Trio of Regalia

Well lookie lookie......it has been about two long years.......

I have been up to a lot!
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I have just finished playing Final Fantasy XV.
What can I say about this game?
It was worth the wait, oooooo baby, definitely!
I never thought I would be interested in fishing in any forms and this game threw that out the window with fiery popper Chocobo!
I love a game with a twist but this game twisted in a way that I expected to happen, just not too soon in the game.
I realized that the Empire isn't really the bad one immediately the moment I laid eyes on that guy.
I watched the movie before the game too. He just spews evil all over. 
Throughout the game, I was all like 'That Emperor ain't shit....Ardyn is so calling the shots'.
A huge fan of the story, unfortunately I had to think about it a bit.....by thinking, I mean Googling.
I wasn't sure if I were right because there's this thing about felling the Gods but how can people or our protagonists do that?
Not only that, the game says Shiva was killed by the Empire but there she is! 
So what exactly is this about?
Is the God dead or not?
What I found is their physical, huge-ass bodies are destroyed but they nevertheless remain on the planet as spirits or something like that.
I wish there was more within the game, I mean there could be, maybe in the Cosmology books in the game but I just don't understand them or missed a few issues. 
Who is my favourite character? 
Not Kairi....Iris for sure. She totally looks like Kairi and you feel the same.
Aranea!
Yeah, yeah I know she's the stereotypical tough lady of the game but she's cool, along with her voice.
Everything fits her!
Ignis, my cook! Man, I wish I could make food like that!
Camping is fun when there's gourmet food. That's the life lesson I learnt from this Final Fantasy!
What did I learn from FFX?
You don't fall in love with someone dreamy.....they are not real!
What more do I like? 
The plot is good, just needs more explaining here and there!
Leviathan being mean..... 
Battle system is pretty good....sometimes I got stuck in the corner from warping and had to reset...... well, that's not something that affects my opinion....not really.....
Man, Armiger......
I like the way magic works! Yeah, this is how it should be! Strong, stronger and super strong! Not weak, meh, yeah baby!
Ascension is pretty ok.....not a huge fan of gathering AP but.....it's alright. The name makes it sound as if Noctis and co. are gods.....they have ascended to god-like status! Armiger!
How often does one get to drive fancy ass cars? An Audi!? Why not BMW? Honestly, not a huge fan of Audi or Volkswagen.....
Overall, I give this game 'YEAH, I would totally play it!'.

Keep your eyes peeled!

XV Stories Of Games

Have you played Mortal Kombat X???????????????????????
IT'S REALLY GOOD!
Anyway, before I can elaborate on that, let's talk about other games.
It hasn't been 48 hours yet for me.

Finally!! Daedae appeared in Tellie GoT!
It just took two episodes to bring her out in the open.
Five minutes into the game, a dragon went ablaze.
I thought it was a wild dragon and then I went 'Hey, dragons are extinct in this world. That's why Daedae's dragons make people go oooooo and aaaaahhhhh'.
Sure enough it was hers.
Don't blame me for not recognizing him immediately, fellow fans.
I mean, we RARELY ever see them, in the show and in the game.
Yeah, yeah, it was Drogon. I get it!
And so Joffrey is down and Tyrion is out!
Too bad Mira. Maybe next time.
Knowing this series though, next time, shit gets shittier.
I wonder if the decree works after that.
I don't know how royal affairs go because I'm not a huge fan of royalty except the one which struts into my pocket but I think it should be invalid since the one who signed it is no longer in power.
Personally, I would stand by Margaery. I just know she's able to turn the tide.
Even though she's about to get owned by Cersei.
But I still want to believe a plot twist is in the making!
As for Asher, bros before hoes yo. His uncle was a bitch to Bessie and Bessie is kind of manly, thus the proverb.
Screw Malcolm, Beskha is my buddy.
Of course, it's not GoT if no one dies or turns traitor!
Gared, your bro thinks you're a creep and for some reason, your Wildling bro looks like a traitor.
I should have known.
The 'Spare Thy Life' option is never a real option.
It's just there to tease you. To make you regret your entire playthrough! Waaaaaaaaaaa.........
The North Grove........I believe! I'm a sucker for myths and legends.
I'll believe anything so let's get moving. Stop wasting time teasing us Telltale!!
Gryff is a piece of crap! Doohikkie! I just want to punch him.........beat him up real good.
I hope Rodrik enters beast mode in the next episode. Please do that.
I would love to see that happen.

Story Of Seasons is here!!!!
I'm enjoying the game.
Farming and animal care are much easier. I'm sure everyone agrees.
Music and art style - A+ all the way.
We can finally swim! Yes! What took them so long to implement that?
Probably the buffoons who do in-game stuff for real. Ergo, the warning in the game.
We can jump around freely too! YES!!
I can skip around town all day!
Our mission - to unlock traders! 
By doing what? Selling stuff!
Materials are pretty hard to get in this game but you know what they say?
A game isn't fun if it's easy as fuck!!!
I hate grinding which is why I'm taking my time with the materials.
I heard a lot of complaints about the tutorial period. 
What do I think?
I enjoyed it. It wasn't blatantly long.
Blueprints and recipes are harder to get because of the random house-visiting salespeople and the festivals.
OHHHH THE FESTIVALS!!!
Love-hate relationship time!!!!
The festival results are completely random!
I like it and hate it because I want the prize so bad but at the same time I want the difficulty level to go OVER 9000. 
Processing stuff takes time! 
It makes the game realistic but.................it's a long long time!!!!! 
I guess I can't stand it at times because there isn't a shipping bin anymore so you have to get things done if you want yo money man. 
Freshness is an issue!!
Realistic but errrrrr...........there are sprites, witches and goddesses in the game.
Why can't the crops be supernatural too??
That's the end of that.
Now.....why can't I rename my first cow!!! 
Not talking about my spouse by the way.
It's Hanako? The toilet chick? Mannnnnn........
Well, I love the variety of farm animals offered in this game.
My fave would be the llamas. I just love llamas.
The Mario crops are real helpful though I don't always get the one I need. 
That's just my luck. The RNG Goddess hates me.....a lot. Not just this game. In every other one.
The marriage system now dictates that you know how to cook your potential spouse's fave dish.
Belly no happy, wedding no come true. 
This is slave labour I tell you!!!!
The town is pretty, the characters are lovely and it's fun.
Overall, great game. It's a great HM game. I call it HM because I can.
Anyway, if you would like to trade FC, leave me a message on Tumblr.

It's upside-down day for me. There you go.
The bunny's name is Farronodin.

I enjoyed the FFXV demo.
I love it! Can't wait for the full game.
Love the music. Yoko Shimomura, you're a boss.
Noctis can jump freely!!
Yes, you can tell that I just love jumping.
The battle system is pretty engaging.
Parry is awesome. It's the killer move! You can destroy anything! 
I like how we can teleport around while battling.
It's clearly very important. It's one of the ways to recover.
It's like KH + The Last Of Us.
Look at the details in the environment. 
The shopkeepers are fun. It's an interactive environment. Shopping is no longer boring.
Look at the stuff on the shelves (not Cindy's rack).
It took me a while to know when the battle has begun. 
The monsters were just running everywhere.
Ramuh is back. I kind of wished for Quetzacotl because you know....Ramuh has appeared in so many other FFs as a summon. I want others to have screen time in the latest installment.
With that said though, Ramuh kicked ass. He was OP!
I don't know if they are going to change but please keep the parry feature.
Camping out is pretty fun. Look at that yummy food.
I don't know about gaining EXP while resting.
If level is important, this can break the game which is great for me because I HATE grinding.
So......hmmmmmm.................
It's strange that I'm into the demo more than the full game that came with it (Type-O says 'Fuck you Carlzodin').
Type-O is alright. I had fun. It's KH + Dissidia.
If you've played the PSP version, this is not much of a surprise.

Allow me to finish this post with......
Star Ocean 5 is coming!!!!!

Valley Born From Blood

I've been playing a lot.
I have to confess or I won't be able to sleep.
Sheaaah right.

I would love to say a few something about two games I've played.
They have kept me sane and I'm grateful.
It feels like I've attained immortality. Like always.
Before that high wears out, I shall discuss their amazing-ness and also turn-off-ing-ness.

But before that.........
GAME OF THRONES - SEASON 5!!
More dragons!!!!!!!!!!! -mostlikelynot-
YAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!

Bloodborne is a pretty good game.
I give it a thumbs up.
Yes. I love it. Not just because of the over-display of blood on people and monsters.
The bosses are fun to beat over and over.
It's never the same even if I had one strategy locked down.
That's essentially the beauty of action adventure and fluid gameplay.
You can do pretty much anything with some limitations.
I like how everything is not given to the player.
Like how I had to figure out what to do next.
Maybe I'm just dense but I had to go around gathering pieces in order to progress and I loved that.
I did spend a great deal of time looking for stuff and it was quite wearisome at times but hey, a game isn't worth playing if it's easy-peasy.
What killed the fun though not seriously was unreachable loot.
I don't know if anyone had this glitch but I couldn't get my loot at times because it's stuck.
The increased difficulty and further exploration to find lore and other secrets make this a replay-able game somewhat.
Replay value is one of the characteristics that makes me love a game so this one gets a B.
Music/sounds is good and befitting.
Graphics is great, as expected of a PS4 game and detailed.
Monsters look great. I love their designs and look at them walking tampons!
Can't get enough of blood from shows and animes?
Play. This. Game.

Next up!
Harvest Moon: The Lost Valley by Natsume.
Let us first explore the name.
It's a HARVEST MOON GAME as the name says.
I don't know what's up with the argument about the name.
People claiming that this isn't a real HM game and SoS is.
Which means you're saying TLV is a fake HM game?
This whole name thing is a legal issue. Natsume owns the right to the name. That's it guys.
Honestly, to me, it's just a name.
What makes it HM in the first place?
Is it the farming part? The marriage part? The animal part? Befriending neighbours? The art style?
The style varies with each installment....so what's up really?? 
Hmmmm.......
Does that mean The Sims is a fake HM game?
You can plant stuff, have pets and get married with the extra bow-chicka-bow-wow part.
Not only that, you can get a divorce or sleep around and jinx people.
Wouldn't that make The Sims far more superior in terms of interaction than HM?
Please don't get me started on Farmville.
Don Mattrick clearly can't.
HM is wayyyyyyyyyyyyy better.
Anyway, onwards to Minecraft TLV!
It's fun. The land is your playground. Shape it however you want because you're the only one there! 
No one cares if you destroy everything.
Excessive deforestation? Go ahead.
Landslide? Yes, make them bleeeeeeeeed.
Drill, fill, till, kill!!
That's a fun factor - personalizing your farm land.
The one important mission - unlocking seasons.
The villagers are unlocked from certain activities like fishing as you progress with the story and season unlocking.
That's not as bad as it sounds. It's like ANB except no access to the season and facilities instead of just the facilities which also means your potential spouse and friends.
If you're the kind who gets bored of seeing the same thing, you might flip.
It's pretty much winter the whole time. It takes quite awhile to unlock the next season and the next one. 
You could unlock a season but if it's not currently that time of the year, the effect of the crystal reviving that season is moot.
It's amazing how we can save the land with strawberry jam.
I like how we don't have to pull our tools out without ripping our pants.
Actions are initiated upon contact.
Want to milk your cow and water your veges? Just stand there and look pretty.
Something to think about would be the soil quality. A bit of RF4 for you there.
Have to be careful so that they don't dry out, depending of how fertile the soil is of course.
As for flowers, can't just plant them anywhere.
Bone-picking time!
What is up with the Harvest Sprites??? Not talking about their looks.
Diligence people!!
They can't work for an appropriate amount of time.
I have to ring the barn bell to get my animals out and in? Cool. Better than pushing.
So...........
Why do I need the sprite???!!!!!!
Why can't I do this on my own???!!!
My social links!! Where fore art thou fun social life????
I can't go anywhere! People come to me but not every day?? Hanging around my house? Looking into my windows? No way! Are you spying???
Don't really like that. I've always enjoyed walking around town, talking to people and giving them gifts.
Drawing graffiti on their homes! 
Yeah, I live a thug's life.
I wish we could travel to town but no.
We could go to Heaven, but not town. Can't you flipping believe it!!
That makes me salty........ 
If they aren't there on that day, you don't see them......at........all.
Anyway, music and art style!!
HM music is always good. Relaxing and filled with serenity, more so than yoga.
Art style - cute and realistic!
Realistic in a way that people are like that in real life!
So arrogant up there that their heads expand to the size of a pumpkin leaving the torso unattended.
That makes no sense but seriously......I think the characters are pretty and bubbly and item avatars are just swell XD
I'll end this with a note worthy of your attention.
Dewey sucks.

Where's My Money Pal?

Heeey........
Just want to share something special with you guys.

I received a very interesting email this afternoon.

I don't know if this is a hoax or not so don't flame my ass.
I just think this mail is dodgy.
If it is legit, please, feel free to tell me.

Look at that business-like guy there.
A white laptop?
White shirt, white building, white walls.
A red tie and black hair?
Really dude?
Is that what Paypal looks like?
That's its avatar?
I mean, why is there the word 'Paypal' at the side of the picture? 
The greeting is 'Dear Customer'.
Who does that these days?
People have names yo.
If you want their money, you should address them appropriately.
Why does the word 'Customer' have a capital C?????
Shouldn't it be lowercase?What sort of problem is my account facing anyway?
Did someone use it?
Is there a deposit of a million dollars? 
Or a withdrawal of a million dollars?
It's too vague.
Give me a solid reason to click the link.
You should know by now there are lots of scammers out there who enjoy sending money-sucking links.

At the third bullet point, what's with the exclamation mark after the full stop?
I'm not being a punctuation Nazi but you know.
This is un-befitting of a formal mail.
If you're going to have a professional avatar, you should deliver a professional job.
He may look like a generic professional dude but nonetheless, a professional.
At least, a projection of one.
Give the model some credit.

I also think that it's strange that you would ask me to get more out of my account in the mail that says my account has a problem.
Jeeberz man, one thing at a time.
Calm your panties down.
If the service is good, I will go back for more.
This might not be strange to some people but it is to me.

Ohhhhhh all this bitching. 
Paypal, do a better job next time if you want me to update my account.
I promise I'll do as instructed.


By the way, did I mention that I don't have a Paypal account?
Damn right it's a hoax!

Game Of Seasons

Lalalalalalalalalala.

Let's start with the usual opening.

Can't wait for the New 3DS and Story of Seasons.
Waiting for my Angora rabbit.
Still looking for a permanent job.
Still playing Super Smash because it's not old yet, to me at least.
Still unpacking for some reason.
Waiting for the second episode of Game Of Thrones.
A shout-out to the books. Love them. George RRRRRRRR, get moving.........now.
Can't wait for Final Fantasy Type-O and XV - #butthey'resogay #hatecomments #XVisK-pop #XVhasnoboobs #themgraphicsyo #whyyoudothiscarlzodin
Yeah well, I love the trailers people!!
Also, it's not nice to use the word 'gay' to describe things you consider negative or you think they exude evil aura that makes you behave like a pussy.
Bad people, bad bad Sleipnirs.
Garage is bursting with maggots.
Xenoblade Chronicles 3D looks good, not because it's 3D.
It's because it has a cool story.
To me, graphics is just a bonus yo.
A new atelier game - Atelier Shallie.
Annnnnnnnnnnnd finally, the sickest (in a bad way, not good way) thing.
Club Nintendo is closing.

I'm not going to bitch about it.
There's still time to spend my lovelies.
Gonna get some nostalgic titles like Zelda and Ice Climber.
I haven't seen what's available but  I have a pretty clear idea of what I want and what they have.
With all that said,there is this question bugging me.
Why stop now?
Is it bringing the company to a loss?
To the point that they have to strike a deal with Youtubers?
Youtubers are getting stuff out of the deal too of course.
Maybe all these things are just one big fad?
Seasonal money-making techniques.....pooeee..... 
Just greedy?
I'm going to go with that. 
Because that reason is almost always the one. 
But I'll still give you the BOD, so you have that from me Nintendo.

Ahhhhhh Telltale.......
Murderer of favourite/awesome characters since 2009.
Kill in an impressive fashion though so you may pass my anger. 
I understand that it makes the story more memorable.
It's a human thing. I get it.
George RRRRRRRRRRRRR gets it too and he's famous for it. 
Jaime Lannister..........you got the first line of the game.
Always the first one to make the first move to introduce the first episode.
I hope Mira isn't a psycho. She has crazy eyes.
Then again all of them do......
Ramsay is an ass, like always.
I feel bad for Ethan.
At least he died intact. Both skin and his little best friend still there.
I called it the moment they said Ramsay was going there to meet him.
We all know Ramsay is a dick.
Who collects dicks.
So what is in store in the next episode?
How about someone from the Targaryen side?
Come on..............
We know one thing - no one can be trusted.
As demonstrated countless time.
Even the loyal ones become the 'loyal' ones at some point.
Mira's little boyfriend, can he be trusted?
I don't know!
That guard who stares at her all the time......
Is it Asher?
From the description they gave, he's a fighter yeah...but someone who lurks around, silently watching his enemies.....?
I don't think so. 
If he's there looking after Mira........I buy that.
Is Sera a good person...?
Don't know........she could be Cersei's bitch.
Everyone is everyone's bitch in that universe.

That's how everyone rolls.
Movie of the day - The Knights Of Badassdom.
This movie makes me want to LARP.
Right........now........
Must Tyrion be the bad-lucky one all the time?
SERIOUSLY GUYS!!
What did I say about coming games?
Reboots, HD-fied, 3D-ied.
Where are the truly new games yo!!
Majora Mask? Really...?
BTW, wasn't kidding about my garage and maggots.
Though the number isn't enough to heal the wound of anger in me.
It seems the previous tenants rejoiced in playing hide-and-seek with food.