Nightmare Of The Fallen Titan

It is indeed Halloweenie!
The horror is going around....OUCH!

Exclusives have been announced and the people have gone maaaaaaaaad!
Titanfall, for the Xbox One/PC, the thing is those guys only.....guess who's pissed?
ACIV DLC, for the PS only.......guess who...?? XD
ACIV is a really great game, better than III but then again it could be that effect you know, the predecessor lacked certain features which makes IV looks a whole lot better now and more drool-inducing....
They did that on purpose!! It's a conspiracy I tell you!!
It's a way to keep people interested!
Ahh well, they should have merged the two.....
The whole pirate thing is working for me so far....
Love the blowpipe.....no other meaning intended here......
Ohhhh the terror!! Garrrghghhh..........
The Pokémon writer, Takeshi Shudo has left us......he left Ash.....
Ash will forever be trapped in his 10-year-old body now! He'll forever lose tournaments!
He's still not a Pokémon master!! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
Dammit Ash!! Your level of lameness is on the worst side of the scale that you gave the guy a haemorrhage!
Alrighty......joke aside, Shudo was brilliant, this is a huge loss......

Dead Rising 3 DLC - Yay or nay?
You know the deal! All that Season Pass crap......
Buy in bulk equals happy + bonus Nick Ramos stuff, doing otherwise equals happy + lighter pocket.
It's still Gil to me and the game is not even out yet....
They feature untold stories (of Los Perdidos), new gameplay, characters, missions and more.......
A recap :
Bonus - Muscle car, Nick Ramos costume
Pack 1 -Operation Broke Eagle
Pack 2 - Fallen Angel
Pack 3 - Chaos Rising
Pack 4 - Last Agent
I don't know what the 'more' is all about but if they say more zombies per screen one more time.....
How much more can you squeeze onto the screen.....?? XD
Not all zombies are size zero you know......
Not that I've seen obese zombies.....but you know....
I would love it if one of the developers would consider this...*wink* *wink* *hint* *hint*
Bloaters don't count! They are not really zombies!
Yeah well, if the zombies all attack at once, making the game harder, sure.....
But if they are just there for the sake of being there....yeah, no way it's going to matter...
And of course....The Walking Dead - Season 2!
Clem is back to kick rotten ass!
How will she fare in this fucked up world?
Are Krista and Omar in this with her? 
Why is it that people are turning into zombies??
Why don't people ever use the word 'zombie' during the apocalypse??
What is wrong with the Governor?
He should go a step further and make a zombie collection...not just their heads, their bodies! Come on....
I'm too hungry for candies to figure this out.

How about some more treats?


Another game film!
Heavenly Sword, it's Nariko and her sword...yeah...that's it.
It's a great game, sad ending.....
Not going to spoil the story......I do wonder though if it's exactly that story told in the game...
The Witcher 3 has no DRM.....
Can you hear the music that is joy??? 
The sound of trolls banging each other.....

R.I.P Takeshi Shudo....you'll not be forgotten!

Happy Halloween guys!

Nope! That cone is not part of his costume =D
Just trying to stop him from scratching his eyes because he gets too rough and hurts them...
If they do decide to terminate Riley, I'll pee profusely through my eyes....
Reason?? Riley reminds me of Seifer.....

Have fun trick-a-treating, scaring lil kids, something like that =)

The Horror That Is Riley's Destiny

What is this talk about killing Riley???
Don't doooooo iiitttttt...........doooooooooo itttttt.............?
You'll make everyone hate you, CoD.....as if people don't already....
To the point of calling your fans casual gamers.........ummm..........
If you say so.....
Okay, you want to go with the 'It's not a real dog' argument.....let's hope that works.....
Just so you know, humans have the tendency to overreact, PETA might just create a virtual PETA organization and hack into the game and kill off your soldiers, yeah...aggressivity is a thing....
Or they'll just go burn every gamer's house down....I don't think they're that crazy but you know...we'll never know......
You're aiming for sentiments? So people will find this game a memorable one...?? Aiming for drama maybe??
That might work with some people.........of course things can go both ways....
Aerith's death for example, sparks tears of sorrow and also joy......yes....joy....not a typo, or just un-feeling...
Some people just hate her....and they're usually Team CloudxTifa.....yeah...it's a weird thing that exists....
Some people don't care because the team still kicks ass without her.....
A dead healer is not a healer.......she's a zombie....
My buddy cried and he called me a monster for not doing so the first time we played...... 
Well....I'm not! I'm just..............I don't know!
It's hard to feel!! With them looking block-like....like LEGO people....
It's like stabbing LEGO pieces....nothing happens! 
Indeed, nothing happens......she doesn't bleed....*hint*...*hint*
Sephiroth sashimi-ies her well.......
And then Cloud ditches her into that pond/lake/water thingy.....call it whatever you want, it's water....
Dead bodies decay in there...blood or no blood...
Are you saying Ancients are special???!!
She haunts you in Advent Children! What else do you want?? She's everywhere!!! She's not dead!
And so!!!! Do whatever you want with Riley.....you'll get love and hate no matter what...
This world is cool like that you know....
There is dog-beating in BTS.......and nobody gives a dog poop......get over it!

A new extraterrestrial game??
Alien: Isolation has stealth and horror elements to it......
You promise us horror...so......work it!
My bladder will be the judge of this!
Anyway, Ellen Ripley's daughter, Amanda takes the stage that is one space station (at any one time?) and will only encounter one xenomorph (in the entire game?).....I'm guessing it's not very open then?
Uggh...imagine me being stuck with a supposedly carnivorous alien in a small space.....it will turn rabbit-food-orous because I'm the flesh-ripping one here.....
I don't fare well in small spaces.....here's a Halloween idea for you guys...

Phoenix Wright AA - Dual Destinies is here!
Miles is cool too but that's not the point.....
Can't wait to play this!
I haven't played law stuff since ME's game!
Prof. Layton doesn't count!!!!!
I just love how the court runs in this world.......
Giving overly dramatic reactions to get away, punching your rival to win, getting possessed to dig information out of someone, use spiritual energy as a lie detector...
If only these things work in real life, criminals would all be entertainers!
Until someone dies of course.......

Ohhh Bayonetta in action in Bloody Fate....
I wanna watch it!
As Halloweenie is coming......I'm looking forward to dark games/shows/whatever...
Just to get into the spirit! Trick-a-treating is no longer allowed for me because I almost killed someone for chocolates so too bad!
If you're into visual novels, try The Buried Moon, it's something from Asylum Jam, so show some appreciation! 
No crazy bees, psychos, me etc. involved, so yeah! 
A horror game that doesn't use typical themes.
Not going to spoil it here but it's interesting.....
Well...I didn't pee in my pants but my bladder isn't a legit grading system so just give it a shot =)

Anyone interested in playing for 25 hours straight? 
Just going to spread the word here.....
Extra Life (link), a 25-hour charity event to help kids on the 2nd Nov =)
It's a good thing! You can now play for a nice/sweet reason!
Not just to get the thrill of making someone bleed.....hehehehe......
A reason to put assignments aside because screw them! 
Helping kids is more important, all assignments do is kill trees or waste electricity if done electronically....
No...I'm not giving myself a reason to procrastinate......shut up!
Anyway, I'm thinking of which game(s)....thought of going with the classic...
Not going to play the latest games...that's for sure...because they're new, come on! 
And we've just finished them...and they are everywhere.....
Legend Of Mana? Xena Warrior Princess? These are pretty 25-hour-ish....
Wouldn't want to not finish the game.....
Xena is a pretty fun game, I remember jamming it for hours.....quite a fucked up combat system but hey, it's fun! =D 
Her screech can keep us awake, so it's a bonus!
Or one of the alchemist games like Fullmetal, Atelier Iris, Mana Khemia.....??
MGS??? FF? Shadow Hearts...?? Chocobo's Dungeon?? Spyro?? Dark Souls?? KH?? Growlanser? Magna Carta? Spongebob? Hohoho...Star Wars? Drakengard might be the one....
Crash Bandicoot? Some racing games like Chocobo's/South Park/Sonic/NFS??
Tom Clancy?? Or Silent Hill? One of the Tales games? That's pretty sweet!! I'm indecisive okay!!??
Though I'm leaning towards action/RPG.......XD
So many choices....we'll have a long discussion....=)

Play more yo!

Tales Of The Pentax Delay

It's been a long week.....................................................................
I'm free from paperwork!!!...........for now...............

Never been so busy, hungry, angry........annnnnd....never been so in love with my vision!
Yeee-hawwhh! My glasses are here! 
No longer will I mistake enemies for allies and get Franklin killed.....

Pokémon X/Y gets all the attention....lalalalala....
Beyond Two Souls too......
The Wolf Among Us.....?? Not much really....
I haven't heard of any wild fantasies yet so.........yeah yeah we all know that Snow White and Bigby are very bang-worthy....

The glitch in Pokémon will be fixed.
Nintendo has given us its word! Thou shall not pass through Lumiose City, should you desecrate the law of life that is to not save before you do something..............I'm not sure what the point here is but........saving is a thing!
No idea when but.......just don't save in Lumiose City....
Don't be that guy, who saved in the city three times and have played using all starters because he/she chose different starters every time and almost tried to save in that cursed city for the fourth time and cried for the 30th time on the night of the third save file.....
I'm not talking about myself.....sheeesh.......shut up......=P
GTA-V patch coming up....we all know that...the missing car....oooo...aaa....gghaafff.....

Anyone who's pissed about the delays?
Nope not me.....of course not.....=D
My apartment isn't on fire.................yet....
DriveClub and Watch Dogs.....you two......jeeberz.....
Didn't you know that there are crazy people out there who want you a lot??
It's insane but that's fandom!
They can't stand not driving in the comfort of their own home.....
They want to hack so bad because they can't do so in real life....
And Tales Of Xillia 2 looks awesome.....
DA: Inquisition has flaming hot, tasteful sex scenes....
Something people want so bad......because hey! It's in HD!
What can be better than being nude in HD? See every itsy bitsy piece of --------- I don't know!
Who doesn't want to live the dream?? We rarely ever see people naked on the streets! 
And now we can do that at home? That calls for one-handed gameplay!
How does one make sex tasteful?? Put ice cream all over someone and lick it off them?
Why is licking sexual?!! Why does everyone have so much to say about Miley Cyrus??!! She clearly said and says (on a super daily basis) she can't stop! Her tongue is in that manner because she gets mini seizures!
Someday...it'll get stuck somewhere and a blade is run through it....splashing blood all over.....
Should I start a new blog where I put up spooky stories??
And now birds can drive! Who else but the Angry Birds?? Go!
Going where no other birds have gone! To the tropics, to space, can beat pigs up.... 
And we call morons bird-brained.....they are not that dumb if they can brainwash people into playing their games......
They are on thongs, cups, shirt and so many other things!
Ugghh......bird thongs......how would you like to lick that....??

Yeah....I haven't slept for three days......
Hope you guys have been sleeping well =D

Dominatrix Buys $500000 Chestnut

Awwwwww yeaaahhhh.......

So many goodies this week.....
The Wolf Among Us is here!!!
Time to make bad decisions and get people killed for the sake of my enjoyment!!
Wooots!!
What can be better!!???!
Ahhh...fables, you guys are so..................different.....??
Compared to your originals......
Piggies don't smoke!! Because that turns them to bacon!

Beyond Two Souls is pretty good...............
Well...so far, I'm confused........
Why can't we make Jodie do No. 2???
Why is Aiden a bitch sometimes....?? Why not do a full takeover?? 
That would be awesome!! A guy in a girl's body...??? Think of all the cool stuff we can pull off!
Makes you want to reconsider having paranormal powers......hmmm......
I guess that's why people hide these things....??
Phoenix Wright knows how to work it....using Mia to solve cases and he doesn't get into trouble.....
He's still the top attorney!!!
Sheesh.....
Too......se...rio......us........arrrggghhh...I'm getting a brain tumour from all these seriousness!!

We're getting something off glitches!
Half a million dollars!!!!!
If only that was real money........I could do so much...........
I could buy parts to build a doom laser, getting rid of JB and 1D, freeing the world from mentally-challenged people.....
Anyway, it's GTA Online money....yeah, nothing more....=p
Play loads this month and you'll get it!
Look who's here.............the Dominatrix! In SRIV!
Too bad she's just an AI.........if she was real......she could do realllll stuff.......
And we have to fight a horde of sex workers...
Will there be viruses......?? *wink* *wink*
.......this is so un-hygienic.......=p
But fun! Awwwww yeeeaaahhhh.....

Mega-evolve now! Henshin!!!!!
Finally the game is here!
Let's do this Chespin!
Videos of Pokémon now circulating the Internet........
Why is it always Ash!!! He's a ---------------------------------------------!!
Red is better! He can train Pokémons!!
He actually wins tournaments!!!
Ash just loses them all and leaves his Pokémons in mediocrity until someone comes along and tells him to train better! Or they just evolve and he stores them away at Oak's! Or he just cuts them out of the series! Or he just forgets them?? I don't know!
Exhibit A! Charizard!
Exhibit B! Torterra!
Exhibit C! Gible!
There are more........we'll have a really really really long list.....
What are you doing man!!!??? You're killing me here....
Ash trains his Pokémons by crying about their friendships and twerking.....well....somewhat.....
When he bends over and shake his booty at Team Rocket, his Pokémons evolve....

So many games, so little time......
Preparing for two presentations about nanoparticles and lasers!
I wanna play man!
Wanted to go to ComicCon too but too bad!
I even prepared for it! I neglected to wear gloves during lab work!

 

This was the main reason why gloves were invented!

I thought maybe I could get mutated so I didn't have to get a costume for ComicCon or for Halloween when I go trick-or-treating with little devils.....
But no.........not strong enough, not severe enough! Clearly, as my bro could still laugh and take pictures of it! Still not a mutant........
I only managed to make a crater on my wrist!
Someone thought I was suicidal.......really????!!
It's a circle! Not a cut line! You don't carve a perfect circle to kill yourself!!!!! 
It's not really perfect but.......it's a circle okay!!??
Maybe I can be Mini-Crater Girl......??? Lame.........
It's concentrated sulfuric acid, in case you want to try this at home =D
Don't do it!!! I love you guys too much!
Okay, I admit it! I forgot the gloves because I got excited! 
I might not be able to give proper presentations........might just give whole verbal walkthroughs of BTS and Pokémon X/Y......
Just because I have X chromosomes, doesn't mean I have to stick to X........=p
Gotta get some Y in my system.........
I don't know if that came out right........errr...........I got both ok?!!?

Enjoy ComicCon lucky ones!
And have fun with the new releases!!

Blue Flames Are Divine

Howdy y'all!!!

Have you decided on the starter Pokémon you want??
You've seen them till their final evolution =)
A ninja, mage and monk!
How can you not love them??
Still deciding on which to get, X or Y?
Will black/blue Charizard be your decider??
Don't be a racist dude....jeeberz! XD
He'll be a fire/dragon type while the red one is fire/flying.........WHAT!!??
He looks like a dragon, roars like one and well.....has the physique of one....and he ain't no dragon???
Charizard X has wings....can he not fly???!!
I guess we shouldn't embrace that sort of spirit.....the icon spirit...
He looks like a dragon but shouldn't be obliged to be a Dragon-type?
I mean, just because there's pineapple on the plate, it doesn't mean it's a Hawaiian dish.....
................................COME ON!! He's a dragon!!!! You can't deny me that!
Anyway, have fun with the game!
I'm a Chespin-goer, bitch! XD
Will get Fennekin in the other.....and Froakie in my second play.....=p
I just wanna explore...................sheesh!
Don't judge me! 

Have you seen pseudo Mega Man, Beck??
Mighty No 9 will rock next-gen consoles (PS4, Xbox One, 3DS, VITA)!
Cool? Hell yeah!
Inafune is a boss!
Beck comes from a line of powerful robots, regardless of how buff though......there's always that one weakness.....the robots got themselves the sweetness that is HIV! Bow chicka bow wow!
Except Beck......he's immune to it! Apparently, he's magically immune to it.....
Is he just trying to cover up the fact that he's a virg---.....ahh well.......
Nah, it's just ordinary computer virus =D
It's a platformer, similar gameplay to Mega Man.
It'll be available sometime in 2015.....time to wait....don't we always? =)
A new Deus Ex game in the making! Alrighty!
One of the themes is status discrimination....
A ghetto city with people re-shaping their environment....
To hate on the rich and famous? What is this conspiracy? Let's do this! 
The director's cut for Deus Ex : Human Revolution is coming...(22nd Oct) with second screen functionality, so suit up!
What's next? Oh yeah, be the almighty God!
The Guided Fate Paradox, where you as God can dress your slaves angels in sexy jiggle-wiggle outfits...not my words just so you know! XD
Well actually....yeah....they're mine....
They have special skills of their own....
You can equip them with Divine Skills so don't hog them!
Customize the halo out of them!
Oh god....the happy, notorious badass gangsta....=D

Introducing White Chamber, a horror game!
Play as a young itsy bitsy lil gal who finds herself in a coffin!
She has no idea who she is, what she is.......
She has to explore the new grim area, find the key to the white chamber??
Sounds interesting?? It's a point-and-click....so you won't be ambushed...
There's no need for extra underwear......
But it does have creepy, spooky music.....
Another plus?? It comes in German voice-acting!
How sweet is that XD
No...I'm not German....I don't have to be one to like the language....
What's up with you icon spirit worshipers??!! XD
Anyway, try it out!

Teasing us again!!???
Or are you for real???
Half Life 3 people!
Yep, that's right.......
Is it for real??!!!
Tell us Gabe!!! Come on!!!! I'm your biggest fan!!
I might even join fangirlism!!
Don't make me squeal! It's so not my style!
Battlefield 4 is pretty kewl!

I'm finally entering the world of HD eyes bros!
Got an eye exam yesterday morning!
Not exactly a nice way to start my morning........the flashes blinding me and all...
At least I didn't lose my memory..........but my eyes are fucked...
I need glasses! My first pair! Eveeerrrrr!!
That's what I get for playing too much video games XD
What I get for exposing them to chloroform fumes....and other toxic fumes....
Not getting the protection I need XD
Oooopppss......
Well.....now I have an accessory which I must equip....
Which will increase my magic but decrease my speed...because I have extra stuff to put on...XD
I'll be late for my lectures!! #whatBSexaggeration
Well....that's how it is.....once your eyes go bad, you can't go bare....
For being a good girl, I get a free pair of prescription sunglasses from the optometrist!
It's a gift for getting my eyes checked, getting my glasses from them and not getting glasses from creepy, suspicious guys in the dark alley at a cheaper price!
I'll be getting my bling blings next week....if they can make my elaborate lenses fast =D

Welcome to the HD world right?? XD

RIP Tom Clancy.......
A moment of silence for the legend.....
Two VG deaths in such a short period......ouch....

NY ComicCon anyone??