I know!! I know!! I've sinned!
My punishment will resume after this......I think....
Hey! I like writing about stuff....
Maybe I'll delay that announcement I said I'll make at some point??
Fair deal?? =)
Ho ho ho ho ho.......
This month is teeming with indie goodies!
More Slender??
Horror games are the BOMB!
Lucius is not a horror game guys...come on.....you're fucking me aren't you????.....Is it classified as one......???
I'm not sure......to me, it's more of a puzzle game with adult themes.....no spoilers!!
If anything, it's hilarious......no no no.....don't go ape shit on me about religion now, be cool man.....
Anyway.....what do we have this month??
Who loves berries?? Sweet, sweet raspberries, blueberries, gooseberries or geeseberry.......I don't know....any of those?
How about some Cloudberry Kingdom???
But CarLz........
YES, it was released last month....but on my calendar, the last day of last month is part of this month, it's month-ception.....I defy the laws of physics, time and matter and space.....doesn't make sense....??
Too bad! I'm ridiculous =p
A seemingly cute, cheerful and light platform game that will rip your heart out and chomp on it to smithereens....
As usual, you go through levels which become increasingly harder....
What's the catch???
Lack of abilities to aid you in certain parts of the game.....haha!
You unlock them as you proceed (sorta flawed....), so yippee!
There are different modes so yeah, round up your bros and jam on it.....
Level of difficulty....?? Let me just touch this subject lightly.......
Enough to keep you busy....I guess??
Ye olde games were way more engaging and hardcore....games these days...not so much....
Still holding on to hope! I'm waiting for you DS II!!!!
Seriously though, what is Hideo Kojima up to??? I wanna know!! Is it a new game?????!!!
The Dream Machine P4! Chew on them cardboard!
Don't ever stay in your apartment alone unless you're ready for an adventure....ADVENTURE TIME, come on, grab your friends, travel to very distant lands......lalalalalalalala......
Savant : Ascent - shoot those bolts, YEAH!
Pivvot - I can't make good decisions!! Why must you make me clean my room?.....I killed Carley or Carly!!! I can't solve problems like a wise adult....I'm a retard! I need a sandwich.....
Rymdkapsel - No idea if this is actually a word (is this German?) but pretty fun =) Take over the galaxy like a boss....yeah yeah ooohh ooohh ohhh.....
Divinity : Dragon Commander - The word 'dragon' is enough to get me pumped up XD -I LOVE DRAGONS......CAN'T STRESS THAT ENOUGH!!!-
Only to be let down by the absence of dragons.........how dare you Dragon Zakura.......
Why is everyone going crazy over major boobage in Dragon's Crown??!!? Would you prefer seeing huge banana ding-a-lings instead???!!?? Alrighty...whatever floats your boat....I don't mind =p
Ibb And Obb - Reminds me of those days, the Chip & Dale game, Snow Bros, my fave! They are not the same but co-op just brings those memories back.......
Betrayer - Very eye-friendly....it's an eye candy!! =) I'm serious.....not joking....
Papers, Please - Oh, I get to be the Immigration Officer this time.....gosh I hate those people, pissing me off at airports, getting all high and mighty with foreigners....bastards.....
Guacamelee - Ai yai yai yai!!!
Skullgirls - Let the ladies pull each others' hair off till bald.......
To be continued!
A little NOTE about -Master Rogue-
Sorry about that! I didn't realize that it bites or bit people (I've changed it).
I didn't mean anything by it....I swear! =)
Sometimes I just miss out on stuff and then the whole thing changes in meaning...
Sometimes I just slip stuff in here and there....
If it makes you feel better......I have it too...=)
Yeah, I know it doesn't change anything....what's expressed will forever be out there...=p
As punishment, I shan't blog for a while.....
It's punishment to me because I love writing about stuff XD
So so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so sorry!!
Smile always! =)
A new exclusive online RPG for the PS4, Deep Down!
Another exclusive, another angry mob....
Yep, we know it bros!
Unless the game sucks of course, then there would a jeering party.....
Don't get your undies in a knot yet.......
May NOT be an exclusive, so there you go! =p
As discretely mentioned.................next-gen sequel -game- Tomb Raider is real...
Yes it is!
She does indeed look older =)
And rougher around the edges.....
Elder Scrolls Anthology, the colossus weighing on my mind....
To get or not to get??
All five ES games + add-ons/DLCs + five new maps
Elder Scrolls Arena
Elder Scrolls 2: Daggerfall, The Elder Scrolls 3: Morrowwind along with Tribunal and Bloodmoon.
Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion and Knights of the Nine and Shivering Isles
Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim with Dawnguard, Hearthfire, and Dragonborn DLC.
5 physical maps : Tamriel, Iliac Bay, Morrowwind, Cyrodiil, and Skyrim.
Don't have to be a Calculus genius to calculate the intensity of the bundle....
If you have them all already......think this....it's a collectible!! XD
Well, that's how it is in the gaming industry........money, money, money.....=p
Watch Dogs - Smartphone stealth!
Aiden Pearce shall live our dream - hack into CTOS and take over the city!
Make the traffic lights go haywire so pedestrians get knocked down, street lights go whacked so it's like a club out on the streets......
Focus security cameras on more important stuff - the toilet cubicles, not the stores and goods....
Ahhh...Chicago is the best place to be now.....=)
Fez 2 is gone, ka-poof, not gonna make it....deal with it ga-bros! Cheers to some of you....
What's your rep yo??
Looks like we can no longer be douche-bags while playing on the Xbox -Live-......
Should one behave inappropriately, one shall be spanked in a manner where he/she is placed at the bottom of the pyramid......he/she who cheats/dicks around shall not pass........
And it seems Sony is losing moola.......hmmmmm........where are all the fanny fanboys and fangirls now?? Hehehe.......
Dear old Square Enix has turned wiser..............................aging kills.....
A quest has been bestowed upon the team....
They are controlling every bit of detail now.....how the game is made and released....
Not going to just focus on the big-boy consoles/handhelds but spread out to mobiles and the others which are not usually mentioned......less remakes and more new stuff....
What do I think...??
It's pretty good....expand your horizon, make good use of them all.....show different aspects of games, when one platform fails to deliver, the other succeeds and bathes in its glory...new games to excite us all, introduce a new element or elements (provided they don't suck).....
What do I really think....??
Good luck NOT attracting crazy doo-doos who go all out to defend big-time consoles......XD
Have fun!!
She's older, bolder and ever ready to kick ass!
Aveline will be appearing in AC-IV!
Can't wait to find out more about her missions!
It's not the end of her story yet....
Apparently, her story is a side-quest thingy....
Agent (by Take-Two) will be making a comeback!
I think.....I don't know......
More Cold War goodies to come??
Some super stealth quests??
Comic??
Jimmy Hopkins, coming to us for more Bully-ing!
Sounds like it....
Rockstars might make a next-gen version....
Bullying in HD, what can be better......??? =D
You can no longer see the pixels of your victims' wounds.....
I don't know what I'm talking about....XD
Deadpool gets a DLC - The Merc With A Map Pack -
Comes with two new maps (GRT Plaza and I.Tower) and two new outfits for our awesome anti-hero...
Killzone - Mercenary multiplayer expectations - PS Vita will sell....XD
Closed beta is on, how do you find it???
Open beta will begin on --------- not sure yet......late August...?
More multiplayer shenanigan - Batman Arkham Origins =)
Killer Is Dead looks great, not for that reason....sheesh...=p
Golly volly that girl's voice is sharp......it pierced my eardrums......
Flirting all day long - how.....interesting........and then bang....??
Well just remember.....we don't ever bang with friends in a farm.....it's taboo.....they will sue the crap out of you and the animals will go nuts and Zynga and you will never turn each other on again......
Active-battle style - dang googitty nurse giggity ding bang.....
Will there be a Red Dead Redemption sequel??
Yes please!
NOTES of the day......
Play Pikmin 3 - happy happy fun fun
BI Season Pass is a must - it's a kickass deal!
The DLC is awesome - play it!
If you don't like it, well.....you gained some EXP/gamer creds or as some people call it geek creds....
And you've just LEVELED UP!!!
-Victory Fanfare-
Battlefield 4 looks sweet-ass.....
Currently replaying a classic too.....
To be revealed next time!
Along with something else!
Stay cool!
Splinter CB - Spies Vs Mercs - looks awesome.
In this mode, we can play TP-style and FP-style respectively, with different classes.
As a predator, we could go invisible for a short period and sabotage stuff...XD
Well, that is what spies do.....be discrete and all.....ninja arts! Ninpou!
Should you hack something (hacker!!), you have to be alert to your surrounding because you'll be hanging around until your mission is done and so gotta buff up to defend against mercs who are merciless and can take you down really good!
Mercs are basically just the shooters, their job is to deal with the enemies heads-on with what they've got.....
What else can I say....??
Can't wait for this =)
Oh PayDay 2........what a game!
You could be the heist coordinator....sounds fancy right??
Tough job!
Making sure everything goes to plan, everyone listens to you, make sure someone doesn't pull a Kanye West on you......'Beyonce' can rob better!'.....
Lay out the plan to your mates and the mission begins....
Put out the protective flame that is the guard....
Freak everyone out into crouching, attaching an ECM jammer to stop mofosies from calling the cops on you.....hehehehe...nice touch....
Someone might have the guts to shut off the jammer and get the authorities....yep, that sort of AI....
Well, there's also the alarm...gotta be street-smart....
So, the aim here is to loot as fast as you can...you could delegate to your mates....
Put da stuff in da bags, throw them aside and pick and transfer them to your runaway van...
Which could be tough.....when you're doing it alone....someone could play hero while you're away...
As you progress, you could dump your loot further...and get the mission done faster and less chances of cops getting to you because the transfer would be short-distance. I don't know how much further...but it sounds unhuman-ly...
Speaking of AI and realism....well, can't comment much on that, it's a game...you want something realistic, rob a place IRL yourself.....haha....
People start hating when it doesn't comply with reality.....well.....there will always be haters....
Also hate it when it's too realistic??
Like The Last Of Us where Ellie could stomp around like a gorilla and still get away...Joel just had to breathe and he died........
The guy could walk around the store with his face exposed and then he puts on the mask and everyone suddenly can't recognize him...and so can't find/arrest him....it's a clown of a robber...or robber of a clown.......anyway....
The game looks good!
Calling all Saint Seiya fans! Brave Soldiers will be here soon......sorta....in November...for the PS3...
Will be going up against the Golden Zodiac warriors...in a fighting RPG style, like Naruto...it's 3D battling....
Not too sure if there are changes to the battle system.....but hey.....it'll be a while before it comes out...
No bars were seen in the trailers....
We'll find out more soon....
Honestly, without their voices, I sometimes just can't tell the guys are indeed guys......sure you know they are, after watching the anime or reading the manga where they have the intro.....
There are distinguishing factors.....you know what I mean.......but sometimes I can't tell...XD
I mean some of them are voiced by ladies.....Ash (Yes it's an anime! Even the English Ash was and IS still voiced by Veronica....it's like he's perpetually in puberty mode....well I guess he is written to just age by half to a year in the story....still better than bitchy JB), Ueki, the Elric brothers!!
There are more......=p
Happy happy fun fun!
Bioshock Infinite DLCs coming up!!
-Get Season Pass-
.................seriously....................well.......it's up to you XD
Well....one is already up.....
The Clash In The Clouds, where we'll go through some familiar places....
It's included in Season Pass...make good use of that =)
A whole new brand of excitement that is a bundle weapons, tools, Vigors and quests...
YES!! More to explore! Longer game time.....
Different combat styles and new challenges and some exclusives =D
Have access to new Voxophones, arts, Kinetoscopes and other fancy nick-nacks if we complete all 60 Blue Ribbon challenges!
How exciting....yum yum!
Elizabeth smokes???!!
Well, the only time when the words 'Elizabeth' and 'smoke/other variations' are in the same sentence is like this 'Elizabeth is smoking hot'......
Well.....it's a different Elizabeth.....an all-new Ellie-Booker adventure....
Yippee doo da!
Burial At Sea will be available soon.....at some point in our lives.....
It's a two-parter and a SP deal....
Like I said....SP this! =)
Set in the city of Rapture in its glorious days -Atlantis!!-
We shall be the spectators of its downfall.........or the cause....hehehe....
Elizabeth looks sorta badass =p
We'll be playing as Bookie right?
With his lighter of a finger, encouraging the increase in lung cancer occurrences.....
Time to kick ass!
