Kunoichi With Sapphire Lightsaber

Destiny costing $500m?????????????????????????????????????????????
It better be good!
Like the high-end $500 aluminum NES.........
I'm going to say...................definitely a collector's item.
I've heard so much just this week, people saying how insane this deal is......
Not only is it not a next-gen, games are not being made for it anymore.
That point is valid, would only buy it for nostalgia's sake, just as a part of console collection.
For those complaining non-stop, don't get your panties in a bunch, ladies.
If you don't like it, don't buy it. Don't hate on those who think this is a great, loving-memories-inducing deal.
Your bitterness is not going to stop it.
To those who are getting it, get off the surgery table! Don't make your nose too high up. It's not fabulous at all.

E3! E3! E3! E3! E3! E3!
Microsoft looks all confident, new IP and sequels. No prequels brah?
Maybe some from the new studios they will be working with?
They'll be focusing on hardcore gamers.....what is their definition of a hardcore gamer?
A gamer who plays all day long?
A gamer who thinks games like Angry Birds are total BS?
A gamer who just plays and not finish his/her thesis even though it's due in six hours?
Hmmm......yeah, in the ballpark.
Never thought about it but Microsoft doesn't have a handheld....interesting.....
If they do decide to cough one out, it would probably suffer, due to the other handhelds in existence.
The human mind responds to ye olde better than newbies after all.
It's always PSP! Vita! GameBoy! DS!
Speaking of which, new Nintendo consoles?? Console with a 's'??
How many are these guys planning???!!!
Ohhh...boyyy...........
Remakes!!!
Pokémon Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire!
Although I have no idea what the names mean anymore, I'm hyped!
New story......new evolutions......new gameplay graphics......new world......
They are all new and groovy!
What does remake mean again?
Anyway! Announced in the month of May! *wink* *wink*

Fans and haters of the Dualshock 4!
Sony has spoken!!
The light bars were made for Project Morpheus.
It's not to dim your light bars, putting them in sleep mode........
It's for VR! Woots! Woots!
As for how it's done.....don't know how!
Probably an E3 topic.
Games!!! GaMeS! GAMES!!!!!!
Senran Kagura coming to NA on the Vita! An all-girl brawler, played mostly by guys! Yay!!
Not being sexist........come on, you know it's true.
Outlast: Whistleblower - Shush with your own finger.....because you don't know where that finger has been.....
Anyway, it's alright.....not downright scary but....alright.
Eddie is a douche. Just to be sure.....none of those were women? There were no females at all in the asylum??
Dude! He sawed your wiener off! And you make him your groom? Make him bleed already!
So they say they want CoD: AW to be popular like Game Of Thrones.....???
The only way to do that is to make it like Game Of Thrones......
Adding - I want to say bedroom action but the 'action' seems to take place just anywhere on the continent, outdoors, indoors, semi-outdoors-indoors......so yeah...-
Adding these actions to the game would make it just as popular.
You know....first-person-hooter.
Just do your best CoD! You'll be fine.............
Tomodachi Life - No same-sex marriage.......that's sad..........but hey!
At least, in reality, it's allowed! YAY.............................................ohhh wait......
It's too late to change it now! No worries, it's just a game anyway......
In real life though, to those cheering, boo you! Accept people for who they are! Allow it!
New Unreal Tournament! Go for it!
Telltale's Borderlands! There will be two playable characters, Rhys (miner) and Fiona (con-artist).
They look good together. Oh the excitement! 
Is Handsome Jack in it? What will the story be about??
Apparently, it takes place after Borderlands 2......
Details, details, details!
Unlike the other two, where we only play as one.
Speaking of these games, it looks like Clementine will be in a lot of doozies in the next episode.
Adventure Time: The Secret of the Nameless Kingdom will be an interesting game by the sound of it. Once again, the name is realllllllllly long........
With puzzle elements and action adventure fighting, this will be a doozy.....

Angry rambling time! Skip if you want =D
The happy news end here.
I've been fuming a lot this week. Time to give my lil ol' head a spin.
It seems that a few (quite a handful!) gamers have been stressed, excluding myself because my stress is a different kind.....
Specifically....LP-ers.
Must be tiring y'know......recording and all the work that comes with it.
It is very unfortunate that some of your fans (so-called that is) do not appreciate your hard work.
I haven't read the comment section (for playthrough videos that is, I enjoy reading comments for trailers) for a long time so I don't really know what is written until I'm informed by people, who enjoy reading them or just stumble upon them by accident.....
What have I got to say??????
LP-ers weren't born to entertain you. They have their own lives to live.
I'm just going to call these 'fans' umm.........anuses.
You know that livestream moment, when an anus or two or most likely more wants a shout-out and the LP-er gives them the stuff and makes a doo doo in the game. That or another anus just goes ahead and say he/she sucks at the game.
If you're not going to allow the player a 100% focus, you're in no position whatsoever to demand flawless gameplay. Not that you have the right to demand anything in the first place. 
Yes, it is their job, but the JOB entails playing games (Which they are already doing!), entertaining people (Which they are already doing! If some don't find the videos delightful enough, it's clearly not your kind of humour, look for another, anus!) and having fun (Which they can't when anuses cramp their style).
Complaining that the videos are not quality enough? Not enjoying the game like they used to?
So, they try to record it when they are in a better state of mind! But then, anuses start saying they don't deliver enough! What do you want them to do exactly?
Just like some people at the lab......you want me to do a mapping of the molecule but you won't give me access to the machine! What do you want exactly!!!??? Jeeberz, you suck!
I know I blow but you tools suck! Booooooooooooooooo!
Best wishes to all gamers/LP-ers. Hope you don't need pills to calm your nerves down.

Happy Mother's Day!
If your mum is a gamer, lots of interesting stuff to get her.
If not, ehhhhh......there are lots of stuff too........good luck figuring out! =D
I'm the worst gift-giver in the universe.
Well, have a great weekend! Stay kewl!