Exclusive White Files

As days go by.....we sit at a corner, pondering, on a sunny day......
When we'll get our hands on the PS4 and the Xbox One OR Xbox One and PS4!!??!! (The order doesn't tell anything whatsoever about my preference!!)
Don't make this a Twilight thing....both teams are awesome....
Don't be that nutcase of a bitch #Bella#...if it makes you ladies feel any better, Edward and Jacob both suck, not blood...they just suck, I want to say donkey balls but I love animals and their balls deserve just as much respect and should not be tarnished by the likes of perverted vampires and werewolves in heat (they are cool....Twilight ruined their good name!) and I'm not only talking about these characters #fuckedupRLpersonae#....

Even as we speak, there are words going around about whether or not the Xbox One would beat PS4, the victor being the one released first......what donkey dung!
What is this which we call a competition??
What does it matter which one is released first...??
It will still be the same console...nothing extra except it gets romanced before the other....=p
And now everyone is going nuts over the white Xbox One.....oh my.....
With bonus here and there and special achievements and Xbox Live -One Year-, a special little engraving for his/her pride, -I MADE THIS- because you have to be a part of the Xbox team to get it, ohhhhh snap......
Come on bros! You're cooler than that!
They still get a black Kinect! It's not the entire set! =p
What are you now? An apartheid fan? One of the Co Clox Clan (CCC)??
Shame on you.......
The night sky is black, why don't we tear it open and create a black hole...which is another black thing, and get our pinkies chopped off....so suck it up!
You want those special achievements?
Make an app that does it at times to make it feel like you have them.....okay, that's just sad.....don't do that...don't do something that shows you're allergic to human relationships....I can do that because I'm whacked but you're wholesome, so be awesome!
You want a special message on your console...??
Just D.I.Y it......-I JAM THIS HARD- -clear cracks on console- -ouch...-
Sheesh....it will be available to non-Xboxers before you even know it....
Some employee will just give it up on eBay, then the higher-ups get pissed, the buyer gets dragged off to some abandoned building by the Xbox Special Services team and gets beaten up to death, then they track the seller down who turns out to be ------- and chops him up and then they keep that special Xbox in a safe in the abyss of their headquarter and some soul reaper leaks out of the console and takes it to Don which makes him reminisce his Microsoft days and he then quits Zynga to rejoin Microsoft and even so we still can't bang with friends, though we could exchange words with them....
Is everyone excited about the Day One deal?
They are pretty interesting eh?.......Don't look at me...... -Ryse, Dead Rising, Forza 5-
PS3 is putting on make-up....Azurite Blue...oooooooo............a limited edition.....
Get yours from GameStop!
Oh ho ho.....if it's black/white it's racist, but if it's blue, it's simply delightful because it's Avatar....oooo....aahhh...
People are.....just........so strange.....=p 

An interesting castle, to be seen in AdventurOS!
A dungeon platform game which utilizes the the form of technology the government possesses, the power to go through your stuff without your permission and make inside jokes!
Fine....it's not like that....
A level is generated based on the content of your files....whoop whoop!
AND they do not violate your privacy....doesn't that sound wonderful?? =D
We play as the leader of volunteers, whose job is to protect a wealthy architect's possessions from the great thief...
My dungeon is probably a soul-devouring one....given those....amusing, entertaining viruses I have....
Those who have pornos lying around in their computer, you're in for a treat!
The enemies resemble the form you jack off to and your weapons will be sex toys...how turned on are you now?
Isn't it the dream?? To chase off robbers with your little toys??
Pretty sure they wouldn't set foot in your domain ever again because, honestly, no one does that....
They would rather get hit with a baseball bat, though more painful, the drive to pilfer remains...
Who goes in expecting to get Gil but instead participate in an orgy...??
Sure it sounds great but STDs do exist...they are not myths as much as you would love to believe so.....
Gil for parasites/bacteria/etc......sounds like an unevenly-matched trade, if you ask me....
BTW, anything from the 12th line is NOT true...just being random, as usual... =D

That's all....for now.....=)