Monday, April 28, 2014

Marvel As The Curtain Falls

Finally! DA: Inquisition has a date! On the 7th of October!
Come on, come on, come on, give me a larger world!
Have to fulfill the need to explore!
One of my favourite parts in gaming, walk around a place, take in the beauty of that world!
So if it's only 500 paces long.............NO! REJECT!
At least it beats Dora, she only does 30 paces before she gets swiped..........well you know...not cool...

I'm intrigued by the Ace Attorney game announced a few days ago.
We'll be playing as Phoenix's ancestor because we still don't know much about Phoenix's family.
It was always the Fey and the Enigmar/Gramarye.....heck we know more about the Gavin.
Don't know where Phoenix got his courtroom swag, eh Sleipnirs?
So, it's time for Phoenix's great-gramps to enter play mode in the Meiji era.
What is he like? What will his name be?
It would be really cool if it's a pun like Egg Wright or Ash Wright.
It's the 'Which one comes first, the bird or the egg or the ash?' conundrum all over again.
Not much has been revealed, maybe they are waiting for E3.
It's the perfect time to psyche people up yes?
So much that people would dread every single day after the expo until it's released and whoosh!
Pre-order or rush to the store on the day of its awakening.
If you must know, I'm that kind of person.

So, did you hear?
Xbox One is hungry for sushi! 
Nope, it ain't just hitting Sushi Dai, but all over.
It's hitting Japan, another step closer to world domination and thus, more hater comments.
The usual stuff, they no likey, they go cray cray, just like in Avril Lavigne's Hello Kitty video.
And what is this I'm hearing about Wolverine dying?
MAAARRRVELLLL!!! Why??????????????????????!!
His journey to his demise will span four issues it seems....
Sure, it's not bad enough killing him off, you just have to drag his blood-covered body across four issues worth of pages....
More games!
Theatrhythm Final Fantasy: Curtain Call - how about that?
Looking forward to it, I'm serious, not being sarcastic here.
It's the JRPG Guitar Hero.......disagree?? Well, it's right here in this post now.
Gardening Mama 2 - I want to say 'There was a 1?' but no.....nope......I cannot betray my inner gamer.
It's a good boredom-killer, especially when you have to wait for a bus that's 30 minutes late...
What can be better than growing produce that grows so quickly...
Coming Star Wars games will be canon, enough said.
Tales Of Hearts R will have a western release...........YES PLEASE! Hurry it up! 
Pac-Man and the Ghostly Adventures 2 - Another 2, can you believe it? Is it going to be a number two like the 1? Not that 1 was really bad, I mean you know....kind of ruined my childhood memories a bit. We'll find out.......not soon.....
Naruto UNS Revolution - I just can't wait! Shisui is in the game, the Akatsuki members' sob stories, bring it on CC2!
I want to bring these to the fans' attention - How AwEsOMe are the Counterattack and Guard Break moves?
These can come in handy in getting rid of those pesky support characters, they are limited in battle but that's all I will ever need, hehehe......I'll make them bleed....
Banning violent games because they make people violent? Why don't you ban food because it makes people fat instead...?? Come on people! Live a little!
Kakashi was seen to have some new moves and swag. Good for him!
It's about time he got an upgrade. His Awakening Jutsu looked like a Kamui but I'm not sure.
They go zing and bzzzzzz and oh so shiny........good enough for me!
There are some nerfs but it's all good....I think.....
Knowing is not even a quarter of the battle here, will probably rage but.....challenges are part of the fun in gaming! Am I right or am I right?
I'll miss the stage obstacles (yeah, there are none it seems), on the bright side though, less lag.
Get the Collector's Edition or Samurai's Edition for all the samurai awesomeness and outfit swap.
As you all know, in fighting games, not only do you have to fight good, you have to look suave and different from your opponents.
Sasuke looks very happy in Naruto's clothes.........errhhmmm.......

More DLCs!!!
Cold, Cold Heart is.........informative for those who are curious about Mr Freeze.
I just like his story, if you've watched the animated series, kudos and up top!
I share a very special bond with ice-elemental character(s) or feature(s) in games.
I just do, you can say it's weird but that's how it is, I get all excited when I see ice or snow.
Not the erotic kind, it's the adventurous kind.
Not interested in thawing the civilians but you gotta do what you gotta do.
It's always good to see freeze ray in action.
Other than that, it's just punching thugs in the face.
MGS-V DLC is on the way! No idea what it is about, probably involves Snake riding a horse.
Mario Golf: World Tour - It's golf, what do you think?
First Season Pass eh?? Could this be the start of something new Nintendo??

Movie time!
Mr Peabody And Sherman - Love it. My dogs will love this. They've always wanted to be the boss of me. Maybe they can pick a few tips here. Couldn't sneak them into the cinema, so will have to get the DVD or Blu-Ray...
The LEGO Movie - Love it! Now I feel like reliving those days........I want to play with the ye olde LEGO sets!!! Thanks a lot, movie.....
Noah - Nice one! Kudos on being banned in crazy countries, they're missing a lot.
The Other Woman - What...?? How did she....?? Huh???
They're going to make a live-action Barbie movie.......believe it.
Who's going to play Barbie? Someone with botox face, I presume.
I don't hate Barbie, you know......I'm not mad though she was the reason all the girlies in school shunned me for not playing with Barbie dolls and chose action figures and video games instead.
My sister made fun of me along with her friends.......while sipping non-existent tea with their minute for human hands teacups.
If you think about it, Barbie dolls are just action figures post-cosmetic-surgery.
Nay, I'm not emotionally scarred.....I'm just more motivated to destroy everything in this world.
The Justice League has their own movie now.......
Still waiting for Black Widow...
Keep the heroes/antiheroes/villains coming!!

There's a someone who isn't feeling well, not enjoying whatever he enjoys most.
Apparently, nothing is working, medication or any other ways recommended.
I'm guessing it's depression but I'm no expert.
Some of you know who I'm talking about.....maybe...
He's a LP-er.
I wish him all the best, take a break, have a Kit Kat, take a whole year off or more.
Anyway, have a great week everyone!

Sunday, April 13, 2014

Bloody Hell! A REMASTER??

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Monday, March 17, 2014

Bonding Time With Souls!

What a week it has been =P
Anyway, something's up with Blogger, giving weird notifications.

Soooooooooooooooooo......................how about Clementine eh?
I'm glad I gave Pete the BOD and saved him.
Yeah, an idiot they called me, a real noob they said, a nutcase they preached but I'm GLAD!
It was kind of like a chance to say goodbye to him, one last chance to bond with him.
I knew he wouldn't make it unless Telltale was going to use The Last Of Us card, making Pete that one special character who could survive bites by Walkers... 
Smoking before one dies, that's just perfect. I mean, cancer has nothing on you at that point.
Besides, Nick got out fine. He's a sharp guy.
A whiny bitch, but nonetheless, a reliable dude...though not entirely....
Ohhh.....Matthew....
Is Carver something like The Governor?
He seemed nice........somewhat. He didn't kill for fun. That says a lot about a person.
Yeah yeah yeah, I'm not a good person okay???
He killed Walter.....okay, these things no longer have to be labelled 'SPOILERS'.
They are everywhere on the INet. =D
He was a believer of Equivalence Exchange, one life for a life, not a huge fan of that principle myself because everything belongs to me -because I said so-.
I expected to meet Kenny in this episode before playing because his fate was the only unknown one and then Christa.
Maybe Clem and Carver are going to be BFFs.......or Kenny takes over. 
Anyway, GG. A really good episode.

This week is going to be smashing-ly cool.
All the releases are must-haves in my book.
inFAMOUS: SS, FFX/X-2 and MGSV: GZ!!!
Suteki!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's a lot of stuff to play in one week.......that would be one heck of a side-quest...
Yep, I have my life side-quests like eating 3 kg of chocolates a day, collecting several CEs, getting Gundam models, getting a Sylveon plush.....it's so rare!! Charmander wants a new friend. Chespin is scared of him and Fennekin likes biting his tail.
My main quest, the ongoing story of........let's say the road to becoming an evil chemical engineer....
Not that I have to finish them in one week but you know....the thrill, the kick in my system....
Ohhhh the distractions!!
Dark Souls II - Yeah! I've been playing!
He promised us that this would be a super difficult game, of course I have to partake!
The many ways in which the character can die......how fancy.....hohohohoho.....
Titanfall - GG.......GG......
Yoshi's New Island - I'm hungry...........for green eggs...........awww yeah Dr Seussssssss!!!!!!!!!!!
Have you seen the Yoshi 3DS??? Man it's green!!!!! Though the manufacture part wasn't...
Green processes are myths anyway....
Witcher 3 has been delayed..........deal with it!
Everyone is upset, I'm upset and I have other games to deal with!! I'm such a slimy cheater.
Watch Dogs will be here next week, Conception 2 too...
It's never-ending with games......
New peripherals for the PS and Xbox.....
Then there's E3......and then FIFA 2014!
I love soccer.......................fine! Football! Jeeberz! They are the same thing!
You have a ball and you want to shove it into the goal.
Why don't we just call it Ball In Goal then?!
Of course, Pikachu is the mascot of Team Japan.
Woots woots! Didn't see that coming? Expecting Ash?
He loses too much, he's a bad omen.

I'm sure everyone has heard of Bravely Second.
Yeah, that's all I want to say.
Can't wait for it =P
News on Frozen 2 - no.
Take your own advice.
Let it go.
Maybe they are taking their own advice.
Do you want to build a franchise?
It's always like this......trying to milk successful models/franchises.
Milking should be illegal unless we're talking cows, the farm ones, not the human ones.
Speaking of milking.........Lightning's other-FF-outfits are now available for non-CE/LE buyers.
The Rhapsody In Rose outfit just reminds me of Squidward.......
I just can't help it....why does this image pop up in my head??



Time to spend your Gil people!
No no no.....don't complain.........
That's what DLCs are for!
When you have too much Gil and you wonder why it isn't a huge part of the game and everything in stores are cheap to the point that you only have to slay one monster to afford the things on sale......
I'm getting reality mixed up with game worlds, ain't I??
That's how sequels are - they always do the outfit-change battle system.
FFX-2 anyone!!!???
Anyway, allow me to direct your attention to a Kickstarter project which I find interesting.
No.......it isn't mine! Sheesh....I don't promote myself non-stop......well, not all the time......
And NO! It isn't Minecraft!!
It's Proven Lands, check it out (that's the link).
It's cool.

Play more games!!
They are really good for your health!!
I recommend so with all my heart.
Hope everyone had a good Pi Day!
Got me some yummy and stressful pies....can't be doing Calculus without food =)
Sending good energy around because of a recent event.......you know what I'm talking about.
Not going to bring up bad memories here, anyway, good vibes, good vibes.

Monday, March 3, 2014

Gotta Catch That Thief!

First of all, no.
I don't like the new Youtube interface.
If you do, jolly good for you!
It just doesn't work for me though there is that one thing.
I can access my 'Like' easily, yay that.
The bad news is I can't access my subscriptions as easily, grrraaahhhggghh that.

Of all time to be away from the States, why now!! #firstworldproblems #I'manasshole #skipahead
Can't get the FFX/X-2 Collector's Ed because nobody's home....waaaaaaaaa.............
This game gets my vote for 'Brilliant OST of ALL TIME', oh, those were the days.......
I do wonder why they only choose to have FFVII costume DLCs,  in LR and well...anywhere....
Yuna's is the first I think, to be a non-FFVII DLC.
Pokémon is going to burn Netflix.
I wanna re-watch em' all, I'll just have to resolve to some shady ways to get them.
Indigo League....pfftthhh.....Ash was a complete moron.
Sorry, fans of Ash Bigchum but he needed about 22 episodes to get to the next town and took him about 5 episodes to realize what he did wrong and lost pretty much 60% of his team (by releasing or dumping them somewhere, I don't know man....I lost it after Charizard) by the time he got to the hotshot league.
He is better in the latest seasons but you know....he still has that emotional-Pokémon-training-rage-quit thing going on.
I get it, I get it....he's still learning. 
Don't have to flame...sheesh.....
Isn't it bad enough the girlies at uni (they were clearly eavesdropping) think I'm a lil ------- for watching Pokémon?
What's wrong with Pokémon?? Sure, Ash is a major turn-off and Brock can't even turn his eyes on but...........it's Pokémon!
They have dragons which are not Dragon-types and mice that can shove a lightning bolt up your ass (not your ordinary lab specimens) and farm animals that can potentially kill the farmers.
How did you ever tame them??????????
Imagine milking a Miltank and it suddenly uses Rollout on you......or uses Splash with its milk.....that's super effective alright........
TwitchPlaysPokémon is over....or is it?
I don't know....it's amazing though how they all pulled through.....kind of like Ash.......
Hohohoho, I can't believe I didn't see this before =P
I think there's another one coming.....
I watched a little of that and went on to Naruto UNS3 league.....hehe..... 
Can't wait for Revolution by the way =D

Anyway, Thief is kinda cool.
It's like Dishonored and Bioshock Infinite except it's not.
There's not much magick thing going, you get to pick the locks yourself and you steal stuff...like the name says! You're a thief. No spoilers there.
What's interesting to note though is stealth/FP game developers love using birds.....
Birds to distract enemies and birds to peck them to dead....hmmmm......
And then there are special arrows you can use like the water arrows to put out flames. 
AI is pretty funky I tell you.
Tales Of Symphonia Chronicles is cool too. Similar game mechanics (other Tales Of games). 
I can't tell much because I haven't finished it yet. 
Even if I have, I can't spoil it here XD
Plants Vs Zombies: Garden Warfare......what can I say??
I think it's interesting and this form of gameplay should stick.
The sideway gameplay was fun too but this is just different....hmmm......how intriguing.....
Playing as a pea-shooter and able to walk around and not just planted to the ground.
It felt like I was playing as a green Bellsprout.
And we get to play as zombies!! A reverse-zombie-apocalypse game!
That could be a very much sought-after game design if only the normal zombie apocalypse design weren't overused.
Nowadays, people just go phooee at the idea of a zombie game....
Me? I don't really mind as long as I can exercise my destructive side.
Give me something and a good reason (storyline) to pulverize, I'm game.
It could be the new Flappy Bird....how many human brains can you eat before they smash your decayed skull?

Speaking of zombies, how can I not be excited?
Clementine is back! Next week! Awesome!
Is that Hershel? I seriously can't tell....anyone with wrinkles and mustache looks like him....
Who will be gone next?
Is Pete going to turn??
Did I do the right thing? Of course not! I'm insane!
And what is up with everyone, not wanting to be a cameo in GTA??
Is it that bad if a character looks like you?
You can't stand looking in the mirror after this? Really? 
Come on! 
Be cool for once yo!

Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Meow Meow Choco-chow Kupo!

Why is Lightning Returns a great game?
Because Lightning said 'Kweh kweh'.
Lightning displayed some kawaii acts apparently *note the title of post*.......
I don't think it's cute but it is unusual for Lightning.....
Hugged by moogles, rejected Mog and changed her clothes on a daily basis.
The story is conclusive. YES! No more sequels, no more anything!
Why is it a strange game?
Something was definitely not right.....
The way everyone communicated?
Lightning and Hope were rather stoic.....haha I said stoic - #listentomystory #haveyoupreorderedFFX/X-2HDRemaster - I'm not advertising....
Anyway, they did mention this in the game that somehow these two couldn't feel any emotions but there was one part when something -Vanille- happened and Hope's tone changed. 
These people still felt stuff in their metaphorical hearts I tell you.
And also, was Lightning the only one who could hear Hope? I'm pretty sure Fang heard him too because she responded to him. Why didn't others say anything? He went missing guys! Your friend! You couldn't say 'Howdy how' when you heard him?
There's that thing again, from the first game to this one - tendency to overuse words - I'm going to call this the FFXIII thing from now on.
Yeah, I'm putting too much thoughts into these but overall, good game.
How I missed Odin and thought he wouldn't show up but hey hey! He did!
That's how I got my game name, I've always loved the Odin summon (FFs), even though he was pretty much useless, what with his one-hit KO moves (mostly) and in FFXIII, I didn't even need summons!!
Trademarked homies, no stealing! XD

When they said there would be cats in COD-GHOSTS, I thought of Nyan Cat in space levels. 
I just pictured that immediately, I don't know why....
How would pop tarts help in beating the enemies?
It could give my team an energy boost and diabetes but nope nope nope.
It's just cat stickers on weapons. What??????????????????????
NO way......
Do you scratch it to smell cat pee? Pretty useful for night stakeouts, they keep you awake. 
This is a real thing or so the report says but the smell of cat pee turns one on.
I have to read quite a bit of CHEM journals these days to prepare for my last project and I came across this.
So, if there's a war, instead of getting a group of people for 'entertainment', get cat stickers.
Jack off to your rifle/sniper/etc.
Don't shoot your privates off though....talking about the comrade private and body private.
Don't worry! The stuff is synthetic, not from real cats.
No way will I approve of the real deal because I'm a fucking stubborn animal lover.

For some reason, there is quite a number of Sleipnirs asking me what I think of Frozen.
'Sleipnir' might or might not stick, it's just easier and fancier than calling you supporters. 
I ain't no politician yo.
So, about Frozen, it's nice.
It's generic, you know, love is the cure for everything.
Has pretty much everything a kids' movie has, which is no parents and inexplicable events (deus ex machina!).
Does everyone agree?
In every kids' movie (well, this movie is mainly directed at young children otherwise Hans would have been kicked in the nuts, chopped up and fed to the fish and not just punched lightly), only the parents die, not friends, not distant relatives but parents!
The Little Mermaid - No mother.
Toy Story - No father.
Snow White - Both parents ARE FUCKING GONE!
Can you blame kids these days for hating their parents?
The subliminal messages sent to their brains!!!
Still! It's a nice movie and nice music, yeah! Love Olaf and Sven!!!
That's my opinion so let it go......let it go! I don't care what you're going to say, let the flaming go on.
The heat never bothered me anyway.

A little recap about my life side-quest:
Awaiting South Park - The Stick Of Truth, FFX/X-2 HD Remaster, Drakengard 3, inFamous: SS, Titanfall (FULL), LEGO, Dark Souls II, Tales Of Symphonia Chronicles, Plant Vs Zombies, J-Stars Victory Vs....
Yeah, it's in JAP, are you saying I don't understand JAP?? Huh?? Huh?? HUH?!!
Kidding, I love J-Star and yes I can JAP.
I'm also waiting for Super Smash Bros, it's shown as 'To be released in December 2014'....I thought it was March...could someone shed some light?
Did I miss out on some games...?? Probably.
An update will be released later.
So! I promised at one time that I would put up pics of merchandise.
Sometimes I don't remember if I've uploaded that one.
So, how about I show you the new ones...?? 
I grew older in human years a while ago and so Kyle got me this.



It's Eorzea's Kuplu Kopo! Love its pom pom!! SUTEKI!! Kupo!
What's interesting to note is the warning given, it's in the card. 
It says to be super gentle with it.................I just can't help it...I have to ask, kupo.
What could someone possibly do with it in a rough way?
Wiping it to clean? What do you use? Acid and scour? Sheesh man....that's extreme.
Don't be a hygiene devil, kupo.
Do people fap/paf with this??? NO way! How could you??!!! It's a plush toy, not a sex toy.
Look at its pink cheeks, it's bobbly yellow pom pom, why would anyone mutilate a cute moogle??!!
Oh the inhumanity.............
I also got this!


 

Finally!! I have a boyf- I mean, the last figurine to complete my collection!
Yay Snow! Welcome to my figurine cavern.
I got some other non-game-related stuff too.
You want to see the cake?


Now you see Carlzodin....


Now you see Pac-Man!

I swear!! I'm not spoilt! I don't get a butt-load of gifts every year!
Yeah! Butt-load is a real unit of measurement, I'm not just using it because butt is a funny word, though I'm not using it right.
1 butt-load = 126 gallons.
Maybe it's just an important year, a lucky year?
I don't know..............
Would love to meet my heroes/idols/some Youtubers to laugh at, hehe.../etc but you know what they say!
Never meet them!
Anyway, good game, good time!
#listentomyboringstory #seriouslyhaveyoupreorderedFFX/X-2HDRemaster