Return Of The MacBite

This weekend is going to be sweeeeet!
With all the releases and Nintendo Direct stuff!

Exciting news? Boring news? Too busy to watch the videos?
I shall tell you what ND was about in two words - I can't.
There was Mario investing in rich and classy old man's sport, golf in Golf World Tour.
He's rich after selling all those games and he has a mustache, so yes...he qualifies.
There's Kirby Triple Deluxe - everybody's favourite pink ball - the pink bubble gum showing off new moves and abilities in the trailer.
Did you know that Kirby was expected to be cool instead of cute? Who would have!
I only think of chewing him and blowing bubbles.
Yoshi's New Island where a new Super Yoshi has emerged.
And of course, ND is nothing without Pokémon! Pokémon Battle Trozei where Bust A Move meets Pokémon. 
Making like Pokémon bubbles go poof to defeat an enemy.
I really miss those dinos, why can't there be new Puzzle Bobbles.
I used to think they were dragons..........................................................................and then those girls came in.
Oh I remember, they used to scream in that high-pitched voices of theirs......ggaahh.....
Not only that, I kind of miss Bomberman and its racing spin-off. Does anyone still have these in the recesses of their minds?
There's a new character in Super Smash Bros - Little Mac - Golly wolly, the roster is getting bigger, will Mewtwo be in it too? What about Bayonetta?
Bayonetta 2 - The trailer looks cooooool. There's so much destruction.........hehehehehehe........
Donkey Kong - CTF (not chronic tiny feet) - Looking forward to play it as my copy arrives today.

And so......Lightning has Returned to save everyone.
Need more explanation......I haven't played to the part that everything is fully explained.
Hope was reverse-puberty-ed by Bhunivelze and mans the 'New' Cocoon and Snow has lost it and Vanille is awake and Lumina is annoying.
That's how far I've gotten.
Anyway, I love the battle style. It's like KH.
And the counter really adds to the mood. There's that stress there that you can't save anyone!
Who here wants to save Snow? That's what I thought...........
I do have a hunch that Lumina is an ally.....though I could be far off.
She could be Serah.....there must be a reason why they bear some sort of resemblance. The designer pointed that out......

Titanfall Beta - Awesome.
It's a reaaaaaally great game!
Unleashing titans and all. Imagine all that happening for real!
Never gonna happen because no one can built such awesome titans!
Who's going to take the easy way out in Dark Souls II by getting the CE?
Those weapons are looking at me......how can I not???
Well....I don't have to equip them =P

Heartbreaking news to so many - Flappy Bird stopped flapping.
The tribute isn't flappy enough.
Why do we love Flappy Bird?
Because it's a bird that flaps its wings through pipes , what's not to love?
Wishing Dong Nguyen the best! Screw those people who won't stop talking ofcourseincludingme!
Time to ruin people's Valentine in GTA-On!
Hahahahahaa! 
About to find out what that DLC entails.
Also, time to get hickies from Clickers!
Ellie and Riley are on the way!
Let us get those nasty, bacterial bites!
Happy Valentine's Day!