Sunday, August 18, 2013

Battle Of The Pork Chops

Ahhhh....Battlefield 4.......
Another multiplayer bonanza for us!
Look at those classes! Look at those races!
DICE said they'll be super different....
How different exactly...??
We'll be getting better, more destructive weapons it seems! Higher melee/pew pew stats!
Engineers will no longer have the less-than-desirable offense stats! Shooting time!
They are no longer too school for cool =D
So will the Assault! They can now use 40 mm Flash Bang! The all-star class!
The healer, the attacker, the BOSS!!
They have just graduated from med school and now have better medic kits!
We can now heal an ally over time =)
I have to put this in here that I've always been baffled by how Support/White Magic characters are not given adequate offense whether melee or magic.....
How do you watch out for your mates when you're dead or surrounded by the enemies and can only heal......?????
I suppose a Potion would work...I mean it's in a glass bottle for crying out loud and you just ditch it right at your target! How do you heal with that....?? Shouldn't he/her be more hurt when you throw glass AT him/her???!! Even a piece of shard makes one temporarily anaemic......nope, nope I promised I wouldn't put realism thoughts into games, I'm sticking to that. XD
Tsunade knows how support works! She knoooowwsss I tell you........
Anyway, Support (B4, not RPG Support......) can now use carbine and DMRs!! More offensive stuff!!
Recon dudes get the mobility boost! Aww-yeeaahh.....with new optic accessories....see more than just the outside.....*wink**wink*....
This game looks so impressive already....but we'll find out with our own hands....=)

This will be short.......
Thief 4 is awesome...well...I mean it looks great!
What's new with next-gen consoles??
Xbox One will not tolerate thermally ignorant players (It self-regulates, lowering power to cool itself, which might affect graphic-demanding games.....ouch...sucks to be a graphics whore....or not?? Might not be during gameplay....but doesn't that mean it will overheat then??? SO MANY QUESTIONS!!!) and doesn't need Kinect to work!
PS4 is well.....PS4.......nothing new this week....but who knows what will pop out next week..??
A PS5????!! A monthly fee???? Whaaaaaattt.....???
What are we going to see in Resident Lemon Evil 7??
Would you like it to go back to its roots where we deal with decayed zombie meat?? Or fresh flesh??
Capcom says they might go back..focus on its true essence......
What do I think.....?? Anything as long as you pull it off =)

Can we go to space in GTA-V?????
Collecting spaceship parts has to do something!
Don't just make it an achievement!! Sheesh.....
Ohhh Xbox....spoiling stuff already.......
Should I spoil it here......???
Go all LALALALALA if you want...
Live the American Dream people! Get a Full Refund for the torment you have to go through participating in everything Los Santos has to offer.....=p
Catch my drift.......?? Alright, alright I'll stop teasing......


Have some Trevor money people! Hehehehe.....
The Witcher 3 trailer is awesome and also hilarious by the way.....
I don't know why I burst out laughing.....it could be that I was tired...or it could just be that my Prof saw me watching it and asked if I'll be going on a hunt.....non-gamers..psshhh...XD
Speaking of number 3...........................NO!!! SHUT UP people!! 
Half-Life 3 will happen when it happens!!
Stop making all these lame conjectures......I see this everywhere!!
I'm the most pathetically lame person on the planet and I don't do this! XD
Every single time!! Anything with three or some combination of numbers which gives three pops up, people make all these equations to prove that it's a hint of the game coming out! You want to solve an equation???
Solve this! This is part of my project...so help me! Gordon Freeman will be proud!

Oh Pokémon.....it's never-ending with you isn't it.......
A new anime series The Origin based on Pokémon Red and Green.....which are also the protagonist's and his rival's name respectively.....
I don't know if their parents couldn't think of names at their birth or just having some sort of vicarious thrill to make up for their colour-blindness, that they named their children after colours they cannot distinguish but.......nice names...very....nice....namesss......kudos....
Brock doesn't look like Brock.....he has open eyes....or did I go blind mid-trailer......??
It also looks like there will be Wii-U-esque Pokémon game...Lucario vs Blaziken in that trailer....
Hmmmmm.....what could it be.............

The Zombie fetish has hit Notch! I think it's Notch...could be wrong....
The Minecraft genius made a zombie FPS...and it's free!!
It's called Shambles....try it out =)
Ahhh zombies.....it really is the zombie apocalypse isn't it guys...???
Everyone's hashing out new zombie games.....try another species sometimes!!
I'm gonna make up a new creature......I gotta...and it'll be its own genre!
Well.....it won't be long before I get distracted and start gaming....good luck to me....
It's part of the 7DFPS programme......so fun fun fun!!
One of my fave events in the world....though it's pretty new...(it's the second time if I'm not mistaken) because it shows devotion and intentness of people all around.....none of which I have in possession......though I would beg to differ........=)
I mean heck! 7 days to nail something! It's easy to make a game in 7 days but super difficult to make a GOOD one or even a playable one in 7 days =p
Kudos!

Amnesiac Donald had a farm...
Oinky-oinky-oink....
The one we've all waited for a while....years for me......hehe......
A Machine For Pigs will be here on September 10th!
Oswald Mandus has just returned from Mehheeco.....and he gets a fever.....ai ka ram ba!!
Dreaming of Vegnagun..errr...I mean a machine coming to life every night!!
It's been said that AI has improved by a lot and so these monsters are going to hunt you down so good......you'll cry.......
Well then, it's time to pee in my pants...I mean kick ass!!
It seems we would be exploring a large area, the levels would be expansive, the environment would be lush! Nice!
Can't wait!

Great stuff to look forward to, don't you think?? =)
Rock hard at Gamescom!

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