Woot woot!
The ladies spring into action in COD-GHOSTS!
No, seriously.....I don't mean the guy soldiers are pussies and all....
Literally, there will be female soldiers.........
Genuine, super legit women.....
Hah! Of course you guys know this! Trailers are booming here and there! About time!
Girl power!! Girls rule!! -insert other female-empowering mottos here- =)
Wondering what took them so long to include boobies??
It's because of......................................the engine!
Character customization and variations were too much for the previous engine to handle.......
There are some crazy people too who think portrayal/display of violence against women in video games or any media is blasphemous.....okay, that didn't come out right....it's not what you think....I'm not saying it's good to beat women up, I mean violence against anyone is heinous BUT in games..............just let it go, I mean, it's just a game/show/demonstration/whatever!! Chill-ax!
Besides that, the game collector's editions will launch soon! =)
The Prestige Edition and Hardened Edition (no dirty thoughts......*wink**wink*)
Let's cut to the chase, they all have bonus maps (like all FPS CE, maps are muy importante), OST....
The Prestige Ed is basically more prestigious, as in it has the extra tactical camera (1080p!!) which you can use to record stuff like how to use the toilet or the toaster....sure it sounds funny but there are people who don't use them well....can't even flush to save their lives......someone should show the tactics of toilet usage....
My eyes are on the paracord strap....hehe........=p
There's also Season Pass.....
Doggies will be joining us in-game!! Let us celebrate!! These are my buddies!
What other CE we have???
Batman : Arkham Origins! Yippee!
It's full of goodies! So many things, it's like a miniature candy store!!
I want the Joker figurine and his fruit cake! -Not a sexual innuendo, it really is a fruit cake-
There are those documentaries, added challenges (Deathstroke!), Batman's childhood stuff.......
I'm getting it....how am I doing it....?? I have my ways =)
So....Tales Of Xillia! Great game! Time for Round 2!! Let me share some of my stuff with you!
What was that?? Not enough....?? You want a closer look at Milla?? How about the figurine??
Yeah, her precious golden curls are covering her even-more-precious.......unless you want me to shoot down up or the grapefruits but this isn't that sort of blog! What....?? Now you want me to put up my Dragon's Crown stuff?? XD
Anyway, as you can see, I bought the LE, I got the figurine on its own....guess who's joining my collection next...?? =)
Just one little bone to pick......the music CD should include the theme song......
Why am I diligently putting up pictures.....??
Well, apparently, people do NOT like reading these days, it drives them mad! Shame on them!
Not into literature, books, word thingies.....only into motion pictures, motionless pictures...stuff like that.....errr....
-CarlZ!!! Put some pictures on your blog!!!!!! Too.....many.......words....!!!- XD
Bet you don't know much about William Shakespeare (apartfromthefactthathe'sgayJK!) or his work....
Conrad Aiken...?? Robert Frost anyone?? Sonnet 18?? The Road Not Taken?? Jane's Father??!!
Read more people!! Jeeberz!! Educational stuff ain't bad, it's the opposite which is bad! Alright, fine, my blog is 100% non-educational......I admit it......=p
Pom Gets WiFi (funny game BTW) says it!! Nowadays, some people do talk and write like that for realsies, ever since the introduction of SMS, to sound cool, to be quick???....etc!! Shortening everything too! Spelling 'come' like this, 'cum'.....what...????!!! I don't know which meaning you're going for but not on the dinner table!!!
Oh knowledge, knowledge, wherefore art thou knowledge??
Deny thy wisdom, deny thy existence.......
I'm not a grammar Nazi........I'm just being a jack-ass!! =D
Hey! Just because I can hold the camera, it doesn't mean I can take good pictures! I ain't a photographer!!
Alright!! I confess!! I'm too lazy to pick up the camera and take pretty pictures!!
I'll try to put up pictures of my collection and other random stuff more! =)
Promise!! -Part 1 of my announcement.......sorta......- =D
Well anyway....there are DLCs for Xillia......new outfits! Colour variations of default clothes, slave I mean butler and maid costumes and beach-wear!!
Imagine a grim scene...and they are wearing beach clothes.......it's kind of hard to take them seriously......XD
Is that Mieu I see????
So, is anyone interested in the EA humble bundle???
It's pretty generous I would say.....how rare...=p
Yep guys! I got Brigmore Witches!
So far, it's good but nothing stands out.....will comment more when I finish it....
GTA multiplayer - awesome! Time to game-bang bros!
Saints Row IV is amazing! Love it!!
Killer Is Dead is superb! Dang nabbit!!
Can't wait for Kick-Ass 2!!
Earthquake hit again!
Some crazy stuff went on in the lab yesterday and we were evacuated.......
Might not have power to blog....where can I rant then!!??
How do I game??!!? #firstworldproblemsjeeberz
This is true, follow this simple guideline and you'll be fine! XD
Smile always!!! =)
What is up with LoZ - Wind Waker???
Nah, nothing much, it's just entering the HD era.....
It'll be available for the Wii U soon, so cheers to that!
Though I'm not a visual whore, I have to get it........why....??
Because I'm a game whore.........I'm just gonna YOLO the crap out of this......or YOPO......???
But I don't ever play a game once......hmmm.......
I usually go through games several times.....and go back to them after a while (I get it! I don't have a life! Haha!)....so.......YOPUYD (-until you die...??).....YOPUKI?? YOYOMA?? YUFFIE??
Fine! I'll just YOYUSRLUHINBDRTSRSCI this! -Yeah, lame right??-
Anyway, it seems that Satoru is very proud of it, great visuals make people happy yes???
I would say though in this game, their eyes are....humongous......
I wonder.....what's the timer on the Witcher 3 webbie for....???
HMMMMMMMMM.....................
Ahh well.....can't wait for the Wild Hunt....XD
Yeah, I'm aware of Zatanna's existence.....that game is just DLC-licious....=p
Flinging her wand here and there.........it's magic!
You can't rumble with hocus-pocus!!! No fair!!
So, a new, different, non-cliche horror game could be in the making....and I'm pretty excited =)
Because they say it would be different from others....
By different, they mean they are not going to include typical horror elements, the infamous one being mentally-challenged people.....(Silent Hill, Alice..etc)
Apparently, in the eyes of the general public, crazy/psychotic people or people who just aren't normal (by the society's standards) are scary....I don't know how that came to be but.......ok! I'm clearly a horror game character then and I'm proud! =)
The game event is Asylum Jam, the creators insist on changing people's views on mental health through this game...I think this will be interesting...
It runs from 11th-13th Oct......join it if you have ideas =)
I would love to be a part of that.....
Speaking of horror games....does anyone remember Gyossait??
The one with the really weird love story....??
Seriously, if you no longer fancy the lady, don't tear her to bits and slam her into the ground...
Even if she's naggy-Sally.....jeeberz dude......even if she's a skank.....
No idea where this will land me but I sort of get the essence of it.....first love stuff is complicated.....
The game was really good actually....gory, bloody..yummy.......pretty nice art, it has the dark atmosphere feel to it.....pretty good torture scenes......
It just came back to me when they announced the Deluxe Edition....which includes the OST, game art thingamabob, Gyossait's prototype, the unreleased prequel (Uzaza), some trivia stuff and three other games which are Au Sable, All Of Our Friends Are Dead, and The Hunt...
Just thought I would mention it here...since it's one of my random and also YOLUPUIOIGUTUYKHEREGS post........
Check it out =)
Review/rant/comment/whatever time!!
Okie dokie, lots of people have been playing this and thought I would put my two cents here for I can't resist........jeeberz! I'm trying to be special by doing different stuff.....but then again...I'm already special in a mental way...so heck! Why not right!!?? XD
This game is sort of BI-memory-inducing, Guns Of Icarus (Online) - due to steam machines here and there...and the colour palette....
It's just a casual F/TPS game which makes co-op a must, because when you're alone, nothing happens...
My bros and I game-banged this and had lots of fun.....then again, all games are fun when played with other people but not necessary........however, this game, it's a MUST!
It just didn't feel exciting......
So yeah....you have classes to choose from, one to maneuver the ships (pilot/could be captain), fix stuff destroyed by your opponents (engineer) and eliminate enemies (gunner).....
It's pretty much an airship warfare/pirating game where you just intercept the enemy in their route as they stick their nose in your business/cargo......
And you could get weapon upgrades like the Tesla gun...for every level completed....(most of the time.....)......
Pretty backgrounds........could use a few sharpening here and there.....very orange-y....
So it's just man your station and destroy the enemy's ships, what I do like though is the effects put in place to make things tougher like the weather (makes it blurry) and varying degree of attack patterns and shortcomings of damages your ship has taken like lower speed if the engines are busted......
Unfortunately....the big boss battle isn't much of a challenge....I'm sorry...
It could be more interesting if there is a larger variety of weapons and ship designs and more to just shooting here and there to win......BUT they aren't too bad as they are now....=)
It's pretty much casual-gaming fun......
To all haters, sheesh!
To all lovers, love thy neighbour......
The Oculus Rift is awesooooooommmmeeeeeeeee..........................
It's like woosh...and then swishh......and then swoosh........and then I sprained my ankle and fell......
Jeeberz.....XD
A gaming treadmill......?? Are you saying gamers are overweight!!?? Nah! Don't be paranoid =p
It's pretty cool.....whether it's too much or not, that's another question.......
It would seem that people became gamers in the first place because they hated sports......not my words.....it's the voice of the people......the norm.....I seriously have no idea what that means.....
Oh sure..........but in the bedroom it's not much of a chore....?? JK!.................Shut up!!
Gamers can do sports too!! =p
I think it's fun........well.......some say you might as well go out and jog for realsies....but....
I don't think they will let you jog in ruins......nor is your home close to some sort of ancient ruins....
If it is.........let me live with you!!!!!!! Pllleeeaaasseeeeee!!
It's just a gaming accessory....don't have to get your panties in a knot....
It sort of completes the whole virtual reality set.....
It's not really an exercise thingy.....well, not solely........it makes you a part of the game!
Are they going to say the T word in FFX/X-2???!!!
That's awesome! And it's Tee-dus, not Tie-dus!!! Suck on that =p
Nah, any way is cool.......T-dog, T-bag.....whatever.......
If that was Tidus talking, I say it was alrighty.....=)
He no longer sounds like a whiny little duck being suffocated! Oh boy....that laughing scene was really something to laugh at.........geezzz......quack quack quack........
But he doesn't sound like that in Dissidia...even though it's the same James guy.....
Ears might have screwed up =p
But it wasn't.......??? He was with Yuna for a year, reborn into the Calm era.....??
Could it be......???!!!
Maybe I didn't hear right, but the girl's name was Shuomi...?? Kirken?? Or was it Kirchuon??
Once again, I'm gonna go berserk and game-whore around and YOPUIYBFYDBIYTDBU and get a copy! There are new contents yes? So it's cool....=)
That's all for today! =)
Congratz to DOTA 2 players!! =)
You've done well!!!
Ba-boom!
Shuriken! Goukakyuu no jutsu!! Hitler ドイツ人です.....I think I got that right...??
Should probably stop with the Naruto reference........I've been playing a lot of Ninja Storm...hehe...
10 Second Ninja, another game I came across yesterday...
The Nazi meets Ninja...in a platform game where we're the ninja (the blue guy!) and the Nazi is well...the Nazi...(NPC)...
Hitler seems to be pissed because there are tweets of him being fat........well......he is....
He's Robot Hitler, doesn't have a body and floats around with that toothbrush moustache...I think that's what people call it....I'm no facial hair terminologist.....
He isn't a fan of ninjas and wants to destroy them all...clearly the Jews weren't enough to quench his thirst....or are the Jews ninjas now...?? It is possible...you don't have to be Japanese to be a ninja...
Ninjas are just assassins....who use smoke bombs and shurikens and kunai blades...and work in the shadows, move really fast.....and Jews are people......who CAN be assassins/warriors.....and they can use kugel, kosher food....(hey, they can be yummy....) to fight Nazis............what.....??
The game looks pretty intense (from the trailer) and each level is only 10 seconds long, so we'll just zig zag zoom zoom here and there over spikes and platforms, fighting mechanical Nazis....=)
Will have a chance to go up against Hitler himself and show him what a fat ----- he is......
What's wrong with being fat.......?????
Mazel tov....
What's wrong with being fat..............................????? XD
It seems that Tess was supposed to be lemon......-pursues Joel to the ends of Earth to get her revenge-
I did think of that at some point, given what a tough cookie she was...
Joel was a traitor and Ellie couldn't slay non-infected........until David happened.....tum tum tuuummm....
It would be interesting to see how things would go with this original ending.....
If we don't put realism in this of course......but if we do.....??
I mean, Tess chasing after him just for a few kicks and punches....???
You would actually go through those mushroom people just for that...??
Sure you'll say yes, if you're not the one actually doing it.......
As for Joel, going through calamity for something that might not even be the real deal....
What if Ellie transforms midway...?? Or they can't make a vaccine at all...??
If Tess wasn't a friend or didn't die.......it would probably be like this...
Joel : Screw humanity, I'm going home man.....
Everyone needs a friend to help get through tough times....motivation, encouragement, love, heart, liver and all that My Little Pony and Care Bears crap......
I would really like to see though.....more of Tess..I think that her side of the story wasn't very well presented in the game, not much on her background....she died too soon....yeah I know I emphasized this point oh so many times before....
And it would be awesome if there was someone else and not just Marlene on the semi-antagonistic side (She wasn't that baneful....was she?? Cut her some slack....)...and maybe a surprise character who turned out to be immune and could infect people and had been doing so for fun and created a whole army of them because somehow they obeyed and did the bidding of the one who infected them and tried to take over the world...OR this someone could de-infect fungus people, and so scientists decided to experiment on him/her and they tried to take over the world instead.....this is starting to sound quite JRPG-ish.....I should probably stop...=p
So yeah, it would be interesting to see how things turn out with the original....but the selected ending ain't bad, it's pretty.......=)
Game more, it's good for health!
Howdy!!!
How many bombs of utmost nostalgia have hit me so far this year???!!?? =D
MGS, Ducktales, all those remakes/revamps.....and now....
TMNT - Out Of The Shadows!!!!!
My turtle friends have a new game! *Some people say that sounds very sad....#foreveralone*
How can you not love them??
They live in the sewer, have a rat for a dad, have ninja gears, named after brilliant people, turtles which are supposedly slow move as fast as Sasuke.....it's everyone's dream!
And they eat pizza!!!!! Who hates pizza???!!! My favourite pizza is rather whacked though......
Anyway....can't wait for the game!!
It looks Deadpool-ish right now......we'll see =)
The final map pack for COD-BO II.......the Apocalyse!
It indeed sounds like the last one.....it has zombie missions in it and four new maps (Pod, Frost, Takeoff, Dig)....
The Zombie scenario is said to be set in France (WWI era).....is it me or are zombies getting fancier...??
I mean....zombies using the Internet, now they are eating baguette and cheese.....I don't know where I'm going with this....
We'll be meeting the heroes of previous zombie maps - Nicolai, Takeo, Rictofen and Tank =)
The maps sound interesting, they have a snowy area.....snow just makes me happy =p
Well, well, well......it's time for evolution-ception....
Pokémons now have Mega Evolutions.....it's the evolved form of an ultimately evolved Pokémon...
I've seen them and they basically just get hair extensions....I'm serious!
They just grow these bushy tentacle-like or tail-like stuff out of their heads or torso....
Look at Mega Mewtwo......it just looks like he grew a tail on his head....and is shorter than before...??
What....?? Stunted body growth but progressive tail/hair growth....??
Lucario.....wriggling stuff growing out of his head...or back...and bushier tail...
Ampharos....from being bald to long, bushy mane or hair.....
Mawile.....the jaws at the back growing hair.....
Blaziken...arm hair.....
Mega Evolution is about them getting hair-growth promoting hormones....get more information from some Gym leader, Korrina who knows a lot about it and seems to have a lot of hair herself and something about Mega Stones which induce this form of evolution....
This form of evolution though....lasts as long as the battle...it's an in-battle thingy...
Of course, their strengths increase by a certain magnitude but look at all that hair.....=)
There are some new ones too...Skiddo (Gogoat's pre-ev), Dedenne (another cutesy Electric and also Fairy rabbit or mouse....what...???) and Bunnelby (a rabbit....a normal rabbit....don't eat it....)
I'm not being mean....just expressing my thoughts...I do play Pokémon and enjoy it...jeeberz guys!
More stuff from Nintendo!
Can't wait for Prof. Layton/Phoenix Wright, Rayman Legends and the rest....there are so many to look forward to!!
And look at the indie game line-up.....wowzers!
From the top of my head, I could recall umm....Festival Of Magic, Monkey Pirates, Tengami, Cubemen 2, Forced, Ittle Dew.....I think there are more.....
Yeah yeah yeah.....I blog free-style, spontaneously....I don't Google stuff up.....whatcha gonna do about it....?? That's my way of a blogger -Blogging no jutsu!-
Speaking of indie games.....I came across some interesting ones...not for the Wii-U....
Fran Bow, it looks happy and cute but it's bloody.....
It's kind of like Alice - Madness Returns but it's point-and-click/puzzle game....
Graphics-wise....it's like those bedtime storybook pictures sort of thing....
The story is similar as in there is the asylum where our protagonist somehow lands herself into and slaughtered parents stuff going on....
I think it's a Kickstarter project....well I just think it sounds interesting....
And also....Teacher Story, where you play as a teacher, boring the heck out of your students...
A turn-based game, where you just be a teacher...nag, hand out worksheet - the aim is to make the little ------ pay attention....
This game is quite a gold-digger...so well......try it out...see for yourself.....=)
You might like it enough......hehe....
ASUS X Series........looks nice......
Is it highly resolved.......??
Very sleek design.......is it good for gaming.....???
It does say it's an everyday laptop =p
Okay, we've been through this a lot of times....(LOADS!!)....PS PLUS is NOT required for the share function(s)...don't sweat it....
Joy!
How about them indie-licious treats???
Beatbuddy : Tale Of The Guardians - A musical journey to save the melodious land of Symphonia! Beatbuddy is da man! He knows his tunes.....a happy Rhapsody-like adventure, love that game...it was insanely humorous....well, Beatbuddy is strategy-platform-ish.....like Worms Revolution!
Well...not really.....
Megabyte Punch - Fight with your own fighter!
When Ian Fell In The Machine, he accidentally ate his golden wiener...interpret that as you wish bros....
Another random-factored games - Spelunky! A new map every time you re-enter the level....ready to dig your grave???
Guncraft - Shooting people is indeed very fun, destroying the environment is just as much fun.......do not say otherwise.....
Space Hulk - He is not green and not the Android dude......enough said......we'll be leading Terminators against Genestealers....is there a literal meaning to that.....?? We'll find out soon.....
Helix - What......??
Skipping Stones - Music with rocks.....what's not to get?? Rolling stones upon water/some media and make some magic!
Skulls Of The Shogun - Love it! Adorable skulls and lions! Ahhhh......BUT...if you love it fast and furious, not for you....but still....it's fun to play! Perfect for warfare, divide-&-conquer lovers....strategy-thinking rocks!
Soul Grinder - I've ground mine with the surface grinder.......we'll be using hand cannons and rocket boots in this one though!
Cannon Brawl - This is like Worms Revolution, but with cannons......errr....the name says it all!
Contagion - Zombie time!!! FPS, survival horror - let it be suuuuppper scary...pleeaasseee...I'm desperate.....Slender didn't get me, the crazy Pizza demon didn't make me hungry....
Mercenary King - Pretty cool platform game =)
Looking for more RPG/JRPG/anime-ish/adventure kind of thrill???
How about Danmaku Unlimited 2???
Nostalgia bomb! Like Zero Wing but moving vertically...=p
Gone Home - Investigate this damn house only to find that the murderer is none other than...........................................you.......nah! Who knows....??? XD
Postmortem - Screw sexism! Women can kill even when wearing a maid's costume which is obviously for RP in the bedroom and not the kitchen.......
Hate Plus - Another Mad Father sort of kick.....dark and freaky......but with cakes and hanbok! YAYYYY!!
Everlove - We're going to hear some funky stuff from some players alright, get ready! Bow chicka bow wow! Play as Rose and solve your personal problems......no idea how personal they will be.....we are going to have so much fun....
Hope you guys enjoyed Quakecon/VidCon!
Had to miss them because my reports don't do themselves...they need someone else to do them, not necessarily the clean kind of 'do'.....my pen's lazy, my dog had my paper.....well, I already had my comic fun.......
Anyway, it's good fun.....what can be better than writing about kinetics and ELISA and isotherm adsorption...right? Right? Right?? RiGht?? RiGhT?? RIGHT??!!?
Have fun!!
