It's almost time!!!
Allow me to reminisce some of the good times I had this year.......
One of those was the time I played Valkyria Chronicles.
Ahhhh.....good game, good game......
It's a strategy game, like chess except you blow your enemies' heads off with firearms, more fun than the board chess really because I get the satisfaction of making people bleed.......yeeeeaaahhh....I wasn't a really good Chess Club president back in school =P
All I did was destroy the chess pieces...
The game prioritizes the time you take to get to the goal checkpoint but not the safety of your soldiers....
Hmmm.....I wonder.....does that sound familiar in any way...??????!!!??
The slave-driving PM.....
Anyway, what you have to do is exactly that, where at each turn, your soldier/tank does only one thing, shoot/grenade etc./heal and they can't move too far, it depends on their classes, scouts and engineers being able to move the furthest.
With that said.....you gotta plan ahead or you'll run into a sea of bullets...
I have no idea how my troop survived because they wore fancy accessories to make their uniforms look good whereas the enemies had helmets, you know, safety equipments on....
Apparently bandanas are really good at protecting you from anti-tank rounds....remember that, you'll know what to do when a war breaks out...
Helmets, I understand, it's so we can tell who is who....but fashion boots and mini skirts??? You're breaking me here, dude.....
Gotta love Hans the flying pig......yes...they call it a porcavian, avian pork......
Why they decided to join the word 'pork' instead of 'pig'..................I don't know.....
I played till half the game and still didn't know why Darcsens were hated in that universe....
You don't believe what's written in your History textbooks ever!
That's basically how it was unless I missed some pieces of the story.....
The Valkyrians wrote that Darcsens were meanies and tried to wipe them out.....and so the people hated them....
What else did I learn from the game......Maximilian is metrosexual.....
You have to admit it...too much gold and make-up makes one a sissy-poo...
I know another Max who, in my opinion, is also metrosexual.........Maximillion Galactica!
Yep, I replayed Ace Attorney (all installments) and Investigations too....
And may I say that I'm the worst lawyer in the world.....
I somehow managed to screw the real victim.....my client.....
As I play games like these, I picture how the murder takes place and so yeah.....somehow I managed to come up with a completely convoluted plot and picked the wrong evidence for each and every statement...
Why am I complicated??? I DON'T KNOW!
Though this part of me contributes to my well-being and life principles....
How does murder fuel this......??
Fuck me man, I do what I want! I'm a sadist?
Well.....I'm no Elizabeth Bathory.....
This isn't very Xmas-sy.......but it's true =P
If anything......this game has sparked something in me....=P
Justice will prevail if we try so hard that our lungs pop, bluff away in court, stall, wait for forgery, summon ghosts, freak people out, get plastic surgery....
Criminals shall not excape!!
The Walking Dead S2.........I chose Pete....
He gave me the BOD and so should I and I regret nothing! XD
Yeah, I do put in the feels in the game =P
Nick was weak! He deserved to be shunned!
That sounds like my childhood.....
Ouch....
The game is fun.....I hope it's not a lurker/walker bite....whatever they call them these days.....
But the saw at the end........sigh.....
First I got a friend with one arm and now a friend with one leg.....
What's next.....??
One kidney.....??
We are already heading in One Direction to the mountains, it can't get much worse...
Merry Christmas everybuddy and a Happy New Year incaseIcan'tblogthenextweekbecauseI'llbeleavingforMiami!!!
Joy!
So many treats from Nintendo before Christmas!
As if a major bomb just fell upon our land.
I just can't wait for Super Smash Bros!
Introducing a new character always gets me excited regardless of how much I hate that certain character...
I don't hate Rosalina/Luma! Just saying that I like it when there's something/someone new =)
Sure, her eyes are sparkly...they are huge....they are doll-like to the point of creepy.....uggh.....I feel no hate for her, I swear!
She looks like the other princesses....just change her colour palette...
I can't wait to see her moves.....
How does she rumble....?
In the darkest hour, in the dead of night, a princess in blue...or green or whatever...teal? I don't know....will descend upon us along with her yellow pet, squishy, star, Luma to save us from lemons. With her magic wand, she commands her star to extinguish all evil with its gas. Thy shall combust in the name of justice.
Though you have to wonder....how do these ladies fight in a dress/mini skirt/bikini, yeah, the amount of cloth going down by a lot by the second.......ummm Rikku?
Umm....Dead Or Alive??
No! This isn't a feminism/sexism thing or whatever you want to call it.....just talking realism but of course, realism isn't something that exists in a game's universe....
Jiggle physics isn't Physics or Biology, it's Social Studies....
It's not mean...............it is a strange choice for battle but okay.
It's fun to think of the possibilities that one's outfit can offer on the battlefield...
They have a strategy for that.....ya know? Use what they have......
Though it's sick, if it works, who cares!? =P
There's the NES Remix! Oh the memories of those days when I was shunned for being a game freak...
Ahhhh.......
Love Donkey Kong! Those were the days!
Being a ginormous ape, pissing mushrooms off, annoying Italian plumbers...
Dr. Luigi is coming to the Wii U!
Will he be as recognized as his brother?
Or will he just be that doctor who exists for some weird reason?
Personally, I love them both....
No idea why he's chopped liver....is it because he's green?
I'll bite, recycling doesn't work.........ever.....unless everyone does it......but that's not going to happen anytime soon now, is it? XD
Finally! Some tough fighting and punching and exploding from Link.
Hyrule Warriors looks great actually.
That's how it should be! No more weak swinging and bashing of swords.
Time to get badass, Link.
Can't wait to hear more about it.
Here comes Eliza, the vamp in Tekken Revolution.
Yep, she's horny alright....red horny...
That trailer is.....intriguing, to say the least...
There was hidden access to boobie implant on stage.....you probably noticed this....
I don't know how she did it but she did it......
Could it be...?? As her confidence grew during battle, her chest did too?
This...is.....it! The answer to low self-esteem all over the world among women!
Tis the season to be broke alright =P.
There the Saints Row IV DLC - How The Saints Save Christmas...
Save Xmas with the power of firearms........not very holy, nevertheless, fun.....
Even so, not as violent as grocery shopping.....
And DR3-DLC - Operation Eagle....
The Walking Dead - S2! #IAmClementine
Gotta love her guts! Clementine can be a manipulative, snobbish, mean angel....(she's not old enough to be a bitch) or an angel for real with her baby-doll eyes....
Getting Brave Default....
All the new games - Lightning Returns, inFamous - SS, FFX/X-2 HD, The Hobbit, Thief...
Dota 2 - OA, DayZ (even though people flame at this), South Park...
Keeping my eyes on Conception II and Silence - The Whispered World 2....
Overwhelmed with awesome goodness of video games....
I can't help it if I love video games! Jeeberz!
Of course there's FFVIII (Steam)....I got it because of the new feature.....
I still have my PS and PSP versions.......yes I have a big problem.....
Which is why we keep this year's gift theme simple =)
Set it up a month ago so that delivery before Xmas is guaranteed.
Homies and I always make sure that if we're going to play Santa, we would set a theme so there are no clashes/repeats/etc.
This year's theme is :
'NDS/3DS Game(s) I Would Definitely Play But For Some Forsaken Reason I Don't Have It/Them So Fuck Me'
I have their presents ready right here...
Not going to put them up just yet....in case there are spies......
We do share games, we live together after all.......but sometimes it's fun to have your own copy.......words of wisdom from a collector =P
A few more days to go....
Will there be a pre-Xmas miracle?
Cranky Kong buddies up with DK in DKC: Tropical Breeze!
What joy!
I do like him.....somewhat =P
Not too shabby for an old ape...
NO! Not monkey, he's an ape! Like us!
Hitting stuff with cane, this is one of the many uses of a cane people/apes seem to ignore.
Apparently it's inappropriate....don't know what that means.
It's like a weapon in disguise! Why not?
And you know what?
A cane like this should be used to hit a certain someone who sold a picture of the Xbone for $750!
I know, the listing DID say it was FOR a photo of the Xbone.
How did he fall for it? I don't know....
What's weird is that the seller actually put up something like that.
What made him (seller) think that someone would buy it?
We all know now that someone did BUT the question remains!
It doesn't sound like a scam, it's more like a joke that dude wants to tell to the world.
It's not even top quality photo.....sheesh man! At least take a 3D picture with your 3DS!
Okay, I'm missing the point here, anyway, the dude (buyer) is at fault too...
I'm sorry, I did feel for you, still do actually but you shouldn't have gone through with the transaction.
Something clearly reeked when the word 'PHOTO' was there.
I'm not going to go with what a lot of people say which is this guy is a bozo because people make mistakes and that's just how it is with life...
What I won't buy is that he did this for his son and only that =P
Hahahahaha! I started video games around that age too (3-4 y.o), in case you haven't encountered some of my previous posts, I had a strange/outrageous childhood XD
BUT! That's because my dad was a gamer too.
Maybe that's what he was doing but it was reported differently in the news, saying the Xbone was solely for his son.
Anyway! Glad you got your happy ending, refund and a free console, kudos!
Enough about people...........wait, Lindsay Lohan thinks that GTA-V chick looks like her?
Whaaaaaat???
But...b...ut.....bu..t....but.....that chick's hot!
Kidding! This is just another one of those Ellen Page things....jeeberz....
Telltale is going to make the Game Of Thrones game, woots!......?
More dragons please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You have to!!! That's the only good part of GoT!
The rest is all about banging or not banging, strip or don't strip....
So, do it!!
Raiden will be in MGS-V! Yay!
He wasn't that bad a character =)
An interesting game has come to my attention.....the Quantum Break.
Where we could use time power to manipulate time...
It's a direct control over time, judging from the trailer.
It looks different, the manner in which tempus is utilized...
FFXIII-2 doesn't count! Can't wait to hear about more about this =)
I'm sure everyone has seen the new Thief trailer....
Erin dies........who wants to bet that 'spoiler' is not really a spoiler...??
She could still be alive......
Well, it's pretty common in video games, people don't die from falls like that...
If you can take bullets and still live, what's a fall going to do to you?
You can even cast 'Fire' on someone and his/her clothes are still prim and gorgeous..
There's the companion app to track in-game stuff and all the goodies like artwork and bios...
Like always, pre-order to get yummy stuff which can be received at later parts of your life(ves)....
The new engine, Snowdrop makes TC-The Division look great.
You know, all the next-gen mumbo jumbo...
Everything looks real, pretty, cool.....real...real.....
Tomb Raider: Definitive Edition, another next-gen thing.
No Man's Sky is all about interplanetary exploration.
It sounds cool....I want to play it...
I've always dreamed of going outer-space only to find that it takes lots of training.
It's not just about putting on a cool uniform and a goldfish bowl and voila!
I'm an astronaut! Such a dumb kid XD
Have a nice day!
Omid will be in the next Walking Dead game!
So Clementine did meet up with them after all or just him?
How's Christa? The bun in the oven ya know? *wink* *wink*
Is it a zomby now?
At least, I think that was what they were arguing about.....
Couples do not ever fight over pre-baking, only post-baking issues, remember that buddies.
These are crucial life lessons:
Always prepare the ingredients beforehand if you want to bake something.
If you don't want any buns, don't chuck stuff into the oven in the first place, you might get a macaron on the side.
So, there is one game I'm looking forward to.....
It's Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc.
I didn't play the previous releases (JAP).
I do like puzzle/mystery-solving games like that....*Ace Attorney* anyone?
What do I find interesting??
A teddy bear as principal? Who doesn't want that?!
I wish I came from a school like that, governed by a sadistic, psycho plush bear...
Monokuma kills off students indirectly......
He gets a student to kill off another and make the remaining solve it...
Kind of a weird system because the murderer is clearly Monokuma...
Sure he didn't do the deed but he made it happen...
I don't quite know how things work in real life but that's what I think...
The one who makes it happen should be convicted...not the one physically involved...
By that, I mean the one whose intention is murder...
Of course there's a flaw to that too...
Fine! Just don't kill anyone!
If you really hate that person, may I suggest food?
Eat something tough, pretend you're eating that person....just go on munching and tearing...
I'm not encouraging cannibalism.
Unfortunately, Monokuma is controlled by a certain someone....
It's really too bad because I want him to be an entity if his own....
I'll rip him to bits, remove his stuffing and pull his button eyes out...HAHAHAHA!!
Don't get me wrong....I do love plush toys........
I can prove it! There!
Anyway, it seems Ultra Street Fighter IV is coming!
Yay Poison!!
Cheaper on PC as apparently compensation for being late.....
Ohhhh....I can already hear them........
PC is better!! Boooooo!!
Hahaha!! PC geeks won't be getting it anytime soon!!
Oh people.....won't you ever shut the fuck up........
Telltale has announced a new episodic game.
It's based on the Borderlands universe.
That's great! I would love to hear more but that's all there is!
Awesome stuff but.....where's The Wolf Among Us!???!
I guess we miss it so much that when we went out that day, we ordered The Big Bad Wolf...
That's the name of the pizza....
Had the special sauce, baked kumara pieces, sprinkled with kumara chips and pork made in three ways (ya know, like the three little piggies) which are grilled, steamed and braised....
What am I doing?? This isn't a food blog! Bahhh...
My point is.......we want Bigby and Snow White's decapitator!
What? You want to know what we got for dessert?
There you go...lemon meringue pie (more like tart....) and chocolate raspberry cheesecake....
Who got the chocolate? Try guessing =P
Not me...................what's wrong with guys eating cheesecake...??
Sheesh guys......=P
It's not like it's fruitcake......well sorta if you count the raspberry....
Anyway!!! Anyone got FFVIII on Steam?
Time to reminisce!
Let's roll, Angelo!
It would seem that Fallout 4 ain't coming any time soon....
Too bad....
Well.....we can keep dreaming.....
Christmas is almost here......you can guess what I'll be getting!
More video games!!! Because I don't have a life!
Woo hoo!!!
Hehehehehehe...yeah!!
Speaking of which, LoZ: Link Between Worlds is pretty cool...=)
I managed to secure a unit of the gold 3DS.
Yes!!
That's pretty much Christmas, have dinner and game with homies....
If anyone's bored and have nothing to do, hang out on Skype....
I'm always on there with fam fam and frannies during the holidays...
No....I'm not one of those creepy people on Skype....sheesh...come on guys!
I'm relatively normal.....
When are all those next-gen new games coming??!!??
I'm getting itchy all over here....
Stay tuned!! XD
Hey there!!!
Been busy with next-gen-ners clearly....hahahahaha!
I do have a problem.....but I don't need therapy...
I'm pretty sure everyone in the world has their eyes glued to the screen too....
I mean gamers...not other people........pooeee!
Except for those with a broken Xbox One! HAHA!
Just gonna rub it in your faces here! Ryse is awesome, I don't care what everyone says!
Don't pout, you'll be getting free games from Microsoft as compensation for the stillborn box.
You could get Dead Rising 3, another cool game.....
So far, I'm happy with the next-gens....
BOTH the PS4 and Xbox One, so shut your trap fanboys/girls!!
Look at them, these two have first-day issues.....none of them are perfect.....=P
Kudos to the dude who solved the problem by banging his Xbox One (not the sexual banging, just normal physical violence....okay this doesn't explain it either....umm...just hitting it with a fist....okay, everything sounds sexual when you're older....)
Apple is getting something out from the Kinect team....
Speculation time!
What do they plan to do with the iPhone...??? The iPad??
Hmmmm.......
No way.......a dancing Apple??
Installing motion sensors in them?
An app to tell of the intensity of one's bowel movement?
Sign me up...
That is one cool idea....
I just want to put it out there that motion-detecting devices are getting overrated....
Try something new like bringing monsters to life...
I'm talking VR.....I would really love it if they invest more in VR devices...
Make it in the way that we don't have to put on head gears, make a dynamic projector...or something like that...
Do I hear the return of the awesome, kickass bandicoot??
A CoD Crash Bandicoot?
Australians invading the States???
For realsies?!
More information please!
ACIV-Pirates coming soon! Have at it! Yo ho!
More pirate action, I've been doing a little pirating myself....
I made my sister walk the plank..........nah! Actually, it's the other way around because I've been missing out on time with reality because of video games....can you blame me? Come on!
Feeling sorry for me? If so, don't be....
Feel for my bro-in-law instead...
I'm not the one waking up next to that thing.....
If you don't feel sorry for me, well, har de har har! You are right in choosing to side with her....
What more sweet, delightful, sinful indulgence coming our way???
Persona!!!
Persona 5 for the PS3 andnotthePS4forsomereasonIdon'tknowwhy!
Persona Q: Shadow of the Labyrinth which stars the chibi versions of characters from previous games.
They'll be trying to destroy the tower sprouting in the middle of their school...
It's a weird world when little children throw grenades at towers.....
Smaller versions of these kiddos too.....what in the world...?
What are smaller versions of children of children?
And of course, a completely unrelated form of the game....
Dancing With The Personae! Persona 4: Dancing All Night!
A new programme on the Midnight Channel where all the personae dance!
The winner gets a lifetime in a coffin! WOOOOO!!
Is Hatsune Miku going to make an appearance?? Hmmmmmm......
What's next?
Persona 4: The Ultimate Duplex Hold which has new challengers!
It's a fighting game.
There might not be an NA release.....awww....
Has anyone tried Ys: Memories of Celceta?
RPG lovers must play this...
It's great! With flaws here and there but still...a great game =D
Defend the orca!
Sounds familiar?
Yeah, Phoenix Wright! The DLC for DD.
Orcas are kewl and cute!
Anyway, do you even listen to whatever comes out of your facial hole?
Prosecuting an orca? It's like prosecuting a piece of lard in a mini skirt....
I don't know what that means either......but great DLC!
Very fun to play =)
There's LEGO: The Hobbit, where the hobbits are stouter and shorter than ever......
And Gandalf has his flat, non-flowy beard.....
Not being offensive here...what's wrong with being short? Sheesh....
So......picture time!
Time to show off something I recently added to my collection of LEs because I'm a dick...
By recent, I mean a month (and a half?) ago?
I don't have a good sense of time.....
It looks so fancy! XD
So shiny.............
Yep, I'm a l'Cie now, my Focus is to play video games all day long..
Why am I not a crystal yet?
Because my whole body is so absorbed in playing, it forgets to crystallize....
I did do an unboxing video of this.............might upload it....
It's disoriented......then again, all my videos are weird like that XD
Yes, I'll put up the PS4 and Xbox One at some point........hehe...XD
Loving the next-gen, congratz to everyone involved!
Have a great time jamming =)
Be thankful for them!
Happy Thanksgiving!
