Saturday, August 3, 2013

Agent Aveline In School

She's older, bolder and ever ready to kick ass!

Aveline will be appearing in AC-IV!
Can't wait to find out more about her missions!
It's not the end of her story yet....
Apparently, her story is a side-quest thingy....

Agent (by Take-Two) will be making a comeback!
I think.....I don't know......
More Cold War goodies to come??
Some super stealth quests?? 
Comic??

Jimmy Hopkins, coming to us for more Bully-ing!
Sounds like it....
Rockstars might make a next-gen version....
Bullying in HD, what can be better......??? =D
You can no longer see the pixels of your victims' wounds.....
I don't know what I'm talking about....XD

Deadpool gets a DLC - The Merc With A Map Pack -
Comes with two new maps (GRT Plaza and I.Tower) and two new outfits for our awesome anti-hero...
Killzone - Mercenary multiplayer expectations - PS Vita will sell....XD
Closed beta is on, how do you find it???
Open beta will begin on --------- not sure yet......late August...? 
More multiplayer shenanigan - Batman Arkham Origins =)
Killer Is Dead looks great, not for that reason....sheesh...=p
Golly volly that girl's voice is sharp......it pierced my eardrums......
Flirting all day long - how.....interesting........and then bang....??
Well just remember.....we don't ever bang with friends in a farm.....it's taboo.....they will sue the crap out of you and the animals will go nuts and Zynga and you will never turn each other on again......

 
Active-battle style - dang googitty nurse giggity ding bang..... 
Will there be a Red Dead Redemption sequel??
Yes please!

NOTES of the day......

Play Pikmin 3 - happy happy fun fun
BI Season Pass is a must - it's a kickass deal!
The DLC is awesome - play it!
If you don't like it, well.....you gained some EXP/gamer creds or as some people call it geek creds....
And you've just LEVELED UP!!!
-Victory Fanfare-
Battlefield 4 looks sweet-ass.....
Currently replaying a classic too.....
To be revealed next time!
Along with something else!

Stay cool!

Friday, August 2, 2013

Brave Blacklisted Clowns

Splinter CB - Spies Vs Mercs - looks awesome.
In this mode, we can play TP-style and FP-style respectively, with different classes.
As a predator, we could go invisible for a short period and sabotage stuff...XD
Well, that is what spies do.....be discrete and all.....ninja arts! Ninpou!
Should you hack something (hacker!!), you have to be alert to your surrounding because you'll be hanging around until your mission is done and so gotta buff up to defend against mercs who are merciless and can take you down really good!
Mercs are basically just the shooters, their job is to deal with the enemies heads-on with what they've got.....
What else can I say....??
Can't wait for this =)

Oh PayDay 2........what a game!
You could be the heist coordinator....sounds fancy right??
Tough job!
Making sure everything goes to plan, everyone listens to you, make sure someone doesn't pull a Kanye West on you......'Beyonce' can rob better!'.....
Lay out the plan to your mates and the mission begins....
Put out the protective flame that is the guard....
Freak everyone out into crouching, attaching an ECM jammer to stop mofosies from calling the cops on you.....hehehehe...nice touch....
Someone might have the guts to shut off the jammer and get the authorities....yep, that sort of AI....
Well, there's also the alarm...gotta be street-smart....
So, the aim here is to loot as fast as you can...you could delegate to your mates....
Put da stuff in da bags, throw them aside and pick and transfer them to your runaway van...
Which could be tough.....when you're doing it alone....someone could play hero while you're away...
As you progress, you could dump your loot further...and get the mission done faster and less chances of cops getting to you because the transfer would be short-distance. I don't know how much further...but it sounds unhuman-ly...
Speaking of AI and realism....well, can't comment much on that, it's a game...you want something realistic, rob a place IRL yourself.....haha....
People start hating when it doesn't comply with reality.....well.....there will always be haters....
Also hate it when it's too realistic??
Like The Last Of Us where Ellie could stomp around like a gorilla and still get away...Joel just had to breathe and he died........
The guy could walk around the store with his face exposed and then he puts on the mask and everyone suddenly can't recognize him...and so can't find/arrest him....it's a clown of a robber...or robber of a clown.......anyway....
The game looks good!

Calling all Saint Seiya fans! Brave Soldiers will be here soon......sorta....in November...for the PS3...
Will be going up against the Golden Zodiac warriors...in a fighting RPG style, like Naruto...it's 3D battling....
Not too sure if there are changes to the battle system.....but hey.....it'll be a while before it comes out...
No bars were seen in the trailers....
We'll find out more soon....
Honestly, without their voices, I sometimes just can't tell the guys are indeed guys......sure you know they are, after watching the anime or reading the manga where they have the intro.....
There are distinguishing factors.....you know what I mean.......but sometimes I can't tell...XD
I mean some of them are voiced by ladies.....Ash (Yes it's an anime! Even the English Ash was and IS still voiced by Veronica....it's like he's perpetually in puberty mode....well I guess he is written to just age by half to a year in the story....still better than bitchy JB), Ueki, the Elric brothers!!
There are more......=p

Happy happy fun fun!

Thursday, August 1, 2013

Sea Of Infinite Clouds

Bioshock Infinite DLCs coming up!!
-Get Season Pass-
.................seriously....................well.......it's up to you XD

Well....one is already up.....
The Clash In The Clouds, where we'll go through some familiar places....
It's included in Season Pass...make good use of that =)
A whole new brand of excitement that is a bundle weapons, tools, Vigors and quests...
YES!! More to explore! Longer game time.....
Different combat styles and new challenges and some exclusives =D
Have access to new Voxophones, arts, Kinetoscopes and other fancy nick-nacks if we complete all 60 Blue Ribbon challenges!
How exciting....yum yum!

Elizabeth smokes???!!
Well, the only time when the words 'Elizabeth' and 'smoke/other variations' are in the same sentence is like this 'Elizabeth is smoking hot'......
Well.....it's a different Elizabeth.....an all-new Ellie-Booker adventure....
Yippee doo da!
Burial At Sea will be available soon.....at some point in our lives.....
It's a two-parter and a SP deal....
Like I said....SP this! =)
Set in the city of Rapture in its glorious days -Atlantis!!-
We shall be the spectators of its downfall.........or the cause....hehehe....
Elizabeth looks sorta badass =p
We'll be playing as Bookie right?
With his lighter of a finger, encouraging the increase in lung cancer occurrences.....

Time to kick ass!

Wednesday, July 31, 2013

The Legendary Rottweiler

Woots woots!!
GTA-V has some smashing new shots (sorta)!
All of those fancy rides shown, the backdrops!
Neon green bike with Franklin (I think? Not good with concealed faces...XD).
Damn, look at those hellies...are we gonna ride one??? Crash them for fun-sies?? Mission time??!!
Trevor being a badass (we already knew that.....hehe..), chased by the cops half-naked (quite an understatement.....) in some sort of Wild Wild West area, sporting a Love Fist tank in a strip club/bar? (I wanna go to a club someday!! You know me well Kyle!!)....
Michael chilling on a pink lounge chair....
A yacht with no Dignity, bright-coloured sports car, well, without cars, it ain't GTA, how do you drink and drive and knock people down, run over them or I don't know....what other funky stuff can you do with cars (I would love to share my ideas but.....probably shouldn't)?? Note the plate....24SCC763....looks familiar...??? 
A plane about to crash?????!!!! Reaaaalllyyyy??? I'm all for it!! XD
Hope it doesn't get cancelled...*wink**wink*
Finally, a lil friend I would love to interact with.....Chop!!!!! Saw him in action in the trailer, chomping away at some dudes! It could have been a different dog......but still............could we maybe have an army of dogs??
And he has good AI, will run away if treated badly, react to stuff like a real dog!! Yeah! So don't be a bitch to him!....I don't remember where I heard that...might not be legit information.....will he really be tagging along??? Please let it be so!!

Giving away shiny legendary Pokémons (in selected outlets)...........which makes them pretty common........and they are SHINY!! Know how hard it is to land one???!!!
Now they are not special! Waaaaa.......................................nah...whatever floats your boat......=p
Well, 'Legendary' doesn't mean 'Rare' but then again they are 'Special' which means they are not 'Common'......so they are ragenpecmon?? Well they are different from others....I mean well....compared to that pink bastard Jigglypuff.....
Well, if you're interested...here are the special dates.....in the US by GameStop :
Shiny Dialga: Monday, August 19th – Sunday, September 8th
Shiny Palkia: Monday, September 9th – Sunday, September 29th
Shiny Giratina: Monday, September 30th – Sunday, October 20th
Event held by EB in Canada :
Shiny Dialga: Friday, August 30th
Shiny Palkia: Friday, September 13th
Shiny Giratina: Friday, September 27th
Yeah, yeah, yeah...it's only a day.....what are you going to do about it eh???!!!!

CoD - BO II coming to the Wii-U.....
People saying Wii-U is for the family-oriented, the kids and shouldn't have gory/brutal/violent games.....think about the children!!
Some say they can't pull it off just because XD
Well, you might not know but some of the Wii-U owners are y.adults/adults......well.......old enough!!
And well....parents buy their kids the consoles....so the consoles belong to them.....you know what I mean!! 
Jeeberz!!
Kids aren't the only beings jamming on Nintendo consoles!
Exactly what part of CoD is gory??
The franchise is pretty much toned down.....
CoD - GHOSTS might be better......=)
If anything, it's a fun ride through a brothel where all the Russian/Chinese/Cuban/etc ladies are armed with machetes, handguns and rifles and have the fiery passion for country domination.....
Not being racist/sexist......just saying........err.........it was easy and generic....I don't know where this will land me so boo-hoo!!
I grew up playing bloody games......well that could maybe be why I'm a complete psycho but still!!
I'm not that far off on the 'normal mentality' chart.....slightly outlier-ish but still good....
Could teach the young-lings a thing or two about violence......some warfare skills....well then again...I don't know............-you didn't read anything on this blog-......oooooo......
Whatever suits you.....I was quite the adventurous one......=)

Have fun!!!

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Master Rogue

Review/comment/rant/whatever time!

Rogue Legacy (on Steam) is that game where reproduction drives you mad.....
Can one's progeny be any more retarded.....(don't mean anything bad by that in RL!)?? XD
Sometimes I just want a melee character, not a magical, thinga-majinga bibitty bubbity boo dude....
A 2D platformer, adorable block-like characters/enemies and has the random factor.
The dungeon/castle's map changes every time you re-enter...like Chocobo's Dungeon....
Hack and slash to level up, then upgrade weapons and get to harder levels...
And when your character dies, his son takes his place...
Guess what?
Inheritance matters!!
There are different classes, and the child inherits it at random (NOOOO!! I wanna choose!!! What a dick!!), a warrior, mage or thief...etc..
Not only that, they have traits (certain traits...) which either boost them or put them at some sort of disadvantage...
ADHD - Fast movement, eye defect (long-sighted/short-sighted, which could make the map blurry)...
Dyslexia - Text is gibberish...good luck interpreting that...=p
And others like dementia, OCD, not going to spoil it here, so have fun experimenting!
Every map has special rooms which you SHOULD explore....they are like mini-games and sidequests where you can get special items and fight tough bosses and some are conditional like maybe don't take damage etc. to get your prize.....new equipments, gold, what not....
In particular, the Fairy Chest.......just do it! Very rewarding!
You could unlock certain characters with skills which can help you get through the toughest of dungeons...like hiring help to pull off the ultimate heist =p
I spent hours playing this, pretty challenging which is a bonus! =)
Don't take my word for it though...could be super easy for some of you XD
Try this game out!

What's next??
The Raven : Legacy Of A Master Thief, a mystery game like the Women's Murder Club/Agatha Christie...
Anton Jakob Zellner, here to investigate - an Eye of the Sphinx has been stolen by the Raven, supposedly dead....but is he/her..??? Heheehehe...
It's pretty much a point/click game...
So, just going to highlight certain features...
Character development - Not too god, they aren't very interactive......would love a few sets of dialogue....then again, wouldn't want to waste time talking...=p
Graphics/sounds - Do I really have to?? Fine...they are pretty standard....kinda stiff at times...
Puzzles - Not too difficult....you can finish this within hours...or minutes....=p
Miles Edgeworth is better...just saying....don't have to flame....XD

Have fun!