Mewtwo Fantasy

I'm moving to a new place..........so...um.....
I'm packing!
Can't blog without breaking a plate or two, here and there but eh....
As long as I get my fun blogging about it.
Apart from that, sis is getting married and my graduation ceremony will take place in the same week as the wedding, in two different, far-away-from-each-other places!
November and December are very action-packed months for me this year.......
I'm so looking forward to everything!!! I just love the idea of tormenting myself!! Such despair!
Junko fucking Enoshima must be very proud of me!

I've been on my handhelds a WHOLE darn lot.
Ain't kidding ma dear Sleipnirs.
I played Bayonetta 2 for only a few hours before my Wii U went into the box.
A few hours isn't enough to satisfy my fix nor is it enough to tell what's going on yet.
Such is the trauma I'm going through, haha...........
Some may think I'm exaggerating but you know.....
You're not me! You don't know my struggles! You don't what I've been through! =P
Gaming is my life! Kweeeehhhhh.....
And moving destroyed that!
My clan! My dignity! My everythingggggggg......
And on top of that........
My favourite Pokémon, Rayquaza, mega-evolves into a semi-decayed floating green anchovy.

At least there's something sweet coming on the way.
Mewtwo in Super Smash Bros/Hoes!! -give the ladies some attention-
Thank you Sakurai!
I dreamt about Mewtwo in SSB/H before the 3DS version was released.
Not a perverted dream, as if Mewtwo hadn't suffered enough. 
It was literally playing as Mewtwo.

Anyway, what I can really talk about are Fantasy Life and HM: The Lost Valley.
Not going to spoil anything, don't worry.
I've been on those two amidst the boxes of crap in my room.
I don't claim to be an expert, I'm still trying to uncover more of the games like forging armors and weapons and ranking and mining, all the usual stuff in RF/HM.
You know how there's a certain bonus that we can have depending on materials used in forging or special crops I can grow, yeah, I'm trying to find out if all these things are in these two games.
Do they share these things with their sort-of predecessors?
FL is somewhat like RF, pretty much the same team or only some of the RF dudes worked on it.
I can tell you that there's a lot to do in FL and TLV.
Day 1 itself - I started FL and was quite impressed by the extent of character customization.
The 3DS card can only hold so much data without sacrificing other features yeah? 
By the way, I started as an alchemist.....
Hey, never forget October 3rd, 1910 right?
I would definitely recommend these two games.

WHY can't I play as a Targaryen in Telltale GoT?
WHERE ARE MY DRAGONS?
We once again begin as a Stark....well, a supporter of the Stark.
Still, I can't wait.
Fire And Ice - Sounds pretty good already.

XV Smashing Changes

Final Fantasy XV looks amazingggggg!
Note the word = L-O-O-K-S
I'm not saying it plays great and all, though, from what I've seen, it's a FFXII+KH combo and that's one of my favourite gameplay styles.
And that Adamantoise (may not be its name)?
I love it! Enemy or friend?
I hope friend but let's face it.....
FF doesn't care much for befriending monsters/humanoid.
The system in FFXIII-2 doesn't count....there wasn't any hardcore bonding.......not so hardcore....
I want something like Pokémon-Amie.
I wish we could bond with summons for some sort of purpose but heh....not going to happen anytime soon.
Once again, can't have a K-pop guy band-looking group of dudes on a road-trip being the only ones controllable in a game.
The power of the absence of boobies is too much to bear.
Personally, I don't care for the controllable character's sex/gender (THEY ARE DIFFERENT, DAMN IT!!) so much to the point that I'll flame.
No matter how hard you squint your eyes and wish upon the stars, no matter how many plastic surgeries you go through, you'll never be the character you are in the game.
You live in the lame real world.
I like making my characters look or be somewhat like me but if not given the choice to customize or just choose who to control, I'm cool man.
There are some out there talking about bromance in a rude manner.
HEY!
Bromance is not something to frown upon. Embrace it mofos!

The change in Destiny.....
Cool.
Them loot is gone......
Not coooool...........................................STAHP IT!
Still enjoy it though.
The Phoenix Layton game is awesome!
It's the same kind of game, like their originals but different atmosphere.
At one point, the back and forth felt intense =)
I do recommend this game to lovers of Phoenix and Layton series and puzzle lovers (even those who have never tried the originals).
If you thought crossovers were farts, welllllllllllll....try this one and give the Family Guy/Simpson crossover a chance.
The Phantom Pain trailer was well done, the end music got loud and draaaaamaaaaaa!!
Shit's getting real.
Though, most people focused more on Quiet, particularly her assets....
She was part of the trailer, I'll just pretend that everyone enjoyed the whole trailer and not just asspects of it.
This game has very promising bosspects.
The SSB demo is great, I now can't wait for the full game.
I'm really shocked that Duck Hunt is in this.
Where did they get the epiphany to put him in =D
I loved (too bad, no access to it now) that game! Childhood bomb!!

Sooooo.......who's unfortunate enough to have a bent iPhone 6?
I have a solution......stop wearing pants.
Yep, don't just stop wearing tight pants, get rid of pants completely.
How would you carry you phone around then....??
I don't know......it's just a way of Android shaming you in public like typical bitchy cheerleaders do to new girls in high school.
That's one of my random thoughts of the situation.
Kyle still has a perfectly straight iPhone 6....not that being not straight is wrong.
Anyway, guess what came in the mail two weeks ago........

Can't help siding with or rather, falling for dragons.
The moment I saw Rune Factory 4 title logo.............SOLD!
Carlzodin of House Targaryen! 
You win or you die, true enough....
That's why you always save before a boss battle.

5 Fatal Glitchy Apples

Fatal Frame 5 - Trailer looks alright?
Gameplay looks the same on-screen but the camera part - YES!
I can't wait to see how the GamePad part works.
One of the many mAnY MAnY things I am never happy with in Fatal Frame is the mode of attack ----- taking a picture of my ghost best-friend-5eva (this typo is the only one I approve of in this world) with the damn camera!
THAT mechanism is super slow for me.
The first two games are huge disasters.......the demons are way less nightmare-ish than the controls.
The games are fun, I enjoy playing them but there are times when I get frustrated because I get a GO because of mis-pressing of buttons.
Miku/Mio/Rei were soooooo slow.....
So yeah, bring on the GamePad camera.

Checking out Destiny now.
It's a very oooo-and-ahhh-inducing game.
What I'm trying to say is it's beautiful, them graphics you know...?

I finally got my Sim (Sims 4) to die from laughing his guts out!
YES!
Wasn't easy triggering that one.
I worked hard to make that happen. Saying I'm crazy now people??
It's a game with no compulsory/game-completion goals, can't blame me for drawing up colourful stories for my Sims.
I think it makes the game more fun.
It's a simulation game, you can do whatever you want, why not add a background?
Like always, interesting pieces of a new game go around within days of release.
Messed up family issues - kids wanting to woo-hoo with parents, partner dies from boring woo-hoo-ing...etc.
Didn't know bad sex was fatal......... I learn something new everyday from playing games! Yay!
Good to know.
Personally, these are really funny, sick but funny so I didn't think people would be pissed about it.
The forum is going nuts.
Not having a toddler is strange but this isn't as bad as not having a basement!
I want an underground casino EA!! Do something!
Get the fork out your hand and do it!

Poking fun at Apple, ohhh you guys.......
Sure the iPhones are all the same....but think about it.
Everything is a rehash of everything. 
Look at games.
The same story told differently, essentially, the world is in trouble and good guy has to beat bad guy to save the world.
I don't see the HUGE difference between iPhones but it doesn't matter.
You guys are still going to buy them as they come so..........meh.
A simple point made long, from 0 to 6.
The Apple Watch caught my attention..
I want (have been looking) to invest in a smartwatch or something like that.
I'm currently waiting for Razer Nabu but who knows........I'm unpredictable.
So, we'll see what I decide to go with later.

Speaking of glitches, in preparation for new simulation games (we have a lot of those these days but hey, let's have fun!) which are Harvest Moon - The Lost Valley and Story Of Seasons, I shall list some of the glitches in Harvest Moon - ANB here, just to let some of you know, like if you replay this game to 'celebrate' coming releases or haven't yet played the game and want to try it and wonder if you should get it along with the new ones.
You can find out more at Fogu (link) (the forum/guide).
Some of the glitches seem to spawn after MP so I would recommend just playing without outside help.
Once your animals get '????' as their names, weird things happen, like your sheep may not be sheared because the tool jams the game.
There is this one glitch where the fish trap still works even if it's stated to be broken.
The painful one would be the apparently un-trigger-able heart event glitch.
If you're desperate to marry that person, you might just throw your 3DS across the room.
I don't think this is a glitch actually, just keep trying, you'll trigger it somehow.
I played on my own. I did explore MP at one point because some people asked me to try it out and I think it makes the game boring. 
I restarted the game just to work on one of the restoration plans again.
I prefer working for the items. Hard work makes games more fun, don't you think?
Yes, I'm insane but hey, I'm a gamer, I'm always up for a challenge =P 
Typos are everywhere but that's normal for HM though they are pretty rampant in this installment.
Regardless, this is one of my favourite HMs, my least favourite being My Little Shop (no ponies involved) and sometimes Island Of Happiness.
I'm not counting the GBA versions because those were the first ones and they were probably testing gamers' response to this sort of game. 
Yeah, yeah, my fave stuff changes from time to time.
WAIT!! Even though most hated, I still enjoyed them when I played them. 
That's how good they are.

Game on!!

Friends Of The New Moon

Crazy things happened these past few weeks.......yeah........loads.

Games losing exclusivity and games gaining exclusivity - I honestly haven't got a problem.
With that said, it can be a little sad (ONLY a little!) that I can't enjoy a certain game on a certain console.
But it's alright, it's not that big a deal. I don't give two rat droppings.
Some people feel cheated, some break down and start complaining aLoUd.
You see guys, the beauty of having all consoles/handhelds is you can play everything, no sweat.
Someone refuses to accept the fact that he/she needs his/her hated console *wink* *wink*.
Thus, the beginning of the console war -Gamer Edition-.
If it's a money thing, totally understandable, but if it's a matter of pride (what I just said), that's pretty obnoxious of you.
By the way, new 3DS!! Haha! Take that!
I hope the name isn't 'New 3DS' because that's not a very good one.

The finale of Clementine's adventure.
Kenny died - I knew this would happen!
He completely lost it, there's no way he would have made a comeback.
He was a great friend.......when he wanted to be.
I actually liked Kenny, he's our buddy! But he just had a huge temper issue.
I expected better from Mike.
He was our pal! We bonded over raccoon-chasing! We had fun talking about 'kissing' stuff! How could he??!!
As for Bonnie, she was fine (not that kind) in my books until the Luke-problem.
I suspected that she would turn on us because she had a thing for Luke.
We all know love blinds people. It's a pain in our behind.
Ugghhh................Arvo.....I trusted that thing.
I was nice to him........to an extent. I didn't steal from him.....
I refuse to be held responsible for Kenny's insanity.
Your sister died....big whoop dude. Look around you! People die, get over it.
I'm glad Jane came back. Telltale didn't make the Molly mistake in this season! 
I would say she's the only one thinking clearly in this game.
I did the thinking for Clementine so you know.....if put into consideration at all, Clementine took third place in the sanity ranking, Luke being second..........or not.....
Having booty moments during a zombie apocalypse is not smart.......ever.
It looks like there will be a third season but who knows.....
That guy at the end.......suspicious!
Christa's wellbeing - who knows!!!???
Carver's not-yet-rotten corpse..........is there something there??

I've been playing some games......mainly Rune Factory and Harvest Moon.
When a new game in the franchise is on the way, you just feel like playing the ye olde ones.
Get that feel?
I do.
Anyway, I'm playing through HM-ANB right now.
I got a different vibe from The Lost Valley.......after watching the trailer and all.
Story Of Seasons is clearly closer to the classic HM.
What I mean to say is.......it IS HM. 
It's just a legal-name issue.
TLV is kind of Minecraft-y??
I like Minecraft, don't get me wrong, but that's the thing.
We already have Minecraft. Why make another one?
The characters look like Mii people, different from the usual HM character sprites.
I like shaping my town the way I like it (I hope that doesn't sound dirty in any way.....) but there is no HM feels there.
I hope it's just a trailer thing.....you know....not showing the true essence of the game.
I like the design-your-town method in ANB.
I guess it's the landscaping that's throwing me off.
If you're into macro/micro-customization, then yeah, perfect game!
BUT OF COURSE!!
I'll try the game. I'll try anything new!
You think you can get rid of me by showing me bad trailers?
Bitch please......

Speaking of customization, Sims 4 is full of it.
It's just the usual Sims game but with more!!
Design everything the way you want them!
Nothing special but hey, a new game, new stuff, give it a shot.
Speaking of farming, Fantasy Life looks great.
Maybe there's a lot of RF going on in my head but that game reminds me of RF.

I'm going through a gaming overload moment.
Such a wonderful life........#HM-crazy

Dark Comedy

I can't believe, or actually....I refuse to believe that Robin Williams is gone.

I'm not joining in on the trend, like what some people seem to be saying about those wishing condolences on the Internet.
I'm truly upset.
I grew up watching his movies.
My favourite one being Jumanji.
Who can forget Mrs Doubtfire? Flubber and the amazing voice work that is the voice of Genie in Aladdin.
In fact, I was thinking of the Jumanji movie just two days ago and today I opened up my browser and the news of his departure hit me.

What hurts a lot right now is the reason.
Depression sucks.
I'm not gonna say much about this because it might be an insult to his memory (you know how I get carried away when I type/talk, yeah?) and also some of my bromigoes fell victim to it so, boys and girls, ladies and gentlemen and in-betweens, don't ever keep the bad stuff to yourself.
You might think it would inconvenience people if you let it all out......wrong!
Those are clearly the wrong people to talk to.
You know who the right ones are.
Heck, you can even just drop me (a person, if I really am human, you barely know) a teeny weeny message somewhere.
I'll be there! Ta-da!

RIP Robin Williams.....
You were awesome, you made my day (after a long day of torment in school) and you were just.................amazing!!
My heart goes out to your family.