My punishment will resume after this......I think....
Hey! I like writing about stuff....
Maybe I'll delay that announcement I said I'll make at some point??
Fair deal?? =)
Ho ho ho ho ho.......
This month is teeming with indie goodies!
More Slender??
Horror games are the BOMB!
Lucius is not a horror game guys...come on.....you're fucking me aren't you????.....Is it classified as one......???
I'm not sure......to me, it's more of a puzzle game with adult themes.....no spoilers!!
If anything, it's hilarious......no no no.....don't go ape shit on me about religion now, be cool man.....
Anyway.....what do we have this month??
Who loves berries?? Sweet, sweet raspberries, blueberries, gooseberries or geeseberry.......I don't know....any of those?
How about some Cloudberry Kingdom???
But CarLz........
YES, it was released last month....but on my calendar, the last day of last month is part of this month, it's month-ception.....I defy the laws of physics, time and matter and space.....doesn't make sense....??
Too bad! I'm ridiculous =p
A seemingly cute, cheerful and light platform game that will rip your heart out and chomp on it to smithereens....
As usual, you go through levels which become increasingly harder....
What's the catch???
Lack of abilities to aid you in certain parts of the game.....haha!
You unlock them as you proceed (sorta flawed....), so yippee!
There are different modes so yeah, round up your bros and jam on it.....
Level of difficulty....?? Let me just touch this subject lightly.......
Enough to keep you busy....I guess??
Ye olde games were way more engaging and hardcore....games these days...not so much....
Still holding on to hope! I'm waiting for you DS II!!!!
Seriously though, what is Hideo Kojima up to??? I wanna know!! Is it a new game?????!!!
The Dream Machine P4! Chew on them cardboard!
Don't ever stay in your apartment alone unless you're ready for an adventure....ADVENTURE TIME, come on, grab your friends, travel to very distant lands......lalalalalalalala......
Savant : Ascent - shoot those bolts, YEAH!
Pivvot - I can't make good decisions!! Why must you make me clean my room?.....I killed Carley or Carly!!! I can't solve problems like a wise adult....I'm a retard! I need a sandwich.....
Rymdkapsel - No idea if this is actually a word (is this German?) but pretty fun =) Take over the galaxy like a boss....yeah yeah ooohh ooohh ohhh.....
Divinity : Dragon Commander - The word 'dragon' is enough to get me pumped up XD -I LOVE DRAGONS......CAN'T STRESS THAT ENOUGH!!!-
Only to be let down by the absence of dragons.........how dare you Dragon Zakura.......
Why is everyone going crazy over major boobage in Dragon's Crown??!!? Would you prefer seeing huge banana ding-a-lings instead???!!?? Alrighty...whatever floats your boat....I don't mind =p
Ibb And Obb - Reminds me of those days, the Chip & Dale game, Snow Bros, my fave! They are not the same but co-op just brings those memories back.......
Betrayer - Very eye-friendly....it's an eye candy!! =) I'm serious.....not joking....
Papers, Please - Oh, I get to be the Immigration Officer this time.....gosh I hate those people, pissing me off at airports, getting all high and mighty with foreigners....
Guacamelee - Ai yai yai yai!!!
Skullgirls - Let the ladies pull each others' hair off till bald.......
To be continued!
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