want them!
Nothing special but hey, a new game, new stuff, give it a shot.
Speaking of farming, Fantasy Life looks great.
Maybe there's a lot of RF going on in my head but that game reminds me of RF.

I'm going through a gaming overload moment.
Such a wonderful life........#HM-crazy

Tuesday, August 12, 2014

Dark Comedy

I can't believe, or actually....I refuse to believe that Robin Williams is gone.

I'm not joining in on the trend, like what some people seem to be saying about those wishing condolences on the Internet.
I'm truly upset.
I grew up watching his movies.
My favourite one being Jumanji.
Who can forget Mrs Doubtfire? Flubber and the amazing voice work that is the voice of Genie in Aladdin.
In fact, I was thinking of the Jumanji movie just two days ago and today I opened up my browser and the news of his departure hit me.

What hurts a lot right now is the reason.
Depression sucks.
I'm not gonna say much about this because it might be an insult to his memory (you know how I get carried away when I type/talk, yeah?) and also some of my bromigoes fell victim to it so, boys and girls, ladies and gentlemen and in-betweens, don't ever keep the bad stuff to yourself.
You might think it would inconvenience people if you let it all out......wrong!
Those are clearly the wrong people to talk to.
You know who the right ones are.
Heck, you can even just drop me (a person, if I really am human, you barely know) a teeny weeny message somewhere.
I'll be there! Ta-da!

RIP Robin Williams.....
You were awesome, you made my day (after a long day of torment in school) and you were just.................amazing!!
My heart goes out to your family.

Thursday, July 31, 2014

Nick In The Box

Hope everyone had fun at SD ComicCon!!
I wasn't there but I'll be there next year!!!
#ifIcan
I like meeting people there!
Even though I'm an introverted, psychotic lone wolf, I still know how to socialize to an extent.

So many things surfaced over the week! 
The GoT Xbox One, ta-da!
Box means vajayjay so it's really appropriate.
Arya is going to be Ellie in TLoU movie?
I thought Joffrey would fit the part.....no, no, no, wait a minute......
Sorry, I always think of Joffie when I think of little girls......
But Ellie ain't no little girly girl, she can shoot yo ass!
And also, I promised I wouldn't do Bieber-like insults anymore.
Daenerys could play Ellie but she's not short enough I guess and Sansa is too dramatic and annoying...
Oh look at me, considering their on-screen personae instead of their real personalities.....what a douche..... 
I reckon they are all good actor and actresses, anyone who can do GoT with straight faces are my heroes. 

Well, well, well.....what do we have here?
The 50 Shades Of Grey in the flesh! Literally...............yikes......
There will probably be a fap fest at all cinemas on Valentine's Day 2015.
If you live near the cinema, might be a good idea to stay at the hotel for a night or two.
Don't want to mess with cray-crays, people.
I don't know the cast that well.
Grey is Sheriff Graham!
I Googled him, like any normal person in the world would.
When you hear a name, you don't know who it is, you Google the crap out of that person.
It's the way of life.
Everyone knows what the story is - badly written Twilight minus the vampires plus the BDSM.
What I think - Should have put larger spaces between events. Everything happened too fast except the nasty parts. Way to go at setting women a billion years back..........haha!! That happens all the time, no biggie!
At least the dude wasn't afraid of fucking her to death.
In fact, he seemed pretty onto it in the book.
Yes, I'm old enough to read porn.
May I add, this was introduced to me by my sis *who probably hates me loads and wants to make me feel bad about myself and thus, the introduction*.

Clementine did it again! Killed a bro and Loretta......I mean Rebecca (potentially).
Nick had it coming, I didn't and still don't hate him but I just knew they would off him sometime soon as I played.
I saved Sarah even though I didn't want to.
I play this kind of games based on the feels I have at the moment.
I just thought it was the right thing to do.
Honestly, I didn't expect the 'Convince' option to work.
Besides, slapping her gave me the kick.
Something I had wanted to do since she pissed me off by being a spoilt, sheltered dingus.
For those who think this is a 'duh' option, think they will be holier-than-thou in the real world, I call bullshit!!! =P
Only those who are suicidal would pull a stunt like that. 
And also, this is just a game....chill-ax homies! Sheesh....
Giving people a hard time for their choices.....jeeberz man......shut up...
Ohhhh Luke......hadn't had booty in a while and so he unleashed his inner GoT feels as soon as Jane offered.
GG bro, GG.
Thinking of scouting the area the next day with Jane? Have some alone time for more?
Round 2?!? You dawg!
Too bad! She's gone.
Don't worry! You have Bonnie! Too much drug baggage for your liking? 
How about Rebec- oh no......you can't do a Walker.......................what would it be like though?
Yeah guys, in times like this, being necrophilic is pretty handy.
What? Say what? I'm disturbed?!!
You want to do Edward! Vampires are undead, y'know?
Kenny is available and you 'like' him so much, worth a shot, Luke.
About the baby......we've seen a boy Walker.......can we have a baby Walker?
That would be interesting.
I know what people say - Jane is just this cliche tough zombie-apocalypse chick or she's Season 2 Molly or she's just Bloody Mary of The Walking Dead....
Nevertheless, I think she's the real deal - people should be tough when the world has gone to shit.
And besides, it's JUST A GAME people! Calm down!
I hope she comes back to us in the last episode......no, not for Luke's sake.
She and Clem would make great sisters. That bonding moment they had was precious.
I kind of figured Jaime's story during the Sarah chaos.
You just can't save those who don't want to be saved ya?

Once again, IT'S JUST A GAME even if it gives you feels =P
Have a great weekend!

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Keeper Of Frozen Wolves

A Frozen PS4........
That's bound to happen, yes?
We all knew that, no surprises here =P
The Last Of Us PS4.............no surprises here either.
Destiny............................oh come on!!

I'm glad it's not over for Crash Bandicoot!
Do bring him back! 
And Spyro too!
Pleaseeeeeeeee guys!!
They are some of my favourite games/characters!
I remember those days when I played those games.........still play them sometimes today.
My PS2 is fully functional, as well as my emu.
Coco was there to help her brother....to an extent.......we do all the work in the end =P
Spyro and Hunter = Team Awesome.
Games these days don't give me much feels....maybe it's just the age thing.
I guess it's a kiddy thing, things from your past resonate stronger in your current mind.
But seriously, how awesome is it being a dragon? =P

More iOS/Android games!!
FF: Record Keeper - To give you nostalgia boners.
Yeah, scenes taken from previous FFs.
You'll meet some familiar faces and be able to recruit them.
Cool, yes? Don't know about that.
I'm still not feeling the FF vibe, the JRPG vibe, the story vibe...
What's the story? 
I like the librarian moogle, that's all I can say.
Kim Kardashian game - Life doesn't work that way, girls. Can guys get turned on by phone Kim? Feel free to tell me, I won't judge you.
You don't get to the top of the social ladder by just helping a Kardashian pick clothes out at closing time.
If anything, I think you'll get into more doo-doo.
Kanye will probably compare you to Beyonce. 
You will get into more rehearsed family dramas than you can ever handle.
It plays like a fashion Diner Dash.
We all know that sex/nude scandals/tapes/displays are the way to go to popularity.
Laugh or hate me all you want, you know it's true.
Talents mean nothing =P
Three words - Game Of Thrones.

The Wolf Among Us -- Haha!
Nice episode, truly a good game.
I just have a few things to pick at, though they will probably be irrelevant due time.
Because it looks like there will be a second season.
Lots of things weren't explained very well.
For example, the ending!
How did Lily's death come to be?
The hotel mess......what happened there?
Nerissa said Georgie pulled Faith's ribbon, so what about Faith?
I love Georgie and Vivian. I wish they were spared but nope. 
I love his accent =P
Could it be that the Crooked Man we had was Crane in Glamour?
The Crooked Man is still out there, bidding his time.
He said he had business to take care of and left us with Bloody Mary and so the most disappointing part of the last episode revealed itself.
Bloody Mary's defeat was LAME IMHO.
The battle wasn't epic at all. It just seemed too easy.
The revelation of her true form was brilliant but her death..........NOPE!
All we had to do was break her to pieces. She was made of glass!
So back to the Crooked Man!!
He said he had business and when Bigby was done, well, he was just in his office.
What was that 'business'?
Did they anticipate Mary's defeat and so the Crooked Man Glamour theory?
And Mary! She talked about Bigby throughout the whole game as if she had some sort of agenda with him.
Like his past and what he did.
I thought she was his victim and so she worked for the Crooked Man to get back at him. 
If she was so good, why did she work for him?
She could have taken over Fabletown herself.
But she was super fragile so yeah, I guess the Crooked Man should be the Boss.
But what made him so influential???!!
Arrrggghhhhhh, we're going nowhere with this!!
Let's just wait for Season 2.

Character reveals for three awesome games - SSB, Tekken and Mortal Kombat!
New Dragon Ball Z movie!
Alright!!

Saturday, July 5, 2014

Grand Moon Warrior Nude Leaks!

Happy 4th of July!!!!!!!
Let's be patriotic today, yeah?

GTA-V has got it going on!
I want THE LIBERATOR!!
I want to run over things and people and Lindsay and trees and things and Lindsay......
It's easy, she's part of the game right?
Or so she claims.....
I don't understand.............just because someone is like you, it doesn't mean it's you.
Okay, maybe Lacey Jonas is GTA-her but............it's not that big a deal.
By the way, any idea what satire is?
GTA is a game that has a piece of that genre.....anyone with me?
Let us see the outcome of this madness.
I'm very sure it will end with something like how that girl is very much like any other girl in the world!
You're not the only one who can pull that off, anyone can wear those outfits and act like nutcases anytime, anywhere.
Some random skank on the street can be like Lacey, does that mean...you know.......SKANK ALERT!
Keep up all this patriotism yo!

What's next?
Half of the main antagonists in Far Cry 4 are women!
So, more female roles in video games!
What's all these mumbo bimbo jumbo about women not being acknowledged and huge in video games?
I assure you ladies that you are indeed huge and of course, recognized!
Just because some developers refuse to have any female characters in their games, it doesn't mean they are being sexists..........at least I don't think so.
If it is indeed sexism, who cares.....??
Forget AC - there are so many other games out there that involve women.
Look at Hyrule Warrior, they are introducing so many heroines that I'm starting to wonder if Link is the only male in the good-guy group or Link is female.
Cia has Valga at her side. Is Ganondorf going to make an appearance?
Since it's non-canon, let's make Ganondorf gay for Link, like Cia is for Link.
Bitches be cray cray yo, she has gone mad from jealousy - Link's and Zelda's ship sailed and hers sunk with the seat next to her occupied by pillow-Link.
Keep that patriotism going!!

Banning women from competing in Hearthstone? What...???!!!
Ohhh....they are going to have a women's division......hmmm......forgivable?
What's with the segregation though?
To follow the rules of sports, every single sport is arranged in such manner. 
Doesn't make any sense because e-sport is just a bunch of button pushing whereas sport at the field relates to physical make-up and therefore segregation is right?
I'm not going to be a part of this...........nope.................
Don't make a small little teeny-weeny thing a huge thing!
Yelling 'SEXISM!' isn't helping, if anything, you are coming across as an annoyance.
Heck, we don't share toilets! Why isn't that sexist?
We won't look at each others' ding-dongs....there's a reason why cubicles exist.
Not talking shower rooms even though that's another form of 'sexism' to consider......
How are these different matters?!!
Having different rooms is a form of segregation.
You want everything to be the same for males and females?
Then, let's do it!
We still get to play the games, it's not like we're not allowed to play at all.
NoBoDy in this world can stop me from buying games and playing them, helllllll no.....

The first truly gay character in Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dorian.
The one you've been waiting for.......
I thought the Magimel brothers made the cut but nooooo.....apparently they aren't enough.
I have nothing against anything.
I'm just one of those people who can't seem to fathom why things which shouldn't be problems are problems of today's world.
He's a man who's gonna fight for what's right.
I'm already liking Dorian.
Leliana has thief abilities!
I'm a huge fan of thief traits, it'll be a doozy.
The patriotic flames are burning bright!

Sailor Moon Crystal - time to relive those days!
Moon Prism Power!! Make UP!
No idea what that means!
I'll say this though, this anime was the highlight of my day after school.
I remember that day, looking for new animes to watch and I came across Sailor Moon.
I thought it was about a bunch of cross-dressing sailors stranded on the moon so I asked my dad to download the series for me.
Hey! Sailor Moon premiered waaaay before I was born, so I didn't know about its hype and story that well, cut me some slack! =P
I loved (and still do) the theme song, Moonlight Densetsu or Moonlight Legend and watched till the end.
This anime cracked me up. I would always laugh at the sailors' transformations and the names of their powers. I have no idea why but I just couldn't stop laughing at whatever they did.
My favourite characters are Luna and Artemis. Why?
They are way smarter than their owners yo!
Fine.........if you must know who my fave sailors are......
I like Saturn followed by a tie between Mars and Jupiter.
You know me, I love the power of destruction.
The sailor/character I hate the most.....I'm pretty sure you know who it is.......hehehe...
Like the flow of today's world, the spirit of Hollywood, reboots/revamps/etc give to us, skinnier characters and more dramatic and elaborate sequences.
They have sharper faces and fancier get-ups.
And like Hollywood, nude leaks!!
Her transformation is longer than before, lucky you dear villains, you have a chance to stab her to death before she gains full moon power.

What else got leaked besides nudies?
iOS AC!
Will it work?
What about the new smartphone JRPG by Hironobu Sakaguchi?
So much love for smartphones......I'm actually kind of shocked but!!
Won't judge before I've tried them.
I'm hyped for so many things....
Tales of Hearts R and Xillia 2, KH 2.5, Naruto, the last episode of Bigby's misadventure, accidentally using my PS4 controller with my PS3, then wondering why the touch pad can't be used for the game, cursing Sony all the way, then realizing that it's on the PS3.......and other games!
Clementine's adventure too! How can I leave her out!
That's how patriotic I am!
Have a great weekend!

R.I.P Bob Hastings!
We'll all miss you, Batman too.....

Tuesday, July 1, 2014

Kiddie Pool Sees No Light

This post is going to have some 'real talks'.
Well actually it's because it's that time of the year - decisive/transition period - when people feel discouraged for some crazy reasons like having peers full of bullocks or maybe something like exams!
Just want to share my feels with my dear Sleipnirs.
Regardless of the exterior, everyone has feels.....am I right or what?

I'm loving the characters they'll have in Hyrule Warrior.
Impa and Zelda people, unite!
That's the only thing I can say for now......
It's a hack-and-slash game, it looks Dynasty Warrior-ry and.......................
Talks on Bayonetta 3 already??!
Sounds good......though an angry mob is forming because this franchise is going to be exclusive.
Okay, real talk time, which means I'm not responsible for what my brain thinks....
Exclusives are fine really, you can buy the console required whenever, there's no need to buy on premiere day.
If you don't have it because you just don't want it (not a supporter, like the PS vs. Xbox insanity), come on breh!
You clearly care about the game more than the console it plays on, you care enough to bitch about it!
That's a very clear signal!
Just get over it........
People complain about Minecraft all the time and it sells so well......
If it's a money thing, like I said, you can get it whenever you're able.
Afraid that you will be named 'Uncool' for not playing on Day 1?
Bitch please.........one's a gamer because he/she play games, not because one's on schedule with game releases.......
If you're laughed at, at your boring workplace, you're clearly an adult, your colleagues are adults and they are super childish....
If your mates at school laugh at you though......well screw them! They're still suckling, them boob-suckers!

Wouldn't it be great if the L.o.Korra game were like Bayonetta or somewhat like it?
It's from Platinum so yeah, it would be great, bending different elements, hacking and slashing.
Wouldn't it be more fun if it were multi-player?
Being able to control Mako and Bolin and Lin and Tenzin and the rest!
It could be a SSB-ish game where they all rumble...
But that would bring us back to reality - the fact that we don't have any friends........
Thereasonwhymulti-playerfeaturesareabandonedorhatedorunwanted............
Just a joke but I do see a lot of these comments when the multi-player feature is announced for games (Zelda?).
People just saying they don't have any buddies, is that really true?
No way........someday, you'll find the one, who will make fun of you, tell you the truth only when it hurts, troll you and talk crap to cheer you up......
Hey! That's the essence of friendship!
Speaking of Korra, how's Season 3 for everyone?
Speedy like always but action-packed.
Will Korra be incapacitated again and again and again and again and again?
Who are we kidding?! Of course!
My favourite part so far - Zuko!!
I would like to see more of Desna and Eska, I just love those two.....
I have a couple like that and it's really not bad, in fact, it's entertaining.
Just like how I have a friend like Sheldon (TBBT).
It's not as bad as they portray them, it could be worse but......just play along homies =D

Can't wait for Sims 4!
You know, the one with no toddlers to give away to social workers and swimming pools to drown my Sims in out of wanting to please my sadistic side.
It's all business people, rip gamers off and earn loads.
With that said, they mentioned something along the lines of how these two things might not even be add-ons....
What's that supposed to mean?
It's not much fun without those two things (yes, toddlers are things).
I can attest to that. 
Most of my families have those.
I guess it's EA being EA.....ever annoying.....
About First Light - they should have Delsin in it.
Fetch is cool and all but Delsin should be in it.
It adds to the fun and fulfillment sectors.

Viva la FIFA!!
Who will win this week?
Have a great weekend!!

Saturday, June 14, 2014

Smash The Laughing Cup!

E3 is over and I'm hyped!
Believe it!
Too good to be true that someone in this world still cares about games and hardwares?
Well, just believe it!
Naruto Shippuden: UNS Revolution looks kewl.
Can't wait to play Akatsuki's story arc.
I just love having combination move skits. I think they do add some fun to games.
That also applies to Super Smash Bros!!!
Is Dark Pit part of Palutena's move?
What is he??!!?? A new character.....??
One of some of the things I hate in games - alternate costumes......which only involve colour change!
It's alternate costume, not alternate colour of a costume.
They are the same? Come on! Side with me for once..... 
I love wave-dashing but if it's not here, I can make that work.....
I'm in this to rumble and beat them up real good, not to dash into people's faces anyway....
Having Mii characters can be fun, to quite a few people's dismay because their moves are generic........still!! Learn to accept new things!
You don't have to play as the Mii if you don't want to so, chill-ax!
Pac-Man - He's cool...I don't have a problem with him.....
I don't have a problem with anything! I just bitch when I feel like it.
Was Pikachu doing a break dance in that reveal trailer?
I was thinking of Bomberman just before Pac-Man was announced, for some odd reason.
Maybe it's because I just heard that the 3DS Bomberman was cancelled.
I guess I just miss some of the oldies........and also SPYRO!
Link looks slightly feminine in the new LoZ game.
As if he never did...........I mean....you know...........
He looks like Bayonetta!
Oh wait no......it's a Bayonetta 2 thingy.......
She even dresses as Samus.....
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
It might not be Link if it makes you feel any better........as hinted by the Nintendo dude.
We can use Zelda in Hyrule Warrior! I think I called that! A few posts ago.........=D
Wonder what Code Name: S.T.E.A.M is all about.....???
Hmmmmmmm......................
It sounds like a badass chimera, made out of elements of many genres.......
More details please!!!!!!

Next in the quest to HD-ify everything - Final Fantasy Type-0 HD!
Awwwww yeah, been waiting for this one.
Finally, it'll be here and in the glorious form that is today's must-have feature - HD!
How does Cloud riding his bike look like in better graphics? 
G-Bike! I thought they were going to announce a remake until the end of that trailer...
Ohhh Squeenix........you just love teasing us.......
Two new classes in FFXIV (Rogue/Ninja) and marriage is enabled.
What's special? SS-marriage is allowed.
What's annoying? People hating it either way!
When it's not allowed (uuhhhh....I don't know...Tomodachi Life!), people go 'ARRGGHHH.....homophobes/homohaters!''........
When it's allowed, people go 'Why bring social/political issues into games????????!!!!'.....
I say - SS relation shouldn't even be called an 'issue' because it's not!
Political issue?? What?! Do you even hear yourself when you talk?
It's just an ordinary type of human relationship.
In fact, not only humans, some animals gay it up.......not going into details here.
You can ask your teachers or Master Google.
Even sexism got pulled into E3......
Why aren't there any females in AC: Unity? Maybe it's because there aren't any???
Such trivial details.......

I got their names (MK-X)!!
Bug Maiden is D'Vorah, I Heart You Man is Kotal Kahn and Big Daddy & Little Sister are Ferra/Torr.
There's also Cassie Cage.
That bubble gum fatality was weak.....come on! Step up your game!
Maybe stuff that gum in her eye sockets........
There's a new way to die in The Sims 4......
Guess what it is??
Laugh! Laugh continuously until your intestines explode!
That's awesome............
Imagine if that were possible in reality........
The hospital would be a horrible place to be in for me.........
XSEED is bringing Story Of Seasons to our doorstep.
Why they can't call it Harvest Moon?
For some legal reasons.......uhhhh Natsume.............blah!
But they can have Cam in it......??
I just don't get law people..........
I would love to get my hands on Razer Nabu! 
It sounds like something I really need................
Oh you know.......as long as it's a new gizmo..........I need it.......
I'm a tech freak, remember?

This console.....yeah........I can't wait for it.......


A white PS4 from Nintendo.....
Now that's gold people!
Oh no....wait.....pardon me..........we can't say 'white' anymore......
A Caucasian PS4.....yeah, that sounds right......
How's that sensitive people.....??

I watched Maleficent!!! (On Friday, the 13th......nice day eh?)
You know what else???
We (Kyle and I) finally did it!!!!!!
We finally got the whole theater to ourselves.
It's this thing we do......
Pick the earliest (a.m) movie session and maybe we could be the only ones.
To prove that people are too lazy or just aren't keen to wake up that early to watch movies.
There were always 3 -5 other people in all our attempts.....
But yesterday...........haha! Nobody!!!!
Lame thing to do they say, weird way to waste sleep time they say.......
Okay, fine..........maybe it's strange.........but we did it!




Could act like jackasses and no one would complain.
Yeah, 10.30 a.m is the earliest here. 
Not really early IMHO but somehow, not many people fancy this session.
Or maybe it's because nobody wanted to be out on Friday (13th)....
Or no one likes this movie.......???
So, the movie! I think it's pretty good.....
There's not much talking..........the narrator has the most lines.
Just recently.........it feels like Disney is trying to take back the message they've been conveying all these years........and is making it very obvious......
Maybe Disney feels guilty and thinks they are responsible for all the teen pregnancies or insanities these days.....or not......I don't know........
Motherly or sisterly or any family love can save one and not only the I-Want-To-Pork-You kind of love.....
I think that's fine..........just one problem.........YOU DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT!
After the love is shown, Diaval says something like how that's true love......
Just like how Olaf or Kristoph did after Elsa saved Anna.....
You don't have to say it........no one said anything after the prince kissed the princess......
So the Pork-You love is understandable but family love isn't....???
Wowwwwww....................................................................................................................
It's kind of weird that Aurora still likes Maleficent after she pretty much killed her dad....
Yeah, it's all Stefan's (douche!) fault all this madness happened in the first place but.....
He dead yo.........

So...................................it's blitzoff time! #WorldCup2014
Yay Brazil for 3-1!!
Go go go go go go!!!
Isn't it great that I'm focusing on things other than my work and the coming election?
Ohhhh.......I feel so good XD

Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Ever Eaten Eclairs?

I'm sure we can all agree that eclairs are just oblong doughnuts, yeah?
Hope you had a whole day of sugary goodness on Donut's Day =D

It's that time of the year again!!!
Gamer's Christmas/Red Carpet Event, E3!!
Who will win this year???
Don't care! 
Or rather................
Everyone wins! 
What's important is we all have fun yay-ing and boo-ing, am I right?
What's trending everywhere on the Net?
#E32014!
I'll be tweeting weird stuff just to join the fun......it's something I call twee-crastinate.....

Look at Pagan Min! I'm loving his style.
He somehow reminds me of my favourite villain of all time - Kefka!
I just love it when sadistic (psychotic?), heinous people with intense bloodlust are the main antagonists.
That's the impression he left when I watched the trailer.
If he didn't appear that way to you, I must have been blinded by all the blood because I watched the trailer for Dead Island 2 before that.
That was a sweet trailer.
Imagine yourself in that situation, you jogging while everything behind you becomes chaotic.
He had some sort of bite/wound thingy there, so you knew he would turn.
Uncharted 4: A Thief's End - that's the name! What is it going to be about.....??
Nathan looks kewl like always.
Ratchet & Clank: The Movie - It can work if they put some effort in it.
I have a feeling it's one of those movies.....you think it won't work but it actually does.
MGS-V-TPP (Toilet Paper Pun The Phantom Pain) looks awesome - so much blood.....oooooo.....
I saw Quiet!

What am I expecting from E3 this year?
I'll be honest - I'm not only expecting games but hardwares too.
Some of the games on my list can be crossed out because they are guaranteed to be at E3! Oh yeah!
Mortal Kombat X! More fatality! Yay for new characters!
Bug Maiden and Bid Daddy & Little Sister and I Heart You Man.
I'm going with those names for now.
More on Super Smash Bros!
Will Mewtwo make an appearance? Pretty please?
Or a new challenger?
Maybe....................................Shadow?
Epona? Neigh?
Maybe........................Popuri! Use chicken eggs attack now!
I didn't expect inFAMOUS but it's cool. More about Fetch.
I really want to see a Spyro game but I don't think that's coming.
I want more games (RPGs) with dragons or other creatures, where we control them at all/any time.
No more humans/human-looking humanoids! Look at the other games......
The closest we have come, excluding fighting games and at the top of my head - Blanca (SH), Kimahri (FFX), Red XIII (FFVII), Muppy (MK-AA)....
We only use them in battles......
I want to explore the world with these characters!
Have more like Sonic, Ratchet and ummm.............................SPYRO!
I would also like to see more indie games and hey hey!
Sony did it!
I believe there will be more.......

Let's just sit back and enjoy the show.

Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Crying Mario, Twitching Carver

And Carver is dead..............and I made Clementine watch.....
I am such a good person.
Hey, she has to prepare for the things ahead.
It's time to grow up.
Look at Sarah....she got people killed because she wouldn't, for the love of Mana, grow up!
He was a good man......crazy, heinous, had a God complex but I think....deep down....he meant well...
He just got out of hand....
You can't rule if you're going to be lenient....that is a fact, unfortunately.
Humans take advantage of you if you don't stand up for yourself.
No.....??? Carlzodin is a sociopath for defending him?
I guess I am.
Jane's pretty cool, the Bloody Mary of this game.
Well, you gotta love her guts.
I though she was Molly but Kenny and Clem would have recognized her if that was the case.
Unless her hairstyle threw them off.....
Maybe she was at Savannah and she saw Lee's little Walker goop trick.
Who knows yeh? Can't wait for the next episode =D
Bigby coming up next!!! Woots!!
Where am I getting all this energy?
Love how the cover art says 'In Sheep's Clothing' but Bigby is pretty much topless.
From the title, does it mean our lil baddie is someone who is seemingly a goodie?
Belle.......????? Snow.......(nay...right....?)???

What is up this month?
Making Mario cry, Philips? For real?
Come on!
One of the problems this world is facing.....
You can get a patent for any sort of crap.
I can just stick a Digimon sticker on my 3DS and sue Nintendo for making 3DS units that look like mine minus the sticker....
Does that make sense?
Of course not!
Why in the world does Youtube want Twitch???
To make the comment/chat section suck too?
Really??
Spending lots of moola to make stuff suck, is that a thing now? Gaaahhhhhhhhhh!
Oculus Rift at Chuck E Cheese?
Because it's new and fresh?
Why not dress Ronald McDonald and the Colonel in bikinis?
Why not? It's new and fresh and swell and young.........
Why do I disagree with that? Because I don't.
I'm just rambling about random stuff.
Can't wait to get my hands on Watch Dogs. 
It looks cool really but like always....people oversell something when something is announced.
Finally when it's available, people give bad reviews and go 'meh'.....can you believe the madness that is sustained in this world? 
It's nobody's fault you fall for trailers...................haha!

Flappy Bird is coming back with multiplayer feature.
Just what everyone needs.
Are you happy now? Your frustrated prayers have been answered. 
Now you can flap your birdie wings between pipes once more and you can flap with your friends too!
So......Far Cry 4 has been announced.....and ruined already by leaks and complaints about the art.
Yeah....I don't see what's racist about it.
It's just a guy wearing pink patting another dude's head (who seems to be praying....who knows why...........higher beings don't exist......sheesh)....
Skin colour means nothing........because you can bleach and colour yourself silly these days.
There's nothing to that art, people.
If you have a problem with men wearing pink too......you must hate pretty much everyone in this world.
Well....................................you can argue that men don't look good in pink.....errr....there's really not much substance in that argument.
It's just a colour guys! Come on! Anyone can look fabulous in pink.
Half-Life 3 is real........YAY!!! No more made-up equations anymore!!
After all those years of ridiculous maths!
Save them for later when the news is revealed to be a tease.
I'm not saying it's fake but you know.......
What better way to attract people than using nostalgia/memories??
Woo hoo HALO 5: Guardians! Don't know much about it yet, just going to leave it at that.....no assumptions........just speculations.
Is it going to be about the day Master Chief was born and therefore about his guardians?
Does his parents put cloaks over their armours too....??
Or was that his dad or mum in the trailer....?
E3 will be upon us soon.
Hyrule Warrior - Interesting screenshots but will it play well?? Hmmmm..........
Can I hack and slash as Zelda???
We're always using Link, would love Zelda to have some action, hai-ya! moments.
Oh yeah..........Super Smash series!
Come on Nintendo! Expand her role further!
Sims 4 looks good, like Sims 3 but..........................................................................better graphics...??
ReaLLY??!!
What did I tell you guys?
One remaster after another......now it's the HALO series.
I'm not saying it's a bad idea but.....eeeehhhh.......how about them new games eh?
I've just played Nancy Drews - The Shattered Medallion (30th) which is a good one.
To those who are not familiar, it's a puzzle game series.
Would love to pick one up? Go crazy! Start from the first game because you'll see familiar faces or stuff as you go.
I give this series a Carlzodin approval sticker. The puzzles are insanely fun to play.
Not a huge fan of bad graphics? Start from the 5th game.
The books are good too if you're looking for something new to read, though they make some people sound like douches at times (Nancy....Bess...).
Why am I bringing this up all of the sudden....?
I'm random =P

Have a great week!
I'm pooped.

Monday, May 12, 2014

Kunoichi With Sapphire Lightsaber

Destiny costing $500m?????????????????????????????????????????????
It better be good!
Like the high-end $500 aluminum NES.........
I'm going to say...................definitely a collector's item.
I've heard so much just this week, people saying how insane this deal is......
Not only is it not a next-gen, games are not being made for it anymore.
That point is valid, would only buy it for nostalgia's sake, just as a part of console collection.
For those complaining non-stop, don't get your panties in a bunch, ladies.
If you don't like it, don't buy it. Don't hate on those who think this is a great, loving-memories-inducing deal.
Your bitterness is not going to stop it.
To those who are getting it, get off the surgery table! Don't make your nose too high up. It's not fabulous at all.

E3! E3! E3! E3! E3! E3!
Microsoft looks all confident, new IP and sequels. No prequels brah?
Maybe some from the new studios they will be working with?
They'll be focusing on hardcore gamers.....what is their definition of a hardcore gamer?
A gamer who plays all day long?
A gamer who thinks games like Angry Birds are total BS?
A gamer who just plays and not finish his/her thesis even though it's due in six hours?
Hmmm......yeah, in the ballpark.
Never thought about it but Microsoft doesn't have a handheld....interesting.....
If they do decide to cough one out, it would probably suffer, due to the other handhelds in existence.
The human mind responds to ye olde better than newbies after all.
It's always PSP! Vita! GameBoy! DS!
Speaking of which, new Nintendo consoles?? Console with a 's'??
How many are these guys planning???!!!
Ohhh...boyyy...........
Remakes!!!
Pokémon Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire!
Although I have no idea what the names mean anymore, I'm hyped!
New story......new evolutions......new gameplay graphics......new world......
They are all new and groovy!
What does remake mean again?
Anyway! Announced in the month of May! *wink* *wink*

Fans and haters of the Dualshock 4!
Sony has spoken!!
The light bars were made for Project Morpheus.
It's not to dim your light bars, putting them in sleep mode........
It's for VR! Woots! Woots!
As for how it's done.....don't know how!
Probably an E3 topic.
Games!!! GaMeS! GAMES!!!!!!
Senran Kagura coming to NA on the Vita! An all-girl brawler, played mostly by guys! Yay!!
Not being sexist........come on, you know it's true.
Outlast: Whistleblower - Shush with your own finger.....because you don't know where that finger has been.....
Anyway, it's alright.....not downright scary but....alright.
Eddie is a douche. Just to be sure.....none of those were women? There were no females at all in the asylum??
Dude! He sawed your wiener off! And you make him your groom? Make him bleed already!
So they say they want CoD: AW to be popular like Game Of Thrones.....???
The only way to do that is to make it like Game Of Thrones......
Adding - I want to say bedroom action but the 'action' seems to take place just anywhere on the continent, outdoors, indoors, semi-outdoors-indoors......so yeah...-
Adding these actions to the game would make it just as popular.
You know....first-person-hooter.
Just do your best CoD! You'll be fine.............
Tomodachi Life - No same-sex marriage.......that's sad..........but hey!
At least, in reality, it's allowed! YAY.............................................ohhh wait......
It's too late to change it now! No worries, it's just a game anyway......
In real life though, to those cheering, boo you! Accept people for who they are! Allow it!
New Unreal Tournament! Go for it!
Telltale's Borderlands! There will be two playable characters, Rhys (miner) and Fiona (con-artist).
They look good together. Oh the excitement! 
Is Handsome Jack in it? What will the story be about??
Apparently, it takes place after Borderlands 2......
Details, details, details!
Unlike the other two, where we only play as one.
Speaking of these games, it looks like Clementine will be in a lot of doozies in the next episode.
Adventure Time: The Secret of the Nameless Kingdom will be an interesting game by the sound of it. Once again, the name is realllllllllly long........
With puzzle elements and action adventure fighting, this will be a doozy.....

Angry rambling time! Skip if you want =D
The happy news end here.
I've been fuming a lot this week. Time to give my lil ol' head a spin.
It seems that a few (quite a handful!) gamers have been stressed, excluding myself because my stress is a different kind.....
Specifically....LP-ers.
Must be tiring y'know......recording and all the work that comes with it.
It is very unfortunate that some of your fans (so-called that is) do not appreciate your hard work.
I haven't read the comment section (for playthrough videos that is, I enjoy reading comments for trailers) for a long time so I don't really know what is written until I'm informed by people, who enjoy reading them or just stumble upon them by accident.....
What have I got to say??????
LP-ers weren't born to entertain you. They have their own lives to live.
I'm just going to call these 'fans' umm.........anuses.
You know that livestream moment, when an anus or two or most likely more wants a shout-out and the LP-er gives them the stuff and makes a doo doo in the game. That or another anus just goes ahead and say he/she sucks at the game.
If you're not going to allow the player a 100% focus, you're in no position whatsoever to demand flawless gameplay. Not that you have the right to demand anything in the first place. 
Yes, it is their job, but the JOB entails playing games (Which they are already doing!), entertaining people (Which they are already doing! If some don't find the videos delightful enough, it's clearly not your kind of humour, look for another, anus!) and having fun (Which they can't when anuses cramp their style).
Complaining that the videos are not quality enough? Not enjoying the game like they used to?
So, they try to record it when they are in a better state of mind! But then, anuses start saying they don't deliver enough! What do you want them to do exactly?
Just like some people at the lab......you want me to do a mapping of the molecule but you won't give me access to the machine! What do you want exactly!!!??? Jeeberz, you suck!
I know I blow but you tools suck! Booooooooooooooooo!
Best wishes to all gamers/LP-ers. Hope you don't need pills to calm your nerves down.

Happy Mother's Day!
If your mum is a gamer, lots of interesting stuff to get her.
If not, ehhhhh......there are lots of stuff too........good luck figuring out! =D
I'm the worst gift-giver in the universe.
Well, have a great weekend! Stay kewl!