Saturday, July 20, 2013

A Quest For The Ladies

ComicCon is insane!!!!! XD

Look at all the game trailers released!!
Yowza!
So many games, so little time.......
Look at the merchandise!!

I have no bottoms on!
They are all holey!! XD

Highlights of the day!

More coming to the PC!
Dragon Quest X! More dragons!! Not literally though.....
Strider! Also for the consoles, so don't worry!
It's a game like Twin Dragon/Double Dragon/Double Dragon Neon....
Just bashing people on the streets....woot! Hiryu bites yo!
More coming to Injustice : GAU!
New outfits for the ladies (Harley, Wonder Woman, Catwoman) because they have to look fab...
Why didn't I see this coming...oh wait..I did!!
What's new for Lightning Returns -Final Fantasy XIII-??
Lightning has finally succumbed to the females' ultimate weakness....the inability to resist having a large wardrobe! Look at her change in the trailer! Wow! Thirteen days left before the world goes to hell and you put on a fashion show to cheer the civilians up.......nice! Heidi Klum will be proud! 
Noel is so whiny.....whatever ladies! Burn me on a stake if you want, I'm not taking that back XD
Halo - Spartan Assault for Win 8 devices!
Master Chief needs a new smartphone and Cortana needs new batteries!
Angry Birds - Star Wars will be taking over consoles! Its sequel.....soon........
Angry Birds everywhere!! On shirts, table mats, carpets, dishes, undies, bras and books???!! 
It's not Physics!!! XD
When will it be The Last Of Birds? Or Pigs....oink....
Disney Infinity! Looks nice actually.......dodgy figurines though.....
Mario And Luigi Dream Team! The bros working together to save the princesses!
When will Bowser stop being a perv? When will the princesses learn to fucking use guns and shoot Bowser in the ---?? Do you like being kidnapped?? Is that a sex thing?? I don't know! I'm just a kid!
When's Toad going to infect people's brains???
The Smurfs 2 platform game??? Directed to kiddies. Adults, get ready to drink.......kids, don't get hyperactive....
Payday 2, nice!! I want it now! Unlike your mask, you're no joke.....clowns are bastards......not my words.......SHUT UP!
Game Freak has a secret up its sleeves! A teaser of some sort on their webpage. What is it going to be??
Is Pokémon coming as an MMO?? A crossover?? A baby donkey?? A shiny pony? A completely new game, like Pokémon but has a different logic?? Gotta poop em' all? Gotta eat em' all?? Ai karam ba ai chi wa wa?? なに?

Stay cool!

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