Tuesday, July 16, 2013

Human With A Martian's Instinct

Another DLC for Injustice - GAU!!
Whoopee!! As if they (Batgirl, Scorpion....more) aren't enough!!
Another character.............
Martian Manhunter!
Why not Krypto?? =p
Dynamic pee attack....that sounds great!
Or Pandora......???
Bloody box attack........I don't know....
Well.....Martian Manhunter has some moves, though I didn't go 'whoa'....
Teleportation.....elastic arms.......didn't get much from the trailer....
We'll see how well he plays....

A new Street Fighter??
Ultra Street Fighter IV??
Either as a stand-alone (previous DLCs included) or an upgrade....
Another DLC....how about that.....
With five new characters/challengers (Hugo, Poison, Elena, Rolento, the fifth one..???), new backgrounds (six), new gameplay based on what fans asked for.....I asked for 3D battling.... =p
Didn't see that in the trailer...=p
But then it wouldn't be a classic......but isn't that alrighty-ish....???
What they did was balance out the characters, so they would have even chances of winning...???
Don't know how that works......thought it was all about the dexterity of the player...XD
They made improvements to Chun Li, Dudley, T-Hawk and Balrog but degraded Cammy (awww..)
The fifth newbie is a totally new one, never before seen Street Fighter-er......
Speculation...??
A green-haired girl named Ivy?? A blue-haired guy named Osea..?? 
Poison....it feels like I've seen lots of pink/red-ish-haired girls named Poison in the game industry....
I could be wrong.....but....heh......so familiar...hmmm...........

Chief Thunder in Killer Instinct???
He looks like the Ice Titan in the trailer I reckon....
Recognized only by his axe.....
I'm quite the blind one so yeah....

Look at this!
Pokémon meets Skyrim, now we can summon Pikachu to fight for us!
By DJSuperGenius.
Fun mod (on Steam)! Find one, kill it, loot it for Pokébook and you can throw it out there to fight!
We get to fight Team Rocket too......sheeshaz......
Some people haves loading issues though........but works fine for some......
Trying to patch mine up now....



Keep an eye out for them!!

Sunday, July 14, 2013

Smash The Comic Duck 女神

Yeah! San Diego ComicCon!! Who's going??
Can't wait for that!!
Look at all the figurines! Favourite characters coming to life!
And the awesome Cosplayers......
What/who will I be dressed as??
A ginormous, nerdy, otaku douche....there you go XD
I don't know yet......or do I...??
Anyone who's going will find out.....or will you.....??

Highlights of the week!

New Pokémons (X and Y) have been revealed!! If anyone's interested.....
Clouds, squid-bird hybrid and a barbaric panda....
Let's see....Swirlix, Inkay, Malamar (evolved Inkay), Spritzee and Pangoro (evolved Pancham).
A new Fairy-type, Spritzee (Y-exclusive), like always, the cute one can attract the opposite.....geeegggaa....why....?
It can also heal its allies......like a F-A-I-R-Y......Fairy Tail!! =D
Swirlix (X-exclusive) is a piece of cloud which drains opponent's HP every turn, and keep allies awake....
Inkay/Malamar (dark/psychic), best at hypnotizing (evolved form) and drains will-power....great, just what we need =p
Pangoro (fighting/dark), need I say more...?? A more brutal Kung Fu Panda...that's all....eats bamboo leaves which help predict the opponent's next move....?? I wish I had that sort of power.....but with potato chips.....
The new villain, Team Flare, well no one is as lame as Jessie and James....=p
Our new professor, Augustine Sycamore......errr..........
O-Powers increases experience gained and chances of capturing wild Pokémons and Wonder Trade makes trading fun.......I only trade for evolution, never for the sake of getting a better Pokémon, hey I spent a great deal of time EV-leveling them!! XD
Not too bad for a weak memory.....I think...did I miss something?? 

Pikmin friends are coming to Super Smash Bros!!
Sergeant Olimar and his friends.......woot!!
Would love to see more from Sonic.....how about Shadow???
Or Bayonetta.....??? Hehehehe.....
Have been hearing something about the Wii Fit Lady.....
Sheesh guys..... XD
You just have to put it out there.....hahaahaha!!

DuckTales - ReMastered, to be released on the 13th/14th/15th of August (PC/PSN/Nintendo, boxed versions come later, around ~20th?).
11th of September for XBLA.........haha???
Another wave of nostalgia, right in my face...
I spent hours jumping around back then, screw homework! =p 
Heck! I drew Scrooge on my Biology sheet and handed it in.
Never seen a duck that wears clothes and loves money? Here you go, Mr -------!!

Shin Megami Tensei IV will be here soon! 
Bigger dungeons, stronger demons, epic arcs, what else?
Something different from previous installments......sick plot twists...???
Time to make bad decisions!!
Let's end the world, samurai-style......

Rockstar will be bringing possibly GTA-V and Red Dead Redemption to PC and more of the latest titles to come.....
Are PC-ers happy now??
After complaining for years........XD

Saturday, July 13, 2013

Steaming Hot Pirate

Is everyone going crazy for the Steam summer sale???
I've been hearing lots of whacked stuff.....XD

First pack of Metro - Last Light DLCs on the way!
Just when I have lectures to attend....shucks!
Three new missions!! A new game mode! Revelation of Pavel's, Khan's and Anna's history!!
I'll be delaying for Chemistry!! Nooooooooooooooo........

What are your thoughts on ACIV-BF???
Looks like a yo-ho adventure to me....where's the assassin in Assassin's Creed???
But, it does look fun.....on-ship battles, cannons going off here and there...intervene ongoing battles at some point between the British ships.....
Look at how open the game is, the ocean, the island, Kenway can swim, where's Spongebob??!!
Will there be sharks to eat us? Jellyfish to sting us?? That would be great!
The weather effect feature is a brilliant idea, I like that actually, sounds like a chance to lose some crew members.....wash them ashore, and then we loot them..
Yeah! We can finally loot dead bodies! Been waiting for that! And search for treasures! And pilfer from other ships!! It's all so pirate-y at the moment, when do we get to assassinate someone??
There's the viewpoint sidequest, how does Kenny balance himself that well on the skinny tree branch and those beams?? I can't even stand on a brick wall without reducing it to debris.....
Take over other pirate ships, kill their captain(s), get their treasure, yeah pirates!
Take over the fortress, kill the governor, and claim the goods, yeah semi-pirate-dick!
Need more info on discrete murder......ie. assassination =p
Bring it on Ubisoft! We have high expectations!!

Scribblenauts Unmasked - A DC Comics Ad, where we can draw up our DC heroes....coming on the 24th September...
Yeah, Maxwell is going to conjure some nifty heroes and battle villains in Gotham City, Atlantis etc...not really an Aquaman person...hmmm...
Yeah sure , talking to dolphins is cool, swimming really fast is cool..his powers are best underwater..
He's vulnerable on land (he grows weak after awhile!!)....well then again, the others are vulnerable in water...that's quite an understatement as they don't stand a chance...they can't breathe underwater, not even for a second!!
His magic hand was awesome....and then they gave him his real hand back....why?????
He could dehydrate people with a touch!! Open up portals to funky dimensions!!

Veteran voice actors are being replaced.....is it because they sound like grandpas now??
Kiefer Sutherland for Snake?? Eric Johnson for Sam Fischer??
Nay, just for kicks......Eric can play motion/voice.....so all-in-one....why not??
If he can pull it off, it's cool.
Why are the critics drawing up negativity???
We'll never know the mechanics of their minds....
Hey, at least they aren't using Justin Bieber or one of the One Direction gals....
Clearly, the game drought is killing me so I'll stop here....

Have fun yo!

Friday, July 12, 2013

Clank Goes The Metal God

A new Ratchet And Clank???

Yeah, presenting RaC - Into the Nexus, sequel to Tools Of Destruction and A Crack In Time.
New weapons, new upgrades, new worlds, what else is new??
Hopefully new jokes...
Looks like we'll be doing something in zero-gravity...
Other than that, nothing much from the trailer....
Hope it's better than the previous ones...honestly, not too impressive..(yeah, yeah I'm a bastard...)

MGS - The Legacy Collection, who doesn't want it???
Nostalgia.......ooooo....aaaaahhhh......
You're my favourite grandpa!!
Access to every title in the franchise!!! YESS!!
I'm not too sure if the revamp will happen....
MGS on a new engine??
The Fox Engine!!
Snake will look great!!
Happy 25th Anniversary MGS!!! 

Can't wait for Killzone - Shadow Fall!!!
I just need this one!!
Destroy everything!! XD

Review/comment/rant/whatever time!
God Of War - Ascension....what can I say??
Hellish game! (As in great, not the other way......why do people associate 'hell' with 'bad'???)
Gameplay is the same, a third-person action RPG, battle mythological creatures, defy the Gods....because they fucking suck.....yes I'm an atheist, what are you going to do about that???!! XD
There are the three types of orbs for health, magic and weapon...
Gory damage is seen (YESSSSSS!!!).......no censored shit!
My favourite creature would be the Cerberus.......3-headed doggie, simply delightful =D
The extra feature would be the online Multiplayer mode, and you do see some of the monsters you see in single-player mode....not all...which comes in four modes
Puzzle-solving but not too difficult, we're Spartans!!!
Kratos uses the Blade of Chaos, same same here....
What's different is we could use new weapons we find (from fallen enemies, just random crap on the ground) for a limited period of time and can be included into combo attacks for different animations, without them, Kratos just punches/kicks, somehow he's forgotten how to pick stuff up and use them in the sequels.......so have fun experimenting...
We could reinforce our weapons with elements (fire/ice/thunder/darkness), if you've played previous installments (though this is a prequel..), you'll know their names.....
This reinforcement affects the Rage ability you perform, and it's easier this time around to replenish your Rage meter, do it by killing enemies off... 
New artifacts have been added so keep an eye out for them, some of them make New Game + more fun....(*cough* *cough* *unlimited magic*)
There are also new relics which grant Kratos new abilities...like the diversion ability where you distract your enemies with a clone (Kage-bunshin no jutsu!!!!!)...
It's great fun and the story is interesting, as we go behind the scenes of Kratos's past...
Graphics good, music mehhh.....but fun to play.....sweet sweet bloody brutality....
Ares is a --------------------------...........enough said....
There's a new Multiplayer mode (Bout Of Honor update) which focuses on mano-o-mano combat, featuring five new levels, to be released soon I guess...


Have fun yo!!

Thursday, July 11, 2013

Beyond The Robber's Fantasy

Gotta love the GTA-V trailer!
Gameplay is sweet!!!
If you hate it, you're an asshole..............nah, just kidding....XD
Look at how open it is, cities, outskirts, mountains, and all that, what mischief one can come up with!
I'm definitely going to invest in tattoos and some smoking hot cars..... =p
Get into some seriously fun activities like abseiling, hiking and tennis and what not....
I can actually get a hobby........gaming isn't a hobby, it's serious business XD
Well I'm too asthmatic in real life to pick up sports....
Pretty much like The Sims except they can actually think....
What's awesome is that the three leading men have interesting stories of their own (Unlike you Vaan and very much like you Balthier! Is Vaan really a protagonist? The answer to that eludes me to this day......), it's also the first of the franchise to have three protagonists.....
You can check in on what the other is doing.....something nasty maybe?? Heehehehe......
As a fan of drunk driving and nasty behaviour and I've always been into GTA, this is definitely a must-buy.....

You love Final Fantasy XIV - A Realm Reborn and you have an Xbox 360/One ('an' sounds nicer okay???!!)??
Well, it ain't coming to that console.....
Because Xbox doesn't like to share.....
Then again, Xbox owners are usually not fans of FF......right??
I don't know, you tell me!
The director of FFXIV wants us to be able to play cross-platform, with different people and make friends all around the world!!! Peace!
So too bad......
Pre-order FFX/X-2 HD ReMaster for artbooks (if you're interested)....
Extra 30-minute drama and new voice-acting?? That's cool...
Can't wait to see the laughing scene.
Will they once again sound like suffocating ducks? 
We'll find out! 
Right now, FFXII still has my vote for 'FF With Best Voice Actors'....
How can you not love their accents (Fran's and Balthier's being my favourite)??!!??

What's the next high-expectation game we have??
Beyond - Two Souls, Ellen Page is in this one.....
Yeah, she threw a hissy fit a week ago (I think, or two??) but that doesn't mean this game will suck...
Unless she complains again....who wouldn't want to be a character of a video game seriously??
Maybe a lot of people...okay....moving on....
I think it looks nice, and the story is different....
That's important I guess??
Having a story to make this game stand out from the others of the same genre....

Payday 2 looks awesome, so far...
Robbing people and making them suffer has never been this fun....
I'll give a thumbs up to any game that can give me the thrill of tormenting someone...
Co-op to make it more fun!!
I'm NOT disturbed, I'm just a happy happy joy joy gamer!

What are your thoughts on the Dragon's Crown loot/equipment system??
Money is everything!! Mr Krabs says it all!!
You need it to appraise the items found, and they may not be useful now but later, you'll regret it!
You want to keep everything with you?? If only that's possible!
You have to sell some stuff to get money!  Prostitution of your sorceress ally is NOT an option (I've seen a lot of comments on the sorceress's ga-dong-ga-dong)
Appraise the expensive ones...*wink* *wink*....but it might be Fool's gold....=p
Combat system is reminiscent of Legend Of Mana somewhat...=)

Have fun!!