Thursday, August 29, 2013

Exclusive White Files

As days go by.....we sit at a corner, pondering, on a sunny day......
When we'll get our hands on the PS4 and the Xbox One OR Xbox One and PS4!!??!! (The order doesn't tell anything whatsoever about my preference!!)
Don't make this a Twilight thing....both teams are awesome....
Don't be that nutcase of a bitch #Bella#...if it makes you ladies feel any better, Edward and Jacob both suck, not blood...they just suck, I want to say donkey balls but I love animals and their balls deserve just as much respect and should not be tarnished by the likes of perverted vampires and werewolves in heat (they are cool....Twilight ruined their good name!) and I'm not only talking about these characters #fuckedupRLpersonae#....

Even as we speak, there are words going around about whether or not the Xbox One would beat PS4, the victor being the one released first......what donkey dung!
What is this which we call a competition??
What does it matter which one is released first...??
It will still be the same console...nothing extra except it gets romanced before the other....=p
And now everyone is going nuts over the white Xbox One.....oh my.....
With bonus here and there and special achievements and Xbox Live -One Year-, a special little engraving for his/her pride, -I MADE THIS- because you have to be a part of the Xbox team to get it, ohhhhh snap......
Come on bros! You're cooler than that!
They still get a black Kinect! It's not the entire set! =p
What are you now? An apartheid fan? One of the Co Clox Clan (CCC)??
Shame on you.......
The night sky is black, why don't we tear it open and create a black hole...which is another black thing, and get our pinkies chopped off....so suck it up!
You want those special achievements?
Make an app that does it at times to make it feel like you have them.....okay, that's just sad.....don't do that...don't do something that shows you're allergic to human relationships....I can do that because I'm whacked but you're wholesome, so be awesome!
You want a special message on your console...??
Just D.I.Y it......-I JAM THIS HARD- -clear cracks on console- -ouch...-
Sheesh....it will be available to non-Xboxers before you even know it....
Some employee will just give it up on eBay, then the higher-ups get pissed, the buyer gets dragged off to some abandoned building by the Xbox Special Services team and gets beaten up to death, then they track the seller down who turns out to be ------- and chops him up and then they keep that special Xbox in a safe in the abyss of their headquarter and some soul reaper leaks out of the console and takes it to Don which makes him reminisce his Microsoft days and he then quits Zynga to rejoin Microsoft and even so we still can't bang with friends, though we could exchange words with them....
Is everyone excited about the Day One deal?
They are pretty interesting eh?.......Don't look at me...... -Ryse, Dead Rising, Forza 5-
PS3 is putting on make-up....Azurite Blue...oooooooo............a limited edition.....
Get yours from GameStop!
Oh ho ho.....if it's black/white it's racist, but if it's blue, it's simply delightful because it's Avatar....oooo....aahhh...
People are.....just........so strange.....=p 

An interesting castle, to be seen in AdventurOS!
A dungeon platform game which utilizes the the form of technology the government possesses, the power to go through your stuff without your permission and make inside jokes!
Fine....it's not like that....
A level is generated based on the content of your files....whoop whoop!
AND they do not violate your privacy....doesn't that sound wonderful?? =D
We play as the leader of volunteers, whose job is to protect a wealthy architect's possessions from the great thief...
My dungeon is probably a soul-devouring one....given those....amusing, entertaining viruses I have....
Those who have pornos lying around in their computer, you're in for a treat!
The enemies resemble the form you jack off to and your weapons will be sex toys...how turned on are you now?
Isn't it the dream?? To chase off robbers with your little toys??
Pretty sure they wouldn't set foot in your domain ever again because, honestly, no one does that....
They would rather get hit with a baseball bat, though more painful, the drive to pilfer remains...
Who goes in expecting to get Gil but instead participate in an orgy...??
Sure it sounds great but STDs do exist...they are not myths as much as you would love to believe so.....
Gil for parasites/bacteria/etc......sounds like an unevenly-matched trade, if you ask me....
BTW, anything from the 12th line is NOT true...just being random, as usual... =D

That's all....for now.....=)

Monday, August 26, 2013

Ryse To The Fall Of Witchcraft

Oh Ancient Rome! Are you proud Mars?? 

The road to redemption is nigh! -Claims Ryse - Son Of Rome!-
The angry mob came to be because of apparent bad quick-time combat events, how timing is important and all those features which make a game rather tough/rage-quit-inducing.....
BUT that wasn't the actual gameplay, I don't remember now if that was made clear back then at E3 BUT now they say they that wasn't the real deal.....and they have just shown us the stuff at Gamescom...
It's Xena/God Of War-styled....whack those guys with your weapons and shield when possible...
Not too much focus on action-prompting scenarios and rather fluid....we'll get that finishing blow kick!
So...?? Unravel your panty knots! It's not that bad!
It didn't bug me that much...because the first thing I thought of when the gladiator dude set foot into the Colosseum was that Pepsi commercial back then with Pink/some others.....but in the game, the people aren't too keen on singing, they scream and yell a lot though........yeah, my mind trails off that fast.....
They've even dropped the multiplayer bomb on us!
They have awesome sea battles and chariot stuff going on or rather HAD!!
Reenactment of those bloody days!
Why remove them?? Because they don't run smoothly.....but..but....but....horsies and fishies and big kitties....it's the CryEngine.....it's supposed to shed tears of excitement....
Ah well.....there would be enthralling deaths...hoho! Another game that glorifies death...there you go!
We would have a ginormous battle where gladiators/some dudes just keep coming...sounds tough?
Not yet! We are supposed to be entertaining people with brutal kills......(and you guys say I'm the crazy one), because if you don't, you'll be pelted with vegetables (and you wonder why food scarcity was prevalent back then) and the commentator goes all bitchy and say how lame we are....let's just drag that mofo down onto the field and see how he handles it....=p
With all the kills though, you could invoke your chosen God's powers :
Apollo (health), Jupiter (time manipulation), Diana (experience) and Mars (strength)...
If you're an atheist...well...you'll get a religious angry mob going ape-shit on you in the colosseum...and so you'll definitely lose the battle because crazy people fight better than violent sane ones..
If you're agnostic, you'll never know if you'll win or lose and doubt that fighting barbarians would make a difference in life at all...
Not going to stop there! We have microtransaction......where we spend spend spend game gold/real money to upgrade/customize our little gladiator! ...I would love to put some bling bling on him =p
Wait till they announce a DLC for it......hehehe....

About DLC, guess what??
The new DLC maps for Killzone : Shadow Fall will be free!
You ain't dreaming! So some people say why it's a DLC then? Why not include in the game from the start??
Well, DLC stands for 'downloadable contents' and not 'digging-looting contents'....
They don't have to burn a hole through one's wallet to be a DLC but they do have to be downloaded =)
Besides, maybe they want to impress us with cool maps (which really takes some time)...give them a chance to do it!
With that said...I got a question from someone....=)
'Why are your reviews/comments always neutral?? Are you a hippie or something? Do you never hate?'
I shall answer the easiest one first.....not a hippie but definitely a something =p
I do hate stuff....somewhat.....
I'm pretty much neutral because that's just how I roll! There is no such thing as a perfect game...even my top three favourite games have flaws...
Let's face it! Every game has its pros and cons, how else would there be sequels or prequels?? Sure you say some suck but they have improved features! How would new games be awesome if all the tricks are out? How would people be amazed if the big guns are all out?
If the first Saints Row game was like SR-IV, how would they improve that and impress everyone?? 
Engines are not hocus-pocus, some can't accommodate certain level of simulation...
Imagine if we got the PS4 back then instead of the PS....how would we top that in the future? Sure we can but it would really take a lot of engineering and that takes years...ideas do not fall out of the sky nor do they grow on trees...they might even have PS5 already, with maybe a few features more than the PS4 and are working to make it different enough to make people want to buy it......who knows yes?
Oh who are we kidding....? People will definitely buy them even if they are exact replicas...XD
The thing is they have to remove/put in some aspects in order to keep the industry momentum going...you could say they are holding back to dig gold out of our guts but yeah, that's how the world works....deal with it...did I get carried away?? Oooppss......
Now EA is offering refunds for games bought on Origin...what are your thoughts on that??
Are people going to take advantage of that.......?? What sort of funky ideas people can get??
We'll find out soon, I'm seriously intrigued....because I've already heard a few psychotic stuff XD

With that rant over, I just have to say....inFamous : Second Son looks greaattt!!
I did mention this before but......it's awesome!!
Apart from the new powers, gameplay looks superb!
Have lots of questions about it! Is Delsin going to make references of prequels?? 
He was around 17 after all....how did he get superpowers??? Is Cole in the game??? 
Are they going to have water-elemental powers?? Earth?? Air??? Metal??
Awww-yeah...we're going to go all bend-this-element in this game!
I want to be The Beast!!
A new game came to my attention - K.I.S.A!
It's set in the ye olde days...when kings could find joy in jesters and witches were hated....(they are still hated these days......really...???)
We play as Kisa, a court jester, who's accused of being a witch....wow...that didn't take long....and thrown into the dungeon and to be burnt on a stake...
She then gets a message from a mysterious voice saying she's the one who can save the princess and so must find means to escape...
I'm pretty sure people start hearing stuff after being incarcerated awhile.....it may not be true Kisa...don't be fooled by your mind.....
People those days were indeed odd.....trying to prove that a lady was a witch by drowning/burning her...??
She wouldn't be caught in the first place if she was a witch!!!!! Unless she enjoyed it....?? Ugghh...
What's the matter with those guys??? Jeeberz!
And I heard that if a butterfly landed on a lady's finger, she's a witch.....what....??
What part of that makes sense????!! How did that come about...??
If you say it's because butterflies are creepy, you clearly haven't seen Dora yet.....
I would watch Kefka all day over her.....and BTW, blobfish are adorable! Don't say otherwise!  
It's a semi-stealth and rather grim game, can't wait to play it! =p

That's all for today!

Sunday, August 25, 2013

Mark Of Lost Batman

Look! Up in the sky! Is it pure awesomeness? Is it George Clooney? Is it Christian Bale??

No! It's Ben Affleck in a bat suit!

Almost every day this week teems with negativity...XD
Look what you guys morphed me into! I'm a hippie now....
Don't get me wrong guys...not saying he'll make a horrible Batman.......justsayingit'llbeterriblyhorrendous..
Nah! =p
Sort of neutral when it comes to this sort of thing....
What's with the deep hatred people are feeling though??
Is it because he screwed two of the Jennifer-s in the world....???
He plays a lot of poker?? Huh...?? That's a billionaire sort of thing yes??
Worried he doesn't have that cool, raspy, as-if-he-has-been-thirsty-for-years voice??
He doesn't look like Batman/Bruce Wayne?? Well, then again...who does??
He's just a fictional character created by Bob Kane......and he looks different in every issue (somewhat), either super-buffed or leaner/thinner (as if I missed an issue where he goes on a Paris Hilton diet)...
So! The only Batman who's awesome (IMHO) is the 2D guy, the dude printed on coloured paper and put together as a comic book which will miraculously land in my shelf....
It's not like they chose JB/far from badass guys these days.....that will definitely be horrendous..might as well be called Baitman, they can fight acne well, NOT villains.....just a bunch of sitting ducks...

Recap on games!
How about Sonic Lost World??
It's pre-order bonus time! Money money time!
Get the NiGHTMARE DLC to fight bosses from the classic NiGHTS Into Dreams from the SEGA Saturn.
And, instead of a furry propeller, we get a mechanical one!
Wish we could play as Tails instead.......
Tails is pretty cool =)
Stop saying he's gay or that he's a girly girl! I admit, I thought Tails was a girl back then XD
I mean...he sounded so feminine in the cartoon.....
I want Knuckles and Shadow in the game too! 
Ho, ho, ho....GT6..................NO!
Hahaha! It's not coming to the Vita/PS4....too bad....maybe next time...
You can go all fast and furious and Tokyo Drift the dung out of Sony...it's still a no..
Fable IV won't be happening anytime soon......awww.....well...we have Fable Legends...
Do you feel like being the bad guy now and go all 'Hell no!' and flame them??? =p
Further revelation! GTA-V, you attention whore! XD
You've leaked your OST! Britney Spears and Snoop Dog! And more!
So many.....sp...oi...l..e..rs...!

Review/comment/rant/whatever time!!
Sure you can tell how much I love ninjas by now...so of course...what have I been jamming on??
Mark Of The Ninja! The semi-platform-stealth-action-side-motion game which is really good! Kudos!
A very well done stealth game I would say!
The levels have platforms where enemies roam and we have to strategize, pick on them one by one...
When one of them is killed, the body remains which would be the bane of our lives if we don't hide it as his bros would be more alert.....yep, it doesn't fade into nothingness, killing has its price =p
The point system? You get points for simply being a ninja....elusive, slick, quick and nimble....
Anything beneath those and you don't get points!
But....it wouldn't be fun if you just sneak by now, would it...?? Heheheh....
Try killing...it's cool! XD
Enemies have a certain radius of sight (torch light beam), so tread well...
Should you reveal yourself, hide! Draw up backdrop cardboards! There are doors/secret corners/pots you can hide behind/in and wait out like in AC.
Of course, one isn't a ninja without smoke bombs and seals! They are limited though (two per level) (realism smack in the face!) but can use limitless darts (realism retracted!)...
Those tools are unlockables and you could switch the out at the end of a level or at a kiosk within the level.
Gameplay is fluid, as you can move quite freely, like jumping and climbing...
Within a level, there are other stuff you can do...so-called sidequests, where you can take up further challenges and pick up some key items which clarify the story further...
You could unlock certain gameplay styles as you meet certain groups of objectives, so go forth and accomplish them!
And you have a wacky-doodle lady friend who does the tutorials...
Backdrop is pretty, motif-fulfilling, colourful.....graphics is like that of Scribblenauts...and with blood!
Yeah! There's real battle damage! =D
You knew I would point that out...heheheh...
Music and storyline are moderately good....music does suit the mood...
Could do better with the story, it doesn't have a kick to it....but still cool...
There isn't much downside to this game, it's really fun so try it out!
If you're a stealth lover, do it now!!

Have a great weekend!

Saturday, August 24, 2013

Inquisition Of The Infamous Truth

Look at those game trailers guys!!
Hoo-boy!

Let me just say that ALL the games look great!
Before I get flamed for leaving some of them out....
I haven't got that good a memory.....hehehe......

It would seem that the big boys are hassling each other, insinuating stuff here and there!
My, my, my......an absolute delight for drama queens all over!
Why embarrass yourselves...??
You think you're explaining yourself but you really aren't Microsoft....
You think you're better and that they are wimpy for delivering to their fans but you really aren't Sony and nor is Microsoft wimpy....you too tried to please your fans by showing them what they wanted to see at E3...
And look what you did!
Xbox One is stuck with the Kinect! Great! XD
Nah! They say they envisioned it with the Kinect during the making...or did they....??
HMMMMMMM.............
Now what? Trying to be impress everyone with your linguistic skills??
Really guys....??
You want to know what's breathtaking?? 
The world of Narnia...
You want to know what's magical??
The fact that Jigglypuff can reproduce.....
It's a balloon!! You know what they make with that sort of material?? Condoms!!
It's supposed to be a contraceptive! How does proliferation come about!!???
Unless there's a hole somewhere but that's not the point now!
Speaking of which...the trailer was indeed a teaser of a Wii-U Pokémon game....it could be a fighting game..
Anyway, what's with the tension in the air?? Is something behind the scene(s) causing this?
Using these fairy tale words...sheesh....did Disney set this whole thing up....???
Is this one of those wrestling soap operas?? You go berserk on each other in the eyes of the public and are all buddy buddy backstage....?? That's donkey dung! Don't do this!
Both consoles are great! They are next-gen after all.....I'll probably get burnt saying this so yeah.......
Just be nice and do your job already! Instead of wasting precious press conference/any announcement events time slandering each other, say something more...umm....beneficial to your productivity?? Something pleasant at least....
Just stick your PS in their Box and make up already! I mean you're making yourself pretty right now with those vibrant colours (Wave Blue - Magma Red)......so go!! Might result in a PlayBox, a hybrid console.....you've been warned.


What yummy games await us....or we are waiting for....???
Dragon Age : Inquisitions......look at those pretty dragons! From what I've seen, it's better than the prequel (burn me on a stake if you want, DA II wasn't very good.....=p), it's a larger world, more dynamic, looks like there will be more interaction options and nice character design...can't wait to see the whole of it =)
Don't put dragons to shame!
inFamous : Second Son - Is it me or does Delsin look like Eddie.....?? Hehehe...anyway, gameplay looks great! Who wouldn't want superpowers and wreck havoc in a city....?? Can't wait to hear more about this!
EA is working super hard on Star Wars : Battlefront and will make our jaws drop (so they say)! Cool! Just make sure our jaws drop in amazement and not disappointment, that's our childhood there, so tread carefully! It will be released alongside the movies apparently......as a precaution maybe...hehehe?? I'm not saying I haven't got faith in them...calm down people....=p
Dark Souls II!! I've been waiting!! The super duper difficult game! So we're on a pilgrimage to find a cure for some curse...and our character will be feeling the diabolical effects throughout...just the way I like it! Oh so many creative ways to die to! This will make dying very enjoyable! What are some of the ways...?? Slipping on a banana peel would be nice.....do bananas even exist in this world.....?? This might give rise to some sort of trend in gaming....developers might start to make games with interesting deaths....who knew demise would be a hot thing someday?? Oh world....you never fail to amaze me....
Next thing you know, suicide becomes the ultimate death which gives you a really handsome trophy....and people will start hating because it's an insult to cutters.....seriously...how do you please people in this world?
Well....can't wait to join beta!!
WOOTS!! D3 - Reaper Of Souls!! A new class?? Hit me! More hardcore gameplay?? Let's do this!! New spells and abilities?? Come on! When's the release date!!???
Dear, dear Malthael, I would love to join your crusade....unfortunately I have to be the good guy....
But not in Fable Legends! HAHA! An exclusive! Stop hating you guys! Be cool!
How about another exclusive....?? I find this one interesting...=)
Seen Fighter Within?? It uses the Kinect, so that means it's time to move those arm fats! We'll be kicking and punching for realsies! Unfortunately, no real blood, only virtual one (I'm not sadistic! I swear!)...this will be intense! Real-time damage, sweat, facial impacts and other stuff people get when they get beaten! What's better?? If you lose, you have the privilege of beating up your victorious friend who's standing next to you! Now that's real alright!...........Nah......don't be that guy......you're better than that.....
I wonder...what Child Of Light will be like....
As an RPG lover, I just have to know! It's going to be like FFVI?? What can it be?? I want details! Don't make it a cliche' like a child destined to be the hero to save the world from despair as he/she is the chosen one....come on! I would rather go for the under-privileged child who traverse to discover the many fascinating uses of UV light...this game will be educational and morale-boosting and scientific!! Okay.....that will not sell.....
It looks like we'll be seeing everyone.....well, almost everyone in FFXIII-LR! They seem very pissy though, Snow, Sazh, Noel......is this another trend in the making?? Guys who throw huge bitch fits and blame everyone for everything?? Wait.......that sounds real.....
I don't remember seeing Vanille...was she in the trailer?? I saw Fang...
Sazh swore apparently...I don't know what you guys heard...but...it's alrighty!! There's always a first time for everything! Unless you count what Squall said......HAHAHA!!!! Fuckball......man you guys are hilarious!
What else....?? My favourite kids in the world!!
South Park - The Stick Of Truth! Gaining cool credits is not my thing...but heck! I'll do it in this game!
Who thinks Murasaki Baby is creepy beyond words.....???
Shame on you! We do not ever make fun of anyone who is being himself/herself!
More awesome FPSes!! Killzone - Mercenary! Titanfall!!
Shadow Of The Beast! I don't know why I thought of Predator/Po...but hey, a reboot! I haven't played the game myself....didn't know about it till now...so yep...looking forward to it.
It has the Predator-looking dude.....how can I not give it a shot.....?? =p

Games, games, GAMES!!!
Bring them on!! XD

Sunday, August 18, 2013

Battle Of The Pork Chops

Ahhhh....Battlefield 4.......
Another multiplayer bonanza for us!
Look at those classes! Look at those races!
DICE said they'll be super different....
How different exactly...??
We'll be getting better, more destructive weapons it seems! Higher melee/pew pew stats!
Engineers will no longer have the less-than-desirable offense stats! Shooting time!
They are no longer too school for cool =D
So will the Assault! They can now use 40 mm Flash Bang! The all-star class!
The healer, the attacker, the BOSS!!
They have just graduated from med school and now have better medic kits!
We can now heal an ally over time =)
I have to put this in here that I've always been baffled by how Support/White Magic characters are not given adequate offense whether melee or magic.....
How do you watch out for your mates when you're dead or surrounded by the enemies and can only heal......?????
I suppose a Potion would work...I mean it's in a glass bottle for crying out loud and you just ditch it right at your target! How do you heal with that....?? Shouldn't he/her be more hurt when you throw glass AT him/her???!! Even a piece of shard makes one temporarily anaemic......nope, nope I promised I wouldn't put realism thoughts into games, I'm sticking to that. XD
Tsunade knows how support works! She knoooowwsss I tell you........
Anyway, Support (B4, not RPG Support......) can now use carbine and DMRs!! More offensive stuff!!
Recon dudes get the mobility boost! Aww-yeeaahh.....with new optic accessories....see more than just the outside.....*wink**wink*....
This game looks so impressive already....but we'll find out with our own hands....=)

This will be short.......
Thief 4 is awesome...well...I mean it looks great!
What's new with next-gen consoles??
Xbox One will not tolerate thermally ignorant players (It self-regulates, lowering power to cool itself, which might affect graphic-demanding games.....ouch...sucks to be a graphics whore....or not?? Might not be during gameplay....but doesn't that mean it will overheat then??? SO MANY QUESTIONS!!!) and doesn't need Kinect to work!
PS4 is well.....PS4.......nothing new this week....but who knows what will pop out next week..??
A PS5????!! A monthly fee???? Whaaaaaattt.....???
What are we going to see in Resident Lemon Evil 7??
Would you like it to go back to its roots where we deal with decayed zombie meat?? Or fresh flesh??
Capcom says they might go back..focus on its true essence......
What do I think.....?? Anything as long as you pull it off =)

Can we go to space in GTA-V?????
Collecting spaceship parts has to do something!
Don't just make it an achievement!! Sheesh.....
Ohhh Xbox....spoiling stuff already.......
Should I spoil it here......???
Go all LALALALALA if you want...
Live the American Dream people! Get a Full Refund for the torment you have to go through participating in everything Los Santos has to offer.....=p
Catch my drift.......?? Alright, alright I'll stop teasing......


Have some Trevor money people! Hehehehe.....
The Witcher 3 trailer is awesome and also hilarious by the way.....
I don't know why I burst out laughing.....it could be that I was tired...or it could just be that my Prof saw me watching it and asked if I'll be going on a hunt.....non-gamers..psshhh...XD
Speaking of number 3...........................NO!!! SHUT UP people!! 
Half-Life 3 will happen when it happens!!
Stop making all these lame conjectures......I see this everywhere!!
I'm the most pathetically lame person on the planet and I don't do this! XD
Every single time!! Anything with three or some combination of numbers which gives three pops up, people make all these equations to prove that it's a hint of the game coming out! You want to solve an equation???
Solve this! This is part of my project...so help me! Gordon Freeman will be proud!

Oh Pokémon.....it's never-ending with you isn't it.......
A new anime series The Origin based on Pokémon Red and Green.....which are also the protagonist's and his rival's name respectively.....
I don't know if their parents couldn't think of names at their birth or just having some sort of vicarious thrill to make up for their colour-blindness, that they named their children after colours they cannot distinguish but.......nice names...very....nice....namesss......kudos....
Brock doesn't look like Brock.....he has open eyes....or did I go blind mid-trailer......??
It also looks like there will be Wii-U-esque Pokémon game...Lucario vs Blaziken in that trailer....
Hmmmmm.....what could it be.............

The Zombie fetish has hit Notch! I think it's Notch...could be wrong....
The Minecraft genius made a zombie FPS...and it's free!!
It's called Shambles....try it out =)
Ahhh zombies.....it really is the zombie apocalypse isn't it guys...???
Everyone's hashing out new zombie games.....try another species sometimes!!
I'm gonna make up a new creature......I gotta...and it'll be its own genre!
Well.....it won't be long before I get distracted and start gaming....good luck to me....
It's part of the 7DFPS programme......so fun fun fun!!
One of my fave events in the world....though it's pretty new...(it's the second time if I'm not mistaken) because it shows devotion and intentness of people all around.....none of which I have in possession......though I would beg to differ........=)
I mean heck! 7 days to nail something! It's easy to make a game in 7 days but super difficult to make a GOOD one or even a playable one in 7 days =p
Kudos!

Amnesiac Donald had a farm...
Oinky-oinky-oink....
The one we've all waited for a while....years for me......hehe......
A Machine For Pigs will be here on September 10th!
Oswald Mandus has just returned from Mehheeco.....and he gets a fever.....ai ka ram ba!!
Dreaming of Vegnagun..errr...I mean a machine coming to life every night!!
It's been said that AI has improved by a lot and so these monsters are going to hunt you down so good......you'll cry.......
Well then, it's time to pee in my pants...I mean kick ass!!
It seems we would be exploring a large area, the levels would be expansive, the environment would be lush! Nice!
Can't wait!

Great stuff to look forward to, don't you think?? =)
Rock hard at Gamescom!

Saturday, August 17, 2013

Origin Of Ghostly Swimsuit

Woot woot!
The ladies spring into action in COD-GHOSTS!
No, seriously.....I don't mean the guy soldiers are pussies and all....
Literally, there will be female soldiers.........
Genuine, super legit women.....
Hah! Of course you guys know this! Trailers are booming here and there! About time!
Girl power!! Girls rule!! -insert other female-empowering mottos here- =)
Wondering what took them so long to include boobies??
It's because of......................................the engine!
Character customization and variations were too much for the previous engine to handle.......
There are some crazy people too who think portrayal/display of violence against women in video games or any media is blasphemous.....okay, that didn't come out right....it's not what you think....I'm not saying it's good to beat women up, I mean violence against anyone is heinous BUT in games..............just let it go, I mean, it's just a game/show/demonstration/whatever!! Chill-ax!
Besides that, the game collector's editions will launch soon! =)
The Prestige Edition and Hardened Edition (no dirty thoughts......*wink**wink*) 
Let's cut to the chase, they all have bonus maps (like all FPS CE, maps are muy importante), OST....
The Prestige Ed is basically more prestigious, as in it has the extra tactical camera (1080p!!) which you can use to record stuff like how to use the toilet or the toaster....sure it sounds funny but there are people who don't use them well....can't even flush to save their lives......someone should show the tactics of toilet usage....
My eyes are on the paracord strap....hehe........=p
There's also Season Pass.....
Doggies will be joining us in-game!! Let us celebrate!! These are my buddies!



What other CE we have???
Batman : Arkham Origins! Yippee!
It's full of goodies! So many things, it's like a miniature candy store!!
I want the Joker figurine and his fruit cake! -Not a sexual innuendo, it really is a fruit cake-
There are those documentaries, added challenges (Deathstroke!), Batman's childhood stuff.......
I'm getting it....how am I doing it....?? I have my ways =)

So....Tales Of Xillia! Great game! Time for Round 2!! Let me share some of my stuff with you!




What was that?? Not enough....?? You want a closer look at Milla?? How about the figurine??


Yeah, her precious golden curls are covering her even-more-precious.......unless you want me to shoot down up or the grapefruits but this isn't that sort of blog! What....?? Now you want me to put up my Dragon's Crown stuff?? XD
Anyway, as you can see, I bought the LE, I got the figurine on its own....guess who's joining my collection next...?? =)
Just one little bone to pick......the music CD should include the theme song......
Why am I diligently putting up pictures.....?? 
Well, apparently, people do NOT like reading these days, it drives them mad! Shame on them!
Not into literature, books, word thingies.....only into motion pictures, motionless pictures...stuff like that.....errr....
-CarlZ!!! Put some pictures on your blog!!!!!! Too.....many.......words....!!!- XD
Bet you don't know much about William Shakespeare (apartfromthefactthathe'sgayJK!) or his work....
Conrad Aiken...?? Robert Frost anyone?? Sonnet 18?? The Road Not Taken?? Jane's Father??!!
Read more people!! Jeeberz!! Educational stuff ain't bad, it's the opposite which is bad! Alright, fine, my blog is 100% non-educational......I admit it......=p
Pom Gets WiFi (funny game BTW) says it!! Nowadays, some people do talk and write like that for realsies, ever since the introduction of SMS, to sound cool, to be quick???....etc!! Shortening everything too! Spelling 'come' like this, 'cum'.....what...????!!! I don't know which meaning you're going for but not on the dinner table!!!
Oh knowledge, knowledge, wherefore art thou knowledge??
Deny thy wisdom, deny thy existence.......
I'm not a grammar Nazi........I'm just being a jack-ass!! =D
Hey! Just because I can hold the camera, it doesn't mean I can take good pictures! I ain't a photographer!!
Alright!! I confess!! I'm too lazy to pick up the camera and take pretty pictures!! 
I'll try to put up pictures of my collection and other random stuff more! =)
Promise!! -Part 1 of my announcement.......sorta......- =D
Well anyway....there are DLCs for Xillia......new outfits! Colour variations of default clothes, slave I mean butler and maid costumes and beach-wear!!




Imagine a grim scene...and they are wearing beach clothes.......it's kind of hard to take them seriously......XD
Is that Mieu I see????

So, is anyone interested in the EA humble bundle???
It's pretty generous I would say.....how rare...=p
Yep guys! I got Brigmore Witches! 
So far, it's good but nothing stands out.....will comment more when I finish it....
GTA multiplayer - awesome! Time to game-bang bros!
Saints Row IV is amazing! Love it!! 
Killer Is Dead is superb! Dang nabbit!!
Can't wait for Kick-Ass 2!!

Earthquake hit again!
Some crazy stuff went on in the lab yesterday and we were evacuated.......
Might not have power to blog....where can I rant then!!??
How do I game??!!? #firstworldproblemsjeeberz


This is true, follow this simple guideline and you'll be fine! XD
Smile always!!! =)

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Jam It Down Earth, Tidus!

What is up with LoZ - Wind Waker???
Nah, nothing much, it's just entering the HD era.....
It'll be available for the Wii U soon, so cheers to that!
Though I'm not a visual whore, I have to get it........why....??
Because I'm a game whore.........I'm just gonna YOLO the crap out of this......or YOPO......???
But I don't ever play a game once......hmmm.......
I usually go through games several times.....and go back to them after a while (I get it! I don't have a life! Haha!)....so.......YOPUYD (-until you die...??).....YOPUKI?? YOYOMA?? YUFFIE??
Fine! I'll just YOYUSRLUHINBDRTSRSCI this! -Yeah, lame right??-
Anyway, it seems that Satoru is very proud of it, great visuals make people happy yes???
I would say though in this game, their eyes are....humongous......

I wonder.....what's the timer on the Witcher 3 webbie for....???
HMMMMMMMMM.....................
Ahh well.....can't wait for the Wild Hunt....XD 
Yeah, I'm aware of Zatanna's existence.....that game is just DLC-licious....=p
Flinging her wand here and there.........it's magic!
You can't rumble with hocus-pocus!!! No fair!!

So, a new, different, non-cliche horror game could be in the making....and I'm pretty excited =)
Because they say it would be different from others....
By different, they mean they are not going to include typical horror elements, the infamous one being mentally-challenged people.....(Silent Hill, Alice..etc)
Apparently, in the eyes of the general public, crazy/psychotic people or people who just aren't normal (by the society's standards) are scary....I don't know how that came to be but.......ok! I'm clearly a horror game character then and I'm proud! =)
The game event is Asylum Jam, the creators insist on changing people's views on mental health through this game...I think this will be interesting...
It runs from 11th-13th Oct......join it if you have ideas =)
I would love to be a part of that..... 
Speaking of horror games....does anyone remember Gyossait??
The one with the really weird love story....??
Seriously, if you no longer fancy the lady, don't tear her to bits and slam her into the ground...
Even if she's naggy-Sally.....jeeberz dude......even if she's a skank.....
No idea where this will land me but I sort of get the essence of it.....first love stuff is complicated.....
The game was really good actually....gory, bloody..yummy.......pretty nice art, it has the dark atmosphere feel to it.....pretty good torture scenes......
It just came back to me when they announced the Deluxe Edition....which includes the OST, game art thingamabob, Gyossait's prototype, the unreleased prequel (Uzaza), some trivia stuff and three other games which are Au Sable, All Of Our Friends Are Dead, and The Hunt...
Just thought I would mention it here...since it's one of my random and also YOLUPUIOIGUTUYKHEREGS post........
Check it out =)

Review/rant/comment/whatever time!!
Okie dokie, lots of people have been playing this and thought I would put my two cents here for I can't resist........jeeberz! I'm trying to be special by doing different stuff.....but then again...I'm already special in a mental way...so heck! Why not right!!?? XD
This game is sort of BI-memory-inducing, Guns Of Icarus (Online) - due to steam machines here and there...and the colour palette....
It's just a casual F/TPS game which makes co-op a must, because when you're alone, nothing happens...
My bros and I game-banged this and had lots of fun.....then again, all games are fun when played with other people but not necessary........however, this game, it's a MUST! 
It just didn't feel exciting......
So yeah....you have classes to choose from, one to maneuver the ships (pilot/could be captain), fix stuff destroyed by your opponents (engineer) and eliminate enemies (gunner).....
It's pretty much an airship warfare/pirating game where you just intercept the enemy in their route as they stick their nose in your business/cargo......
And you could get weapon upgrades like the Tesla gun...for every level completed....(most of the time.....)......
Pretty backgrounds........could use a few sharpening here and there.....very orange-y....
So it's just man your station and destroy the enemy's ships, what I do like though is the effects put in place to make things tougher like the weather (makes it blurry) and varying degree of attack patterns and shortcomings of damages your ship has taken like lower speed if the engines are busted......
Unfortunately....the big boss battle isn't much of a challenge....I'm sorry...
It could be more interesting if there is a larger variety of weapons and ship designs and more to just shooting here and there to win......BUT they aren't too bad as they are now....=)
It's pretty much casual-gaming fun......
To all haters, sheesh!
To all lovers, love thy neighbour...... 

The Oculus Rift is awesooooooommmmeeeeeeeee..........................
It's like woosh...and then swishh......and then swoosh........and then I sprained my ankle and fell......
Jeeberz.....XD
A gaming treadmill......?? Are you saying gamers are overweight!!?? Nah! Don't be paranoid =p
It's pretty cool.....whether it's too much or not, that's another question.......
It would seem that people became gamers in the first place because they hated sports......not my words.....it's the voice of the people......the norm.....I seriously have no idea what that means.....
Oh sure..........but in the bedroom it's not much of a chore....?? JK!.................Shut up!!
Gamers can do sports too!! =p
I think it's fun........well.......some say you might as well go out and jog for realsies....but....
I don't think they will let you jog in ruins......nor is your home close to some sort of ancient ruins....
If it is.........let me live with you!!!!!!! Pllleeeaaasseeeeee!!
It's just a gaming accessory....don't have to get your panties in a knot....
It sort of completes the whole virtual reality set.....
It's not really an exercise thingy.....well, not solely........it makes you a part of the game!

Are they going to say the T word in FFX/X-2???!!!
That's awesome! And it's Tee-dus, not Tie-dus!!! Suck on that =p
Nah, any way is cool.......T-dog, T-bag.....whatever.......
If that was Tidus talking, I say it was alrighty.....=)
He no longer sounds like a whiny little duck being suffocated! Oh boy....that laughing scene was really something to laugh at.........geezzz......quack quack quack........
But he doesn't sound like that in Dissidia...even though it's the same James guy.....
Ears might have screwed up =p
But it wasn't.......??? He was with Yuna for a year, reborn into the Calm era.....?? 
Could it be......???!!! 
Maybe I didn't hear right, but the girl's name was Shuomi...?? Kirken?? Or was it Kirchuon??
Once again, I'm gonna go berserk and game-whore around and YOPUIYBFYDBIYTDBU and get a copy! There are new contents yes? So it's cool....=)

That's all for today! =)
Congratz to DOTA 2 players!! =)
You've done well!!!

Sunday, August 11, 2013

Tess In 10 Seconds

Ba-boom!
Shuriken! Goukakyuu no jutsu!! Hitler ドイツ人です.....I think I got that right...??
Should probably stop with the Naruto reference........I've been playing a lot of Ninja Storm...hehe...

10 Second Ninja, another game I came across yesterday...
The Nazi meets Ninja...in a platform game where we're the ninja (the blue guy!) and the Nazi is well...the Nazi...(NPC)...
Hitler seems to be pissed because there are tweets of him being fat........well......he is....
He's Robot Hitler, doesn't have a body and floats around with that toothbrush moustache...I think that's what people call it....I'm no facial hair terminologist.....
He isn't a fan of ninjas and wants to destroy them all...clearly the Jews weren't enough to quench his thirst....or are the Jews ninjas now...?? It is possible...you don't have to be Japanese to be a ninja...
Ninjas are just assassins....who use smoke bombs and shurikens and kunai blades...and work in the shadows, move really fast.....and Jews are people......who CAN be assassins/warriors.....and they can use kugel, kosher food....(hey, they can be yummy....) to fight Nazis............what.....??
The game looks pretty intense (from the trailer) and each level is only 10 seconds long, so we'll just zig zag zoom zoom here and there over spikes and platforms, fighting mechanical Nazis....=)
Will have a chance to go up against Hitler himself and show him what a fat ----- he is......
What's wrong with being fat.......?????
Mazel tov....
What's wrong with being fat..............................????? XD

It seems that Tess was supposed to be lemon......-pursues Joel to the ends of Earth to get her revenge-
I did think of that at some point, given what a tough cookie she was...
Joel was a traitor and Ellie couldn't slay non-infected........until David happened.....tum tum tuuummm....
It would be interesting to see how things would go with this original ending.....
If we don't put realism in this of course......but if we do.....??
I mean, Tess chasing after him just for a few kicks and punches....???
You would actually go through those mushroom people just for that...??
Sure you'll say yes, if you're not the one actually doing it.......
As for Joel, going through calamity for something that might not even be the real deal....
What if Ellie transforms midway...?? Or they can't make a vaccine at all...??
If Tess wasn't a friend or didn't die.......it would probably be like this...
Joel : Screw humanity, I'm going home man.....
Everyone needs a friend to help get through tough times....motivation, encouragement, love, heart, liver and all that My Little Pony and Care Bears crap......
I would really like to see though.....more of Tess..I think that her side of the story wasn't very well presented in the game, not much on her background....she died too soon....yeah I know I emphasized this point oh so many times before....
And it would be awesome if there was someone else and not just Marlene on the semi-antagonistic side (She wasn't that baneful....was she?? Cut her some slack....)...and maybe a surprise character who turned out to be immune and could infect people and had been doing so for fun and created a whole army of them because somehow they obeyed and did the bidding of the one who infected them and tried to take over the world...OR this someone could de-infect fungus people, and so scientists decided to experiment on him/her and they tried to take over the world instead.....this is starting to sound quite JRPG-ish.....I should probably stop...=p 
So yeah, it would be interesting to see how things turn out with the original....but the selected ending ain't bad, it's pretty.......=)

Game more, it's good for health!

Saturday, August 10, 2013

Mega Creepy Mutants

Howdy!!!

How many bombs of utmost nostalgia have hit me so far this year???!!?? =D
MGS, Ducktales, all those remakes/revamps.....and now....
TMNT - Out Of The Shadows!!!!!
My turtle friends have a new game! *Some people say that sounds very sad....#foreveralone*
How can you not love them??
They live in the sewer, have a rat for a dad, have ninja gears, named after brilliant people, turtles which are supposedly slow move as fast as Sasuke.....it's everyone's dream!
And they eat pizza!!!!! Who hates pizza???!!! My favourite pizza is rather whacked though......
Anyway....can't wait for the game!!
It looks Deadpool-ish right now......we'll see =)

The final map pack for COD-BO II.......the Apocalyse!
It indeed sounds like the last one.....it has zombie missions in it and four new maps (Pod, Frost, Takeoff, Dig)....
The Zombie scenario is said to be set in France (WWI era).....is it me or are zombies getting fancier...??
I mean....zombies using the Internet, now they are eating baguette and cheese.....I don't know where I'm going with this....
We'll be meeting the heroes of previous zombie maps - Nicolai, Takeo, Rictofen and Tank =)
The maps sound interesting, they have a snowy area.....snow just makes me happy =p

Well, well, well......it's time for evolution-ception....
Pokémons now have Mega Evolutions.....it's the evolved form of an ultimately evolved Pokémon...
I've seen them and they basically just get hair extensions....I'm serious!
They just grow these bushy tentacle-like or tail-like stuff out of their heads or torso....
Look at Mega Mewtwo......it just looks like he grew a tail on his head....and is shorter than before...??
What....?? Stunted body growth but progressive tail/hair growth....??
Lucario.....wriggling stuff growing out of his head...or back...and bushier tail...
Ampharos....from being bald to long, bushy mane or hair.....
Mawile.....the jaws at the back growing hair.....
Blaziken...arm hair.....
Mega Evolution is about them getting hair-growth promoting hormones....get more information from some Gym leader, Korrina who knows a lot about it and seems to have a lot of hair herself and something about Mega Stones which induce this form of evolution....
This form of evolution though....lasts as long as the battle...it's an in-battle thingy... 
Of course, their strengths increase by a certain magnitude but look at all that hair.....=)
There are some new ones too...Skiddo (Gogoat's pre-ev), Dedenne (another cutesy Electric and also Fairy rabbit or mouse....what...???) and Bunnelby (a rabbit....a normal rabbit....don't eat it....)
I'm not being mean....just expressing my thoughts...I do play Pokémon and enjoy it...jeeberz guys!

More stuff from Nintendo!
Can't wait for Prof. Layton/Phoenix Wright, Rayman Legends and the rest....there are so many to look forward to!!
And look at the indie game line-up.....wowzers!
From the top of my head, I could recall umm....Festival Of Magic, Monkey Pirates, Tengami, Cubemen 2, Forced, Ittle Dew.....I think there are more.....
Yeah yeah yeah.....I blog free-style, spontaneously....I don't Google stuff up.....whatcha gonna do about it....?? That's my way of a blogger -Blogging no jutsu!-
Speaking of indie games.....I came across some interesting ones...not for the Wii-U....
Fran Bow, it looks happy and cute but it's bloody.....
It's kind of like Alice - Madness Returns but it's point-and-click/puzzle game....
Graphics-wise....it's like those bedtime storybook pictures sort of thing....
The story is similar as in there is the asylum where our protagonist somehow lands herself into and slaughtered parents stuff going on....
I think it's a Kickstarter project....well I just think it sounds interesting....
And also....Teacher Story, where you play as a teacher, boring the heck out of your students...
A turn-based game, where you just be a teacher...nag, hand out worksheet - the aim is to make the little ------ pay attention....
This game is quite a gold-digger...so well......try it out...see for yourself.....=)
You might like it enough......hehe....

ASUS X Series........looks nice......
Is it highly resolved.......??
Very sleek design.......is it good for gaming.....??? 
It does say it's an everyday laptop =p
Okay, we've been through this a lot of times....(LOADS!!)....PS PLUS is NOT required for the share function(s)...don't sweat it....

Joy!

Friday, August 9, 2013

Punch The Love-Hate Guardian!

How about them indie-licious treats???

Beatbuddy : Tale Of The Guardians - A musical journey to save the melodious land of Symphonia! Beatbuddy is da man! He knows his tunes.....a happy Rhapsody-like adventure, love that game...it was insanely humorous....well, Beatbuddy is strategy-platform-ish.....like Worms Revolution!
Well...not really.....
Megabyte Punch - Fight with your own fighter!
When Ian Fell In The Machine, he accidentally ate his golden wiener...interpret that as you wish bros....
Another random-factored games - Spelunky! A new map every time you re-enter the level....ready to dig your grave???
Guncraft - Shooting people is indeed very fun, destroying the environment is just as much fun.......do not say otherwise.....
Space Hulk - He is not green and not the Android dude......enough said......we'll be leading Terminators against Genestealers....is there a literal meaning to that.....?? We'll find out soon.....
Helix - What......?? 
Skipping Stones - Music with rocks.....what's not to get?? Rolling stones upon water/some media and make some magic!
Skulls Of The Shogun - Love it! Adorable skulls and lions! Ahhhh......BUT...if you love it fast and furious, not for you....but still....it's fun to play! Perfect for warfare, divide-&-conquer lovers....strategy-thinking rocks! 
Soul Grinder - I've ground mine with the surface grinder.......we'll be using hand cannons and rocket boots in this one though!
Cannon Brawl - This is like Worms Revolution, but with cannons......errr....the name says it all!
Contagion - Zombie time!!! FPS, survival horror - let it be suuuuppper scary...pleeaasseee...I'm desperate.....Slender didn't get me, the crazy Pizza demon didn't make me hungry....
Mercenary King - Pretty cool platform game =)

Looking for more RPG/JRPG/anime-ish/adventure kind of thrill???
How about Danmaku Unlimited 2???
Nostalgia bomb! Like Zero Wing but moving vertically...=p
Gone Home - Investigate this damn house only to find that the murderer is none other than...........................................you.......nah! Who knows....??? XD
Postmortem - Screw sexism! Women can kill even when wearing a maid's costume which is obviously for RP in the bedroom and not the kitchen.......
Hate Plus - Another Mad Father sort of kick.....dark and freaky......but with cakes and hanbok! YAYYYY!!
Everlove - We're going to hear some funky stuff from some players alright, get ready! Bow chicka bow wow! Play as Rose and solve your personal problems......no idea how personal they will be.....we are going to have so much fun....

Hope you guys enjoyed Quakecon/VidCon!
Had to miss them because my reports don't do themselves...they need someone else to do them, not necessarily the clean kind of 'do'.....my pen's lazy, my dog had my paper.....well, I already had my comic fun.......
Anyway, it's good fun.....what can be better than writing about kinetics and ELISA and isotherm adsorption...right? Right? Right?? RiGht?? RiGhT?? RIGHT??!!?

Have fun!!

Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Berry Divine Dream

I know!! I know!! I've sinned!
My punishment will resume after this......I think....
Hey! I like writing about stuff....
Maybe I'll delay that announcement I said I'll make at some point??
Fair deal?? =) 

Ho ho ho ho ho.......
This month is teeming with indie goodies!

More Slender??
Horror games are the BOMB!
Lucius is not a horror game guys...come on.....you're fucking me aren't you????.....Is it classified as one......???
I'm not sure......to me, it's more of a puzzle game with adult themes.....no spoilers!!
If anything, it's hilarious......no no no.....don't go ape shit on me about religion now, be cool man.....
Anyway.....what do we have this month??

Who loves berries?? Sweet, sweet raspberries, blueberries, gooseberries or geeseberry.......I don't know....any of those?
How about some Cloudberry Kingdom???
But CarLz........
YES, it was released last month....but on my calendar, the last day of last month is part of this month, it's month-ception.....I defy the laws of physics, time and matter and space.....doesn't make sense....??
Too bad! I'm ridiculous =p
A seemingly cute, cheerful and light platform game that will rip your heart out and chomp on it to smithereens....
As usual, you go through levels which become increasingly harder....
What's the catch???
Lack of abilities to aid you in certain parts of the game.....haha! 
You unlock them as you proceed (sorta flawed....), so yippee!
There are different modes so yeah, round up your bros and jam on it.....
Level of difficulty....?? Let me just touch this subject lightly.......
Enough to keep you busy....I guess??
Ye olde games were way more engaging and hardcore....games these days...not so much....
Still holding on to hope! I'm waiting for you DS II!!!!
Seriously though, what is Hideo Kojima up to??? I wanna know!! Is it a new game?????!!!

The Dream Machine P4! Chew on them cardboard!
Don't ever stay in your apartment alone unless you're ready for an adventure....ADVENTURE TIME, come on, grab your friends, travel to very distant lands......lalalalalalalala......
Savant : Ascent - shoot those bolts, YEAH!
Pivvot - I can't make good decisions!! Why must you make me clean my room?.....I killed Carley or Carly!!! I can't solve problems like a wise adult....I'm a retard! I need a sandwich.....
Rymdkapsel - No idea if this is actually a word (is this German?) but pretty fun =) Take over the galaxy like a boss....yeah yeah ooohh ooohh ohhh.....
Divinity : Dragon Commander - The word 'dragon' is enough to get me pumped up XD -I LOVE DRAGONS......CAN'T STRESS THAT ENOUGH!!!-
Only to be let down by the absence of dragons.........how dare you Dragon Zakura.......
Why is everyone going crazy over major boobage in Dragon's Crown??!!? Would you prefer seeing huge banana ding-a-lings instead???!!?? Alrighty...whatever floats your boat....I don't mind =p
Ibb And Obb - Reminds me of those days, the Chip & Dale game, Snow Bros, my fave! They are not the same but co-op just brings those memories back.......
Betrayer - Very eye-friendly....it's an eye candy!! =) I'm serious.....not joking....
Papers, Please - Oh, I get to be the Immigration Officer this time.....gosh I hate those people, pissing me off at airports, getting all high and mighty with foreigners....bastards.....
Guacamelee - Ai yai yai yai!!!
Skullgirls - Let the ladies pull each others' hair off till bald.......

To be continued!

Sunday, August 4, 2013

Scroll Deep Down -NOTE-

A little NOTE about -Master Rogue- 
Sorry about that! I didn't realize that it bites or bit people (I've changed it).
I didn't mean anything by it....I swear! =)
Sometimes I just miss out on stuff and then the whole thing changes in meaning...
Sometimes I just slip stuff in here and there....
If it makes you feel better......I have it too...=)
Yeah, I know it doesn't change anything....what's expressed will forever be out there...=p
As punishment, I shan't blog for a while.....
It's punishment to me because I love writing about stuff XD
So so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so sorry!!
Smile always! =) 

A new exclusive online RPG for the PS4, Deep Down!
Another exclusive, another angry mob....
Yep, we know it bros!
Unless the game sucks of course, then there would a jeering party.....
Don't get your undies in a knot yet.......
May NOT be an exclusive, so there you go! =p

As discretely mentioned.................next-gen sequel -game- Tomb Raider is real...
Yes it is!
She does indeed look older =)
And rougher around the edges.....

Elder Scrolls Anthology, the colossus weighing on my mind....
To get or not to get??
All five ES games + add-ons/DLCs + five new maps
Elder Scrolls Arena
Elder Scrolls 2: Daggerfall, The Elder Scrolls 3: Morrowwind along with Tribunal and Bloodmoon.
Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion and Knights of the Nine and Shivering Isles
Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim with Dawnguard, Hearthfire, and Dragonborn DLC. 
5 physical maps : Tamriel, Iliac Bay, Morrowwind, Cyrodiil, and Skyrim.
Don't have to be a Calculus genius to calculate the intensity of the bundle....
If you have them all already......think this....it's a collectible!! XD
Well, that's how it is in the gaming industry........money, money, money.....=p 

Watch Dogs - Smartphone stealth!
Aiden Pearce shall live our dream - hack into CTOS and take over the city!
Make the traffic lights go haywire so pedestrians get knocked down, street lights go whacked so it's like a club out on the streets......
Focus security cameras on more important stuff - the toilet cubicles, not the stores and goods....
Ahhh...Chicago is the best place to be now.....=) 
Fez 2 is gone, ka-poof, not gonna make it....deal with it ga-bros! Cheers to some of you....

What's your rep yo??
Looks like we can no longer be douche-bags while playing on the Xbox -Live-......
Should one behave inappropriately, one shall be spanked in a manner where he/she is placed at the bottom of the pyramid......he/she who cheats/dicks around shall not pass........
And it seems Sony is losing moola.......hmmmmm........where are all the fanny fanboys and fangirls now?? Hehehe.......

Dear old Square Enix has turned wiser..............................aging kills.....
A quest has been bestowed upon the team....
They are controlling every bit of detail now.....how the game is made and released....
Not going to just focus on the big-boy consoles/handhelds but spread out to mobiles and the others which are not usually mentioned......less remakes and more new stuff....
What do I think...??
It's pretty good....expand your horizon, make good use of them all.....show different aspects of games, when one platform fails to deliver, the other succeeds and bathes in its glory...new games to excite us all, introduce a new element or elements (provided they don't suck).....
What do I really think....??
Good luck NOT attracting crazy doo-doos who go all out to defend big-time consoles......XD

Have fun!!