Wednesday, September 3, 2014

Friends Of The New Moon

Crazy things happened these past few weeks.......yeah........loads.

Games losing exclusivity and games gaining exclusivity - I honestly haven't got a problem.
With that said, it can be a little sad (ONLY a little!) that I can't enjoy a certain game on a certain console.
But it's alright, it's not that big a deal. I don't give two rat droppings.
Some people feel cheated, some break down and start complaining aLoUd.
You see guys, the beauty of having all consoles/handhelds is you can play everything, no sweat.
Someone refuses to accept the fact that he/she needs his/her hated console *wink* *wink*.
Thus, the beginning of the console war -Gamer Edition-.
If it's a money thing, totally understandable, but if it's a matter of pride (what I just said), that's pretty obnoxious of you.
By the way, new 3DS!! Haha! Take that!
I hope the name isn't 'New 3DS' because that's not a very good one.

The finale of Clementine's adventure.
Kenny died - I knew this would happen!
He completely lost it, there's no way he would have made a comeback.
He was a great friend.......when he wanted to be.
I actually liked Kenny, he's our buddy! But he just had a huge temper issue.
I expected better from Mike.
He was our pal! We bonded over raccoon-chasing! We had fun talking about 'kissing' stuff! How could he??!!
As for Bonnie, she was fine (not that kind) in my books until the Luke-problem.
I suspected that she would turn on us because she had a thing for Luke.
We all know love blinds people. It's a pain in our behind.
Ugghhh................Arvo.....I trusted that thing.
I was nice to him........to an extent. I didn't steal from him.....
I refuse to be held responsible for Kenny's insanity.
Your sister died....big whoop dude. Look around you! People die, get over it.
I'm glad Jane came back. Telltale didn't make the Molly mistake in this season! 
I would say she's the only one thinking clearly in this game.
I did the thinking for Clementine so you know.....if put into consideration at all, Clementine took third place in the sanity ranking, Luke being second..........or not.....
Having booty moments during a zombie apocalypse is not smart.......ever.
It looks like there will be a third season but who knows.....
That guy at the end.......suspicious!
Christa's wellbeing - who knows!!!???
Carver's not-yet-rotten corpse..........is there something there??

I've been playing some games......mainly Rune Factory and Harvest Moon.
When a new game in the franchise is on the way, you just feel like playing the ye olde ones.
Get that feel?
I do.
Anyway, I'm playing through HM-ANB right now.
I got a different vibe from The Lost Valley.......after watching the trailer and all.
Story Of Seasons is clearly closer to the classic HM.
What I mean to say is.......it IS HM. 
It's just a legal-name issue.
TLV is kind of Minecraft-y??
I like Minecraft, don't get me wrong, but that's the thing.
We already have Minecraft. Why make another one?
The characters look like Mii people, different from the usual HM character sprites.
I like shaping my town the way I like it (I hope that doesn't sound dirty in any way.....) but there is no HM feels there.
I hope it's just a trailer thing.....you know....not showing the true essence of the game.
I like the design-your-town method in ANB.
I guess it's the landscaping that's throwing me off.
If you're into macro/micro-customization, then yeah, perfect game!
BUT OF COURSE!!
I'll try the game. I'll try anything new!
You think you can get rid of me by showing me bad trailers?
Bitch please......

Speaking of customization, Sims 4 is full of it.
It's just the usual Sims game but with more!!
Design everything the way you want them!
Nothing special but hey, a new game, new stuff, give it a shot.
Speaking of farming, Fantasy Life looks great.
Maybe there's a lot of RF going on in my head but that game reminds me of RF.

I'm going through a gaming overload moment.
Such a wonderful life........#HM-crazy

Tuesday, August 12, 2014

Dark Comedy

I can't believe, or actually....I refuse to believe that Robin Williams is gone.

I'm not joining in on the trend, like what some people seem to be saying about those wishing condolences on the Internet.
I'm truly upset.
I grew up watching his movies.
My favourite one being Jumanji.
Who can forget Mrs Doubtfire? Flubber and the amazing voice work that is the voice of Genie in Aladdin.
In fact, I was thinking of the Jumanji movie just two days ago and today I opened up my browser and the news of his departure hit me.

What hurts a lot right now is the reason.
Depression sucks.
I'm not gonna say much about this because it might be an insult to his memory (you know how I get carried away when I type/talk, yeah?) and also some of my bromigoes fell victim to it so, boys and girls, ladies and gentlemen and in-betweens, don't ever keep the bad stuff to yourself.
You might think it would inconvenience people if you let it all out......wrong!
Those are clearly the wrong people to talk to.
You know who the right ones are.
Heck, you can even just drop me (a person, if I really am human, you barely know) a teeny weeny message somewhere.
I'll be there! Ta-da!

RIP Robin Williams.....
You were awesome, you made my day (after a long day of torment in school) and you were just.................amazing!!
My heart goes out to your family.

Thursday, July 31, 2014

Nick In The Box

Hope everyone had fun at SD ComicCon!!
I wasn't there but I'll be there next year!!!
#ifIcan
I like meeting people there!
Even though I'm an introverted, psychotic lone wolf, I still know how to socialize to an extent.

So many things surfaced over the week! 
The GoT Xbox One, ta-da!
Box means vajayjay so it's really appropriate.
Arya is going to be Ellie in TLoU movie?
I thought Joffrey would fit the part.....no, no, no, wait a minute......
Sorry, I always think of Joffie when I think of little girls......
But Ellie ain't no little girly girl, she can shoot yo ass!
And also, I promised I wouldn't do Bieber-like insults anymore.
Daenerys could play Ellie but she's not short enough I guess and Sansa is too dramatic and annoying...
Oh look at me, considering their on-screen personae instead of their real personalities.....what a douche..... 
I reckon they are all good actor and actresses, anyone who can do GoT with straight faces are my heroes. 

Well, well, well.....what do we have here?
The 50 Shades Of Grey in the flesh! Literally...............yikes......
There will probably be a fap fest at all cinemas on Valentine's Day 2015.
If you live near the cinema, might be a good idea to stay at the hotel for a night or two.
Don't want to mess with cray-crays, people.
I don't know the cast that well.
Grey is Sheriff Graham!
I Googled him, like any normal person in the world would.
When you hear a name, you don't know who it is, you Google the crap out of that person.
It's the way of life.
Everyone knows what the story is - badly written Twilight minus the vampires plus the BDSM.
What I think - Should have put larger spaces between events. Everything happened too fast except the nasty parts. Way to go at setting women a billion years back..........haha!! That happens all the time, no biggie!
At least the dude wasn't afraid of fucking her to death.
In fact, he seemed pretty onto it in the book.
Yes, I'm old enough to read porn.
May I add, this was introduced to me by my sis *who probably hates me loads and wants to make me feel bad about myself and thus, the introduction*.

Clementine did it again! Killed a bro and Loretta......I mean Rebecca (potentially).
Nick had it coming, I didn't and still don't hate him but I just knew they would off him sometime soon as I played.
I saved Sarah even though I didn't want to.
I play this kind of games based on the feels I have at the moment.
I just thought it was the right thing to do.
Honestly, I didn't expect the 'Convince' option to work.
Besides, slapping her gave me the kick.
Something I had wanted to do since she pissed me off by being a spoilt, sheltered dingus.
For those who think this is a 'duh' option, think they will be holier-than-thou in the real world, I call bullshit!!! =P
Only those who are suicidal would pull a stunt like that. 
And also, this is just a game....chill-ax homies! Sheesh....
Giving people a hard time for their choices.....jeeberz man......shut up...
Ohhhh Luke......hadn't had booty in a while and so he unleashed his inner GoT feels as soon as Jane offered.
GG bro, GG.
Thinking of scouting the area the next day with Jane? Have some alone time for more?
Round 2?!? You dawg!
Too bad! She's gone.
Don't worry! You have Bonnie! Too much drug baggage for your liking? 
How about Rebec- oh no......you can't do a Walker.......................what would it be like though?
Yeah guys, in times like this, being necrophilic is pretty handy.
What? Say what? I'm disturbed?!!
You want to do Edward! Vampires are undead, y'know?
Kenny is available and you 'like' him so much, worth a shot, Luke.
About the baby......we've seen a boy Walker.......can we have a baby Walker?
That would be interesting.
I know what people say - Jane is just this cliche tough zombie-apocalypse chick or she's Season 2 Molly or she's just Bloody Mary of The Walking Dead....
Nevertheless, I think she's the real deal - people should be tough when the world has gone to shit.
And besides, it's JUST A GAME people! Calm down!
I hope she comes back to us in the last episode......no, not for Luke's sake.
She and Clem would make great sisters. That bonding moment they had was precious.
I kind of figured Jaime's story during the Sarah chaos.
You just can't save those who don't want to be saved ya?

Once again, IT'S JUST A GAME even if it gives you feels =P
Have a great weekend!

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Keeper Of Frozen Wolves

A Frozen PS4........
That's bound to happen, yes?
We all knew that, no surprises here =P
The Last Of Us PS4.............no surprises here either.
Destiny............................oh come on!!

I'm glad it's not over for Crash Bandicoot!
Do bring him back! 
And Spyro too!
Pleaseeeeeeeee guys!!
They are some of my favourite games/characters!
I remember those days when I played those games.........still play them sometimes today.
My PS2 is fully functional, as well as my emu.
Coco was there to help her brother....to an extent.......we do all the work in the end =P
Spyro and Hunter = Team Awesome.
Games these days don't give me much feels....maybe it's just the age thing.
I guess it's a kiddy thing, things from your past resonate stronger in your current mind.
But seriously, how awesome is it being a dragon? =P

More iOS/Android games!!
FF: Record Keeper - To give you nostalgia boners.
Yeah, scenes taken from previous FFs.
You'll meet some familiar faces and be able to recruit them.
Cool, yes? Don't know about that.
I'm still not feeling the FF vibe, the JRPG vibe, the story vibe...
What's the story? 
I like the librarian moogle, that's all I can say.
Kim Kardashian game - Life doesn't work that way, girls. Can guys get turned on by phone Kim? Feel free to tell me, I won't judge you.
You don't get to the top of the social ladder by just helping a Kardashian pick clothes out at closing time.
If anything, I think you'll get into more doo-doo.
Kanye will probably compare you to Beyonce. 
You will get into more rehearsed family dramas than you can ever handle.
It plays like a fashion Diner Dash.
We all know that sex/nude scandals/tapes/displays are the way to go to popularity.
Laugh or hate me all you want, you know it's true.
Talents mean nothing =P
Three words - Game Of Thrones.

The Wolf Among Us -- Haha!
Nice episode, truly a good game.
I just have a few things to pick at, though they will probably be irrelevant due time.
Because it looks like there will be a second season.
Lots of things weren't explained very well.
For example, the ending!
How did Lily's death come to be?
The hotel mess......what happened there?
Nerissa said Georgie pulled Faith's ribbon, so what about Faith?
I love Georgie and Vivian. I wish they were spared but nope. 
I love his accent =P
Could it be that the Crooked Man we had was Crane in Glamour?
The Crooked Man is still out there, bidding his time.
He said he had business to take care of and left us with Bloody Mary and so the most disappointing part of the last episode revealed itself.
Bloody Mary's defeat was LAME IMHO.
The battle wasn't epic at all. It just seemed too easy.
The revelation of her true form was brilliant but her death..........NOPE!
All we had to do was break her to pieces. She was made of glass!
So back to the Crooked Man!!
He said he had business and when Bigby was done, well, he was just in his office.
What was that 'business'?
Did they anticipate Mary's defeat and so the Crooked Man Glamour theory?
And Mary! She talked about Bigby throughout the whole game as if she had some sort of agenda with him.
Like his past and what he did.
I thought she was his victim and so she worked for the Crooked Man to get back at him. 
If she was so good, why did she work for him?
She could have taken over Fabletown herself.
But she was super fragile so yeah, I guess the Crooked Man should be the Boss.
But what made him so influential???!!
Arrrggghhhhhh, we're going nowhere with this!!
Let's just wait for Season 2.

Character reveals for three awesome games - SSB, Tekken and Mortal Kombat!
New Dragon Ball Z movie!
Alright!!

Saturday, July 5, 2014

Grand Moon Warrior Nude Leaks!

Happy 4th of July!!!!!!!
Let's be patriotic today, yeah?

GTA-V has got it going on!
I want THE LIBERATOR!!
I want to run over things and people and Lindsay and trees and things and Lindsay......
It's easy, she's part of the game right?
Or so she claims.....
I don't understand.............just because someone is like you, it doesn't mean it's you.
Okay, maybe Lacey Jonas is GTA-her but............it's not that big a deal.
By the way, any idea what satire is?
GTA is a game that has a piece of that genre.....anyone with me?
Let us see the outcome of this madness.
I'm very sure it will end with something like how that girl is very much like any other girl in the world!
You're not the only one who can pull that off, anyone can wear those outfits and act like nutcases anytime, anywhere.
Some random skank on the street can be like Lacey, does that mean...you know.......SKANK ALERT!
Keep up all this patriotism yo!

What's next?
Half of the main antagonists in Far Cry 4 are women!
So, more female roles in video games!
What's all these mumbo bimbo jumbo about women not being acknowledged and huge in video games?
I assure you ladies that you are indeed huge and of course, recognized!
Just because some developers refuse to have any female characters in their games, it doesn't mean they are being sexists..........at least I don't think so.
If it is indeed sexism, who cares.....??
Forget AC - there are so many other games out there that involve women.
Look at Hyrule Warrior, they are introducing so many heroines that I'm starting to wonder if Link is the only male in the good-guy group or Link is female.
Cia has Valga at her side. Is Ganondorf going to make an appearance?
Since it's non-canon, let's make Ganondorf gay for Link, like Cia is for Link.
Bitches be cray cray yo, she has gone mad from jealousy - Link's and Zelda's ship sailed and hers sunk with the seat next to her occupied by pillow-Link.
Keep that patriotism going!!

Banning women from competing in Hearthstone? What...???!!!
Ohhh....they are going to have a women's division......hmmm......forgivable?
What's with the segregation though?
To follow the rules of sports, every single sport is arranged in such manner. 
Doesn't make any sense because e-sport is just a bunch of button pushing whereas sport at the field relates to physical make-up and therefore segregation is right?
I'm not going to be a part of this...........nope.................
Don't make a small little teeny-weeny thing a huge thing!
Yelling 'SEXISM!' isn't helping, if anything, you are coming across as an annoyance.
Heck, we don't share toilets! Why isn't that sexist?
We won't look at each others' ding-dongs....there's a reason why cubicles exist.
Not talking shower rooms even though that's another form of 'sexism' to consider......
How are these different matters?!!
Having different rooms is a form of segregation.
You want everything to be the same for males and females?
Then, let's do it!
We still get to play the games, it's not like we're not allowed to play at all.
NoBoDy in this world can stop me from buying games and playing them, helllllll no.....

The first truly gay character in Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dorian.
The one you've been waiting for.......
I thought the Magimel brothers made the cut but nooooo.....apparently they aren't enough.
I have nothing against anything.
I'm just one of those people who can't seem to fathom why things which shouldn't be problems are problems of today's world.
He's a man who's gonna fight for what's right.
I'm already liking Dorian.
Leliana has thief abilities!
I'm a huge fan of thief traits, it'll be a doozy.
The patriotic flames are burning bright!

Sailor Moon Crystal - time to relive those days!
Moon Prism Power!! Make UP!
No idea what that means!
I'll say this though, this anime was the highlight of my day after school.
I remember that day, looking for new animes to watch and I came across Sailor Moon.
I thought it was about a bunch of cross-dressing sailors stranded on the moon so I asked my dad to download the series for me.
Hey! Sailor Moon premiered waaaay before I was born, so I didn't know about its hype and story that well, cut me some slack! =P
I loved (and still do) the theme song, Moonlight Densetsu or Moonlight Legend and watched till the end.
This anime cracked me up. I would always laugh at the sailors' transformations and the names of their powers. I have no idea why but I just couldn't stop laughing at whatever they did.
My favourite characters are Luna and Artemis. Why?
They are way smarter than their owners yo!
Fine.........if you must know who my fave sailors are......
I like Saturn followed by a tie between Mars and Jupiter.
You know me, I love the power of destruction.
The sailor/character I hate the most.....I'm pretty sure you know who it is.......hehehe...
Like the flow of today's world, the spirit of Hollywood, reboots/revamps/etc give to us, skinnier characters and more dramatic and elaborate sequences.
They have sharper faces and fancier get-ups.
And like Hollywood, nude leaks!!
Her transformation is longer than before, lucky you dear villains, you have a chance to stab her to death before she gains full moon power.

What else got leaked besides nudies?
iOS AC!
Will it work?
What about the new smartphone JRPG by Hironobu Sakaguchi?
So much love for smartphones......I'm actually kind of shocked but!!
Won't judge before I've tried them.
I'm hyped for so many things....
Tales of Hearts R and Xillia 2, KH 2.5, Naruto, the last episode of Bigby's misadventure, accidentally using my PS4 controller with my PS3, then wondering why the touch pad can't be used for the game, cursing Sony all the way, then realizing that it's on the PS3.......and other games!
Clementine's adventure too! How can I leave her out!
That's how patriotic I am!
Have a great weekend!

R.I.P Bob Hastings!
We'll all miss you, Batman too.....