Friday, July 19, 2013

Johnny The Teenage Adventurer

Johnny Gat is back in Saints Row IV!
Not in zombified form though, looking very sleek in fact....surprise surprise!
(This is a no-spoiler blog.......sorta...)
Ahhh.....save people from an alien invasion (from Zinyak!)......why don't people like being probed??
I want this game now!
Superpowers, lightsabers, aliens and mental politicians wrapped in one game....just gimme already!

Pokémon X and Y not here soon enough??
How about Pokémon Rumble U??
It's like Skylanders, an NFC-type of game...you get these Pokémon figurines and plant them and battle it out with your friend....
Is this going to be the hot new game genre??
Will be available on the 15th August, for die-hard Pokémon fans who are dating and kissing their Pokémons in their DS, threatening to cut themselves if they don't see Pokémon X and Y right now, throwing their innards out as if they were in Pokéballs to show them how much they love Pokémon as innards resemble them somewhat, going around saying Digimons are trash (THEY ARE NOT YOU BASTARD!!) and Pokémons will rule the world.........something like that.....calling me an asshole because I apparently say mean stuff about Pokémons....(I don't people, chill-ax!)....

Adventure Time with Finn and Jake! -Explore The Dungeon Because I Don't Know!-
Yeah a pretty long name........is the game long enough to keep us busy?
We'll find out.......
A dungeon crawler for the PS3/Xbox/Wii U/3DS!
Able to control our heroic bros/gals and yummy friends (Cinnamon Bun......yummm....)....
Team up with friends and conquer over 100 levels...wooooo................
Something to get stuck with in a room...
Upgrade your imagination.....oooo...and beat the hell out of the monsters!!
Pick treasures up, that's what adventurers do right...?? 
Pick food dropped by dead enemies and eat it......well...whatever suits your tummy.......
Summon familiars to fight alongside! Ooooo......not good enough!
Need something more hardcore in this game!

How about an indie game???
LONG STORY......about an adolescent girl who just wants to have fun...yeah..like whatever.....
A dating simulation....(not going as far as Harvest Moon....=p).....don't necessarily have to be heterosexual....*wink* *wink*.....
The usual bitchy girl group loves bullying the protagonist, jocks being stupid and a missing person???
There are clues left in your locker about this missing girl....are you going to find her...??
Can't blame her for wanting to go missing.......with all the retards hanging around in school. Graduating from a school called Weasel Heights.......why can't all schools have cool names...??
Would love for a school to be Ivan Tarratt High.........say that super fast......=p
Relive your high school years by playing this game.......well mine was a 'fun' ride......
Keep an eye out!

State Of Decay coming to PC.....
Are you guys satisfied now..????? XD

Thursday, July 18, 2013

Pimp My Dragon's Wolf

EVO 2013!!
Who will be named champion this year???

Blanka??
Chun Li?
Ryu??
Astaroth?
Cassandra?
Magneto?
Tokido? FNEX??
Storm??
Batman??
Nina?
Jason?
Yukiko?
Teddie?
Peter? Billy? Bob?
Peter Bob??

We'll find out soon..................
Killer Instinct did spark something in me.
I would lovvveeee to play as Sabrewulf.
Not much observable battle damage though.....would love some more of those....there is blood but no bruises.....I'm just saying! I'm not remotely disturbed!
You know, like SoulCalibur, a character starts out fully-armoured and somehow ends in nothing but a piece of rag....that sort of damage...
Will have to wait for that! 

Ubisoft isn't going to make something new...instead they will add on to existing franchises!
Far Cry 4 coming up!!
More dragons?? XD

Review/comment/rant/whatever time!
A classic......
GrimGrimoire, a strategy game (like Plants Vs Zombies) where you have to conjure/summon portals/creatures to aid in your fights against the devils, which have been unleashed onto school grounds....
We play as Lillet Blan, a girl who has been accepted into the Magic Academy.
The beginning of the game gives you that Hogwarts-y feel....yeah...somewhat...as you are greeted by your Headmaster, Gammel Dore (familiar enough??), who defeated the Great Archmage, and has since dedicated his life to raising young ones to be sufficiently prepared to fight such dark wizards (really??)....
As you proceed, you get artifacts or learn new enchantments and so you'll be able to summon more powerful creatures/assistants like dragons which are powerhouses (HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE DRAGONS!! I ADORE THEM IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED *previous posts*)...
There are four types of grimoires you can conjure being Glamour, Necromancy, Sorcery and Alchemy, each has several runes which summon certain familiars.
Mana is required to summon and also to level up your runes, and it's harvested in the form of crystals using the lowest-levelled familiar...like elves and ghosts.
You start out with elves, who help with repair works, healing and harvesting and fairies which aid in offense.
When you have enough Mana, level up your runes and you'll unlock better abilities for the familiars of that rune.
You'll meet some sketchy characters on the way (your teachers, not as creepy as mine though), you want to know who the bad guy is? Well, follow your Harry Potter instinct and you'll know for sure....
Advocat is the villain......or is he.......???
It gets harder every level, so it's pretty good if you need a challenge, or for casual gaming.
Voice-acting is pretty good actually, can be a little stiff at times (emotionless Headmaster), very pretty, colourful backgrounds. 
It was made by Vanillaware right?? Similar art to Dragon's Crown =D
Try it out! 


Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Glitchy Time Witch!

Another DLC for our enjoyment!!!
For Dishonored, -The Brigmore Witches- where we'll be fighting Ultimecia.............nah! But I'll be talking about some time-related stuff shortly *wink* *wink*.....
This DLC concludes the crazy narrative of Knife of Dunwall to an end (says the source).
Daud sets out to eliminate Delilah, the top bitch (I'm assuming she's a lady....) of the Brigmore Witch coven, who'll execute some sort of ritual soon which will doom our hero =D
We'll be going through the untouched areas we had seen in Dunwall (wink!), leading to the witch's lair...
If you got the Dunwall DLC, you can carry over some stuff like weapons, item upgrades, powers, Chaos level (oooooo......) and the decisions made.....
Neat? Great!
To be available on August 14th!!

Another limited edition merchandise!! Pockets get emptied so easily these days......
For ACIV-Black Flag........
Includes an art book, a black pirate flag (ARR!), a figurine (Wow! 18' Kenway! NO dirty thoughts!! =p), the soundtrack (Yo ho yo ho, a pirate's life for me!)......
Get yours if you're interested!!!

The glitch!! Or trick....I don't know what you call it but you get stuff!
Duplicating items in Animal Crossing - New Leaf!
Haha! 
If you have save files to spare, try it out =p
It can be pretty tricky XD
Not very safe to experiment on your hard-earned file....
I've been there.....it was an RPG ('an' sounds better!!).....I.......I........had to play it all over again!! Waaaaa......

Any thoughts on Time And Eternity??
It has got time travel in it! How fun!
Combat system is Pokémon-ish, semi-side-view but real-time...
The story is hilarious! I'm sorry if you're offended but yeah....
Zack the Knight is to be married to Princess Toki but gets killed by ninjas (haha!) during the ceremony, so Towa (Toki transformed!) busted the ninjas' balls and turned back time to save him but he got trapped in her pet, Drake's (DRAGON!! YAAAYYYY!!) body somehow....
You'll be controlling Toki (long-ranged, magic!) or her alter ego Towa (close combat, of course the rash one is the close-ranged one, #classicclassification).....
You'll be traveling through different times, learn more about you time-controlling fiancee, at least she's not trying to control him, be the dominant one in the relationship (can't say that for her alter ego...)......interesting yes??
Can't wait to see how this game plays out =D

Woots!! A Lego game not based on other stories.....but the Lego movie with its own.....story...... which...doesn't have....other known characters....something like that....I hope I'm being clear.....
So, a Lego game based on the movie! The LEGO MOVIE VIDEO-GAME......
There will be 90 characters! With cameos here and there....and fifteen levels....
We'll be controlling Emmet who is mistaken as the key to saving the world......
A classic, nobody becomes somebody XD
So he'll go and fight the head honcho villain....somehow....

These are some stuff to look forward to.....
Still waiting for more FPS news!
Last I heard was the creator of Destiny saying 'Destiny isn't Halo!'.
We get it, kind sir! 
PS4 controller can pick up emotions/manifestation of emotions (sweat, yum...)....
New Mass Effect!! To include old characters or not......?? Yes please!
Porno meets VG!! I'm getting the Oculus Rift!!
Of course not just for that reason............it's a cool piece =D

San Diego ComicCon!
Here I come!

Tuesday, July 16, 2013

Human With A Martian's Instinct

Another DLC for Injustice - GAU!!
Whoopee!! As if they (Batgirl, Scorpion....more) aren't enough!!
Another character.............
Martian Manhunter!
Why not Krypto?? =p
Dynamic pee attack....that sounds great!
Or Pandora......???
Bloody box attack........I don't know....
Well.....Martian Manhunter has some moves, though I didn't go 'whoa'....
Teleportation.....elastic arms.......didn't get much from the trailer....
We'll see how well he plays....

A new Street Fighter??
Ultra Street Fighter IV??
Either as a stand-alone (previous DLCs included) or an upgrade....
Another DLC....how about that.....
With five new characters/challengers (Hugo, Poison, Elena, Rolento, the fifth one..???), new backgrounds (six), new gameplay based on what fans asked for.....I asked for 3D battling.... =p
Didn't see that in the trailer...=p
But then it wouldn't be a classic......but isn't that alrighty-ish....???
What they did was balance out the characters, so they would have even chances of winning...???
Don't know how that works......thought it was all about the dexterity of the player...XD
They made improvements to Chun Li, Dudley, T-Hawk and Balrog but degraded Cammy (awww..)
The fifth newbie is a totally new one, never before seen Street Fighter-er......
Speculation...??
A green-haired girl named Ivy?? A blue-haired guy named Osea..?? 
Poison....it feels like I've seen lots of pink/red-ish-haired girls named Poison in the game industry....
I could be wrong.....but....heh......so familiar...hmmm...........

Chief Thunder in Killer Instinct???
He looks like the Ice Titan in the trailer I reckon....
Recognized only by his axe.....
I'm quite the blind one so yeah....

Look at this!
Pokémon meets Skyrim, now we can summon Pikachu to fight for us!
By DJSuperGenius.
Fun mod (on Steam)! Find one, kill it, loot it for Pokébook and you can throw it out there to fight!
We get to fight Team Rocket too......sheeshaz......
Some people haves loading issues though........but works fine for some......
Trying to patch mine up now....



Keep an eye out for them!!

Sunday, July 14, 2013

Smash The Comic Duck 女神

Yeah! San Diego ComicCon!! Who's going??
Can't wait for that!!
Look at all the figurines! Favourite characters coming to life!
And the awesome Cosplayers......
What/who will I be dressed as??
A ginormous, nerdy, otaku douche....there you go XD
I don't know yet......or do I...??
Anyone who's going will find out.....or will you.....??

Highlights of the week!

New Pokémons (X and Y) have been revealed!! If anyone's interested.....
Clouds, squid-bird hybrid and a barbaric panda....
Let's see....Swirlix, Inkay, Malamar (evolved Inkay), Spritzee and Pangoro (evolved Pancham).
A new Fairy-type, Spritzee (Y-exclusive), like always, the cute one can attract the opposite.....geeegggaa....why....?
It can also heal its allies......like a F-A-I-R-Y......Fairy Tail!! =D
Swirlix (X-exclusive) is a piece of cloud which drains opponent's HP every turn, and keep allies awake....
Inkay/Malamar (dark/psychic), best at hypnotizing (evolved form) and drains will-power....great, just what we need =p
Pangoro (fighting/dark), need I say more...?? A more brutal Kung Fu Panda...that's all....eats bamboo leaves which help predict the opponent's next move....?? I wish I had that sort of power.....but with potato chips.....
The new villain, Team Flare, well no one is as lame as Jessie and James....=p
Our new professor, Augustine Sycamore......errr..........
O-Powers increases experience gained and chances of capturing wild Pokémons and Wonder Trade makes trading fun.......I only trade for evolution, never for the sake of getting a better Pokémon, hey I spent a great deal of time EV-leveling them!! XD
Not too bad for a weak memory.....I think...did I miss something?? 

Pikmin friends are coming to Super Smash Bros!!
Sergeant Olimar and his friends.......woot!!
Would love to see more from Sonic.....how about Shadow???
Or Bayonetta.....??? Hehehehe.....
Have been hearing something about the Wii Fit Lady.....
Sheesh guys..... XD
You just have to put it out there.....hahaahaha!!

DuckTales - ReMastered, to be released on the 13th/14th/15th of August (PC/PSN/Nintendo, boxed versions come later, around ~20th?).
11th of September for XBLA.........haha???
Another wave of nostalgia, right in my face...
I spent hours jumping around back then, screw homework! =p 
Heck! I drew Scrooge on my Biology sheet and handed it in.
Never seen a duck that wears clothes and loves money? Here you go, Mr -------!!

Shin Megami Tensei IV will be here soon! 
Bigger dungeons, stronger demons, epic arcs, what else?
Something different from previous installments......sick plot twists...???
Time to make bad decisions!!
Let's end the world, samurai-style......

Rockstar will be bringing possibly GTA-V and Red Dead Redemption to PC and more of the latest titles to come.....
Are PC-ers happy now??
After complaining for years........XD