Sunday, August 11, 2013

Tess In 10 Seconds

Ba-boom!
Shuriken! Goukakyuu no jutsu!! Hitler ドイツ人です.....I think I got that right...??
Should probably stop with the Naruto reference........I've been playing a lot of Ninja Storm...hehe...

10 Second Ninja, another game I came across yesterday...
The Nazi meets Ninja...in a platform game where we're the ninja (the blue guy!) and the Nazi is well...the Nazi...(NPC)...
Hitler seems to be pissed because there are tweets of him being fat........well......he is....
He's Robot Hitler, doesn't have a body and floats around with that toothbrush moustache...I think that's what people call it....I'm no facial hair terminologist.....
He isn't a fan of ninjas and wants to destroy them all...clearly the Jews weren't enough to quench his thirst....or are the Jews ninjas now...?? It is possible...you don't have to be Japanese to be a ninja...
Ninjas are just assassins....who use smoke bombs and shurikens and kunai blades...and work in the shadows, move really fast.....and Jews are people......who CAN be assassins/warriors.....and they can use kugel, kosher food....(hey, they can be yummy....) to fight Nazis............what.....??
The game looks pretty intense (from the trailer) and each level is only 10 seconds long, so we'll just zig zag zoom zoom here and there over spikes and platforms, fighting mechanical Nazis....=)
Will have a chance to go up against Hitler himself and show him what a fat ----- he is......
What's wrong with being fat.......?????
Mazel tov....
What's wrong with being fat..............................????? XD

It seems that Tess was supposed to be lemon......-pursues Joel to the ends of Earth to get her revenge-
I did think of that at some point, given what a tough cookie she was...
Joel was a traitor and Ellie couldn't slay non-infected........until David happened.....tum tum tuuummm....
It would be interesting to see how things would go with this original ending.....
If we don't put realism in this of course......but if we do.....??
I mean, Tess chasing after him just for a few kicks and punches....???
You would actually go through those mushroom people just for that...??
Sure you'll say yes, if you're not the one actually doing it.......
As for Joel, going through calamity for something that might not even be the real deal....
What if Ellie transforms midway...?? Or they can't make a vaccine at all...??
If Tess wasn't a friend or didn't die.......it would probably be like this...
Joel : Screw humanity, I'm going home man.....
Everyone needs a friend to help get through tough times....motivation, encouragement, love, heart, liver and all that My Little Pony and Care Bears crap......
I would really like to see though.....more of Tess..I think that her side of the story wasn't very well presented in the game, not much on her background....she died too soon....yeah I know I emphasized this point oh so many times before....
And it would be awesome if there was someone else and not just Marlene on the semi-antagonistic side (She wasn't that baneful....was she?? Cut her some slack....)...and maybe a surprise character who turned out to be immune and could infect people and had been doing so for fun and created a whole army of them because somehow they obeyed and did the bidding of the one who infected them and tried to take over the world...OR this someone could de-infect fungus people, and so scientists decided to experiment on him/her and they tried to take over the world instead.....this is starting to sound quite JRPG-ish.....I should probably stop...=p 
So yeah, it would be interesting to see how things turn out with the original....but the selected ending ain't bad, it's pretty.......=)

Game more, it's good for health!

Saturday, August 10, 2013

Mega Creepy Mutants

Howdy!!!

How many bombs of utmost nostalgia have hit me so far this year???!!?? =D
MGS, Ducktales, all those remakes/revamps.....and now....
TMNT - Out Of The Shadows!!!!!
My turtle friends have a new game! *Some people say that sounds very sad....#foreveralone*
How can you not love them??
They live in the sewer, have a rat for a dad, have ninja gears, named after brilliant people, turtles which are supposedly slow move as fast as Sasuke.....it's everyone's dream!
And they eat pizza!!!!! Who hates pizza???!!! My favourite pizza is rather whacked though......
Anyway....can't wait for the game!!
It looks Deadpool-ish right now......we'll see =)

The final map pack for COD-BO II.......the Apocalyse!
It indeed sounds like the last one.....it has zombie missions in it and four new maps (Pod, Frost, Takeoff, Dig)....
The Zombie scenario is said to be set in France (WWI era).....is it me or are zombies getting fancier...??
I mean....zombies using the Internet, now they are eating baguette and cheese.....I don't know where I'm going with this....
We'll be meeting the heroes of previous zombie maps - Nicolai, Takeo, Rictofen and Tank =)
The maps sound interesting, they have a snowy area.....snow just makes me happy =p

Well, well, well......it's time for evolution-ception....
Pokémons now have Mega Evolutions.....it's the evolved form of an ultimately evolved Pokémon...
I've seen them and they basically just get hair extensions....I'm serious!
They just grow these bushy tentacle-like or tail-like stuff out of their heads or torso....
Look at Mega Mewtwo......it just looks like he grew a tail on his head....and is shorter than before...??
What....?? Stunted body growth but progressive tail/hair growth....??
Lucario.....wriggling stuff growing out of his head...or back...and bushier tail...
Ampharos....from being bald to long, bushy mane or hair.....
Mawile.....the jaws at the back growing hair.....
Blaziken...arm hair.....
Mega Evolution is about them getting hair-growth promoting hormones....get more information from some Gym leader, Korrina who knows a lot about it and seems to have a lot of hair herself and something about Mega Stones which induce this form of evolution....
This form of evolution though....lasts as long as the battle...it's an in-battle thingy... 
Of course, their strengths increase by a certain magnitude but look at all that hair.....=)
There are some new ones too...Skiddo (Gogoat's pre-ev), Dedenne (another cutesy Electric and also Fairy rabbit or mouse....what...???) and Bunnelby (a rabbit....a normal rabbit....don't eat it....)
I'm not being mean....just expressing my thoughts...I do play Pokémon and enjoy it...jeeberz guys!

More stuff from Nintendo!
Can't wait for Prof. Layton/Phoenix Wright, Rayman Legends and the rest....there are so many to look forward to!!
And look at the indie game line-up.....wowzers!
From the top of my head, I could recall umm....Festival Of Magic, Monkey Pirates, Tengami, Cubemen 2, Forced, Ittle Dew.....I think there are more.....
Yeah yeah yeah.....I blog free-style, spontaneously....I don't Google stuff up.....whatcha gonna do about it....?? That's my way of a blogger -Blogging no jutsu!-
Speaking of indie games.....I came across some interesting ones...not for the Wii-U....
Fran Bow, it looks happy and cute but it's bloody.....
It's kind of like Alice - Madness Returns but it's point-and-click/puzzle game....
Graphics-wise....it's like those bedtime storybook pictures sort of thing....
The story is similar as in there is the asylum where our protagonist somehow lands herself into and slaughtered parents stuff going on....
I think it's a Kickstarter project....well I just think it sounds interesting....
And also....Teacher Story, where you play as a teacher, boring the heck out of your students...
A turn-based game, where you just be a teacher...nag, hand out worksheet - the aim is to make the little ------ pay attention....
This game is quite a gold-digger...so well......try it out...see for yourself.....=)
You might like it enough......hehe....

ASUS X Series........looks nice......
Is it highly resolved.......??
Very sleek design.......is it good for gaming.....??? 
It does say it's an everyday laptop =p
Okay, we've been through this a lot of times....(LOADS!!)....PS PLUS is NOT required for the share function(s)...don't sweat it....

Joy!

Friday, August 9, 2013

Punch The Love-Hate Guardian!

How about them indie-licious treats???

Beatbuddy : Tale Of The Guardians - A musical journey to save the melodious land of Symphonia! Beatbuddy is da man! He knows his tunes.....a happy Rhapsody-like adventure, love that game...it was insanely humorous....well, Beatbuddy is strategy-platform-ish.....like Worms Revolution!
Well...not really.....
Megabyte Punch - Fight with your own fighter!
When Ian Fell In The Machine, he accidentally ate his golden wiener...interpret that as you wish bros....
Another random-factored games - Spelunky! A new map every time you re-enter the level....ready to dig your grave???
Guncraft - Shooting people is indeed very fun, destroying the environment is just as much fun.......do not say otherwise.....
Space Hulk - He is not green and not the Android dude......enough said......we'll be leading Terminators against Genestealers....is there a literal meaning to that.....?? We'll find out soon.....
Helix - What......?? 
Skipping Stones - Music with rocks.....what's not to get?? Rolling stones upon water/some media and make some magic!
Skulls Of The Shogun - Love it! Adorable skulls and lions! Ahhhh......BUT...if you love it fast and furious, not for you....but still....it's fun to play! Perfect for warfare, divide-&-conquer lovers....strategy-thinking rocks! 
Soul Grinder - I've ground mine with the surface grinder.......we'll be using hand cannons and rocket boots in this one though!
Cannon Brawl - This is like Worms Revolution, but with cannons......errr....the name says it all!
Contagion - Zombie time!!! FPS, survival horror - let it be suuuuppper scary...pleeaasseee...I'm desperate.....Slender didn't get me, the crazy Pizza demon didn't make me hungry....
Mercenary King - Pretty cool platform game =)

Looking for more RPG/JRPG/anime-ish/adventure kind of thrill???
How about Danmaku Unlimited 2???
Nostalgia bomb! Like Zero Wing but moving vertically...=p
Gone Home - Investigate this damn house only to find that the murderer is none other than...........................................you.......nah! Who knows....??? XD
Postmortem - Screw sexism! Women can kill even when wearing a maid's costume which is obviously for RP in the bedroom and not the kitchen.......
Hate Plus - Another Mad Father sort of kick.....dark and freaky......but with cakes and hanbok! YAYYYY!!
Everlove - We're going to hear some funky stuff from some players alright, get ready! Bow chicka bow wow! Play as Rose and solve your personal problems......no idea how personal they will be.....we are going to have so much fun....

Hope you guys enjoyed Quakecon/VidCon!
Had to miss them because my reports don't do themselves...they need someone else to do them, not necessarily the clean kind of 'do'.....my pen's lazy, my dog had my paper.....well, I already had my comic fun.......
Anyway, it's good fun.....what can be better than writing about kinetics and ELISA and isotherm adsorption...right? Right? Right?? RiGht?? RiGhT?? RIGHT??!!?

Have fun!!

Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Berry Divine Dream

I know!! I know!! I've sinned!
My punishment will resume after this......I think....
Hey! I like writing about stuff....
Maybe I'll delay that announcement I said I'll make at some point??
Fair deal?? =) 

Ho ho ho ho ho.......
This month is teeming with indie goodies!

More Slender??
Horror games are the BOMB!
Lucius is not a horror game guys...come on.....you're fucking me aren't you????.....Is it classified as one......???
I'm not sure......to me, it's more of a puzzle game with adult themes.....no spoilers!!
If anything, it's hilarious......no no no.....don't go ape shit on me about religion now, be cool man.....
Anyway.....what do we have this month??

Who loves berries?? Sweet, sweet raspberries, blueberries, gooseberries or geeseberry.......I don't know....any of those?
How about some Cloudberry Kingdom???
But CarLz........
YES, it was released last month....but on my calendar, the last day of last month is part of this month, it's month-ception.....I defy the laws of physics, time and matter and space.....doesn't make sense....??
Too bad! I'm ridiculous =p
A seemingly cute, cheerful and light platform game that will rip your heart out and chomp on it to smithereens....
As usual, you go through levels which become increasingly harder....
What's the catch???
Lack of abilities to aid you in certain parts of the game.....haha! 
You unlock them as you proceed (sorta flawed....), so yippee!
There are different modes so yeah, round up your bros and jam on it.....
Level of difficulty....?? Let me just touch this subject lightly.......
Enough to keep you busy....I guess??
Ye olde games were way more engaging and hardcore....games these days...not so much....
Still holding on to hope! I'm waiting for you DS II!!!!
Seriously though, what is Hideo Kojima up to??? I wanna know!! Is it a new game?????!!!

The Dream Machine P4! Chew on them cardboard!
Don't ever stay in your apartment alone unless you're ready for an adventure....ADVENTURE TIME, come on, grab your friends, travel to very distant lands......lalalalalalalala......
Savant : Ascent - shoot those bolts, YEAH!
Pivvot - I can't make good decisions!! Why must you make me clean my room?.....I killed Carley or Carly!!! I can't solve problems like a wise adult....I'm a retard! I need a sandwich.....
Rymdkapsel - No idea if this is actually a word (is this German?) but pretty fun =) Take over the galaxy like a boss....yeah yeah ooohh ooohh ohhh.....
Divinity : Dragon Commander - The word 'dragon' is enough to get me pumped up XD -I LOVE DRAGONS......CAN'T STRESS THAT ENOUGH!!!-
Only to be let down by the absence of dragons.........how dare you Dragon Zakura.......
Why is everyone going crazy over major boobage in Dragon's Crown??!!? Would you prefer seeing huge banana ding-a-lings instead???!!?? Alrighty...whatever floats your boat....I don't mind =p
Ibb And Obb - Reminds me of those days, the Chip & Dale game, Snow Bros, my fave! They are not the same but co-op just brings those memories back.......
Betrayer - Very eye-friendly....it's an eye candy!! =) I'm serious.....not joking....
Papers, Please - Oh, I get to be the Immigration Officer this time.....gosh I hate those people, pissing me off at airports, getting all high and mighty with foreigners....bastards.....
Guacamelee - Ai yai yai yai!!!
Skullgirls - Let the ladies pull each others' hair off till bald.......

To be continued!

Sunday, August 4, 2013

Scroll Deep Down -NOTE-

A little NOTE about -Master Rogue- 
Sorry about that! I didn't realize that it bites or bit people (I've changed it).
I didn't mean anything by it....I swear! =)
Sometimes I just miss out on stuff and then the whole thing changes in meaning...
Sometimes I just slip stuff in here and there....
If it makes you feel better......I have it too...=)
Yeah, I know it doesn't change anything....what's expressed will forever be out there...=p
As punishment, I shan't blog for a while.....
It's punishment to me because I love writing about stuff XD
So so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so sorry!!
Smile always! =) 

A new exclusive online RPG for the PS4, Deep Down!
Another exclusive, another angry mob....
Yep, we know it bros!
Unless the game sucks of course, then there would a jeering party.....
Don't get your undies in a knot yet.......
May NOT be an exclusive, so there you go! =p

As discretely mentioned.................next-gen sequel -game- Tomb Raider is real...
Yes it is!
She does indeed look older =)
And rougher around the edges.....

Elder Scrolls Anthology, the colossus weighing on my mind....
To get or not to get??
All five ES games + add-ons/DLCs + five new maps
Elder Scrolls Arena
Elder Scrolls 2: Daggerfall, The Elder Scrolls 3: Morrowwind along with Tribunal and Bloodmoon.
Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion and Knights of the Nine and Shivering Isles
Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim with Dawnguard, Hearthfire, and Dragonborn DLC. 
5 physical maps : Tamriel, Iliac Bay, Morrowwind, Cyrodiil, and Skyrim.
Don't have to be a Calculus genius to calculate the intensity of the bundle....
If you have them all already......think this....it's a collectible!! XD
Well, that's how it is in the gaming industry........money, money, money.....=p 

Watch Dogs - Smartphone stealth!
Aiden Pearce shall live our dream - hack into CTOS and take over the city!
Make the traffic lights go haywire so pedestrians get knocked down, street lights go whacked so it's like a club out on the streets......
Focus security cameras on more important stuff - the toilet cubicles, not the stores and goods....
Ahhh...Chicago is the best place to be now.....=) 
Fez 2 is gone, ka-poof, not gonna make it....deal with it ga-bros! Cheers to some of you....

What's your rep yo??
Looks like we can no longer be douche-bags while playing on the Xbox -Live-......
Should one behave inappropriately, one shall be spanked in a manner where he/she is placed at the bottom of the pyramid......he/she who cheats/dicks around shall not pass........
And it seems Sony is losing moola.......hmmmmm........where are all the fanny fanboys and fangirls now?? Hehehe.......

Dear old Square Enix has turned wiser..............................aging kills.....
A quest has been bestowed upon the team....
They are controlling every bit of detail now.....how the game is made and released....
Not going to just focus on the big-boy consoles/handhelds but spread out to mobiles and the others which are not usually mentioned......less remakes and more new stuff....
What do I think...??
It's pretty good....expand your horizon, make good use of them all.....show different aspects of games, when one platform fails to deliver, the other succeeds and bathes in its glory...new games to excite us all, introduce a new element or elements (provided they don't suck).....
What do I really think....??
Good luck NOT attracting crazy doo-doos who go all out to defend big-time consoles......XD

Have fun!!