Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Where's My Money Pal?

Heeey........
Just want to share something special with you guys.

I received a very interesting email this afternoon.


I don't know if this is a hoax or not so don't flame my ass.
I just think this mail is dodgy.
If it is legit, please, feel free to tell me.

Look at that business-like guy there.
A white laptop?
White shirt, white building, white walls.
A red tie and black hair?
Really dude?
Is that what Paypal looks like?
That's its avatar?
I mean, why is there the word 'Paypal' at the side of the picture? 
The greeting is 'Dear Customer'.
Who does that these days?
People have names yo.
If you want their money, you should address them appropriately.
Why does the word 'Customer' have a capital C?????
Shouldn't it be lowercase?What sort of problem is my account facing anyway?
Did someone use it?
Is there a deposit of a million dollars? 
Or a withdrawal of a million dollars?
It's too vague.
Give me a solid reason to click the link.
You should know by now there are lots of scammers out there who enjoy sending money-sucking links.

At the third bullet point, what's with the exclamation mark after the full stop?
I'm not being a punctuation Nazi but you know.
This is un-befitting of a formal mail.
If you're going to have a professional avatar, you should deliver a professional job.
He may look like a generic professional dude but nonetheless, a professional.
At least, a projection of one.
Give the model some credit.

I also think that it's strange that you would ask me to get more out of my account in the mail that says my account has a problem.
Jeeberz man, one thing at a time.
Calm your panties down.
If the service is good, I will go back for more.
This might not be strange to some people but it is to me.

Ohhhhhh all this bitching. 
Paypal, do a better job next time if you want me to update my account.
I promise I'll do as instructed.


By the way, did I mention that I don't have a Paypal account?
Damn right it's a hoax!

Tuesday, February 10, 2015

Game Of Seasons

Lalalalalalalalalala.

Let's start with the usual opening.

Can't wait for the New 3DS and Story of Seasons.
Waiting for my Angora rabbit.
Still looking for a permanent job.
Still playing Super Smash because it's not old yet, to me at least.
Still unpacking for some reason.
Waiting for the second episode of Game Of Thrones.
A shout-out to the books. Love them. George RRRRRRRR, get moving.........now.
Can't wait for Final Fantasy Type-O and XV - #butthey'resogay #hatecomments #XVisK-pop #XVhasnoboobs #themgraphicsyo #whyyoudothiscarlzodin
Yeah well, I love the trailers people!!
Also, it's not nice to use the word 'gay' to describe things you consider negative or you think they exude evil aura that makes you behave like a pussy.
Bad people, bad bad Sleipnirs.
Garage is bursting with maggots.
Xenoblade Chronicles 3D looks good, not because it's 3D.
It's because it has a cool story.
To me, graphics is just a bonus yo.
A new atelier game - Atelier Shallie.
Annnnnnnnnnnnd finally, the sickest (in a bad way, not good way) thing.
Club Nintendo is closing.

I'm not going to bitch about it.
There's still time to spend my lovelies.
Gonna get some nostalgic titles like Zelda and Ice Climber.
I haven't seen what's available but  I have a pretty clear idea of what I want and what they have.
With all that said,there is this question bugging me.
Why stop now?
Is it bringing the company to a loss?
To the point that they have to strike a deal with Youtubers?
Youtubers are getting stuff out of the deal too of course.
Maybe all these things are just one big fad?
Seasonal money-making techniques.....pooeee..... 
Just greedy?
I'm going to go with that. 
Because that reason is almost always the one. 
But I'll still give you the BOD, so you have that from me Nintendo.

Ahhhhhh Telltale.......
Murderer of favourite/awesome characters since 2009.
Kill in an impressive fashion though so you may pass my anger. 
I understand that it makes the story more memorable.
It's a human thing. I get it.
George RRRRRRRRRRRRR gets it too and he's famous for it. 
Jaime Lannister..........you got the first line of the game.
Always the first one to make the first move to introduce the first episode.
I hope Mira isn't a psycho. She has crazy eyes.
Then again all of them do......
Ramsay is an ass, like always.
I feel bad for Ethan.
At least he died intact. Both skin and his little best friend still there.
I called it the moment they said Ramsay was going there to meet him.
We all know Ramsay is a dick.
Who collects dicks.
So what is in store in the next episode?
How about someone from the Targaryen side?
Come on..............
We know one thing - no one can be trusted.
As demonstrated countless time.
Even the loyal ones become the 'loyal' ones at some point.
Mira's little boyfriend, can he be trusted?
I don't know!
That guard who stares at her all the time......
Is it Asher?
From the description they gave, he's a fighter yeah...but someone who lurks around, silently watching his enemies.....?
I don't think so. 
If he's there looking after Mira........I buy that.
Is Sera a good person...?
Don't know........she could be Cersei's bitch.
Everyone is everyone's bitch in that universe.

That's how everyone rolls.
Movie of the day - The Knights Of Badassdom.
This movie makes me want to LARP.
Right........now........
Must Tyrion be the bad-lucky one all the time?
SERIOUSLY GUYS!!
What did I say about coming games?
Reboots, HD-fied, 3D-ied.
Where are the truly new games yo!!
Majora Mask? Really...?
BTW, wasn't kidding about my garage and maggots.
Though the number isn't enough to heal the wound of anger in me.
It seems the previous tenants rejoiced in playing hide-and-seek with food.                                                                         

Tuesday, January 20, 2015

New Threehouse

I've finally settled in!

Done unpacking!
Have boxes to get rid of!
Why do I even bother?
Yippy kai-eh!

Good news - Release date for the New 3DS!!! YAYYYYYYY!!!

Bad news - Can't get a permanent job!

Happy and satisfied....??????????? 

What a great new year!

More posts to come!!!

Thursday, November 13, 2014

Mewtwo Fantasy

I'm moving to a new place..........so...um.....
I'm packing!
Can't blog without breaking a plate or two, here and there but eh....
As long as I get my fun blogging about it.
Apart from that, sis is getting married and my graduation ceremony will take place in the same week as the wedding, in two different, far-away-from-each-other places!
November and December are very action-packed months for me this year.......
I'm so looking forward to everything!!! I just love the idea of tormenting myself!! Such despair!
Junko fucking Enoshima must be very proud of me!

I've been on my handhelds a WHOLE darn lot.
Ain't kidding ma dear Sleipnirs.
I played Bayonetta 2 for only a few hours before my Wii U went into the box.
A few hours isn't enough to satisfy my fix nor is it enough to tell what's going on yet.
Such is the trauma I'm going through, haha...........
Some may think I'm exaggerating but you know.....
You're not me! You don't know my struggles! You don't what I've been through! =P
Gaming is my life! Kweeeehhhhh.....
And moving destroyed that!
My clan! My dignity! My everythingggggggg......
And on top of that........
My favourite Pokémon, Rayquaza, mega-evolves into a semi-decayed floating green anchovy.

At least there's something sweet coming on the way.
Mewtwo in Super Smash Bros/Hoes!! -give the ladies some attention-
Thank you Sakurai!
I dreamt about Mewtwo in SSB/H before the 3DS version was released.
Not a perverted dream, as if Mewtwo hadn't suffered enough. 
It was literally playing as Mewtwo.

Anyway, what I can really talk about are Fantasy Life and HM: The Lost Valley.
Not going to spoil anything, don't worry.
I've been on those two amidst the boxes of crap in my room.
I don't claim to be an expert, I'm still trying to uncover more of the games like forging armors and weapons and ranking and mining, all the usual stuff in RF/HM.
You know how there's a certain bonus that we can have depending on materials used in forging or special crops I can grow, yeah, I'm trying to find out if all these things are in these two games.
Do they share these things with their sort-of predecessors?
FL is somewhat like RF, pretty much the same team or only some of the RF dudes worked on it.
I can tell you that there's a lot to do in FL and TLV.
Day 1 itself - I started FL and was quite impressed by the extent of character customization.
The 3DS card can only hold so much data without sacrificing other features yeah? 
By the way, I started as an alchemist.....
Hey, never forget October 3rd, 1910 right?
I would definitely recommend these two games.

WHY can't I play as a Targaryen in Telltale GoT?
WHERE ARE MY DRAGONS?
We once again begin as a Stark....well, a supporter of the Stark.
Still, I can't wait.
Fire And Ice - Sounds pretty good already.

Tuesday, September 30, 2014

XV Smashing Changes

Final Fantasy XV looks amazingggggg!
Note the word = L-O-O-K-S
I'm not saying it plays great and all, though, from what I've seen, it's a FFXII+KH combo and that's one of my favourite gameplay styles.
And that Adamantoise (may not be its name)?
I love it! Enemy or friend?
I hope friend but let's face it.....
FF doesn't care much for befriending monsters/humanoid.
The system in FFXIII-2 doesn't count....there wasn't any hardcore bonding.......not so hardcore....
I want something like Pokémon-Amie.
I wish we could bond with summons for some sort of purpose but heh....not going to happen anytime soon.
Once again, can't have a K-pop guy band-looking group of dudes on a road-trip being the only ones controllable in a game.
The power of the absence of boobies is too much to bear.
Personally, I don't care for the controllable character's sex/gender (THEY ARE DIFFERENT, DAMN IT!!) so much to the point that I'll flame.
No matter how hard you squint your eyes and wish upon the stars, no matter how many plastic surgeries you go through, you'll never be the character you are in the game.
You live in the lame real world.
I like making my characters look or be somewhat like me but if not given the choice to customize or just choose who to control, I'm cool man.
There are some out there talking about bromance in a rude manner.
HEY!
Bromance is not something to frown upon. Embrace it mofos!

The change in Destiny.....
Cool.
Them loot is gone......
Not coooool...........................................STAHP IT!
Still enjoy it though.
The Phoenix Layton game is awesome!
It's the same kind of game, like their originals but different atmosphere.
At one point, the back and forth felt intense =)
I do recommend this game to lovers of Phoenix and Layton series and puzzle lovers (even those who have never tried the originals).
If you thought crossovers were farts, welllllllllllll....try this one and give the Family Guy/Simpson crossover a chance.
The Phantom Pain trailer was well done, the end music got loud and draaaaamaaaaaa!!
Shit's getting real.
Though, most people focused more on Quiet, particularly her assets....
She was part of the trailer, I'll just pretend that everyone enjoyed the whole trailer and not just asspects of it.
This game has very promising bosspects.
The SSB demo is great, I now can't wait for the full game.
I'm really shocked that Duck Hunt is in this.
Where did they get the epiphany to put him in =D
I loved (too bad, no access to it now) that game! Childhood bomb!!

Sooooo.......who's unfortunate enough to have a bent iPhone 6?
I have a solution......stop wearing pants.
Yep, don't just stop wearing tight pants, get rid of pants completely.
How would you carry you phone around then....??
I don't know......it's just a way of Android shaming you in public like typical bitchy cheerleaders do to new girls in high school.
That's one of my random thoughts of the situation.
Kyle still has a perfectly straight iPhone 6....not that being not straight is wrong.
Anyway, guess what came in the mail two weeks ago........



Can't help siding with or rather, falling for dragons.
The moment I saw Rune Factory 4 title logo.............SOLD!
Carlzodin of House Targaryen! 
You win or you die, true enough....
That's why you always save before a boss battle.