Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Deus Ex Machina

With RTX 2013 going on....what's new???

Lots of stuff!!!
Razer......*drool* *howl*.......
ASUS's new gaming laptop, G750JH, even slimmer and more focused on gaming needs....
4th Gen Intel Core and Nvidia-packed, with dual fans, with really good sound system (SonisMaster and ROG AudioWizard), fancier cloud-gaming =D

Ubisoft has announced something for Tom Clancy - The Division (an online, open world RPG) and Splinter Cell Blacklist.
The Division is about how humans succumb to their weakness.....what's mine??
What's yours...?? =p
A deadly virus (the chimera version of the influenza, makes people vulnerable to infections, kind of like AIDS only you don't have to have sex to get it.....) spreads in the city of New York (always the first to fall....hehehe...) and we play as an agent to go there and calm them the fuck down....
As everyone is going primal, time to tranquilize them yes??
We also have track the source of this madness down..??
Sounds cool? Yeah, we're comparable to the CIA and FBI...
A super dynamic and fluid environment by the sounds of it as we could enter buildings, find gears lying around and using them to upgrade our weapons, discovering hidden secrets...
Agents would be using SmartWatches to gather data on the environment and to communicate with others..
What's the PvP feature going to be like...??
Depending on how you deal with others, the city could flourish or burn in hell, talk about pressure....
Comrade or enemy, wow...bad decision-making skills put to test here =p
BTW, we're not limited to servers, so game on!! 



The Splinter Cell Blacklist - Sam Fischer once again!
There will be a voice-command feature to summon allies and the Kinect helps in distracting enemies.
How does it work...?? Like this maybe??


Deus Ex - The Fall is coming to iOS this Thursday...oooooo.....
Apparently, it's really good, gotta try it out!

Can't wait for the GTA-V gameplay video!!
Woot!!!
Let us sink into the first diverse, dynamic world of GTA!

Anyone enjoying Animal Crossing - New Leaf??
Head for Nintendo's Town, where all the Infected, I mean mushrooms are scattered all over the streets...and watch out for Luigi's Mansion!
Good!
Enjoying Cube World??
Sweet, sweet cubic, polygonal RPG! 
Who's excited about Alien Rage???

Have fun!!

Tuesday, July 9, 2013

Where's the keyhole???

News flash for KH fans!

As you know, KH - HD 1.5 ReMIX will be released soon (Sep 2013), it serves as an informant on the history of the Keyblade/their masters and how all installments relate to each other.
Does it stop there???
NO! Not by a long shot.......
There's news by Tetsuya Nomura on the remaster of KH-BBS and KH-ReCoded before the release of KH III......say what??? Does this mean I have to replay them??
I'm not a graphics whore...but...they are gamessss........geeegggaaggggahhhhhhh.....
Are you happy bros?? XD
Don't go around flaming that you want a remake of FFVII instead.....
You just want to see how Cloud looks like in a dress in HD right?? That's it??
Well, he looks like Lightning...there you go!
How else could he have gotten into Don Corneo's mansion?
Or you can mod the game.....not original enough?? Well....deal with it!
KH III has been in development for awhile, it's in the test phase in fact.....

So the main story of KH III is Sora is looking for the 'light key'....what is it?
No idea! Who knows??? Nor does Sora...what does it open?? Where is it??? Goddammit!
Gameplay of KH III is a huge step-up from KH-3D, said Nomura.
There is also discussion on including new worlds like the world of Frozen and Star Wars maybe?
Sounds good??
Don't kid-dify Star Wars! Don't want a Darth Vader with a pacifier instead of a lightsaber.....
Make it cool but not kid-dish......I don't know!
If you can pull it off, why not???
There might be a voice-recognition feature to the game, so we could command Donald and Goofy...
That's new, impersonate Donald, that'll make your day =p
Kairi's role is still a mystery.........

What would you like to see in KH III???

Have fun yo!!

Monday, July 8, 2013

The Dwarf's Destiny

Well well well, how has the FPS business been doing?

Battlefield 4 is amazing, and with the Frostbite 3 engine??
Every graphics whore is on his/her knees...XD
Destiny?????
I think it looks great so far.
Once again, we have the privilege of controlling humans/humanoids...
I would really love to play as the 4-armed Terminator-looking guys...
Who wouldn't want to control two weapons at once and the other two arms to disengage enemies when close-ranged?? -Tear them to bits after shooting their innards out, why not....-
Controlling four rifles at once could work, but you might shoot your eyes out instead....I know I will.
Points for weapon designs, not generic, I'll take that!
Has some 'shocking' features to some weapons, inflicting other than bullet damage.
A call-out to aliens from a guy with a duty in a foreign world, it's a miracle!

Miss Kingdom Hearts??
Want the 3rd addition so bad??
Well, it's still in development!
Still haven't got a clue why Sora has Master Eraqus's keyblade!
BUT, would you quench yourself with an online KH??
Kingdom Hearts X -chi-
You would?? Great!
Here's next!
It's only in Japan! かんたんじゃないよ!
No words on its release in NA............................yet.
It's like Chain of Memories, as in it's card-based.
The announced worlds are those of Aladdin, Alice and Snow White.
A beta-test will be initiated at some point.
So wait up!

Boy! The drought is getting to me......=p
Will probably post some REAL reviews =p
Apparently, Razer doesn't make PS equipment because MinLiangTan rarely play with his PS3.
And now everyone (by that I mean PS worshippers are flaming him.....).
What are you going to do??
Bash him in the head with a PS3??? That's a pretty expensive divine punishment.
Sheesh, cut him some slack, he said he's going to pick it up for The Last Of Us!
It's like me getting punched and ground by crazy devout people.
Can my nose be any more crooked???
Heck! I have Kefka's nose!
I bet lots of people who own different gaming devices have one which they don't use often....
I rarely use the toilet bowl but that doesn't mean I don't pee.......wait..that didn't come out right....
I do use my consoles evenly...................I think.......

*Yeah, I notice I make grammatical errors at times, I just shift my focus too fast and type really quick so....ooopppssss....#ADHD

Have fun and stay cool mateys!

Sunday, July 7, 2013

Sword In My Face

A new Pokémon has been revealed!
New Pokémon limited editions have been announced!

It's called Honedge (I get it, it's a pun!).
It's a sword =_=.....enough said.
A Steel-Ghost elemental one, looks like Vayne's sword when it's sheathed or Ultima Weapon.
What are the odds it knows Sword Dance... =p
It's pretty much a sword dancing already.....
It's scared of Fairy-types..................ahhhhhhh.................nah.
If anything, Fairies will be impaled real bad (BWAHAHAHAHA!! You're DEAD Jigglypuff you bitch!!!)
Are we going to have a shield-looking one next??
What are they going to call it??
Proface? Hanknight? Metapro?? Espionawen!!??? (*Marvel* *wink* *wink*)
Gonna have fun with this one XD



Two bundles of specially-designed 3DS-XL available for fans.
A deep blue one with Xerneas and Yveltal and the starters' shadows and the gold one with forest and shadows of Xerneas/Yveltal/starters printed on it.
Each comes with either X or Y and a 4GB SD card.
Unfortuntely, the gold one is available in selected Pokémon Centre stores.
Boo-hoo....it's pretty...?? I don't know, not a huge fan of gold (colour and metal and heart =p)...


What's next?
A new crime-solving game, Face Noir.
It's like the Women's Murder Club except we'll be controlling a testosterone-er vessel.
His name, Jack. Jack Del Nero.
A game by Mad Orange.
It all starts in New York, in bad shape due to the Great Depression.
Our guy will be investigating murder which will spin into several deep, dark secrets...
Oooooooo.....................
Play it yo!

Saturday, July 6, 2013

Persian Ninja In Combat

Naruto Shippuden : Ultimate Ninja Storm 3 Full Burst for the PC. 
If you have the console version, then you'll have to get the DLC for the extra content. 
And I thought I could get away without a DLC for this game =p
The extra content features the threesome (not that kind....=_=) arc, Itachi-Sasuke-Kabuto in a head-on rumble!
No spoilers here, so read the manga/watch the anime to catch up on the Uchiha affairs.....
Sasuke being a good guy after all that.......do you trust him?? =p
Wonder what'll happen if Sasuke is terminated from the series??
All hell will break lose, with fangirls setting HQ on fire, burning Kishimoto alive probably......
Baka-yaro!!! Konou-yaro!!!



Who's up for the Halo 4 Global Championship????
Five weeks worth of shooting/assassination on the Xbox Live, starting on the 15th of July.
More details on the website about the prizes and regulations.
Sign up now!  

One of my favourite gory games, now on Steam, Mortal Kombat Komplete Edition, featuring Kim Kardashian -included-due-to-their-obsession-with-the-letter-K-, nah! You wish! 
Though it will be hilarious. Her fatality move?? ASSet Makeover! Butt explosion! Name-FUCKED!
This package has all the DLCs released before, so yeah the whole package.
So as usual, there's Story Mode, Tag-Team, Challenge Tower, Multiplayer Mode, so gather up your buddies and splash some innards and blood all around.

So who's big on mobile games?
You love Prince of Persia??
Then get ready for PoP - The Shadow and the Flame for your talkie talkie gadget (Android/iOS) at $2.99, with 3D visuals.....
This is the sequel to the PoP - Classic, so the saga continues!
Featuring a new combat system, higher number of enemies per row, an all new combo system.

How's it going with FFXIV-ARR??
I would say a huge improvement from FFXIV.
Graphics, as superb as ever, sound/music, good, more sidequests and new features.
That's how the game is rolling. 
Can gather up party members very easily for a quest, useful for busy players.
For those complaining how easy the game is right now, make it hard on yourselves by not using the shortcuts given, that's all I can say XD

Who loves Twilight?
Yeah, nobody. (Shut up ladies!)
Anyway, a stealth vampire action game DARK is available now for the PC (on Steam) and Xbox 360.
Will be playing as Eric Bane (protagonist), a mighty, powerful vampire in a high-end techie world.
There's some serious conspiracy going on and we have to use our vampiric awesomeness to find out what's going on stealthily within the government and some other ancient vampires' involvement. 
The Volturi???!!! NO way!
Try it before passing judgement though....=p