Hoo-boy!
Let me just say that ALL the games look great!
Before I get flamed for leaving some of them out....
I haven't got that good a memory.....hehehe......
It would seem that the big boys are hassling each other, insinuating stuff here and there!
My, my, my......an absolute delight for drama queens all over!
Why embarrass yourselves...??
You think you're explaining yourself but you really aren't Microsoft....
You think you're better and that they are wimpy for delivering to their fans but you really aren't Sony and nor is Microsoft wimpy....you too tried to please your fans by showing them what they wanted to see at E3...
And look what you did!
Xbox One is stuck with the Kinect! Great! XD
Nah! They say they envisioned it with the Kinect during the making...or did they....??
HMMMMMMM.............
Now what? Trying to be impress everyone with your linguistic skills??
Really guys....??
You want to know what's breathtaking??
The world of Narnia...
You want to know what's magical??
The fact that Jigglypuff can reproduce.....
It's a balloon!! You know what they make with that sort of material?? Condoms!!
It's supposed to be a contraceptive! How does proliferation come about!!???
Unless there's a hole somewhere but that's not the point now!
Speaking of which...the trailer was indeed a teaser of a Wii-U Pokémon game....it could be a fighting game..
Anyway, what's with the tension in the air?? Is something behind the scene(s) causing this?
Using these fairy tale words...sheesh....did Disney set this whole thing up....???
Is this one of those wrestling soap operas?? You go berserk on each other in the eyes of the public and are all buddy buddy backstage....?? That's donkey dung! Don't do this!
Both consoles are great! They are next-gen after all.....I'll probably get burnt saying this so yeah.......
Just be nice and do your job already! Instead of wasting precious press conference/any announcement events time slandering each other, say something more...umm....beneficial to your productivity?? Something pleasant at least....
Just stick your PS in their Box and make up already! I mean you're making yourself pretty right now with those vibrant colours (Wave Blue - Magma Red)......so go!! Might result in a PlayBox, a hybrid console.....you've been warned.
What yummy games await us....or we are waiting for....???
Dragon Age : Inquisitions......look at those pretty dragons! From what I've seen, it's better than the prequel (burn me on a stake if you want, DA II wasn't very good.....=p), it's a larger world, more dynamic, looks like there will be more interaction options and nice character design...can't wait to see the whole of it =)
Don't put dragons to shame!
inFamous : Second Son - Is it me or does Delsin look like Eddie.....?? Hehehe...anyway, gameplay looks great! Who wouldn't want superpowers and wreck havoc in a city....?? Can't wait to hear more about this!
EA is working super hard on Star Wars : Battlefront and will make our jaws drop (so they say)! Cool! Just make sure our jaws drop in amazement and not disappointment, that's our childhood there, so tread carefully! It will be released alongside the movies apparently......as a precaution maybe...hehehe?? I'm not saying I haven't got faith in them...calm down people....=p
Dark Souls II!! I've been waiting!! The super duper difficult game! So we're on a pilgrimage to find a cure for some curse...and our character will be feeling the diabolical effects throughout...just the way I like it! Oh so many creative ways to die to! This will make dying very enjoyable! What are some of the ways...?? Slipping on a banana peel would be nice.....do bananas even exist in this world.....?? This might give rise to some sort of trend in gaming....developers might start to make games with interesting deaths....who knew demise would be a hot thing someday?? Oh world....you never fail to amaze me....
Next thing you know, suicide becomes the ultimate death which gives you a really handsome trophy....and people will start hating because it's an insult to cutters.....seriously...how do you please people in this world?
Well....can't wait to join beta!!
WOOTS!! D3 - Reaper Of Souls!! A new class?? Hit me! More hardcore gameplay?? Let's do this!! New spells and abilities?? Come on! When's the release date!!???
Dear, dear Malthael, I would love to join your crusade....unfortunately I have to be the good guy....
But not in Fable Legends! HAHA! An exclusive! Stop hating you guys! Be cool!
How about another exclusive....?? I find this one interesting...=)
Seen Fighter Within?? It uses the Kinect, so that means it's time to move those arm fats! We'll be kicking and punching for realsies! Unfortunately, no real blood, only virtual one (I'm not sadistic! I swear!)...this will be intense! Real-time damage, sweat, facial impacts and other stuff people get when they get beaten! What's better?? If you lose, you have the privilege of beating up your victorious friend who's standing next to you! Now that's real alright!...........Nah......don't be that guy......you're better than that.....
I wonder...what Child Of Light will be like....
As an RPG lover, I just have to know! It's going to be like FFVI?? What can it be?? I want details! Don't make it a cliche' like a child destined to be the hero to save the world from despair as he/she is the chosen one....come on! I would rather go for the under-privileged child who traverse to discover the many fascinating uses of UV light...this game will be educational and morale-boosting and scientific!! Okay.....that will not sell.....
It looks like we'll be seeing everyone.....well, almost everyone in FFXIII-LR! They seem very pissy though, Snow, Sazh, Noel......is this another trend in the making?? Guys who throw huge bitch fits and blame everyone for everything?? Wait.......that sounds real.....
I don't remember seeing Vanille...was she in the trailer?? I saw Fang...
Sazh swore apparently...I don't know what you guys heard...but...it's alrighty!! There's always a first time for everything! Unless you count what Squall said......HAHAHA!!!! Fuckball......man you guys are hilarious!
What else....?? My favourite kids in the world!!
South Park - The Stick Of Truth! Gaining cool credits is not my thing...but heck! I'll do it in this game!
Who thinks Murasaki Baby is creepy beyond words.....???
Shame on you! We do not ever make fun of anyone who is being himself/herself!
More awesome FPSes!! Killzone - Mercenary! Titanfall!!
Shadow Of The Beast! I don't know why I thought of Predator/Po...but hey, a reboot! I haven't played the game myself....didn't know about it till now...so yep...looking forward to it.
It has the Predator-looking dude.....how can I not give it a shot.....?? =p
Games, games, GAMES!!!
Bring them on!! XD
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