Monday, July 8, 2013

The Dwarf's Destiny

Well well well, how has the FPS business been doing?

Battlefield 4 is amazing, and with the Frostbite 3 engine??
Every graphics whore is on his/her knees...XD
Destiny?????
I think it looks great so far.
Once again, we have the privilege of controlling humans/humanoids...
I would really love to play as the 4-armed Terminator-looking guys...
Who wouldn't want to control two weapons at once and the other two arms to disengage enemies when close-ranged?? -Tear them to bits after shooting their innards out, why not....-
Controlling four rifles at once could work, but you might shoot your eyes out instead....I know I will.
Points for weapon designs, not generic, I'll take that!
Has some 'shocking' features to some weapons, inflicting other than bullet damage.
A call-out to aliens from a guy with a duty in a foreign world, it's a miracle!

Miss Kingdom Hearts??
Want the 3rd addition so bad??
Well, it's still in development!
Still haven't got a clue why Sora has Master Eraqus's keyblade!
BUT, would you quench yourself with an online KH??
Kingdom Hearts X -chi-
You would?? Great!
Here's next!
It's only in Japan! かんたんじゃないよ!
No words on its release in NA............................yet.
It's like Chain of Memories, as in it's card-based.
The announced worlds are those of Aladdin, Alice and Snow White.
A beta-test will be initiated at some point.
So wait up!

Boy! The drought is getting to me......=p
Will probably post some REAL reviews =p
Apparently, Razer doesn't make PS equipment because MinLiangTan rarely play with his PS3.
And now everyone (by that I mean PS worshippers are flaming him.....).
What are you going to do??
Bash him in the head with a PS3??? That's a pretty expensive divine punishment.
Sheesh, cut him some slack, he said he's going to pick it up for The Last Of Us!
It's like me getting punched and ground by crazy devout people.
Can my nose be any more crooked???
Heck! I have Kefka's nose!
I bet lots of people who own different gaming devices have one which they don't use often....
I rarely use the toilet bowl but that doesn't mean I don't pee.......wait..that didn't come out right....
I do use my consoles evenly...................I think.......

*Yeah, I notice I make grammatical errors at times, I just shift my focus too fast and type really quick so....ooopppssss....#ADHD

Have fun and stay cool mateys!

Sunday, July 7, 2013

Sword In My Face

A new Pokémon has been revealed!
New Pokémon limited editions have been announced!

It's called Honedge (I get it, it's a pun!).
It's a sword =_=.....enough said.
A Steel-Ghost elemental one, looks like Vayne's sword when it's sheathed or Ultima Weapon.
What are the odds it knows Sword Dance... =p
It's pretty much a sword dancing already.....
It's scared of Fairy-types..................ahhhhhhh.................nah.
If anything, Fairies will be impaled real bad (BWAHAHAHAHA!! You're DEAD Jigglypuff you bitch!!!)
Are we going to have a shield-looking one next??
What are they going to call it??
Proface? Hanknight? Metapro?? Espionawen!!??? (*Marvel* *wink* *wink*)
Gonna have fun with this one XD



Two bundles of specially-designed 3DS-XL available for fans.
A deep blue one with Xerneas and Yveltal and the starters' shadows and the gold one with forest and shadows of Xerneas/Yveltal/starters printed on it.
Each comes with either X or Y and a 4GB SD card.
Unfortuntely, the gold one is available in selected Pokémon Centre stores.
Boo-hoo....it's pretty...?? I don't know, not a huge fan of gold (colour and metal and heart =p)...


What's next?
A new crime-solving game, Face Noir.
It's like the Women's Murder Club except we'll be controlling a testosterone-er vessel.
His name, Jack. Jack Del Nero.
A game by Mad Orange.
It all starts in New York, in bad shape due to the Great Depression.
Our guy will be investigating murder which will spin into several deep, dark secrets...
Oooooooo.....................
Play it yo!

Saturday, July 6, 2013

Persian Ninja In Combat

Naruto Shippuden : Ultimate Ninja Storm 3 Full Burst for the PC. 
If you have the console version, then you'll have to get the DLC for the extra content. 
And I thought I could get away without a DLC for this game =p
The extra content features the threesome (not that kind....=_=) arc, Itachi-Sasuke-Kabuto in a head-on rumble!
No spoilers here, so read the manga/watch the anime to catch up on the Uchiha affairs.....
Sasuke being a good guy after all that.......do you trust him?? =p
Wonder what'll happen if Sasuke is terminated from the series??
All hell will break lose, with fangirls setting HQ on fire, burning Kishimoto alive probably......
Baka-yaro!!! Konou-yaro!!!



Who's up for the Halo 4 Global Championship????
Five weeks worth of shooting/assassination on the Xbox Live, starting on the 15th of July.
More details on the website about the prizes and regulations.
Sign up now!  

One of my favourite gory games, now on Steam, Mortal Kombat Komplete Edition, featuring Kim Kardashian -included-due-to-their-obsession-with-the-letter-K-, nah! You wish! 
Though it will be hilarious. Her fatality move?? ASSet Makeover! Butt explosion! Name-FUCKED!
This package has all the DLCs released before, so yeah the whole package.
So as usual, there's Story Mode, Tag-Team, Challenge Tower, Multiplayer Mode, so gather up your buddies and splash some innards and blood all around.

So who's big on mobile games?
You love Prince of Persia??
Then get ready for PoP - The Shadow and the Flame for your talkie talkie gadget (Android/iOS) at $2.99, with 3D visuals.....
This is the sequel to the PoP - Classic, so the saga continues!
Featuring a new combat system, higher number of enemies per row, an all new combo system.

How's it going with FFXIV-ARR??
I would say a huge improvement from FFXIV.
Graphics, as superb as ever, sound/music, good, more sidequests and new features.
That's how the game is rolling. 
Can gather up party members very easily for a quest, useful for busy players.
For those complaining how easy the game is right now, make it hard on yourselves by not using the shortcuts given, that's all I can say XD

Who loves Twilight?
Yeah, nobody. (Shut up ladies!)
Anyway, a stealth vampire action game DARK is available now for the PC (on Steam) and Xbox 360.
Will be playing as Eric Bane (protagonist), a mighty, powerful vampire in a high-end techie world.
There's some serious conspiracy going on and we have to use our vampiric awesomeness to find out what's going on stealthily within the government and some other ancient vampires' involvement. 
The Volturi???!!! NO way!
Try it before passing judgement though....=p



Thursday, July 4, 2013

Independence!!

Happy 4th of July gamers!!

Play the most patriotic games of your life!
Or be all nostalgic and play the classics!

Yep, talking about FFVII release on the Steam. 

Have fun with that!
For those insisting on a remake, ohhhh boy......
Would you settle for Steam-ing?

More on FFXIII-LR!
Hope looks like.....uhhhhh............find out yourself!
Fang is back!!!!! Noel is being....I don't know!
The Divine Task trailer.
Not sure if I can link it from my blog.
We have to deal with the Tree Of Life (FFIX??? Nah! It's Yggdrasil.) giving it life using the Eradia.

Well, since it's the game drought season, nothing to do but analyze trailers, replay old/new games and do this and that. XD
The Walking Dead -400 Days- is finally here!!
Ready to make bad choices??
I'm game!

I'm working on getting LPs done! 
Hope they are enough to make your day! =p

Tuesday, July 2, 2013

Cloudy Ghosts

YES!!
Final Fantasy VII is coming back with next-gen graphics!
It is so refined, you can see how Cloud really looks like!
Lightning! He has pink hair and well, an exact carbon copy of Lightning.
So that's how he managed to get into the Don's mansion!
Yeah you wish!
A Final Fantasy XII - Lightning Returns pre-order special where you'll get Cloud Strife's getup.
1st Class SOLDIER uniform, the Buster Sword (Oh yeah!) and Soldier Band.
It also comes with the FFVII Victory Fanfare!
Lightning has the exact victory pose and battle stance as Cloud, something everyone has had in their thoughts since they first saw Lightning.
Now available for $59.99.....



What else??
COD-GHOSTS has a pre-order special itself, featuring a multiplayer bonus map, Free Fall.
How does it work???
Ever-changing environment during combat.
Shattered skyscraper, glass floors...etc..it just keeps changing..
We get to see how truly dynamic the game is....=D

I'm sure everyone has heard, dear old Don Mattrick (hope I got the name right) is going over to Zynga.
Who knows what's going on....??
Ditching the Xbox One in the time of utmost need??
Well.....what's going on behind the scene??
Nah!! He's just interested in partner-ing up with Mark Pincus....
Or is he.....???
Want to invest in Farmville instead of Halo, yeah that sounds right.....
After all, Halo is dying, but Farmville, as long as you have 'friends', your 'business' booms...
Yeah......right....... 
Catch my drift mates??