Smash The Laughing Cup!

E3 is over and I'm hyped!
Believe it!
Too good to be true that someone in this world still cares about games and hardwares?
Well, just believe it!
Naruto Shippuden: UNS Revolution looks kewl.
Can't wait to play Akatsuki's story arc.
I just love having combination move skits. I think they do add some fun to games.
That also applies to Super Smash Bros!!!
Is Dark Pit part of Palutena's move?
What is he??!!?? A new character.....??
One of some of the things I hate in games - alternate costumes......which only involve colour change!
It's alternate costume, not alternate colour of a costume.
They are the same? Come on! Side with me for once..... 
I love wave-dashing but if it's not here, I can make that work.....
I'm in this to rumble and beat them up real good, not to dash into people's faces anyway....
Having Mii characters can be fun, to quite a few people's dismay because their moves are generic........still!! Learn to accept new things!
You don't have to play as the Mii if you don't want to so, chill-ax!
Pac-Man - He's cool...I don't have a problem with him.....
I don't have a problem with anything! I just bitch when I feel like it.
Was Pikachu doing a break dance in that reveal trailer?
I was thinking of Bomberman just before Pac-Man was announced, for some odd reason.
Maybe it's because I just heard that the 3DS Bomberman was cancelled.
I guess I just miss some of the oldies........and also SPYRO!
Link looks slightly feminine in the new LoZ game.
As if he never did...........I mean....you know...........
He looks like Bayonetta!
Oh wait no......it's a Bayonetta 2 thingy.......
She even dresses as Samus.....
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
It might not be Link if it makes you feel any better........as hinted by the Nintendo dude.
We can use Zelda in Hyrule Warrior! I think I called that! A few posts ago.........=D
Wonder what Code Name: S.T.E.A.M is all about.....???
Hmmmmmmm......................
It sounds like a badass chimera, made out of elements of many genres.......
More details please!!!!!!

Next in the quest to HD-ify everything - Final Fantasy Type-0 HD!
Awwwww yeah, been waiting for this one.
Finally, it'll be here and in the glorious form that is today's must-have feature - HD!
How does Cloud riding his bike look like in better graphics? 
G-Bike! I thought they were going to announce a remake until the end of that trailer...
Ohhh Squeenix........you just love teasing us.......
Two new classes in FFXIV (Rogue/Ninja) and marriage is enabled.
What's special? SS-marriage is allowed.
What's annoying? People hating it either way!
When it's not allowed (uuhhhh....I don't know...Tomodachi Life!), people go 'ARRGGHHH.....homophobes/homohaters!''........
When it's allowed, people go 'Why bring social/political issues into games????????!!!!'.....
I say - SS relation shouldn't even be called an 'issue' because it's not!
Political issue?? What?! Do you even hear yourself when you talk?
It's just an ordinary type of human relationship.
In fact, not only humans, some animals gay it up.......not going into details here.
You can ask your teachers or Master Google.
Even sexism got pulled into E3......
Why aren't there any females in AC: Unity? Maybe it's because there aren't any???
Such trivial details.......

I got their names (MK-X)!!
Bug Maiden is D'Vorah, I Heart You Man is Kotal Kahn and Big Daddy & Little Sister are Ferra/Torr.
There's also Cassie Cage.
That bubble gum fatality was weak.....come on! Step up your game!
Maybe stuff that gum in her eye sockets........
There's a new way to die in The Sims 4......
Guess what it is??
Laugh! Laugh continuously until your intestines explode!
That's awesome............
Imagine if that were possible in reality........
The hospital would be a horrible place to be in for me.........
XSEED is bringing Story Of Seasons to our doorstep.
Why they can't call it Harvest Moon?
For some legal reasons.......uhhhh Natsume.............blah!
But they can have Cam in it......??
I just don't get law people..........
I would love to get my hands on Razer Nabu! 
It sounds like something I really need................
Oh you know.......as long as it's a new gizmo..........I need it.......
I'm a tech freak, remember?

This console.....yeah........I can't wait for it.......

A white PS4 from Nintendo.....
Now that's gold people!
Oh no....wait.....pardon me..........we can't say 'white' anymore......
A Caucasian PS4.....yeah, that sounds right......
How's that sensitive people.....??

I watched Maleficent!!! (On Friday, the 13th......nice day eh?)
You know what else???
We (Kyle and I) finally did it!!!!!!
We finally got the whole theater to ourselves.
It's this thing we do......
Pick the earliest (a.m) movie session and maybe we could be the only ones.
To prove that people are too lazy or just aren't keen to wake up that early to watch movies.
There were always 3 -5 other people in all our attempts.....
But yesterday...........haha! Nobody!!!!
Lame thing to do they say, weird way to waste sleep time they say.......
Okay, fine..........maybe it's strange.........but we did it!

Could act like jackasses and no one would complain.
Yeah, 10.30 a.m is the earliest here. 
Not really early IMHO but somehow, not many people fancy this session.
Or maybe it's because nobody wanted to be out on Friday (13th)....
Or no one likes this movie.......???
So, the movie! I think it's pretty good.....
There's not much talking..........the narrator has the most lines.
Just recently.........it feels like Disney is trying to take back the message they've been conveying all these years........and is making it very obvious......
Maybe Disney feels guilty and thinks they are responsible for all the teen pregnancies or insanities these days.....or not......I don't know........
Motherly or sisterly or any family love can save one and not only the I-Want-To-Pork-You kind of love.....
I think that's fine..........just one problem.........YOU DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT!
After the love is shown, Diaval says something like how that's true love......
Just like how Olaf or Kristoph did after Elsa saved Anna.....
You don't have to say it........no one said anything after the prince kissed the princess......
So the Pork-You love is understandable but family love isn't....???
Wowwwwww....................................................................................................................
It's kind of weird that Aurora still likes Maleficent after she pretty much killed her dad....
Yeah, it's all Stefan's (douche!) fault all this madness happened in the first place but.....
He dead yo.........

So...................................it's blitzoff time! #WorldCup2014
Yay Brazil for 3-1!!
Go go go go go go!!!
Isn't it great that I'm focusing on things other than my work and the coming election?
Ohhhh.......I feel so good XD

Ever Eaten Eclairs?

I'm sure we can all agree that eclairs are just oblong doughnuts, yeah?
Hope you had a whole day of sugary goodness on Donut's Day =D

It's that time of the year again!!!
Gamer's Christmas/Red Carpet Event, E3!!
Who will win this year???
Don't care! 
Or rather................
Everyone wins! 
What's important is we all have fun yay-ing and boo-ing, am I right?
What's trending everywhere on the Net?
#E32014!
I'll be tweeting weird stuff just to join the fun......it's something I call twee-crastinate.....

Look at Pagan Min! I'm loving his style.
He somehow reminds me of my favourite villain of all time - Kefka!
I just love it when sadistic (psychotic?), heinous people with intense bloodlust are the main antagonists.
That's the impression he left when I watched the trailer.
If he didn't appear that way to you, I must have been blinded by all the blood because I watched the trailer for Dead Island 2 before that.
That was a sweet trailer.
Imagine yourself in that situation, you jogging while everything behind you becomes chaotic.
He had some sort of bite/wound thingy there, so you knew he would turn.
Uncharted 4: A Thief's End - that's the name! What is it going to be about.....??
Nathan looks kewl like always.
Ratchet & Clank: The Movie - It can work if they put some effort in it.
I have a feeling it's one of those movies.....you think it won't work but it actually does.
MGS-V-TPP (Toilet Paper Pun The Phantom Pain) looks awesome - so much blood.....oooooo.....
I saw Quiet!

What am I expecting from E3 this year?
I'll be honest - I'm not only expecting games but hardwares too.
Some of the games on my list can be crossed out because they are guaranteed to be at E3! Oh yeah!
Mortal Kombat X! More fatality! Yay for new characters!
Bug Maiden and Bid Daddy & Little Sister and I Heart You Man.
I'm going with those names for now.
More on Super Smash Bros!
Will Mewtwo make an appearance? Pretty please?
Or a new challenger?
Maybe....................................Shadow?
Epona? Neigh?
Maybe........................Popuri! Use chicken eggs attack now!
I didn't expect inFAMOUS but it's cool. More about Fetch.
I really want to see a Spyro game but I don't think that's coming.
I want more games (RPGs) with dragons or other creatures, where we control them at all/any time.
No more humans/human-looking humanoids! Look at the other games......
The closest we have come, excluding fighting games and at the top of my head - Blanca (SH), Kimahri (FFX), Red XIII (FFVII), Muppy (MK-AA)....
We only use them in battles......
I want to explore the world with these characters!
Have more like Sonic, Ratchet and ummm.............................SPYRO!
I would also like to see more indie games and hey hey!
Sony did it!
I believe there will be more.......

Let's just sit back and enjoy the show.

Crying Mario, Twitching Carver

And Carver is dead..............and I made Clementine watch.....
I am such a good person.
Hey, she has to prepare for the things ahead.
It's time to grow up.
Look at Sarah....she got people killed because she wouldn't, for the love of Mana, grow up!
He was a good man......crazy, heinous, had a God complex but I think....deep down....he meant well...
He just got out of hand....
You can't rule if you're going to be lenient....that is a fact, unfortunately.
Humans take advantage of you if you don't stand up for yourself.
No.....??? Carlzodin is a sociopath for defending him?
I guess I am.
Jane's pretty cool, the Bloody Mary of this game.
Well, you gotta love her guts.
I though she was Molly but Kenny and Clem would have recognized her if that was the case.
Unless her hairstyle threw them off.....
Maybe she was at Savannah and she saw Lee's little Walker goop trick.
Who knows yeh? Can't wait for the next episode =D
Bigby coming up next!!! Woots!!
Where am I getting all this energy?
Love how the cover art says 'In Sheep's Clothing' but Bigby is pretty much topless.
From the title, does it mean our lil baddie is someone who is seemingly a goodie?
Belle.......????? Snow.......(nay...right....?)???

What is up this month?
Making Mario cry, Philips? For real?
Come on!
One of the problems this world is facing.....
You can get a patent for any sort of crap.
I can just stick a Digimon sticker on my 3DS and sue Nintendo for making 3DS units that look like mine minus the sticker....
Does that make sense?
Of course not!
Why in the world does Youtube want Twitch???
To make the comment/chat section suck too?
Really??
Spending lots of moola to make stuff suck, is that a thing now? Gaaahhhhhhhhhh!
Oculus Rift at Chuck E Cheese?
Because it's new and fresh?
Why not dress Ronald McDonald and the Colonel in bikinis?
Why not? It's new and fresh and swell and young.........
Why do I disagree with that? Because I don't.
I'm just rambling about random stuff.
Can't wait to get my hands on Watch Dogs. 
It looks cool really but like always....people oversell something when something is announced.
Finally when it's available, people give bad reviews and go 'meh'.....can you believe the madness that is sustained in this world? 
It's nobody's fault you fall for trailers...................haha!

Flappy Bird is coming back with multiplayer feature.
Just what everyone needs.
Are you happy now? Your frustrated prayers have been answered. 
Now you can flap your birdie wings between pipes once more and you can flap with your friends too!
So......Far Cry 4 has been announced.....and ruined already by leaks and complaints about the art.
Yeah....I don't see what's racist about it.
It's just a guy wearing pink patting another dude's head (who seems to be praying....who knows why...........higher beings don't exist......sheesh)....
Skin colour means nothing........because you can bleach and colour yourself silly these days.
There's nothing to that art, people.
If you have a problem with men wearing pink too......you must hate pretty much everyone in this world.
Well....................................you can argue that men don't look good in pink.....errr....there's really not much substance in that argument.
It's just a colour guys! Come on! Anyone can look fabulous in pink.
Half-Life 3 is real........YAY!!! No more made-up equations anymore!!
After all those years of ridiculous maths!
Save them for later when the news is revealed to be a tease.
I'm not saying it's fake but you know.......
What better way to attract people than using nostalgia/memories??
Woo hoo HALO 5: Guardians! Don't know much about it yet, just going to leave it at that.....no assumptions........just speculations.
Is it going to be about the day Master Chief was born and therefore about his guardians?
Does his parents put cloaks over their armours too....??
Or was that his dad or mum in the trailer....?
E3 will be upon us soon.
Hyrule Warrior - Interesting screenshots but will it play well?? Hmmmm..........
Can I hack and slash as Zelda???
We're always using Link, would love Zelda to have some action, hai-ya! moments.
Oh yeah..........Super Smash series!
Come on Nintendo! Expand her role further!
Sims 4 looks good, like Sims 3 but..........................................................................better graphics...??
ReaLLY??!!
What did I tell you guys?
One remaster after another......now it's the HALO series.
I'm not saying it's a bad idea but.....eeeehhhh.......how about them new games eh?
I've just played Nancy Drews - The Shattered Medallion (30th) which is a good one.
To those who are not familiar, it's a puzzle game series.
Would love to pick one up? Go crazy! Start from the first game because you'll see familiar faces or stuff as you go.
I give this series a Carlzodin approval sticker. The puzzles are insanely fun to play.
Not a huge fan of bad graphics? Start from the 5th game.
The books are good too if you're looking for something new to read, though they make some people sound like douches at times (Nancy....Bess...).
Why am I bringing this up all of the sudden....?
I'm random =P

Have a great week!
I'm pooped.

Kunoichi With Sapphire Lightsaber

Destiny costing $500m?????????????????????????????????????????????
It better be good!
Like the high-end $500 aluminum NES.........
I'm going to say...................definitely a collector's item.
I've heard so much just this week, people saying how insane this deal is......
Not only is it not a next-gen, games are not being made for it anymore.
That point is valid, would only buy it for nostalgia's sake, just as a part of console collection.
For those complaining non-stop, don't get your panties in a bunch, ladies.
If you don't like it, don't buy it. Don't hate on those who think this is a great, loving-memories-inducing deal.
Your bitterness is not going to stop it.
To those who are getting it, get off the surgery table! Don't make your nose too high up. It's not fabulous at all.

E3! E3! E3! E3! E3! E3!
Microsoft looks all confident, new IP and sequels. No prequels brah?
Maybe some from the new studios they will be working with?
They'll be focusing on hardcore gamers.....what is their definition of a hardcore gamer?
A gamer who plays all day long?
A gamer who thinks games like Angry Birds are total BS?
A gamer who just plays and not finish his/her thesis even though it's due in six hours?
Hmmm......yeah, in the ballpark.
Never thought about it but Microsoft doesn't have a handheld....interesting.....
If they do decide to cough one out, it would probably suffer, due to the other handhelds in existence.
The human mind responds to ye olde better than newbies after all.
It's always PSP! Vita! GameBoy! DS!
Speaking of which, new Nintendo consoles?? Console with a 's'??
How many are these guys planning???!!!
Ohhh...boyyy...........
Remakes!!!
Pokémon Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire!
Although I have no idea what the names mean anymore, I'm hyped!
New story......new evolutions......new gameplay graphics......new world......
They are all new and groovy!
What does remake mean again?
Anyway! Announced in the month of May! *wink* *wink*

Fans and haters of the Dualshock 4!
Sony has spoken!!
The light bars were made for Project Morpheus.
It's not to dim your light bars, putting them in sleep mode........
It's for VR! Woots! Woots!
As for how it's done.....don't know how!
Probably an E3 topic.
Games!!! GaMeS! GAMES!!!!!!
Senran Kagura coming to NA on the Vita! An all-girl brawler, played mostly by guys! Yay!!
Not being sexist........come on, you know it's true.
Outlast: Whistleblower - Shush with your own finger.....because you don't know where that finger has been.....
Anyway, it's alright.....not downright scary but....alright.
Eddie is a douche. Just to be sure.....none of those were women? There were no females at all in the asylum??
Dude! He sawed your wiener off! And you make him your groom? Make him bleed already!
So they say they want CoD: AW to be popular like Game Of Thrones.....???
The only way to do that is to make it like Game Of Thrones......
Adding - I want to say bedroom action but the 'action' seems to take place just anywhere on the continent, outdoors, indoors, semi-outdoors-indoors......so yeah...-
Adding these actions to the game would make it just as popular.
You know....first-person-hooter.
Just do your best CoD! You'll be fine.............
Tomodachi Life - No same-sex marriage.......that's sad..........but hey!
At least, in reality, it's allowed! YAY.............................................ohhh wait......
It's too late to change it now! No worries, it's just a game anyway......
In real life though, to those cheering, boo you! Accept people for who they are! Allow it!
New Unreal Tournament! Go for it!
Telltale's Borderlands! There will be two playable characters, Rhys (miner) and Fiona (con-artist).
They look good together. Oh the excitement! 
Is Handsome Jack in it? What will the story be about??
Apparently, it takes place after Borderlands 2......
Details, details, details!
Unlike the other two, where we only play as one.
Speaking of these games, it looks like Clementine will be in a lot of doozies in the next episode.
Adventure Time: The Secret of the Nameless Kingdom will be an interesting game by the sound of it. Once again, the name is realllllllllly long........
With puzzle elements and action adventure fighting, this will be a doozy.....

Angry rambling time! Skip if you want =D
The happy news end here.
I've been fuming a lot this week. Time to give my lil ol' head a spin.
It seems that a few (quite a handful!) gamers have been stressed, excluding myself because my stress is a different kind.....
Specifically....LP-ers.
Must be tiring y'know......recording and all the work that comes with it.
It is very unfortunate that some of your fans (so-called that is) do not appreciate your hard work.
I haven't read the comment section (for playthrough videos that is, I enjoy reading comments for trailers) for a long time so I don't really know what is written until I'm informed by people, who enjoy reading them or just stumble upon them by accident.....
What have I got to say??????
LP-ers weren't born to entertain you. They have their own lives to live.
I'm just going to call these 'fans' umm.........anuses.
You know that livestream moment, when an anus or two or most likely more wants a shout-out and the LP-er gives them the stuff and makes a doo doo in the game. That or another anus just goes ahead and say he/she sucks at the game.
If you're not going to allow the player a 100% focus, you're in no position whatsoever to demand flawless gameplay. Not that you have the right to demand anything in the first place. 
Yes, it is their job, but the JOB entails playing games (Which they are already doing!), entertaining people (Which they are already doing! If some don't find the videos delightful enough, it's clearly not your kind of humour, look for another, anus!) and having fun (Which they can't when anuses cramp their style).
Complaining that the videos are not quality enough? Not enjoying the game like they used to?
So, they try to record it when they are in a better state of mind! But then, anuses start saying they don't deliver enough! What do you want them to do exactly?
Just like some people at the lab......you want me to do a mapping of the molecule but you won't give me access to the machine! What do you want exactly!!!??? Jeeberz, you suck!
I know I blow but you tools suck! Booooooooooooooooo!
Best wishes to all gamers/LP-ers. Hope you don't need pills to calm your nerves down.

Happy Mother's Day!
If your mum is a gamer, lots of interesting stuff to get her.
If not, ehhhhh......there are lots of stuff too........good luck figuring out! =D
I'm the worst gift-giver in the universe.
Well, have a great weekend! Stay kewl!

Calling For The VIIth Time!

Oh................................it's coming!
Star Wars: Episode VII! With some of everyone's (Fine.....not everyone....) favourite ones reprising their roles  and some new ones.
Can't wait to see the end-product!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
May the 4th be with you.....
The Halo TV series will be here soon.....
Is Master Chief a drunkard at the Cantina, goes to space strip club to see Jar Jar Binks? Who knows???!!

Call Of Duty: Advanced Warfare - How advanced it is?
It's so advanced that the trailer which was supposed to be released in the weekend, was released yesterday!
No judging the game from its trailer but I think it was pretty cool and the technology featured was advanced......
We played a shot game, every time the Kevin Spacey dude said 'DEMOCRACY', took a shot of tequila......-like the number of times I used word 'advanced'-......
I got excited when I saw that one part where we can possibly play while on hoverbikes...
I just love hoverbikes............................just love them.....
Don't make them a see-only-no-touchey thing, let us ride them!
Don't be like Titanfall.....they removed the dragons last-minute! Nooooooooooooo..........but I understand though......
Titanfall is after all a mecha-game, having non-mecha-fire-breathing dragons would ruin the theme and mecha dragons are not as cool as living dragons......
Maybe they'll have mecha dragons in the DLC which will be released soon.....but all I've heard is there are only new maps and thinga-majigga.
There are also energy-utilizing weapons in the CoD trailer, starting to sound a little Halo-ish but still no judging....it can be a super cool game........................
Power jump......meh....not as cool as hoverbikes....
People complaining about how there's no zombie mode?????
Zombies can ride no hoverbikes, enough said.
There are so many other zombie games, jam on them!
Cyborgs might be a thing in Watch Dogs....
Once again, no zombie mode.....
Zombies can't Tweet, they can't take selfies and pictures of them sucking someone's brain out on the Internet would probably reach the authorities.....so NO!

Another Wii U exclusive - Stealth Inc. 2!
And free games with Mario Kart 8!
Kirby Triple Deluxe!
And a surprise in E3!!!
Nintendo has got swag yo!
What is it going to be eh?
More Donkey Kong?? More Mario?? More Pokémon?? More on Bayonetta 2!!???
Would love more new on Bayonetta 2 and some new games (completely new that is, not a new game with same old characters).....but who are we kidding...??? We'll see them mascots because of Super Smash Bros maybe???????????? XD
Unless there's a twist! Anyway, GG Nintendo! 
A new console!!???
Child Of Light is a beautiful game. Classic Yoshitaka Amano!
Just saying the obvious like always.....
I'm in the middle of it right now, so far so good.....
Not too difficult and interesting plot really.
The one we have been waiting for..................a ginormous-ass PS4 update.
Easy to upload videos, easy to type with the touch pad, brightness control of the bar and some others.
A fan of pre-order? This update has got your back! Love it when your Vita is in sync with your PS4??
Worry no more!!
Sooooo.........you're destined to unlock Competitive Multiplayer in Destiny.....
Defy it and you'll be cursed with eternal damned campaign......
Not that it's a bad thing haha........
Other than that, PS4 will be going indie-crazy......one of them being Spelunky, one of my favourites...
Speaking of indie, try Long Story......it's a funny game, I'll give you that.
Make the character as close to your real self as possible, it's both-sexualities friendly......
What does everyone think of The Evil Within?
Do you think it's scary??
I think there are some scares here and there but that's just in the trailer.....
I'm on the hunt for some horror games actually because.....I find myself immune to scares these days.
None of the usual is doing anything.....like Silent Hill, Resident Evil (I didn't know this was classified as horror......), Fatal Frame, Daylight etc.....
Feel free to recommend!
It doesn't have to be supernatural spooky.....I mean I'm more afraid of naggy people than I am of demons.....
Demons just kill you when they hate you, quick and painless but people.....they go on and on non-stop, it's like their vocal chords are malfunctioning......
Human dolls are scary, monster dolls/plushies.......meh......
Croixleur Sigma - Don't know much about this game yet except the name is rather mathematical...

Going to repeat these lines until the next episodes are released.....
CLEMENTINE!! WHERE ARE YOU!!!????
BIGBY!!! HOW'S BLUEBEARD DOING???

Have a great weekend!