Need For An Assassin Family Tomb

Vroom vroom, guess who?
Need For Speed Rivals, where police cars and players clash!!
It felt more like a gruesome action adventure, GTA-style game, judging by the trailer presented XD
Let's see how it rolls!

A remake of Digimon World - Re:Digitize!!
Yep it's true! Might come in ENG too!
New Digimons and evolutions, characters and an exclusive female character and new form of gameplay!
Keep an eye out for this!

A new assassin, whose knowledge of the Kama Sutra surpasses those of any other assassins.....
A new game? NAY!!!
The Assassin's Creed : Brahman, a graphic novel! Haha!
Arbaaz Mir, the man devoted to protecting his homeland, India from icky British in the 19th century.
Will this be made into a game?? At some point??
Who knows........
Might want to see how bad-ass this guy is first XD
Who's the lady in blue by the way??
Jasmine from Aladdin....?? Nope, wait.....wrong country......
Come on! I'm not that far off......she's a princess.....yes??? 

The young, inexperienced Lara Croft we all were early this year.....when's the sequel coming??
No idea.......
When will we see her again??
Soon! Dark Horse will be publishing a series entitled 'Tomb Raider', the new Lara Croft as the protagonist. 
It's pretty much a graphical sequel....sort of...it will apparently lead to the opening of the game sequel.
It's all about how she grows up to be a kick-ass adventurer who can well.....kick ass with machete and guns....
She's not there yet right now...she's just the curious explorer...like Dora except not retarded....
Who's involved?? Gail Simone! Wonder Woman in action!
Will be available in February 2014....so have fun waiting!

What else will be out soon....??
A crossover!
Family Guy and The Simpsons join forces to spread the love for insanity!
The usual, husbands up to crazy stuff and their wives being completely, dominantly angry!
Some critics (self-claimed or whatever....) have begun talking, saying these two families don't match, the crossover will be a disaster......due to different styles of humour.....
My question to you - how in this fucked up world do you know that??
Watch it first! Don't say 'I told you so!!!!!'.....
Not over yet!! Another crossover!
Between South Park and Phineas and Ferb - this will be epic! Too bad!!
It's between The Simpsons and Futurama! What will it be about??
It will be musical..........sing till your kidneys burst and bloody urine splashes everywhere.....

By the way, earthquake hitting NZ! Be careful yo!
Stay cool!