Thursday, November 28, 2013

All Four One Persona

Hey there!!!

Been busy with next-gen-ners clearly....hahahahaha!
I do have a problem.....but I don't need therapy...
I'm pretty sure everyone in the world has their eyes glued to the screen too....
I mean gamers...not other people........pooeee!
Except for those with a broken Xbox One! HAHA!
Just gonna rub it in your faces here! Ryse is awesome, I don't care what everyone says!
Don't pout, you'll be getting free games from Microsoft as compensation for the stillborn box.
You could get Dead Rising 3, another cool game.....
So far, I'm happy with the next-gens....
BOTH the PS4 and Xbox One, so shut your trap fanboys/girls!!
Look at them, these two have first-day issues.....none of them are perfect.....=P
Kudos to the dude who solved the problem by banging his Xbox One (not the sexual banging, just normal physical violence....okay this doesn't explain it either....umm...just hitting it with a fist....okay, everything sounds sexual when you're older....)

Apple is getting something out from the Kinect team....
Speculation time!
What do they plan to do with the iPhone...??? The iPad??
Hmmmm.......
No way.......a dancing Apple??
Installing motion sensors in them?
An app to tell of the intensity of one's bowel movement?
Sign me up...
That is one cool idea....
I just want to put it out there that motion-detecting devices are getting overrated....
Try something new like bringing monsters to life...
I'm talking VR.....I would really love it if they invest more in VR devices...
Make it in the way that we don't have to put on head gears, make a dynamic projector...or something like that...

Do I hear the return of the awesome, kickass bandicoot??
A CoD Crash Bandicoot?
Australians invading the States???
For realsies?!
More information please!
ACIV-Pirates coming soon! Have at it! Yo ho!
More pirate action, I've been doing a little pirating myself....
I made my sister walk the plank..........nah! Actually, it's the other way around because I've been missing out on time with reality because of video games....can you blame me? Come on!
Feeling sorry for me? If so, don't be....
Feel for my bro-in-law instead...
I'm not the one waking up next to that thing.....
If you don't feel sorry for me, well, har de har har! You are right in choosing to side with her....
What more sweet, delightful, sinful indulgence coming our way???
Persona!!!
Persona 5 for the PS3 andnotthePS4forsomereasonIdon'tknowwhy!
Persona Q: Shadow of the Labyrinth which stars the chibi versions of characters from previous games.
They'll be trying to destroy the tower sprouting in the middle of their school...
It's a weird world when little children throw grenades at towers.....
Smaller versions of these kiddos too.....what in the world...?
What are smaller versions of children of children?
And of course, a completely unrelated form of the game....
Dancing With The Personae! Persona 4: Dancing All Night!
A new programme on the Midnight Channel where all the personae dance!
The winner gets a lifetime in a coffin! WOOOOO!!
Is Hatsune Miku going to make an appearance?? Hmmmmmm......
What's next?
Persona 4: The Ultimate Duplex Hold which has new challengers!
It's a fighting game.
There might not be an NA release.....awww....

Has anyone tried Ys: Memories of Celceta?
RPG lovers must play this...
It's great! With flaws here and there but still...a great game =D
Defend the orca!
Sounds familiar?
Yeah, Phoenix Wright! The DLC for DD.
Orcas are kewl and cute!
Anyway, do you even listen to whatever comes out of your facial hole?
Prosecuting an orca? It's like prosecuting a piece of lard in a mini skirt....
I don't know what that means either......but great DLC! 
Very fun to play =) 
There's LEGO: The Hobbit, where the hobbits are stouter and shorter than ever......
And Gandalf has his flat, non-flowy beard.....
Not being offensive here...what's wrong with being short? Sheesh....

So......picture time!
Time to show off something I recently added to my collection of LEs because I'm a dick...
By recent, I mean a month (and a half?) ago? 
I don't have a good sense of time.....






It looks so fancy! XD
So shiny.............
Yep, I'm a l'Cie now, my Focus is to play video games all day long..
Why am I not a crystal yet?
Because my whole body is so absorbed in playing, it forgets to crystallize....
I did do an unboxing video of this.............might upload it....
It's disoriented......then again, all my videos are weird like that XD 
Yes, I'll put up the PS4 and Xbox One at some point........hehe...XD

Loving the next-gen, congratz to everyone involved!
Have a great time jamming =)
Be thankful for them!
Happy Thanksgiving!

Friday, November 15, 2013

Malicious Brave Orcs

BlizzCon was a blast and what flew out of the debris?
I wasn't there but you know.....I'm nosy like that...
I have spies all over the world =P

The WoW movie filming begins next year!

It's a human/orc (Anduin Lothar/Durotan), gladiator-themed story.
Yeah, that's the direction they're heading in....
If you were expecting a Kung Fu Panda-related movie, nope!
None of that!
Wouldn't want to be sued for infringement yes?
They could make a rip-off like Kung Fu Orcs....but....really??!
Sheesh man, kung fu is not the only cool martial art in the world....
Try Karate Orc.....but that just makes it almost like Karate Kids or Kid.......Taekwando maybe?
Jaden sucks BTW.......
I'm sorry but After Earth is just........garrrggghhhhhh.......
What is wrong with them all????
The animals have evolved to destroy humans, okay, I get that point.......sorta...??
Even the wild animals these days, the ones we have right now kill people!!
What are you talking about!!!???
Take a knee?? Whaaaaat?? From what?! No one is passing alcohol around! We're not playing football!
Speaking of football, Maleficent is real......the movie that is...
Starring horny Angelina Jolie...I mean it literally...she has horns....
The tomb raider is a witch....fairy...yeah, if I remember the story correctly, Maleficent is a fairy...an evil one.
Why is she taller than the others? Looks different from others??
Yeaahh.....I don't know....maybe the essence of evil changes someone, some sort of morality bull crap like that....
To those saying she can't pull it off, think about it.
Not now! You haven't watched the movie so SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Everything will be fine......she's male-efficient after all.....
Speculation? They say it's the untold story of Maleficent....

There was a party for all fairies. A fairy named Periwinkle wasn't invited to it. So, in deep sorrow, she ran away to the forest and met a lion named Scar. He taught her the ways of being corrupted. She learnt every bit of them. Finally, it was time for the test. It was a duel. She blasted Scar in the face, leaving a gash across his left eye. He was proud and she left to further her studies. Then she met the Mad Hatter. He taught her insanity. Now she's both evil and crazy. Realizing that his insanity was too much in a way that it made him lose sight of his goal at all times, she conjured endless supply of tea for him so he could tone down his madness to fulfill his duty and return to his crazy world after he's done. On her way, she fell into the ocean and met Ursula and Morgana who were both evil and crazy and knew magic. They taught her the transformation spell and that's how she learnt to transform into a dragon. Her first lesson didn't go well so the horns stuck. This encounter deepened her lunacy and inhumanity and so she changed her name. Guess whaaaaat!!!! Maleficent! She returned to find the celebration of the birth of a princess, the fairies were invited once again and once again, she wasn't! How to ruin this day? By cursing the princess of course! What is the best curse in the world? To prick her little finger on a sharp pointy thing which hurt like a bitch and that was how she felt when they didn't invite her! Upon being pricked, she would fall into a deep sleep and so no parties forever!!! Only a kiss from the prince would awaken her! Why put a reversible curse? Because Maleficent thought no one would ever love a vegetable! She forgot though, that beauty was everything back then! It didn't matter if the princess was a dick as long as she was freaking gorgeous! And that was how it all came to be....the end.

Looking at the images of Child Of Light, I think of Sleeping Beauty....I don't know why...
Anyway, Bravely Default looks so much like FFIII.
It even plays like it. What with the job classes and all.
I'm not sure yet how the job system works but if it involves lots of grinding, I'm still game.
Love RPGs, what can I do? XD
I'm not a huge fan of grinding and so you can probably tell, my fave style of level-up/power-up system is that of FFVIII. You don't even have to fight monsters to get those magic for junctioning. Just convert items.
Well yes, I'm lazy okay!
Knack is pretty cool, casual action-packed adventure.
Don't know what's with the hate for Miles Edgeworth's voice, I think it's alright, kinda suits him.
As for the latest comment problem, YouTube and Google+ thingy....ya know...
No one likes it...people posting pointless comments which is a part of the crusade to return the previous comment section style.....who the fuck is Bob? Who came up with him?
People will learn to get used to stuff....
Once that happens, everything will go back to normal...
Fans posting spoilers, posting fan fetish, creepy stuff like 'I love you!', 'I want you', trolling and stuff... EventhoughI'veneverseenyou/don'tknowyouinperson
People just don't like change...they go berserk but they'll quiet down soon...



Played The Walking Dead (iPad), anticipating the 2nd season.
I chose my unwanted option so many times, because you know...touch screens...poooee....
My Lee Everett isn't the ladies' man or a man's bro...he's just....someone I don't want him to be XD
I prefer the PC/console for games....haha!
Burial At Sea, like I said before, is great, no spoilers here but you'll find it pretty shocking..
Whatever your definition of shocking is.....

The PS4 domination coming soon!
Stay tuned yo!

Thursday, November 14, 2013

In The Middle Of The Sea

PS4 coming on Friday..........who is excited??????????!!!
Some people!
Who is neutral?
Some people!
Who doesn't give a shit?
Xboners!

Anyway, beware.........of the eyes which creep in every nook and cranny of your PS4, watching your every move............
PSN.....ohhh ho ohooho hoho......
If you're the type who does funky, thingamajinga booby bobbity stuff on your console, quit now...
You don't stand a chance, don't make yourself the laughing stock of Area 51....or the cause of persisting nausea...depending on the style of your horny act....
Don't say 'Ohhh.....I didn't think it would go viral!' like a certain someone.....you know who...
*wink* *wink*......
Anything would go viral if it's in a douche's hands and once it's on the Internet....it is there f-o-r-ever.....
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!
OR some illegal exchange.......................I don't do that often......
Just when I need my fix.....

So! What is everyone's thoughts on the Snap functionality of the X-One?
I'm not a hater......stop judging me!
I just don't see it as something of very much use....
When I'm in the zone, I don't want something to get in my way....
Come ON! Get off my screen!
I don't think I can muster the strength to say 'Snap'....
Because my head is in the game!
No way am I going to stray......
No way! This encourages short attention span, this is baaaaaaad!
How dare you, Xbox One!?
First, you took boners away, now you're taking attention too? 
This is preposterous!
Heck, if anyone calls/texts/etc me while I'm in game mode, he/she will burn.....

Are those legendary Pokémons (Diancie, Volcanion, Hoopa) real??
I haven't seen them in my game........not really? (In case, they appeared when I was playing the game in high mode)
Can someone shed some light on this?
Hurry up....gotta catch 'em all ya know?
Are they just pseudo-legendary?

Let's talk about other games!
Middle-Earth: Shadow Of Mordor!
We'll be playing as Talion, the ranger who #classicstory lost his family to a bunch of buffoons, errm...Sauron and now is on a quest for vengeance...
Child Of Light looks great....
Can't wait to play the game...
Phoenix Wright: DD is awesome...the voice-acting is good, story is as hilarious as ever....
Battlefield 4, you did it.....you beat CoD so hard, you're alpha male.....
In terms of gameplay and story...
I love being an engineer....woots woots....
CoD......love Riley forever....

Ohhhhhh.....Elizabeth....you cancer-inducing babe..
She's awesome, play the game....
She's just great....
Sally is................................................a girl of course!

What have I been doing??
Just hanging ten....
Playing video games, waiting for new games, preparing for my next project...
Thus the lack in posting....
Unboxing stuff.......awwwww yeeeeaaahhh.....
I might post the video or just pictures of the event(s)....
It's like bringing my first-born home from the hospital....XD

Got a new phone, not a super new model....
Not that my phone was malfunctioning......I just love collecting devices...



Yes, I'm a dick... 
What's wrong with collecting gizmos?
Sheesh.......

Went to see BeBey (Beryllium) again last weekend...
He's fine, a very happy dappy cutie pie...


Glad to know he's alrighty!

Joy to everyone!

Thursday, October 31, 2013

Nightmare Of The Fallen Titan

It is indeed Halloweenie!
The horror is going around....OUCH!

Exclusives have been announced and the people have gone maaaaaaaaad!
Titanfall, for the Xbox One/PC, the thing is those guys only.....guess who's pissed?
ACIV DLC, for the PS only.......guess who...?? XD
ACIV is a really great game, better than III but then again it could be that effect you know, the predecessor lacked certain features which makes IV looks a whole lot better now and more drool-inducing....
They did that on purpose!! It's a conspiracy I tell you!!
It's a way to keep people interested!
Ahh well, they should have merged the two.....
The whole pirate thing is working for me so far....
Love the blowpipe.....no other meaning intended here......
Ohhhh the terror!! Garrrghghhh..........
The Pokémon writer, Takeshi Shudo has left us......he left Ash.....
Ash will forever be trapped in his 10-year-old body now! He'll forever lose tournaments!
He's still not a Pokémon master!! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
Dammit Ash!! Your level of lameness is on the worst side of the scale that you gave the guy a haemorrhage!
Alrighty......joke aside, Shudo was brilliant, this is a huge loss......

Dead Rising 3 DLC - Yay or nay?
You know the deal! All that Season Pass crap......
Buy in bulk equals happy + bonus Nick Ramos stuff, doing otherwise equals happy + lighter pocket.
It's still Gil to me and the game is not even out yet....
They feature untold stories (of Los Perdidos), new gameplay, characters, missions and more.......
A recap :
Bonus - Muscle car, Nick Ramos costume
Pack 1 -Operation Broke Eagle
Pack 2 - Fallen Angel
Pack 3 - Chaos Rising
Pack 4 - Last Agent
I don't know what the 'more' is all about but if they say more zombies per screen one more time.....
How much more can you squeeze onto the screen.....?? XD
Not all zombies are size zero you know......
Not that I've seen obese zombies.....but you know....
I would love it if one of the developers would consider this...*wink* *wink* *hint* *hint*
Bloaters don't count! They are not really zombies!
Yeah well, if the zombies all attack at once, making the game harder, sure.....
But if they are just there for the sake of being there....yeah, no way it's going to matter...
And of course....The Walking Dead - Season 2!
Clem is back to kick rotten ass!
How will she fare in this fucked up world?
Are Krista and Omar in this with her? 
Why is it that people are turning into zombies??
Why don't people ever use the word 'zombie' during the apocalypse??
What is wrong with the Governor?
He should go a step further and make a zombie collection...not just their heads, their bodies! Come on....
I'm too hungry for candies to figure this out.

How about some more treats?


Another game film!
Heavenly Sword, it's Nariko and her sword...yeah...that's it.
It's a great game, sad ending.....
Not going to spoil the story......I do wonder though if it's exactly that story told in the game...
The Witcher 3 has no DRM.....
Can you hear the music that is joy??? 
The sound of trolls banging each other.....

R.I.P Takeshi Shudo....you'll not be forgotten!

Happy Halloween guys!


Nope! That cone is not part of his costume =D
Just trying to stop him from scratching his eyes because he gets too rough and hurts them...
If they do decide to terminate Riley, I'll pee profusely through my eyes....
Reason?? Riley reminds me of Seifer.....

Have fun trick-a-treating, scaring lil kids, something like that =)

Sunday, October 27, 2013

The Horror That Is Riley's Destiny

What is this talk about killing Riley???
Don't doooooo iiitttttt...........doooooooooo itttttt.............?
You'll make everyone hate you, CoD.....as if people don't already....
To the point of calling your fans casual gamers.........ummm..........
If you say so.....
Okay, you want to go with the 'It's not a real dog' argument.....let's hope that works.....
Just so you know, humans have the tendency to overreact, PETA might just create a virtual PETA organization and hack into the game and kill off your soldiers, yeah...aggressivity is a thing....
Or they'll just go burn every gamer's house down....I don't think they're that crazy but you know...we'll never know......
You're aiming for sentiments? So people will find this game a memorable one...?? Aiming for drama maybe??
That might work with some people.........of course things can go both ways....
Aerith's death for example, sparks tears of sorrow and also joy......yes....joy....not a typo, or just un-feeling...
Some people just hate her....and they're usually Team CloudxTifa.....yeah...it's a weird thing that exists....
Some people don't care because the team still kicks ass without her.....
A dead healer is not a healer.......she's a zombie....
My buddy cried and he called me a monster for not doing so the first time we played...... 
Well....I'm not! I'm just..............I don't know!
It's hard to feel!! With them looking block-like....like LEGO people....
It's like stabbing LEGO pieces....nothing happens! 
Indeed, nothing happens......she doesn't bleed....*hint*...*hint*
Sephiroth sashimi-ies her well.......
And then Cloud ditches her into that pond/lake/water thingy.....call it whatever you want, it's water....
Dead bodies decay in there...blood or no blood...
Are you saying Ancients are special???!!
She haunts you in Advent Children! What else do you want?? She's everywhere!!! She's not dead!
And so!!!! Do whatever you want with Riley.....you'll get love and hate no matter what...
This world is cool like that you know....
There is dog-beating in BTS.......and nobody gives a dog poop......get over it!

A new extraterrestrial game??
Alien: Isolation has stealth and horror elements to it......
You promise us horror...so......work it!
My bladder will be the judge of this!
Anyway, Ellen Ripley's daughter, Amanda takes the stage that is one space station (at any one time?) and will only encounter one xenomorph (in the entire game?).....I'm guessing it's not very open then?
Uggh...imagine me being stuck with a supposedly carnivorous alien in a small space.....it will turn rabbit-food-orous because I'm the flesh-ripping one here.....
I don't fare well in small spaces.....here's a Halloween idea for you guys...

Phoenix Wright AA - Dual Destinies is here!
Miles is cool too but that's not the point.....
Can't wait to play this!
I haven't played law stuff since ME's game!
Prof. Layton doesn't count!!!!!
I just love how the court runs in this world.......
Giving overly dramatic reactions to get away, punching your rival to win, getting possessed to dig information out of someone, use spiritual energy as a lie detector...
If only these things work in real life, criminals would all be entertainers!
Until someone dies of course.......

Ohhh Bayonetta in action in Bloody Fate....
I wanna watch it!
As Halloweenie is coming......I'm looking forward to dark games/shows/whatever...
Just to get into the spirit! Trick-a-treating is no longer allowed for me because I almost killed someone for chocolates so too bad!
If you're into visual novels, try The Buried Moon, it's something from Asylum Jam, so show some appreciation! 
No crazy bees, psychos, me etc. involved, so yeah! 
A horror game that doesn't use typical themes.
Not going to spoil it here but it's interesting.....
Well...I didn't pee in my pants but my bladder isn't a legit grading system so just give it a shot =)

Anyone interested in playing for 25 hours straight? 
Just going to spread the word here.....
Extra Life (link), a 25-hour charity event to help kids on the 2nd Nov =)
It's a good thing! You can now play for a nice/sweet reason!
Not just to get the thrill of making someone bleed.....hehehehe......
A reason to put assignments aside because screw them! 
Helping kids is more important, all assignments do is kill trees or waste electricity if done electronically....
No...I'm not giving myself a reason to procrastinate......shut up!
Anyway, I'm thinking of which game(s)....thought of going with the classic...
Not going to play the latest games...that's for sure...because they're new, come on! 
And we've just finished them...and they are everywhere.....
Legend Of Mana? Xena Warrior Princess? These are pretty 25-hour-ish....
Wouldn't want to not finish the game.....
Xena is a pretty fun game, I remember jamming it for hours.....quite a fucked up combat system but hey, it's fun! =D 
Her screech can keep us awake, so it's a bonus!
Or one of the alchemist games like Fullmetal, Atelier Iris, Mana Khemia.....??
MGS??? FF? Shadow Hearts...?? Chocobo's Dungeon?? Spyro?? Dark Souls?? KH?? Growlanser? Magna Carta? Spongebob? Hohoho...Star Wars? Drakengard might be the one....
Crash Bandicoot? Some racing games like Chocobo's/South Park/Sonic/NFS??
Tom Clancy?? Or Silent Hill? One of the Tales games? That's pretty sweet!! I'm indecisive okay!!??
Though I'm leaning towards action/RPG.......XD
So many choices....we'll have a long discussion....=)

Play more yo!