Saturday, February 8, 2014

Boom Goes The White Lie!

What did I tell you folks?????!!??

They said they would never EVER make The Last Of Us 2......

Lookie lookie now.....it's in the planning stages.
Is it a prequel or a sequel?
Ummmmmmmmmmm..............................................................................................
How about we do a prequel?
Find out why David is a pedophile, though we all already know why...
Young females are less naggy and less bitchy than the old ones, got your back bro.
Or did I read the signals wrong?
He just wanted a piggy-back ride from Ellie except he wants it on her front......?
So what sort of animal/creature do guys put a saddle on the front to ride instead of the back?
Humans of course! Alrighty, no more insults.....
They said they wouldn't make other games which would involve Joel and Ellie.....well....we don't know about that yet but......
The game wouldn't be the same without them.
While you're at it, please take the Clickers and Runners and Bloaters out.
Because hell yeah! Everything would be the same.
Heck! What do I know? I only enjoy the part where I make people bleed.....zombies are people too but more degraded in terms of organic components....
On the other hand, humans are just degraded......yeah, just that.
Another prequel idea, how Sarah came to be?
I call it 'The Beginning Of Us' Project.
How her embryo was crafted in a pre-apocalyptic bedroom and how it was destined to witness the start of spores inflaming the brain.
Alrighty, I made this spoof once, not going to do it again.....
Come on, this is better than Tsuki No Me.....
Why would you want to have an illusion of pregnancy when you could be pregnant for real.........wait a minute........

Well...well....well.....Bigby you dawg!
Snow White isn't dead!
Deception everywhere!!
Or is she another person in glamour?
Or the dead body IS Snow White?
A double-glamour trick? 
The person is made to look like Snow White to sadden Bigby for some time because he finds the best lead when he's upset (leading him to Holly!) and then the impostor arrives and then it's turned to Lily the Troll to make them think it is Lily and that lures Holly to the Business Office because she would definitely want her sister's body back and the final showdown finally takes place....
A secret threesome rendezvous - Holly, Snow White (impostor?) and Bufkin!
Bestiality is the hot thing now alright!
Anyway, this is a no-spoiler blog...........kind of?????
I'm just going to assume we've all played it.
Who knew it in their hearts that Ichy is sicky?
I didn't think he would be involved in some way until the scene in the beginning of the episode...where he had a chat with Bigby in the car...
I thought it was strange that he was considerate and not loud (like he usually was - first episode) about what happened to Snow White....
We'll find out how committed he is to fairy tales in the third episode.......
Reenacting scenes? I had no idea that you love bedroom RPG, Ichy....good for you, you old bastard!
But of course! It could be another glamour trick.
Someone set him up?
Either someone took a picture of him or he put the camera there himself.
That's how sex tapes/photos are taken and spread on the Internet.....
Man, Georgie is hawt a dick! Yeah, a huge dick!
Why is everyone freaking out over titties!!!
We've all watched Game Of Thrones, there are more than a pair of tits (more than ten pairs, let's not count single ones) in that show and you guys vote it as 'Best Show Ever!!'.
Anyways, Georgie! Nice tattoos, would like to know more about the one that says 'Kiss The Girl', is he Sebastian? Sebastian isn't in the fable (right?)......it's a Disney character but heh!
I'm not sure because I haven't got extensive knowledge on fables......... is Georgie a highly recognizable, should-know, super obvious fable character? Tell me! Help a bro out!
Me homies haven't got a clue either....
Bluebeard is an interesting character.....would love to see more of him.
It would be so cool if he decapitated someone.....*wink* *wink*

Bravely Default is on the way, and so is Child Of Light (30th April)......fine!
Far from on the way.
I think the game looks good, but that's the trailer or alcohol talking......
Another new game, Sonic Boom!
Thought it was a game about that one Pokémon move? 
I don't know how that would work...though it'll almost be as good as Sakura's Hello Kitty outfit.....
The characters have....long legs...yeah, that's it....
Oh Knuckles....could have shared some steroids with Sonic....
Sonic is scrawny.......hook a bro up man.....
I like Knuckles in normal form........he should be like Sonic but red...
No I'm not racist..........sheeesh......
Yeah the game looks good, more powered up, the way the enemies are beaten up.....
Rings are still important, can never forget those....
And Lightning Returns and Drakengard 3........
So many new games.......................................guess who's behind her thesis.........

Would love it if Clem arrived soon..........
TellTales.....you listening buddy???????? =D
And also the revelation of Ichabod's bloody foreplay.......an epic fail!
If your partner laughs out of boredom during foreplay, time to work harder......
What did TJ say?
The guy said to stop laughing at him???
That's probably it.......Lily was bored because he was terrible....
So he chopped her head off.......seems too much but that's how it is when you make fun of someone's sexual skills.....or maybe that's just how he ends the night....
Bring out the episodes ASAP!!! =D

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