Just want to share something special with you guys.
I received a very interesting email this afternoon.
I don't know if this is a hoax or not so don't flame my ass.
I just think this mail is dodgy.
If it is legit, please, feel free to tell me.
Look at that business-like guy there.
A white laptop?
White shirt, white building, white walls.
A red tie and black hair?
Really dude?
Is that what Paypal looks like?
That's its avatar?
I mean, why is there the word 'Paypal' at the side of the picture?
The greeting is 'Dear Customer'.
Who does that these days?
People have names yo.
If you want their money, you should address them appropriately.
Why does the word 'Customer' have a capital C?????
Shouldn't it be lowercase?What sort of problem is my account facing anyway?
Did someone use it?
Is there a deposit of a million dollars?
Or a withdrawal of a million dollars?
It's too vague.
Give me a solid reason to click the link.
You should know by now there are lots of scammers out there who enjoy sending money-sucking links.
At the third bullet point, what's with the exclamation mark after the full stop?
I'm not being a punctuation Nazi but you know.
This is un-befitting of a formal mail.
If you're going to have a professional avatar, you should deliver a professional job.
He may look like a generic professional dude but nonetheless, a professional.
At least, a projection of one.
Give the model some credit.
I also think that it's strange that you would ask me to get more out of my account in the mail that says my account has a problem.
Jeeberz man, one thing at a time.
Calm your panties down.
If the service is good, I will go back for more.
This might not be strange to some people but it is to me.
Ohhhhhh all this bitching.
Paypal, do a better job next time if you want me to update my account.
I promise I'll do as instructed.
By the way, did I mention that I don't have a Paypal account?
Damn right it's a hoax!
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