F.E.A.R Online by Aeria Game is coming!!
The creepy little girl, staring at you, cursing every moment of your life.....
Until you sign up for beta! So do it!
I'm telling you dudes.......girls are scarier than supernatural beings.....
It's an online horror FPS..............oooooooooooooooooo...................
Just what I need....
A little kick, (will there be jump-scares here and there...??) to make me feel alive after mountains of reports.......=p
From the trailer, I can tell that it will be gory...spine-tingling....sweeeeeetttt!!
Or will it.....??
I don't know......some people are showing hate......I do not have the slightest idea how they can tell how bad/good the game is from trailers.....
Sure, the previous ones were less than impressive.......(SHUT UP!! LALALALALALA!! -disagree all you want- XD)
Unfortunately, I haven't developed such superpower.......even after being a gamer for years.....=p
Which is why I play whatever game developers hash out.....and give a full review after that....
Who lives in the pineapple under the sea?
Ta-ha-ha-ha, ta-ha-ha-ha, ta-ha-ha-ha!
A new Spongebob game, Spongebob Squarepants : Plankton's Robotic Revenge where Plankton once again tries to steal, or rather force into the Krusty Krab heads-on by the looks of it to get the SECRET FORMULA........
It's in 3D, pretty awkward, really not used to it (=p) after watching SS for years in 2D.....childhood memories cloud my judgement..... XD
It's strange that Plankton can't hire a bunch of gourmet to come up with a recipe for him, I mean he has that sort of cash, to build machines to take over the Krusty Krab! He has a computer wife....in which he probably shouldn't have installed the 'nagging' firmware....
I can never watch anything without questioning their logic/purpose/whatever......pretty sure you can imagine how in dire a need for peace my kiddy mind was.......questioning EVERY single piece of shit....#ADHD #overlycurious.....XD
Bloodmasque is available now....
Guess what this one's about??
Anything with 'Blood' in it these days means it's a yippee-doo-dah vampire adventure!
True Blood, Blood Ties eh, Bloodshows......okay, this is too much...=p
Can't joke about Bloodshows....lest you want to be spanked =p
Vampires used to be cool....until love was introduced into the blood-sucking equation (EdLa ruined everything!!!)....
Anyway, the game looks alright, reminds me of Blood+, with vampires having their 'true' forms....
The classy lady resembles Diva, the guy looks like Haji and the story's set in Paris =p
I think I saw Lincoln....=p
A pretty standard fighting RPG (life bars at the top, hit count record), RT combat system, quite bloody (not very realistic =p)...
Be the protagonist by scanning your face onto it...
Yesh, well, I scanned something else...
My hero is an ass-face.......heheheh....nah.....
What else to jam on??
Shadowrun Returns, trying this dawg out!
What can I say so far......??
Need more loot......yeah...
Well, still going through it....so we'll see....
Jamming League of Legends too.....Diablo......and others....=p
Super Smash Bros doesn't have Story Mode....because Sakurai thinks it's no longer needed...considering the spoilers on the Internet.....well, you could make new cutscenes....??
Why are you holding back?? Whhhyyyy.....
Nintendo is not into Japa indie....yikes...so Wii U is just Japa-mainstream......no questions there...
Something might have come up...*wink*
Too bad about Borderlands 2 Season Pass.....would have loved it, gimme gimme new stuff...=p
A new Mortal Kombat in the making.............................................YES!!!!!!!
Stay cool!
Howdy y'all!!
How about that Project Spark?
A game where you do the creating.....
Like SimsCity, draw your own landscape, add huts, gardens, deers, cats, wolves, this and that...
Then play as you wish.....
A rainbow-themed FPS, where we shoot unicorns farting in the air....
An RPG, where you somehow land yourself in a situation that puts the world in pain....
Over-exaggerate (if this word makes sense or is possible...redundant??....) the characters' features (mentally and physically) so they can take over the world......make molotov cocktails, rule a kingdom...bake a cake...ride a bike.....go fishing......sleep.....something...???
Anyway, we get to decide what happens in this game!!
Power to the people!
With that said.....can't wait to hear what the limitations are....there's always a catch....have never believed that anything can be as free and random as thee.......errr............
What other highlights???
The Legend Of Korra - Book 2 coming soon!!
More dramas.....yay..............ugghh.....
Dead Rising 3, more zombies, more weapon modifications!!
Stick a lollipop to a chainsaw, with a cheerleader skirt over the handle....
Or put a traffic cone, with blades from top to bottom at the ends of nunchakus....
Put a baby in a crib, stick a megaphone to it to make the ultimate Sonicboom!!
Go around in a banana hammock, put on the ultimate, cheesy strip show for zombies...the perfect weapon!!
Ryse : Son Of Rome - no one's happy about the combat system.....
Button-mashing skills ain't going to help you here bro......learn to observe...hehehehe.....
There will always be haters......XD
Final Fantasy XV - everyone's hyped because.....???
Great combat system - classic completely eliminated, it's more of a TPA kind of system....
BUT.....we still stick to the three per party rule!
We could also close in onto the enemies.....like FFVII - Advent Children in action, remember the Bahamut ZERO battle?? Jump and swing around the city like monkeys to get to him...?
A question from most - Are there only two ladies in the entire game...??
Nope! More will be revealed as the release date looms near.......then again you can just wait and get the game.......do a pre-order.....so keep your panties on ladies, drop your boxers guys........JK.....
Giggity-gaggity-goo.......XD
Clear on the story??
The royal family Lucis - Noctis (Lucis Caelum) has special eyes.....had a friend - Stella?? who leaves one day....
He has his entourage....great friends, very supportive.....even a seemingly villainous one...hmmmm..
A traitor...??? Nah!! Maybe....??
They have such interesting names.....Cor Leonis, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum....like names of magnificent dragons...hohohoho.......
Niflheim (Nibelheim??!!??) has been playing friendly....and finally....
Years later, a cold war begins because some old dudes (Niflheim-ers) want the Crystal, guarded by the Lucis family.
So?? They launch a full-scale invasion/attack.........sheesh...
So, who's Stella??
More to come!!
Vroom vroom, guess who?
Need For Speed Rivals, where police cars and players clash!!
It felt more like a gruesome action adventure, GTA-style game, judging by the trailer presented XD
Let's see how it rolls!
A remake of Digimon World - Re:Digitize!!
Yep it's true! Might come in ENG too!
New Digimons and evolutions, characters and an exclusive female character and new form of gameplay!
Keep an eye out for this!
A new assassin, whose knowledge of the Kama Sutra surpasses those of any other assassins.....
A new game? NAY!!!
The Assassin's Creed : Brahman, a graphic novel! Haha!
Arbaaz Mir, the man devoted to protecting his homeland, India from icky British in the 19th century.
Will this be made into a game?? At some point??
Who knows........
Might want to see how bad-ass this guy is first XD
Who's the lady in blue by the way??
Jasmine from Aladdin....?? Nope, wait.....wrong country......
Come on! I'm not that far off......she's a princess.....yes???
The young, inexperienced Lara Croft we all were early this year.....when's the sequel coming??
No idea.......
When will we see her again??
Soon! Dark Horse will be publishing a series entitled 'Tomb Raider', the new Lara Croft as the protagonist.
It's pretty much a graphical sequel....sort of...it will apparently lead to the opening of the game sequel.
It's all about how she grows up to be a kick-ass adventurer who can well.....kick ass with machete and guns....
She's not there yet right now...she's just the curious explorer...like Dora except not retarded....
Who's involved?? Gail Simone! Wonder Woman in action!
Will be available in February 2014....so have fun waiting!
What else will be out soon....??
A crossover!
Family Guy and The Simpsons join forces to spread the love for insanity!
The usual, husbands up to crazy stuff and their wives being completely, dominantly angry!
Some critics (self-claimed or whatever....) have begun talking, saying these two families don't match, the crossover will be a disaster......due to different styles of humour.....
My question to you - how in this fucked up world do you know that??
Watch it first! Don't say 'I told you so!!!!!'.....
Not over yet!! Another crossover!
Between South Park and Phineas and Ferb - this will be epic! Too bad!!
It's between The Simpsons and Futurama! What will it be about??
It will be musical..........sing till your kidneys burst and bloody urine splashes everywhere.....
By the way, earthquake hitting NZ! Be careful yo!
Stay cool!
Woots!!
Clementine will return to The Walking Dead - Season 2!!
As a teenager...??
We'll find out soon!!
Review/comment/rant/whatever time!!
Just played The Night Of The Rabbit by Daedalic Entertainment.
A point/click/puzzle game (like Hansel & Gretel) which has an interesting story.
You think it's a cute game because it has rabbits in it...........................nope!
The Cheshire cat (Alice - Madness Returns) was cute, but the game was bloody, but he was fluffy, smoky, torn and cute....and also a dick at times...I don't know where I'm going with this....
Anyway, we play as Jerry Hazelnut (reminds me of sandwiches with peanut butter and jelly and Nutella.....getting carried away again....), a visionary boy who seeks the secrets of becoming an almighty magician.
In his journey, he comes across a variety of magical characters, showing him the way to wizardry, each has a story of his/her own.
Some of them are pretty vague....so you'll have to pay close attention.
Hint, some of them are not who they seem to be.........quack!
Puzzles are not that difficult though their solutions can be rather strange.....as in there are very few options per screen, so you will know which to click on but which combination of items do you use?? That's the bigger question.....
And they can be repetitive, making the game a tad easier as you proceed....
Voice-acting is decent, nice accent, backgrounds are beautifully done.
Very colourful, the forest is reminiscent of 100-Acre Woods somehow....
It looks like those drawings in storybooks...XD
ComicCon is insane!!!!! XD
Look at all the game trailers released!!
Yowza!
So many games, so little time.......
Look at the merchandise!!
I have no bottoms on!
They are all holey!! XD
Highlights of the day!
More coming to the PC!
Dragon Quest X! More dragons!! Not literally though.....
Strider! Also for the consoles, so don't worry!
It's a game like Twin Dragon/Double Dragon/Double Dragon Neon....
Just bashing people on the streets....woot! Hiryu bites yo!
More coming to Injustice : GAU!
New outfits for the ladies (Harley, Wonder Woman, Catwoman) because they have to look fab...
Why didn't I see this coming...oh wait..I did!!
What's new for Lightning Returns -Final Fantasy XIII-??
Lightning has finally succumbed to the females' ultimate weakness....the inability to resist having a large wardrobe! Look at her change in the trailer! Wow! Thirteen days left before the world goes to hell and you put on a fashion show to cheer the civilians up.......nice! Heidi Klum will be proud!
Noel is so whiny.....whatever ladies! Burn me on a stake if you want, I'm not taking that back XD
Halo - Spartan Assault for Win 8 devices!
Master Chief needs a new smartphone and Cortana needs new batteries!
Angry Birds - Star Wars will be taking over consoles! Its sequel.....soon........
Angry Birds everywhere!! On shirts, table mats, carpets, dishes, undies, bras and books???!!
It's not Physics!!! XD
When will it be The Last Of Birds? Or Pigs....oink....
Disney Infinity! Looks nice actually.......dodgy figurines though.....
Mario And Luigi Dream Team! The bros working together to save the princesses!
When will Bowser stop being a perv? When will the princesses learn to fucking use guns and shoot Bowser in the ---?? Do you like being kidnapped?? Is that a sex thing?? I don't know! I'm just a kid!
When's Toad going to infect people's brains???
The Smurfs 2 platform game??? Directed to kiddies. Adults, get ready to drink.......kids, don't get hyperactive....
Payday 2, nice!! I want it now! Unlike your mask, you're no joke.....clowns are bastards......not my words.......SHUT UP!
Game Freak has a secret up its sleeves! A teaser of some sort on their webpage. What is it going to be??
Is Pokémon coming as an MMO?? A crossover?? A baby donkey?? A shiny pony? A completely new game, like Pokémon but has a different logic?? Gotta poop em' all? Gotta eat em' all?? Ai karam ba ai chi wa wa?? なに？
Stay cool!
