Tess In 10 Seconds

Ba-boom!
Shuriken! Goukakyuu no jutsu!! Hitler ドイツ人です.....I think I got that right...??
Should probably stop with the Naruto reference........I've been playing a lot of Ninja Storm...hehe...

10 Second Ninja, another game I came across yesterday...
The Nazi meets Ninja...in a platform game where we're the ninja (the blue guy!) and the Nazi is well...the Nazi...(NPC)...
Hitler seems to be pissed because there are tweets of him being fat........well......he is....
He's Robot Hitler, doesn't have a body and floats around with that toothbrush moustache...I think that's what people call it....I'm no facial hair terminologist.....
He isn't a fan of ninjas and wants to destroy them all...clearly the Jews weren't enough to quench his thirst....or are the Jews ninjas now...?? It is possible...you don't have to be Japanese to be a ninja...
Ninjas are just assassins....who use smoke bombs and shurikens and kunai blades...and work in the shadows, move really fast.....and Jews are people......who CAN be assassins/warriors.....and they can use kugel, kosher food....(hey, they can be yummy....) to fight Nazis............what.....??
The game looks pretty intense (from the trailer) and each level is only 10 seconds long, so we'll just zig zag zoom zoom here and there over spikes and platforms, fighting mechanical Nazis....=)
Will have a chance to go up against Hitler himself and show him what a fat ----- he is......
What's wrong with being fat.......?????
Mazel tov....
What's wrong with being fat..............................????? XD

It seems that Tess was supposed to be lemon......-pursues Joel to the ends of Earth to get her revenge-
I did think of that at some point, given what a tough cookie she was...
Joel was a traitor and Ellie couldn't slay non-infected........until David happened.....tum tum tuuummm....
It would be interesting to see how things would go with this original ending.....
If we don't put realism in this of course......but if we do.....??
I mean, Tess chasing after him just for a few kicks and punches....???
You would actually go through those mushroom people just for that...??
Sure you'll say yes, if you're not the one actually doing it.......
As for Joel, going through calamity for something that might not even be the real deal....
What if Ellie transforms midway...?? Or they can't make a vaccine at all...??
If Tess wasn't a friend or didn't die.......it would probably be like this...
Joel : Screw humanity, I'm going home man.....
Everyone needs a friend to help get through tough times....motivation, encouragement, love, heart, liver and all that My Little Pony and Care Bears crap......
I would really like to see though.....more of Tess..I think that her side of the story wasn't very well presented in the game, not much on her background....she died too soon....yeah I know I emphasized this point oh so many times before....
And it would be awesome if there was someone else and not just Marlene on the semi-antagonistic side (She wasn't that baneful....was she?? Cut her some slack....)...and maybe a surprise character who turned out to be immune and could infect people and had been doing so for fun and created a whole army of them because somehow they obeyed and did the bidding of the one who infected them and tried to take over the world...OR this someone could de-infect fungus people, and so scientists decided to experiment on him/her and they tried to take over the world instead.....this is starting to sound quite JRPG-ish.....I should probably stop...=p 
So yeah, it would be interesting to see how things turn out with the original....but the selected ending ain't bad, it's pretty.......=)

Game more, it's good for health!