Allow me to reminisce some of the good times I had this year.......
One of those was the time I played Valkyria Chronicles.
Ahhhh.....good game, good game......
It's a strategy game, like chess except you blow your enemies' heads off with firearms, more fun than the board chess really because I get the satisfaction of making people bleed.......yeeeeaaahhh....I wasn't a really good Chess Club president back in school =P
All I did was destroy the chess pieces...
The game prioritizes the time you take to get to the goal checkpoint but not the safety of your soldiers....
Hmmm.....I wonder.....does that sound familiar in any way...??????!!!??
Anyway, what you have to do is exactly that, where at each turn, your soldier/tank does only one thing, shoot/grenade etc./heal and they can't move too far, it depends on their classes, scouts and engineers being able to move the furthest.
With that said.....you gotta plan ahead or you'll run into a sea of bullets...
I have no idea how my troop survived because they wore fancy accessories to make their uniforms look good whereas the enemies had helmets, you know, safety equipments on....
Apparently bandanas are really good at protecting you from anti-tank rounds....remember that, you'll know what to do when a war breaks out...
Helmets, I understand, it's so we can tell who is who....but fashion boots and mini skirts??? You're breaking me here, dude.....
Gotta love Hans the flying pig......yes...they call it a porcavian, avian pork......
Why they decided to join the word 'pork' instead of 'pig'..................I don't know.....
I played till half the game and still didn't know why Darcsens were hated in that universe....
You don't believe what's written in your History textbooks ever!
That's basically how it was unless I missed some pieces of the story.....
The Valkyrians wrote that Darcsens were meanies and tried to wipe them out.....and so the people hated them....
What else did I learn from the game......Maximilian is metrosexual.....
You have to admit it...too much gold and make-up makes one a sissy-poo...
I know another Max who, in my opinion, is also metrosexual.........Maximillion Galactica!
Yep, I replayed Ace Attorney (all installments) and Investigations too....
And may I say that I'm the worst lawyer in the world.....
I somehow managed to screw the real victim.....my client.....
As I play games like these, I picture how the murder takes place and so yeah.....somehow I managed to come up with a completely convoluted plot and picked the wrong evidence for each and every statement...
Why am I complicated??? I DON'T KNOW!
Though this part of me contributes to my well-being and life principles....
How does murder fuel this......??
Fuck me man, I do what I want! I'm a sadist?
Well.....I'm no Elizabeth Bathory.....
This isn't very Xmas-sy.......but it's true =P
If anything......this game has sparked something in me....=P
Justice will prevail if we try so hard that our lungs pop, bluff away in court, stall, wait for forgery, summon ghosts, freak people out, get plastic surgery....
Criminals shall not excape!!
The Walking Dead S2.........I chose Pete....
He gave me the BOD and so should I and I regret nothing! XD
Yeah, I do put in the feels in the game =P
Nick was weak! He deserved to be shunned!
That sounds like my childhood.....
Ouch....
The game is fun.....I hope it's not a lurker/walker bite....whatever they call them these days.....
But the saw at the end........sigh.....
First I got a friend with one arm and now a friend with one leg.....
What's next.....??
One kidney.....??
We are already heading in One Direction to the mountains, it can't get much worse...
Merry Christmas everybuddy and a Happy New Year incaseIcan'tblogthenextweekbecauseI'llbeleavingforMiami!!!
Joy!
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