Sunday, August 25, 2013

Mark Of Lost Batman

Look! Up in the sky! Is it pure awesomeness? Is it George Clooney? Is it Christian Bale??

No! It's Ben Affleck in a bat suit!

Almost every day this week teems with negativity...XD
Look what you guys morphed me into! I'm a hippie now....
Don't get me wrong guys...not saying he'll make a horrible Batman.......justsayingit'llbeterriblyhorrendous..
Nah! =p
Sort of neutral when it comes to this sort of thing....
What's with the deep hatred people are feeling though??
Is it because he screwed two of the Jennifer-s in the world....???
He plays a lot of poker?? Huh...?? That's a billionaire sort of thing yes??
Worried he doesn't have that cool, raspy, as-if-he-has-been-thirsty-for-years voice??
He doesn't look like Batman/Bruce Wayne?? Well, then again...who does??
He's just a fictional character created by Bob Kane......and he looks different in every issue (somewhat), either super-buffed or leaner/thinner (as if I missed an issue where he goes on a Paris Hilton diet)...
So! The only Batman who's awesome (IMHO) is the 2D guy, the dude printed on coloured paper and put together as a comic book which will miraculously land in my shelf....
It's not like they chose JB/far from badass guys these days.....that will definitely be horrendous..might as well be called Baitman, they can fight acne well, NOT villains.....just a bunch of sitting ducks...

Recap on games!
How about Sonic Lost World??
It's pre-order bonus time! Money money time!
Get the NiGHTMARE DLC to fight bosses from the classic NiGHTS Into Dreams from the SEGA Saturn.
And, instead of a furry propeller, we get a mechanical one!
Wish we could play as Tails instead.......
Tails is pretty cool =)
Stop saying he's gay or that he's a girly girl! I admit, I thought Tails was a girl back then XD
I mean...he sounded so feminine in the cartoon.....
I want Knuckles and Shadow in the game too! 
Ho, ho, ho....GT6..................NO!
Hahaha! It's not coming to the Vita/PS4....too bad....maybe next time...
You can go all fast and furious and Tokyo Drift the dung out of Sony...it's still a no..
Fable IV won't be happening anytime soon......awww.....well...we have Fable Legends...
Do you feel like being the bad guy now and go all 'Hell no!' and flame them??? =p
Further revelation! GTA-V, you attention whore! XD
You've leaked your OST! Britney Spears and Snoop Dog! And more!
So many.....sp...oi...l..e..rs...!

Review/comment/rant/whatever time!!
Sure you can tell how much I love ninjas by now...so of course...what have I been jamming on??
Mark Of The Ninja! The semi-platform-stealth-action-side-motion game which is really good! Kudos!
A very well done stealth game I would say!
The levels have platforms where enemies roam and we have to strategize, pick on them one by one...
When one of them is killed, the body remains which would be the bane of our lives if we don't hide it as his bros would be more alert.....yep, it doesn't fade into nothingness, killing has its price =p
The point system? You get points for simply being a ninja....elusive, slick, quick and nimble....
Anything beneath those and you don't get points!
But....it wouldn't be fun if you just sneak by now, would it...?? Heheheh....
Try killing...it's cool! XD
Enemies have a certain radius of sight (torch light beam), so tread well...
Should you reveal yourself, hide! Draw up backdrop cardboards! There are doors/secret corners/pots you can hide behind/in and wait out like in AC.
Of course, one isn't a ninja without smoke bombs and seals! They are limited though (two per level) (realism smack in the face!) but can use limitless darts (realism retracted!)...
Those tools are unlockables and you could switch the out at the end of a level or at a kiosk within the level.
Gameplay is fluid, as you can move quite freely, like jumping and climbing...
Within a level, there are other stuff you can do...so-called sidequests, where you can take up further challenges and pick up some key items which clarify the story further...
You could unlock certain gameplay styles as you meet certain groups of objectives, so go forth and accomplish them!
And you have a wacky-doodle lady friend who does the tutorials...
Backdrop is pretty, motif-fulfilling, colourful.....graphics is like that of Scribblenauts...and with blood!
Yeah! There's real battle damage! =D
You knew I would point that out...heheheh...
Music and storyline are moderately good....music does suit the mood...
Could do better with the story, it doesn't have a kick to it....but still cool...
There isn't much downside to this game, it's really fun so try it out!
If you're a stealth lover, do it now!!

Have a great weekend!

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