Heeey........
Just want to share something special with you guys.
I received a very interesting email this afternoon.
I don't know if this is a hoax or not so don't flame my ass.
I just think this mail is dodgy.
If it is legit, please, feel free to tell me.
Look at that business-like guy there.
A white laptop?
White shirt, white building, white walls.
A red tie and black hair?
Really dude?
Is that what Paypal looks like?
That's its avatar?
I mean, why is there the word 'Paypal' at the side of the picture?
The greeting is 'Dear Customer'.
Who does that these days?
People have names yo.
If you want their money, you should address them appropriately.
Why does the word 'Customer' have a capital C?????
Shouldn't it be lowercase?What sort of problem is my account facing anyway?
Did someone use it?
Is there a deposit of a million dollars?
Or a withdrawal of a million dollars?
It's too vague.
Give me a solid reason to click the link.
You should know by now there are lots of scammers out there who enjoy sending money-sucking links.
At the third bullet point, what's with the exclamation mark after the full stop?
I'm not being a punctuation Nazi but you know.
This is un-befitting of a formal mail.
If you're going to have a professional avatar, you should deliver a professional job.
He may look like a generic professional dude but nonetheless, a professional.
At least, a projection of one.
Give the model some credit.
I also think that it's strange that you would ask me to get more out of my account in the mail that says my account has a problem.
Jeeberz man, one thing at a time.
Calm your panties down.
If the service is good, I will go back for more.
This might not be strange to some people but it is to me.
Ohhhhhh all this bitching.
Paypal, do a better job next time if you want me to update my account.
I promise I'll do as instructed.
By the way, did I mention that I don't have a Paypal account?
Damn right it's a hoax!
Lalalalalalalalalala.
Let's start with the usual opening.
Can't wait for the New 3DS and Story of Seasons.
Waiting for my Angora rabbit.
Still looking for a permanent job.
Still playing Super Smash because it's not old yet, to me at least.
Still unpacking for some reason.
Waiting for the second episode of Game Of Thrones.
A shout-out to the books. Love them. George RRRRRRRR, get moving.........now.
Can't wait for Final Fantasy Type-O and XV - #butthey'resogay #hatecomments #XVisK-pop #XVhasnoboobs #themgraphicsyo #whyyoudothiscarlzodin
Yeah well, I love the trailers people!!
Also, it's not nice to use the word 'gay' to describe things you consider negative or you think they exude evil aura that makes you behave like a pussy.
Bad people, bad bad Sleipnirs.
Garage is bursting with maggots.
Xenoblade Chronicles 3D looks good, not because it's 3D.
It's because it has a cool story.
To me, graphics is just a bonus yo.
A new atelier game - Atelier Shallie.
Annnnnnnnnnnnd finally, the sickest (in a bad way, not good way) thing.
Club Nintendo is closing.
I'm not going to bitch about it.
There's still time to spend my lovelies.
Gonna get some nostalgic titles like Zelda and Ice Climber.
I haven't seen what's available but I have a pretty clear idea of what I want and what they have.
With all that said,there is this question bugging me.
Why stop now?
Is it bringing the company to a loss?
To the point that they have to strike a deal with Youtubers?
Youtubers are getting stuff out of the deal too of course.
Maybe all these things are just one big fad?
Seasonal money-making techniques.....pooeee.....
Just greedy?
I'm going to go with that.
Because that reason is almost always the one.
But I'll still give you the BOD, so you have that from me Nintendo.
Ahhhhhh Telltale.......
Murderer of favourite/awesome characters since 2009.
Kill in an impressive fashion though so you may pass my anger.
I understand that it makes the story more memorable.
It's a human thing. I get it.
George RRRRRRRRRRRRR gets it too and he's famous for it.
Jaime Lannister..........you got the first line of the game.
Always the first one to make the first move to introduce the first episode.
I hope Mira isn't a psycho. She has crazy eyes.
Then again all of them do......
Ramsay is an ass, like always.
I feel bad for Ethan.
At least he died intact. Both skin and his little best friend still there.
I called it the moment they said Ramsay was going there to meet him.
We all know Ramsay is a dick.
Who collects dicks.
So what is in store in the next episode?
How about someone from the Targaryen side?
Come on..............
We know one thing - no one can be trusted.
As demonstrated countless time.
Even the loyal ones become the 'loyal' ones at some point.
Mira's little boyfriend, can he be trusted?
I don't know!
That guard who stares at her all the time......
Is it Asher?
From the description they gave, he's a fighter yeah...but someone who lurks around, silently watching his enemies.....?
I don't think so.
If he's there looking after Mira........I buy that.
Is Sera a good person...?
Don't know........she could be Cersei's bitch.
Everyone is everyone's bitch in that universe.
That's how everyone rolls.
Movie of the day - The Knights Of Badassdom.
This movie makes me want to LARP.
Right........now........
Must Tyrion be the bad-lucky one all the time?
SERIOUSLY GUYS!!
What did I say about coming games?
Reboots, HD-fied, 3D-ied.
Where are the truly new games yo!!
Majora Mask? Really...?
BTW, wasn't kidding about my garage and maggots.
Though the number isn't enough to heal the wound of anger in me.
It seems the previous tenants rejoiced in playing hide-and-seek with food.
