Chronicle Of The.......?

It's almost time!!!

Allow me to reminisce some of the good times I had this year.......

One of those was the time I played Valkyria Chronicles.
Ahhhh.....good game, good game......
It's a strategy game, like chess except you blow your enemies' heads off with firearms, more fun than the board chess really because I get the satisfaction of making people bleed.......yeeeeaaahhh....I wasn't a really good Chess Club president back in school =P
All I did was destroy the chess pieces...
The game prioritizes the time you take to get to the goal checkpoint but not the safety of your soldiers....
Hmmm.....I wonder.....does that sound familiar in any way...??????!!!??
The slave-driving PM.....
Anyway, what you have to do is exactly that, where at each turn, your soldier/tank does only one thing, shoot/grenade etc./heal and they can't move too far, it depends on their classes, scouts and engineers being able to move the furthest.
With that said.....you gotta plan ahead or you'll run into a sea of bullets...
I have no idea how my troop survived because they wore fancy accessories to make their uniforms look good whereas the enemies had helmets, you know, safety equipments on....
Apparently bandanas are really good at protecting you from anti-tank rounds....remember that, you'll know what to do when a war breaks out...
Helmets, I understand, it's so we can tell who is who....but fashion boots and mini skirts??? You're breaking me here, dude.....
Gotta love Hans the flying pig......yes...they call it a porcavian, avian pork......
Why they decided to join the word 'pork' instead of 'pig'..................I don't know.....
I played till half the game and still didn't know why Darcsens were hated in that universe....
You don't believe what's written in your History textbooks ever!
That's basically how it was unless I missed some pieces of the story.....
The Valkyrians wrote that Darcsens were meanies and tried to wipe them out.....and so the people hated them....
What else did I learn from the game......Maximilian is metrosexual.....
You have to admit it...too much gold and make-up makes one a sissy-poo...
I know another Max who, in my opinion, is also metrosexual.........Maximillion Galactica!

Yep, I replayed Ace Attorney (all installments) and Investigations too....
And may I say that I'm the worst lawyer in the world.....
I somehow managed to screw the real victim.....my client.....
As I play games like these, I picture how the murder takes place and so yeah.....somehow I managed to come up with a completely convoluted plot and picked the wrong evidence for each and every statement...
Why am I complicated??? I DON'T KNOW!
Though this part of me contributes to my well-being and life principles....
How does murder fuel this......??
Fuck me man, I do what I want! I'm a sadist?
Well.....I'm no Elizabeth Bathory.....
This isn't very Xmas-sy.......but it's true =P
If anything......this game has sparked something in me....=P
Justice will prevail if we try so hard that our lungs pop, bluff away in court, stall, wait for forgery, summon ghosts, freak people out, get plastic surgery....
Criminals shall not excape!!

The Walking Dead S2.........I chose Pete....
He gave me the BOD and so should I and I regret nothing! XD
Yeah, I do put in the feels in the game =P
Nick was weak! He deserved to be shunned!
That sounds like my childhood.....
Ouch....
The game is fun.....I hope it's not a lurker/walker bite....whatever they call them these days.....
But the saw at the end........sigh.....
First I got a friend with one arm and now a friend with one leg.....
What's next.....??
One kidney.....??
We are already heading in One Direction to the mountains, it can't get much worse...

Merry Christmas everybuddy and a Happy New Year incaseIcan'tblogthenextweekbecauseI'llbeleavingforMiami!!!
Joy!

Doctor Treats No Dead Warrior

So many treats from Nintendo before Christmas!
As if a major bomb just fell upon our land.

I just can't wait for Super Smash Bros!
Introducing a new character always gets me excited regardless of how much I hate that certain character...
I don't hate Rosalina/Luma! Just saying that I like it when there's something/someone new =)
Sure, her eyes are sparkly...they are huge....they are doll-like to the point of creepy.....uggh.....I feel no hate for her, I swear!
She looks like the other princesses....just change her colour palette...
I can't wait to see her moves.....
How does she rumble....?

In the darkest hour, in the dead of night, a princess in blue...or green or whatever...teal? I don't know....will descend upon us along with her yellow pet, squishy, star, Luma to save us from lemons. With her magic wand, she commands her star to extinguish all evil with its gas. Thy shall combust in the name of justice.

Though you have to wonder....how do these ladies fight in a dress/mini skirt/bikini, yeah, the amount of cloth going down by a lot by the second.......ummm Rikku?
Umm....Dead Or Alive??
No! This isn't a feminism/sexism thing or whatever you want to call it.....just talking realism but of course, realism isn't something that exists in a game's universe....
Jiggle physics isn't Physics or Biology, it's Social Studies....
It's not mean...............it is a strange choice for battle but okay.
It's fun to think of the possibilities that one's outfit can offer on the battlefield...
They have a strategy for that.....ya know? Use what they have......
Though it's sick, if it works, who cares!? =P
There's the NES Remix! Oh the memories of those days when I was shunned for being a game freak...
Ahhhh.......
Love Donkey Kong! Those were the days!
Being a ginormous ape, pissing mushrooms off, annoying Italian plumbers...
Dr. Luigi is coming to the Wii U!
Will he be as recognized as his brother?
Or will he just be that doctor who exists for some weird reason?
Personally, I love them both....
No idea why he's chopped liver....is it because he's green?
I'll bite, recycling doesn't work.........ever.....unless everyone does it......but that's not going to happen anytime soon now, is it? XD

Finally! Some tough fighting and punching and exploding from Link.
Hyrule Warriors looks great actually.
That's how it should be! No more weak swinging and bashing of swords.
Time to get badass, Link.
Can't wait to hear more about it.

Here comes Eliza, the vamp in Tekken Revolution.
Yep, she's horny alright....red horny...
That trailer is.....intriguing, to say the least...
There was hidden access to boobie implant on stage.....you probably noticed this....
I don't know how she did it but she did it......
Could it be...?? As her confidence grew during battle, her chest did too?
This...is.....it! The answer to low self-esteem all over the world among women!

Tis the season to be broke alright =P.
There the Saints Row IV DLC - How The Saints Save Christmas...
Save Xmas with the power of firearms........not very holy, nevertheless, fun.....
Even so, not as violent as grocery shopping.....
And DR3-DLC - Operation Eagle....
The Walking Dead - S2! #IAmClementine
Gotta love her guts! Clementine can be a manipulative, snobbish, mean angel....(she's not old enough to be a bitch) or an angel for real with her baby-doll eyes....
Getting Brave Default....
All the new games - Lightning Returns, inFamous - SS, FFX/X-2 HD, The Hobbit, Thief...
Dota 2 - OA, DayZ (even though people flame at this), South Park...
Keeping my eyes on Conception II and Silence - The Whispered World 2....
Overwhelmed with awesome goodness of video games....
I can't help it if I love video games! Jeeberz!
Of course there's FFVIII (Steam)....I got it because of the new feature.....
I still have my PS and PSP versions.......yes I have a big problem.....

Which is why we keep this year's gift theme simple =)
Set it up a month ago so that delivery before Xmas is guaranteed.
Homies and I always make sure that if we're going to play Santa, we would set a theme so there are no clashes/repeats/etc.
This year's theme is :
'NDS/3DS Game(s) I Would Definitely Play But For Some Forsaken Reason I Don't Have It/Them So Fuck Me'
I have their presents ready right here...
Not going to put them up just yet....in case there are spies......
We do share games, we live together after all.......but sometimes it's fun to have your own copy.......words of wisdom from a collector =P

A few more days to go....
Will there be a pre-Xmas miracle?

Border Between Land And Sky

Cranky Kong buddies up with DK in DKC: Tropical Breeze!
What joy!
I do like him.....somewhat =P
Not too shabby for an old ape...
NO! Not monkey, he's an ape! Like us!
Hitting stuff with cane, this is one of the many uses of a cane people/apes seem to ignore.
Apparently it's inappropriate....don't know what that means.
It's like a weapon in disguise! Why not?
And you know what? 
A cane like this should be used to hit a certain someone who sold a picture of the Xbone for $750!
I know, the listing DID say it was FOR a photo of the Xbone.
How did he fall for it? I don't know....
What's weird is that the seller actually put up something like that.
What made him (seller) think that someone would buy it?
We all know now that someone did BUT the question remains!
It doesn't sound like a scam, it's more like a joke that dude wants to tell to the world.
It's not even top quality photo.....sheesh man! At least take a 3D picture with your 3DS!
Okay, I'm missing the point here, anyway, the dude (buyer) is at fault too...
I'm sorry, I did feel for you, still do actually but you shouldn't have gone through with the transaction.
Something clearly reeked when the word 'PHOTO' was there.
I'm not going to go with what a lot of people say which is this guy is a bozo because people make mistakes and that's just how it is with life...
What I won't buy is that he did this for his son and only that =P
Hahahahaha! I started video games around that age too (3-4 y.o), in case you haven't encountered some of my previous posts, I had a strange/outrageous childhood XD
BUT! That's because my dad was a gamer too.
Maybe that's what he was doing but it was reported differently in the news, saying the Xbone was solely for his son.
Anyway! Glad you got your happy ending, refund and a free console, kudos!

Enough about people...........wait, Lindsay Lohan thinks that GTA-V chick looks like her?
Whaaaaaat???
But...b...ut.....bu..t....but.....that chick's hot!
Kidding! This is just another one of those Ellen Page things....jeeberz....

Telltale is going to make the Game Of Thrones game, woots!......?
More dragons please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You have to!!! That's the only good part of GoT!
The rest is all about banging or not banging, strip or don't strip....
So, do it!!
Raiden will be in MGS-V! Yay!
He wasn't that bad a character =)

An interesting game has come to my attention.....the Quantum Break.
Where we could use time power to manipulate time...
It's a direct control over time, judging from the trailer.
It looks different, the manner in which tempus is utilized...
FFXIII-2 doesn't count! Can't wait to hear about more about this =)
I'm sure everyone has seen the new Thief trailer....
Erin dies........who wants to bet that 'spoiler' is not really a spoiler...??
She could still be alive......
Well, it's pretty common in video games, people don't die from falls like that...
If you can take bullets and still live, what's a fall going to do to you?
You can even cast 'Fire' on someone and his/her clothes are still prim and gorgeous..
There's the companion app to track in-game stuff and all the goodies like artwork and bios...
Like always, pre-order to get yummy stuff which can be received at later parts of your life(ves)....

The new engine, Snowdrop makes TC-The Division look great.
You know, all the next-gen mumbo jumbo...
Everything looks real, pretty, cool.....real...real.....
Tomb Raider: Definitive Edition, another next-gen thing.
No Man's Sky is all about interplanetary exploration.
It sounds cool....I want to play it...
I've always dreamed of going outer-space only to find that it takes lots of training.
It's not just about putting on a cool uniform and a goldfish bowl and voila!
I'm an astronaut! Such a dumb kid XD

Have a nice day!

Don't Omit The Final Detail!

Omid will be in the next Walking Dead game!
So Clementine did meet up with them after all or just him?
How's Christa? The bun in the oven ya know? *wink* *wink*
Is it a zomby now?
At least, I think that was what they were arguing about.....
Couples do not ever fight over pre-baking, only post-baking issues, remember that buddies. 
These are crucial life lessons:
Always prepare the ingredients beforehand if you want to bake something.
If you don't want any buns, don't chuck stuff into the oven in the first place, you might get a macaron on the side.

So, there is one game I'm looking forward to.....
It's Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc.
I didn't play the previous releases (JAP).
I do like puzzle/mystery-solving games like that....*Ace Attorney* anyone?
What do I find interesting??
A teddy bear as principal? Who doesn't want that?!
I wish I came from a school like that, governed by a sadistic, psycho plush bear...
Monokuma kills off students indirectly......
He gets a student to kill off another and make the remaining solve it...
Kind of a weird system because the murderer is clearly Monokuma...
Sure he didn't do the deed but he made it happen...
I don't quite know how things work in real life but that's what I think...
The one who makes it happen should be convicted...not the one physically involved...
By that, I mean the one whose intention is murder...
Of course there's a flaw to that too...
Fine! Just don't kill anyone!
If you really hate that person, may I suggest food?
Eat something tough, pretend you're eating that person....just go on munching and tearing...
I'm not encouraging cannibalism.
Unfortunately, Monokuma is controlled by a certain someone....
It's really too bad because I want him to be an entity if his own....
I'll rip him to bits, remove his stuffing and pull his button eyes out...HAHAHAHA!!
Don't get me wrong....I do love plush toys........
I can prove it! There!

Anyway, it seems Ultra Street Fighter IV is coming!
Yay Poison!!
Cheaper on PC as apparently compensation for being late.....
Ohhhh....I can already hear them........
PC is better!! Boooooo!!
Hahaha!! PC geeks won't be getting it anytime soon!!
Oh people.....won't you ever shut the fuck up........
Telltale has announced a new episodic game.
It's based on the Borderlands universe.
That's great! I would love to hear more but that's all there is!
Awesome stuff but.....where's The Wolf Among Us!???!
I guess we miss it so much that when we went out that day, we ordered The Big Bad Wolf...

That's the name of the pizza....
Had the special sauce, baked kumara pieces, sprinkled with kumara chips and pork made in three ways (ya know, like the three little piggies) which are grilled, steamed and braised....
What am I doing?? This isn't a food blog! Bahhh...
My point is.......we want Bigby and Snow White's decapitator!
What? You want to know what we got for dessert?
There you go...lemon meringue pie (more like tart....) and chocolate raspberry cheesecake....
Who got the chocolate? Try guessing =P
Not me...................what's wrong with guys eating cheesecake...??
Sheesh guys......=P
It's not like it's fruitcake......well sorta if you count the raspberry....

Anyway!!! Anyone got FFVIII on Steam?
Time to reminisce!
Let's roll, Angelo!
It would seem that Fallout 4 ain't coming any time soon....
Too bad....
Well.....we can keep dreaming.....

Christmas is almost here......you can guess what I'll be getting!
More video games!!! Because I don't have a life!
Woo hoo!!!
Hehehehehehe...yeah!!
Speaking of which, LoZ: Link Between Worlds is pretty cool...=)
I managed to secure a unit of the gold 3DS.
Yes!!
That's pretty much Christmas, have dinner and game with homies....
If anyone's bored and have nothing to do, hang out on Skype....
I'm always on there with fam fam and frannies during the holidays...
No....I'm not one of those creepy people on Skype....sheesh...come on guys!
I'm relatively normal.....
When are all those next-gen new games coming??!!?? 
I'm getting itchy all over here....

Stay tuned!! XD

All Four One Persona

Hey there!!!

Been busy with next-gen-ners clearly....hahahahaha!
I do have a problem.....but I don't need therapy...
I'm pretty sure everyone in the world has their eyes glued to the screen too....
I mean gamers...not other people........pooeee!
Except for those with a broken Xbox One! HAHA!
Just gonna rub it in your faces here! Ryse is awesome, I don't care what everyone says!
Don't pout, you'll be getting free games from Microsoft as compensation for the stillborn box.
You could get Dead Rising 3, another cool game.....
So far, I'm happy with the next-gens....
BOTH the PS4 and Xbox One, so shut your trap fanboys/girls!!
Look at them, these two have first-day issues.....none of them are perfect.....=P
Kudos to the dude who solved the problem by banging his Xbox One (not the sexual banging, just normal physical violence....okay this doesn't explain it either....umm...just hitting it with a fist....okay, everything sounds sexual when you're older....)

Apple is getting something out from the Kinect team....
Speculation time!
What do they plan to do with the iPhone...??? The iPad??
Hmmmm.......
No way.......a dancing Apple??
Installing motion sensors in them?
An app to tell of the intensity of one's bowel movement?
Sign me up...
That is one cool idea....
I just want to put it out there that motion-detecting devices are getting overrated....
Try something new like bringing monsters to life...
I'm talking VR.....I would really love it if they invest more in VR devices...
Make it in the way that we don't have to put on head gears, make a dynamic projector...or something like that...

Do I hear the return of the awesome, kickass bandicoot??
A CoD Crash Bandicoot?
Australians invading the States???
For realsies?!
More information please!
ACIV-Pirates coming soon! Have at it! Yo ho!
More pirate action, I've been doing a little pirating myself....
I made my sister walk the plank..........nah! Actually, it's the other way around because I've been missing out on time with reality because of video games....can you blame me? Come on!
Feeling sorry for me? If so, don't be....
Feel for my bro-in-law instead...
I'm not the one waking up next to that thing.....
If you don't feel sorry for me, well, har de har har! You are right in choosing to side with her....
What more sweet, delightful, sinful indulgence coming our way???
Persona!!!
Persona 5 for the PS3 andnotthePS4forsomereasonIdon'tknowwhy!
Persona Q: Shadow of the Labyrinth which stars the chibi versions of characters from previous games.
They'll be trying to destroy the tower sprouting in the middle of their school...
It's a weird world when little children throw grenades at towers.....
Smaller versions of these kiddos too.....what in the world...?
What are smaller versions of children of children?
And of course, a completely unrelated form of the game....
Dancing With The Personae! Persona 4: Dancing All Night!
A new programme on the Midnight Channel where all the personae dance!
The winner gets a lifetime in a coffin! WOOOOO!!
Is Hatsune Miku going to make an appearance?? Hmmmmmm......
What's next?
Persona 4: The Ultimate Duplex Hold which has new challengers!
It's a fighting game.
There might not be an NA release.....awww....

Has anyone tried Ys: Memories of Celceta?
RPG lovers must play this...
It's great! With flaws here and there but still...a great game =D
Defend the orca!
Sounds familiar?
Yeah, Phoenix Wright! The DLC for DD.
Orcas are kewl and cute!
Anyway, do you even listen to whatever comes out of your facial hole?
Prosecuting an orca? It's like prosecuting a piece of lard in a mini skirt....
I don't know what that means either......but great DLC! 
Very fun to play =) 
There's LEGO: The Hobbit, where the hobbits are stouter and shorter than ever......
And Gandalf has his flat, non-flowy beard.....
Not being offensive here...what's wrong with being short? Sheesh....

So......picture time!
Time to show off something I recently added to my collection of LEs because I'm a dick...
By recent, I mean a month (and a half?) ago? 
I don't have a good sense of time.....

It looks so fancy! XD
So shiny.............
Yep, I'm a l'Cie now, my Focus is to play video games all day long..
Why am I not a crystal yet?
Because my whole body is so absorbed in playing, it forgets to crystallize....
I did do an unboxing video of this.............might upload it....
It's disoriented......then again, all my videos are weird like that XD 
Yes, I'll put up the PS4 and Xbox One at some point........hehe...XD

Loving the next-gen, congratz to everyone involved!
Have a great time jamming =)
Be thankful for them!
Happy Thanksgiving!

Malicious Brave Orcs

BlizzCon was a blast and what flew out of the debris?
I wasn't there but you know.....I'm nosy like that...
I have spies all over the world =P

The WoW movie filming begins next year!
It's a human/orc (Anduin Lothar/Durotan), gladiator-themed story.
Yeah, that's the direction they're heading in....
If you were expecting a Kung Fu Panda-related movie, nope!
None of that!
Wouldn't want to be sued for infringement yes?
They could make a rip-off like Kung Fu Orcs....but....really??!
Sheesh man, kung fu is not the only cool martial art in the world....
Try Karate Orc.....but that just makes it almost like Karate Kids or Kid.......Taekwando maybe?
Jaden sucks BTW.......
I'm sorry but After Earth is just........garrrggghhhhhh.......
What is wrong with them all????
The animals have evolved to destroy humans, okay, I get that point.......sorta...??
Even the wild animals these days, the ones we have right now kill people!!
What are you talking about!!!???
Take a knee?? Whaaaaat?? From what?! No one is passing alcohol around! We're not playing football!
Speaking of football, Maleficent is real......the movie that is...
Starring horny Angelina Jolie...I mean it literally...she has horns....
The tomb raider is a witch....fairy...yeah, if I remember the story correctly, Maleficent is a fairy...an evil one.
Why is she taller than the others? Looks different from others??
Yeaahh.....I don't know....maybe the essence of evil changes someone, some sort of morality bull crap like that....
To those saying she can't pull it off, think about it.
Not now! You haven't watched the movie so SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Everything will be fine......she's male-efficient after all.....
Speculation? They say it's the untold story of Maleficent....

There was a party for all fairies. A fairy named Periwinkle wasn't invited to it. So, in deep sorrow, she ran away to the forest and met a lion named Scar. He taught her the ways of being corrupted. She learnt every bit of them. Finally, it was time for the test. It was a duel. She blasted Scar in the face, leaving a gash across his left eye. He was proud and she left to further her studies. Then she met the Mad Hatter. He taught her insanity. Now she's both evil and crazy. Realizing that his insanity was too much in a way that it made him lose sight of his goal at all times, she conjured endless supply of tea for him so he could tone down his madness to fulfill his duty and return to his crazy world after he's done. On her way, she fell into the ocean and met Ursula and Morgana who were both evil and crazy and knew magic. They taught her the transformation spell and that's how she learnt to transform into a dragon. Her first lesson didn't go well so the horns stuck. This encounter deepened her lunacy and inhumanity and so she changed her name. Guess whaaaaat!!!! Maleficent! She returned to find the celebration of the birth of a princess, the fairies were invited once again and once again, she wasn't! How to ruin this day? By cursing the princess of course! What is the best curse in the world? To prick her little finger on a sharp pointy thing which hurt like a bitch and that was how she felt when they didn't invite her! Upon being pricked, she would fall into a deep sleep and so no parties forever!!! Only a kiss from the prince would awaken her! Why put a reversible curse? Because Maleficent thought no one would ever love a vegetable! She forgot though, that beauty was everything back then! It didn't matter if the princess was a dick as long as she was freaking gorgeous! And that was how it all came to be....the end.

Looking at the images of Child Of Light, I think of Sleeping Beauty....I don't know why...
Anyway, Bravely Default looks so much like FFIII.
It even plays like it. What with the job classes and all.
I'm not sure yet how the job system works but if it involves lots of grinding, I'm still game.
Love RPGs, what can I do? XD
I'm not a huge fan of grinding and so you can probably tell, my fave style of level-up/power-up system is that of FFVIII. You don't even have to fight monsters to get those magic for junctioning. Just convert items.
Well yes, I'm lazy okay!
Knack is pretty cool, casual action-packed adventure.
Don't know what's with the hate for Miles Edgeworth's voice, I think it's alright, kinda suits him.
As for the latest comment problem, YouTube and Google+ thingy....ya know...
No one likes it...people posting pointless comments which is a part of the crusade to return the previous comment section style.....who the fuck is Bob? Who came up with him?
People will learn to get used to stuff....
Once that happens, everything will go back to normal...
Fans posting spoilers, posting fan fetish, creepy stuff like 'I love you!', 'I want you', trolling and stuff... EventhoughI'veneverseenyou/don'tknowyouinperson
People just don't like change...they go berserk but they'll quiet down soon...

Played The Walking Dead (iPad), anticipating the 2nd season.
I chose my unwanted option so many times, because you know...touch screens...poooee....
My Lee Everett isn't the ladies' man or a man's bro...he's just....someone I don't want him to be XD
I prefer the PC/console for games....haha!
Burial At Sea, like I said before, is great, no spoilers here but you'll find it pretty shocking..
Whatever your definition of shocking is.....

The PS4 domination coming soon!
Stay tuned yo!

In The Middle Of The Sea

PS4 coming on Friday..........who is excited??????????!!!
Some people!
Who is neutral?
Some people!
Who doesn't give a shit?
Xboners!

Anyway, beware.........of the eyes which creep in every nook and cranny of your PS4, watching your every move............
PSN.....ohhh ho ohooho hoho......
If you're the type who does funky, thingamajinga booby bobbity stuff on your console, quit now...
You don't stand a chance, don't make yourself the laughing stock of Area 51....or the cause of persisting nausea...depending on the style of your horny act....
Don't say 'Ohhh.....I didn't think it would go viral!' like a certain someone.....you know who...
*wink* *wink*......
Anything would go viral if it's in a douche's hands and once it's on the Internet....it is there f-o-r-ever.....
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!
OR some illegal exchange.......................I don't do that often......
Just when I need my fix.....

So! What is everyone's thoughts on the Snap functionality of the X-One?
I'm not a hater......stop judging me!
I just don't see it as something of very much use....
When I'm in the zone, I don't want something to get in my way....
Come ON! Get off my screen!
I don't think I can muster the strength to say 'Snap'....
Because my head is in the game!
No way am I going to stray......
No way! This encourages short attention span, this is baaaaaaad!
How dare you, Xbox One!?
First, you took boners away, now you're taking attention too? 
This is preposterous!
Heck, if anyone calls/texts/etc me while I'm in game mode, he/she will burn.....

Are those legendary Pokémons (Diancie, Volcanion, Hoopa) real??
I haven't seen them in my game........not really? (In case, they appeared when I was playing the game in high mode)
Can someone shed some light on this?
Hurry up....gotta catch 'em all ya know?
Are they just pseudo-legendary?

Let's talk about other games!
Middle-Earth: Shadow Of Mordor!
We'll be playing as Talion, the ranger who #classicstory lost his family to a bunch of buffoons, errm...Sauron and now is on a quest for vengeance...
Child Of Light looks great....
Can't wait to play the game...
Phoenix Wright: DD is awesome...the voice-acting is good, story is as hilarious as ever....
Battlefield 4, you did it.....you beat CoD so hard, you're alpha male.....
In terms of gameplay and story...
I love being an engineer....woots woots....
CoD......love Riley forever....

Ohhhhhh.....Elizabeth....you cancer-inducing babe..
She's awesome, play the game....
She's just great....
Sally is................................................a girl of course!

What have I been doing??
Just hanging ten....
Playing video games, waiting for new games, preparing for my next project...
Thus the lack in posting....
Unboxing stuff.......awwwww yeeeeaaahhh.....
I might post the video or just pictures of the event(s)....
It's like bringing my first-born home from the hospital....XD

Got a new phone, not a super new model....
Not that my phone was malfunctioning......I just love collecting devices...

Yes, I'm a dick... 
What's wrong with collecting gizmos?
Sheesh.......

Went to see BeBey (Beryllium) again last weekend...
He's fine, a very happy dappy cutie pie...

Glad to know he's alrighty!

Joy to everyone!

Nightmare Of The Fallen Titan

It is indeed Halloweenie!
The horror is going around....OUCH!

Exclusives have been announced and the people have gone maaaaaaaaad!
Titanfall, for the Xbox One/PC, the thing is those guys only.....guess who's pissed?
ACIV DLC, for the PS only.......guess who...?? XD
ACIV is a really great game, better than III but then again it could be that effect you know, the predecessor lacked certain features which makes IV looks a whole lot better now and more drool-inducing....
They did that on purpose!! It's a conspiracy I tell you!!
It's a way to keep people interested!
Ahh well, they should have merged the two.....
The whole pirate thing is working for me so far....
Love the blowpipe.....no other meaning intended here......
Ohhhh the terror!! Garrrghghhh..........
The Pokémon writer, Takeshi Shudo has left us......he left Ash.....
Ash will forever be trapped in his 10-year-old body now! He'll forever lose tournaments!
He's still not a Pokémon master!! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
Dammit Ash!! Your level of lameness is on the worst side of the scale that you gave the guy a haemorrhage!
Alrighty......joke aside, Shudo was brilliant, this is a huge loss......

Dead Rising 3 DLC - Yay or nay?
You know the deal! All that Season Pass crap......
Buy in bulk equals happy + bonus Nick Ramos stuff, doing otherwise equals happy + lighter pocket.
It's still Gil to me and the game is not even out yet....
They feature untold stories (of Los Perdidos), new gameplay, characters, missions and more.......
A recap :
Bonus - Muscle car, Nick Ramos costume
Pack 1 -Operation Broke Eagle
Pack 2 - Fallen Angel
Pack 3 - Chaos Rising
Pack 4 - Last Agent
I don't know what the 'more' is all about but if they say more zombies per screen one more time.....
How much more can you squeeze onto the screen.....?? XD
Not all zombies are size zero you know......
Not that I've seen obese zombies.....but you know....
I would love it if one of the developers would consider this...*wink* *wink* *hint* *hint*
Bloaters don't count! They are not really zombies!
Yeah well, if the zombies all attack at once, making the game harder, sure.....
But if they are just there for the sake of being there....yeah, no way it's going to matter...
And of course....The Walking Dead - Season 2!
Clem is back to kick rotten ass!
How will she fare in this fucked up world?
Are Krista and Omar in this with her? 
Why is it that people are turning into zombies??
Why don't people ever use the word 'zombie' during the apocalypse??
What is wrong with the Governor?
He should go a step further and make a zombie collection...not just their heads, their bodies! Come on....
I'm too hungry for candies to figure this out.

How about some more treats?


Another game film!
Heavenly Sword, it's Nariko and her sword...yeah...that's it.
It's a great game, sad ending.....
Not going to spoil the story......I do wonder though if it's exactly that story told in the game...
The Witcher 3 has no DRM.....
Can you hear the music that is joy??? 
The sound of trolls banging each other.....

R.I.P Takeshi Shudo....you'll not be forgotten!

Happy Halloween guys!

Nope! That cone is not part of his costume =D
Just trying to stop him from scratching his eyes because he gets too rough and hurts them...
If they do decide to terminate Riley, I'll pee profusely through my eyes....
Reason?? Riley reminds me of Seifer.....

Have fun trick-a-treating, scaring lil kids, something like that =)

The Horror That Is Riley's Destiny

What is this talk about killing Riley???
Don't doooooo iiitttttt...........doooooooooo itttttt.............?
You'll make everyone hate you, CoD.....as if people don't already....
To the point of calling your fans casual gamers.........ummm..........
If you say so.....
Okay, you want to go with the 'It's not a real dog' argument.....let's hope that works.....
Just so you know, humans have the tendency to overreact, PETA might just create a virtual PETA organization and hack into the game and kill off your soldiers, yeah...aggressivity is a thing....
Or they'll just go burn every gamer's house down....I don't think they're that crazy but you know...we'll never know......
You're aiming for sentiments? So people will find this game a memorable one...?? Aiming for drama maybe??
That might work with some people.........of course things can go both ways....
Aerith's death for example, sparks tears of sorrow and also joy......yes....joy....not a typo, or just un-feeling...
Some people just hate her....and they're usually Team CloudxTifa.....yeah...it's a weird thing that exists....
Some people don't care because the team still kicks ass without her.....
A dead healer is not a healer.......she's a zombie....
My buddy cried and he called me a monster for not doing so the first time we played...... 
Well....I'm not! I'm just..............I don't know!
It's hard to feel!! With them looking block-like....like LEGO people....
It's like stabbing LEGO pieces....nothing happens! 
Indeed, nothing happens......she doesn't bleed....*hint*...*hint*
Sephiroth sashimi-ies her well.......
And then Cloud ditches her into that pond/lake/water thingy.....call it whatever you want, it's water....
Dead bodies decay in there...blood or no blood...
Are you saying Ancients are special???!!
She haunts you in Advent Children! What else do you want?? She's everywhere!!! She's not dead!
And so!!!! Do whatever you want with Riley.....you'll get love and hate no matter what...
This world is cool like that you know....
There is dog-beating in BTS.......and nobody gives a dog poop......get over it!

A new extraterrestrial game??
Alien: Isolation has stealth and horror elements to it......
You promise us horror...so......work it!
My bladder will be the judge of this!
Anyway, Ellen Ripley's daughter, Amanda takes the stage that is one space station (at any one time?) and will only encounter one xenomorph (in the entire game?).....I'm guessing it's not very open then?
Uggh...imagine me being stuck with a supposedly carnivorous alien in a small space.....it will turn rabbit-food-orous because I'm the flesh-ripping one here.....
I don't fare well in small spaces.....here's a Halloween idea for you guys...

Phoenix Wright AA - Dual Destinies is here!
Miles is cool too but that's not the point.....
Can't wait to play this!
I haven't played law stuff since ME's game!
Prof. Layton doesn't count!!!!!
I just love how the court runs in this world.......
Giving overly dramatic reactions to get away, punching your rival to win, getting possessed to dig information out of someone, use spiritual energy as a lie detector...
If only these things work in real life, criminals would all be entertainers!
Until someone dies of course.......

Ohhh Bayonetta in action in Bloody Fate....
I wanna watch it!
As Halloweenie is coming......I'm looking forward to dark games/shows/whatever...
Just to get into the spirit! Trick-a-treating is no longer allowed for me because I almost killed someone for chocolates so too bad!
If you're into visual novels, try The Buried Moon, it's something from Asylum Jam, so show some appreciation! 
No crazy bees, psychos, me etc. involved, so yeah! 
A horror game that doesn't use typical themes.
Not going to spoil it here but it's interesting.....
Well...I didn't pee in my pants but my bladder isn't a legit grading system so just give it a shot =)

Anyone interested in playing for 25 hours straight? 
Just going to spread the word here.....
Extra Life (link), a 25-hour charity event to help kids on the 2nd Nov =)
It's a good thing! You can now play for a nice/sweet reason!
Not just to get the thrill of making someone bleed.....hehehehe......
A reason to put assignments aside because screw them! 
Helping kids is more important, all assignments do is kill trees or waste electricity if done electronically....
No...I'm not giving myself a reason to procrastinate......shut up!
Anyway, I'm thinking of which game(s)....thought of going with the classic...
Not going to play the latest games...that's for sure...because they're new, come on! 
And we've just finished them...and they are everywhere.....
Legend Of Mana? Xena Warrior Princess? These are pretty 25-hour-ish....
Wouldn't want to not finish the game.....
Xena is a pretty fun game, I remember jamming it for hours.....quite a fucked up combat system but hey, it's fun! =D 
Her screech can keep us awake, so it's a bonus!
Or one of the alchemist games like Fullmetal, Atelier Iris, Mana Khemia.....??
MGS??? FF? Shadow Hearts...?? Chocobo's Dungeon?? Spyro?? Dark Souls?? KH?? Growlanser? Magna Carta? Spongebob? Hohoho...Star Wars? Drakengard might be the one....
Crash Bandicoot? Some racing games like Chocobo's/South Park/Sonic/NFS??
Tom Clancy?? Or Silent Hill? One of the Tales games? That's pretty sweet!! I'm indecisive okay!!??
Though I'm leaning towards action/RPG.......XD
So many choices....we'll have a long discussion....=)

Play more yo!

Tales Of The Pentax Delay

It's been a long week.....................................................................
I'm free from paperwork!!!...........for now...............

Never been so busy, hungry, angry........annnnnd....never been so in love with my vision!
Yeee-hawwhh! My glasses are here! 
No longer will I mistake enemies for allies and get Franklin killed.....

Pokémon X/Y gets all the attention....lalalalala....
Beyond Two Souls too......
The Wolf Among Us.....?? Not much really....
I haven't heard of any wild fantasies yet so.........yeah yeah we all know that Snow White and Bigby are very bang-worthy....

The glitch in Pokémon will be fixed.
Nintendo has given us its word! Thou shall not pass through Lumiose City, should you desecrate the law of life that is to not save before you do something..............I'm not sure what the point here is but........saving is a thing!
No idea when but.......just don't save in Lumiose City....
Don't be that guy, who saved in the city three times and have played using all starters because he/she chose different starters every time and almost tried to save in that cursed city for the fourth time and cried for the 30th time on the night of the third save file.....
I'm not talking about myself.....sheeesh.......shut up......=P
GTA-V patch coming up....we all know that...the missing car....oooo...aaa....gghaafff.....

Anyone who's pissed about the delays?
Nope not me.....of course not.....=D
My apartment isn't on fire.................yet....
DriveClub and Watch Dogs.....you two......jeeberz.....
Didn't you know that there are crazy people out there who want you a lot??
It's insane but that's fandom!
They can't stand not driving in the comfort of their own home.....
They want to hack so bad because they can't do so in real life....
And Tales Of Xillia 2 looks awesome.....
DA: Inquisition has flaming hot, tasteful sex scenes....
Something people want so bad......because hey! It's in HD!
What can be better than being nude in HD? See every itsy bitsy piece of --------- I don't know!
Who doesn't want to live the dream?? We rarely ever see people naked on the streets! 
And now we can do that at home? That calls for one-handed gameplay!
How does one make sex tasteful?? Put ice cream all over someone and lick it off them?
Why is licking sexual?!! Why does everyone have so much to say about Miley Cyrus??!! She clearly said and says (on a super daily basis) she can't stop! Her tongue is in that manner because she gets mini seizures!
Someday...it'll get stuck somewhere and a blade is run through it....splashing blood all over.....
Should I start a new blog where I put up spooky stories??
And now birds can drive! Who else but the Angry Birds?? Go!
Going where no other birds have gone! To the tropics, to space, can beat pigs up.... 
And we call morons bird-brained.....they are not that dumb if they can brainwash people into playing their games......
They are on thongs, cups, shirt and so many other things!
Ugghh......bird thongs......how would you like to lick that....??

Yeah....I haven't slept for three days......
Hope you guys have been sleeping well =D

Dominatrix Buys $500000 Chestnut

Awwwwww yeaaahhhh.......

So many goodies this week.....
The Wolf Among Us is here!!!
Time to make bad decisions and get people killed for the sake of my enjoyment!!
Wooots!!
What can be better!!???!
Ahhh...fables, you guys are so..................different.....??
Compared to your originals......
Piggies don't smoke!! Because that turns them to bacon!

Beyond Two Souls is pretty good...............
Well...so far, I'm confused........
Why can't we make Jodie do No. 2???
Why is Aiden a bitch sometimes....?? Why not do a full takeover?? 
That would be awesome!! A guy in a girl's body...??? Think of all the cool stuff we can pull off!
Makes you want to reconsider having paranormal powers......hmmm......
I guess that's why people hide these things....??
Phoenix Wright knows how to work it....using Mia to solve cases and he doesn't get into trouble.....
He's still the top attorney!!!
Sheesh.....
Too......se...rio......us........arrrggghhh...I'm getting a brain tumour from all these seriousness!!

We're getting something off glitches!
Half a million dollars!!!!!
If only that was real money........I could do so much...........
I could buy parts to build a doom laser, getting rid of JB and 1D, freeing the world from mentally-challenged people.....
Anyway, it's GTA Online money....yeah, nothing more....=p
Play loads this month and you'll get it!
Look who's here.............the Dominatrix! In SRIV!
Too bad she's just an AI.........if she was real......she could do realllll stuff.......
And we have to fight a horde of sex workers...
Will there be viruses......?? *wink* *wink*
.......this is so un-hygienic.......=p
But fun! Awwwww yeeeaaahhhh.....

Mega-evolve now! Henshin!!!!!
Finally the game is here!
Let's do this Chespin!
Videos of Pokémon now circulating the Internet........
Why is it always Ash!!! He's a ---------------------------------------------!!
Red is better! He can train Pokémons!!
He actually wins tournaments!!!
Ash just loses them all and leaves his Pokémons in mediocrity until someone comes along and tells him to train better! Or they just evolve and he stores them away at Oak's! Or he just cuts them out of the series! Or he just forgets them?? I don't know!
Exhibit A! Charizard!
Exhibit B! Torterra!
Exhibit C! Gible!
There are more........we'll have a really really really long list.....
What are you doing man!!!??? You're killing me here....
Ash trains his Pokémons by crying about their friendships and twerking.....well....somewhat.....
When he bends over and shake his booty at Team Rocket, his Pokémons evolve....

So many games, so little time......
Preparing for two presentations about nanoparticles and lasers!
I wanna play man!
Wanted to go to ComicCon too but too bad!
I even prepared for it! I neglected to wear gloves during lab work!

 

This was the main reason why gloves were invented!

I thought maybe I could get mutated so I didn't have to get a costume for ComicCon or for Halloween when I go trick-or-treating with little devils.....
But no.........not strong enough, not severe enough! Clearly, as my bro could still laugh and take pictures of it! Still not a mutant........
I only managed to make a crater on my wrist!
Someone thought I was suicidal.......really????!!
It's a circle! Not a cut line! You don't carve a perfect circle to kill yourself!!!!! 
It's not really perfect but.......it's a circle okay!!??
Maybe I can be Mini-Crater Girl......??? Lame.........
It's concentrated sulfuric acid, in case you want to try this at home =D
Don't do it!!! I love you guys too much!
Okay, I admit it! I forgot the gloves because I got excited! 
I might not be able to give proper presentations........might just give whole verbal walkthroughs of BTS and Pokémon X/Y......
Just because I have X chromosomes, doesn't mean I have to stick to X........=p
Gotta get some Y in my system.........
I don't know if that came out right........errr...........I got both ok?!!?

Enjoy ComicCon lucky ones!
And have fun with the new releases!!

Blue Flames Are Divine

Howdy y'all!!!

Have you decided on the starter Pokémon you want??
You've seen them till their final evolution =)
A ninja, mage and monk!
How can you not love them??
Still deciding on which to get, X or Y?
Will black/blue Charizard be your decider??
Don't be a racist dude....jeeberz! XD
He'll be a fire/dragon type while the red one is fire/flying.........WHAT!!??
He looks like a dragon, roars like one and well.....has the physique of one....and he ain't no dragon???
Charizard X has wings....can he not fly???!!
I guess we shouldn't embrace that sort of spirit.....the icon spirit...
He looks like a dragon but shouldn't be obliged to be a Dragon-type?
I mean, just because there's pineapple on the plate, it doesn't mean it's a Hawaiian dish.....
................................COME ON!! He's a dragon!!!! You can't deny me that!
Anyway, have fun with the game!
I'm a Chespin-goer, bitch! XD
Will get Fennekin in the other.....and Froakie in my second play.....=p
I just wanna explore...................sheesh!
Don't judge me! 

Have you seen pseudo Mega Man, Beck??
Mighty No 9 will rock next-gen consoles (PS4, Xbox One, 3DS, VITA)!
Cool? Hell yeah!
Inafune is a boss!
Beck comes from a line of powerful robots, regardless of how buff though......there's always that one weakness.....the robots got themselves the sweetness that is HIV! Bow chicka bow wow!
Except Beck......he's immune to it! Apparently, he's magically immune to it.....
Is he just trying to cover up the fact that he's a virg---.....ahh well.......
Nah, it's just ordinary computer virus =D
It's a platformer, similar gameplay to Mega Man.
It'll be available sometime in 2015.....time to wait....don't we always? =)
A new Deus Ex game in the making! Alrighty!
One of the themes is status discrimination....
A ghetto city with people re-shaping their environment....
To hate on the rich and famous? What is this conspiracy? Let's do this! 
The director's cut for Deus Ex : Human Revolution is coming...(22nd Oct) with second screen functionality, so suit up!
What's next? Oh yeah, be the almighty God!
The Guided Fate Paradox, where you as God can dress your slaves angels in sexy jiggle-wiggle outfits...not my words just so you know! XD
Well actually....yeah....they're mine....
They have special skills of their own....
You can equip them with Divine Skills so don't hog them!
Customize the halo out of them!
Oh god....the happy, notorious badass gangsta....=D

Introducing White Chamber, a horror game!
Play as a young itsy bitsy lil gal who finds herself in a coffin!
She has no idea who she is, what she is.......
She has to explore the new grim area, find the key to the white chamber??
Sounds interesting?? It's a point-and-click....so you won't be ambushed...
There's no need for extra underwear......
But it does have creepy, spooky music.....
Another plus?? It comes in German voice-acting!
How sweet is that XD
No...I'm not German....I don't have to be one to like the language....
What's up with you icon spirit worshipers??!! XD
Anyway, try it out!

Teasing us again!!???
Or are you for real???
Half Life 3 people!
Yep, that's right.......
Is it for real??!!!
Tell us Gabe!!! Come on!!!! I'm your biggest fan!!
I might even join fangirlism!!
Don't make me squeal! It's so not my style!
Battlefield 4 is pretty kewl!

I'm finally entering the world of HD eyes bros!
Got an eye exam yesterday morning!
Not exactly a nice way to start my morning........the flashes blinding me and all...
At least I didn't lose my memory..........but my eyes are fucked...
I need glasses! My first pair! Eveeerrrrr!!
That's what I get for playing too much video games XD
What I get for exposing them to chloroform fumes....and other toxic fumes....
Not getting the protection I need XD
Oooopppss......
Well.....now I have an accessory which I must equip....
Which will increase my magic but decrease my speed...because I have extra stuff to put on...XD
I'll be late for my lectures!! #whatBSexaggeration
Well....that's how it is.....once your eyes go bad, you can't go bare....
For being a good girl, I get a free pair of prescription sunglasses from the optometrist!
It's a gift for getting my eyes checked, getting my glasses from them and not getting glasses from creepy, suspicious guys in the dark alley at a cheaper price!
I'll be getting my bling blings next week....if they can make my elaborate lenses fast =D

Welcome to the HD world right?? XD

RIP Tom Clancy.......
A moment of silence for the legend.....
Two VG deaths in such a short period......ouch....

NY ComicCon anyone??