Saturday, September 14, 2013

Spin The Paradoxical Child

What's that buzzing and wheezing about?
It's the Puppeteer!
That's the game of the week it seems, everyone is jamming it.......so am I!
Lucky they aren't those big-eyed ones....lucky, lucky, lucky.........heehhehe...
I'm not scared of them!! =p
Sheesh!

So.....m...a....n...y......ga...m.....e..ssssssssssssssssssss!
Aww yeah! A JRPG from Ubisoft.........unexpected???
It's happening! Why don't we call it WRPG....?? Or just RPG....??? We'll never know!
Doesn't matter! There's a heroine and a scoundrel! What do we do? Kick ass! Good enough!
Child Of Light is one of those games, the chosen one, destined to take down the EVIL one....
In this game, the villain is the Black Queen, alright......hold your horses overly-sensitive chicka-doo-doos! It's now the Queen Of The Night okay?? You win!!
Yikes.....why can't we ever use the words 'white' and 'black' without gaining negative feedback =p
They are colours! They aren't talking skin colours! Nor are they insinuating something whichI'mnotgoingtoputhere...
Nope! I'm not going to bring Pokémon into this! Like the new guy, Pyroar?
Want me to talk about their evolutions and grooming choices......?? Ehhh.....
Though I have to say....why is darkness/black always equated with evil.....
We play as the Austrian Duke's daughter, Aurora! Try guessing the theme...........LIGHT! 
Her name is a huge giveaway..........I'm not being mean!
Anyway, it's a pretty game =)
Can't wait for more details!
What else has Ubisoft got up its sleeves....???
Valiant Hearts : The Great War, another game which looks interesting and is so so so pretty!
It reminds me of the story, 'Five People You Meet In Heaven' by Mitch Albom...
It just does...because of how people's fates intertwine.....
So, there's Emile (French war prisoner), Lucky Freddie (American soldier, how lucky is he now....=p), Anna (a medic, remember those glass Potion bottles), George (British pilot) and a dog, the highlight of the cast, well, to me at least....and they are all going to help me out! Nay, it's Karl (German soldier)....
No sign of young Hitler yet........Karl is not in disguise....I don't know what I'm talking about =p
One thing I would love to put out there..............don't kill the dog! Come on.....
I understand if you want to create drama or some sort of climax or a huge statement but.............the doggie!!
How about drama among the people??
Lucky Freddie thinking of changing his name to Badass Freddie which Anna disagrees to because she has been tending to his wounds and they are not remotely badass so George calls him a plonker poof and proceeds to smoke a fag while Emile laughs at the size of his baguette....
Ahhh...well.........
Rabbids Big Bang - Bunnies prancing around in space! How does that sound?
Trials Frontier - Time to defy the laws of biology! Immortality isn't real.....if you fall off your bike like that, you're dead buddy..... 
Let it rain dragons! OOOOOOOOOOO.........Dragow!
How can I let that slip.....never! Make it a good game! I have high hopes for you! Dragons MUST be presented in an awesome fashion!

We'll be going to space in COD-GHOSTS!
This will be the most fun/outrageous one yet!
How would it work??
Can you assassinate by breaking their astro helmet??
Disconnect all life-sustaining gears?????
How do you even move around fast and furious???!!
Aveline will be in HD soon.....we all knew something like this would happen......
Infinity Blade III - The epic conclusion it seems.....with two playable characters, guess who? Siris and Isa!
They will have three unique combat styles....nice....???
FF : Agito is coming to the iOS and Android!
We've been waiting and here it is.......
Create your own character (a student at Peristylium Suzaku where you'll see familiar faces (Type-O, there I spoilt it for you....) and a new character, Myu Kagerohi...
We'll have the job system, there will be the Solo Phase where we play on our own and Team Phase where we will well....co-op with our buddies....
Depending on the choices you make, the story changes........yay me.......
It's a prequel to Type-O, so enjoy that.......
Nope....still no NA release (both)......just play the JAP version....
Enrol in a JAP crash course and nail it!

Bound By Flame looks great!
There's blood, cutie pies (not the humans), blood, gore, violence and more blood......
Gimme more!!!
A new Gran Turismo (7) in a year or two.....how's that people??
Interested in getting a new Dishonored cover?? You know what I mean...*wink* *wink*.....
A new Theatrythm Final Fantasy : Curtain Call coming soon!
More musical fun.....whoopie doo dee.....

Some spin-offs are coming and so what do you think??
Better Call Saul - The lawyer..........no Chemistry...?? Awwww.......
But still love it...........if it's good.....he's sort of my favourite character....=p
Comedy or drama or both or something else???
Educational TV???!! Bleehhhhhh.......
A Harry Potter spin-off??? Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them, indeed.....where to find them?
If they exist, I want to go live with them! 
Probably under my bed.......well....it smells like it.....
I love Blast-Ended Skrewts, Hippogriffs, Thestrals, I love them all!!
Alrighty! Korra is back! Let's roll!

Well, you heard the man! The PS4 will be available throughout the holiday season!
No need for organ-selling and meth-making! Just chill-ax and get it when you can!
What's the story behind their kindness though.......??? Hmmmmmmm..........
You want me to comment on this....??
Should I???
Did Santa order loads....?? He's going to give us all (the goodie-two-shoes) the PS4!! The ones on the naughty list get the iPhone 5s.....kidding!
Calm down....don't have to go berserk and burn me on the stake.....
I do have an iPhone 6 4........
Well....the iPhone 6 is probably on the way...so chill-ax first......=p
The degree of difference has never amazed me.....I'm sorry guys....
Don't sleep on the streets for that...come on....
It's not fun using a brand new phone with a broken back....
And you're on the streets!! What if some arsehole comes along and steals your new iPhone and chops your finger(s) off??!!? How are you going to use your newly bought iPhone then without your fingers??!! The fingerprint scan is now moot! 
And we might get a Cortana UI for realsies.......................yes please!
Hellloooooooo Cortana! I love you.............in a non-lesbian way so don't worry.....
Ohhh Microsoft.......
Well....JAP gets the Vita TV first....there you go! Compensation..........I guess.....??

Have a great Friday with devils running around or Saturday!

Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Slim Dead Souls

Alrighty!
Dear dearest, I've fixed the typos/errors in the previous post.
I'm sorry you had to go through that horrible tunnel of eyeball-melting catastrophe! XD
Anyway, every time you see a typo(s), just refresh/reload the page because it/they might have been fixed because I do go through my posts after publishing.
I corrected them (I hope I got them all) 10 minutes after post-time........fine! I attended to them 30 minutes later!
Sometimes I just type too fast and so there's an extra 'o' or change a pronoun or something making an entire change from singular to plural and all that crap, sometimes auto-correct just gets in the way (DUCK! YOU JUST DID IT AGAIN!) and sometimes my mind drifts off, putting an image of an analogous word and so I just type out that particular word (different spelling, same pronunciation, etc....).
So, sorry about that Grammar Nazis! =)
I might also add something new to the same old post so keep checking....hehehe...=)

After studying the Housemarque promotional video countless times (I watched it twice....in three hours....oooppss), I think Resogun sounds nice, have to wait for more details though before I go all 'YAY! I cAn'T wAiT tO geT THiS!'....
It will be available at PS4 launch (digital) =)
Leaving traces of sequel/spin-off to Dead Nation by cutting off the presenter with a zombie....nice touch.
Can you be any more of a tease??
That's why we don't do anything of utmost importance among them! Why did you??!!?
All we do is smash their skulls or blow them off with shotguns!
Have you guys thought of appropriate names for the guy's moves in Ryse?
I have a list of them of course...hehehehehe....all of which I should probably keep to myself...
I've got something like 'Gladiator Goes All Oh No You Didn't Bitch', 'Suture Much Bro?', 'Stab Me Not For Your Balls Will Suffer', 'Awww Hell No Mofo', 'This Is Sparta! -Copyright- Ooopps Wrong Place....', etc..
Anyway, who's ready for the beta-testing of Dark Souls II?? I am!!!
Can't wait! It's said to be challenging and all that.......grraahhghh...I want it now!!!
I want to explore the numerous choices of death because apparently, they are very interesting to experience!
You are right! I'm a masochist! =D

With everyone's obsession with size, this is a must.
People (both genders, no exception!) just have to reduce those lipids to nothingness, counting calories and all that shit.....
Like always.......a once obese console will lose weight, giving rise to its size zero, hotter, oh so voluptuous successor...
Look at the all new slim PS Vita! 
It comes in new colours, longer gameplay time (battery), 20% thinner and 15% lighter!
That's the dream right?? To get anorexia or bulimia and start digesting your heart?? XD
Oh, you don't have to play manly man with me....guys are appearance/weight-conscious too....
Disagree? What are you going to do about it? =D
Ride a unicorn under the rainbow in a white robe??
Yeah, that will prove your point....
Let's just agree to disagree....=)
Oh my dear PS Vita, I'll always love you regardless of how heavy and huge you are in a way that takes up space in my backpack and so I have to rearrange my stuff to accommodate you.....
You wouldn't mind right, if I get the slim Vita? Awwwww.....come on!! I'm not cheating on you!!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm a serial console cheater, a console sex addict, whatever my kind is called....=p
BTW, I'm getting the 2DS too....=p
Ohhh....snap!
And with a hot bod, you'll definitely go on TV!
Vita TV, it's a mini console! We can now play PS/PSP/Vita games on it..........!
It comes with the DualShock 3 and 8 GB memory card.....nice??
It's compatible with the PS4.....surprise, surprise.....
The PS4 will be released three months later (after the US/EU) in Japan.......
Just putting it here.....what...?? I'm not gonna comment....=p
....................................................................are they planning to brainwash everyone????!!!!
World domination!!! Red alert! Red alert!
If the controller mind-fucks you with the triangle button, you'll turn into the Triker...and you'll walk the Earth in a triangular manner, engraving the Triforce on your victims' flesh....
It it's the circle button, you'll be the Rounder......you'll roll over people...
Square button - Squater......you send square electromagnetic waves...
The X button.......you're just dead man.....
Anyway, there's the First Limited Pack =)
Includes a digital code for Knack and the PS Camera.....woots woots....
Nobody likes the Xbox One dashboard.......that's not news at all!!

I am digging the recent/new trailers!
Look at The Evil Within! It looks freakish....love that many-legged (eight?), spider-ish lady.
She reminds me of someone I know, whose name is Angry Sister...
Yakuza Ishin looks....I don't know what to make of it...
A bunch of guys fighting in the dark (sorta).....who knows if a rumble is indeed going on in there....
Well, it's dark and cold and it's raining.....they could be doing something else.....
I want more details on Lily Bergamo please!
Deep Down! It looks pretty good.....more details!!
I've waited since E3......... 
Titanfall will not sell as well as COD....yeah, that's what he (Zampella) said....
Give him some love people...come on.... 
COD-GHOSTS is getting Eminem to rap.....yo yo yo!
Now the enemies don't stand a chance.........what do I mean....??
I don't know! He's rapping about Survival!
Ain't no party like a German Shepherd party, dawg!
Now my dogs have a new favourite song......
They love songs from games with dogs in them....yeah, they always watch me play....unless I'm elsewhere =D 
Pre-order bonus for inFAMOUS : Second Son - More clothes....the end....

More doodles coming up!
Of course, I plan on improving them...........eventually =)
As for my LP plan, I have to put that on hold....
I'll still stream for fun with my gang though =D

Happy happy joy joy!

Sunday, September 8, 2013

Start The Disgusting Illusion

Ohhh....gaming drought has ceased alright.....

Let's begin with Pokémon, apparently I say negative things about it a lot eventhoughIclaimtolovethegame....
Hehe, so there's the Pokémon Bank/Transporter!
Not a blood bank.....well they don't store blood for medical purposes......I assume they have blood running through their veins except for the unique ones.
Don't know about Vanilluxe (Yummy chocolate syrup? Time to turn into a Vanimpire....), nor am I sure about Nosepass, no question about Onyx/Geodude because they're just rocks (right?) but Nosepass.....it has a cute non-rock-looking nosey and afro moustache when it evolves......? Nosepass/Probopass's always on my team, it's one of my faves =) 
WHAT ABOUT PORYGON??!!?
Too.....many.....questions.......gotta stop here....
They just help us store more of our buddies......online (cloud storage)!
And help us stop hacked Pokémons from being transferred/etc....*wink*...
What else am I excited about...???
The fact that we get the first gen starters (well, one of them)! This is my favourite set of starters (of all) =)
Now that's awesome! I would love to see what leads to that event in the game (still not happy about their ability change by the way.....).
We'll be getting them from Prof. Sycamore in Lumiose City because it's a  Poké-tradition, to get a starter-quality Pokémon from one, with that said, you won't be getting the new ones (Fennekin/Chespin/Froakie) from a professor but from a friend.........sounds fishy???
Of course it does! Nobody gives out a rare/unique Pokémon to just anyone, friend or foe or whatever weird relationship someone can think of having with someone else unless one intends to make use of that period of absence.
What's this person's deal I wonder?? XD
Why would anyone send a 10-year-old out in the wild where untrained Pokémons attack if not to hang out with his mum (that's a nice way to put it right)?? Ohhh Prof. Oak....you even passed that trait down to Gary....he has a team of cheerleaders (let's just call them that) following him around!!
Sure you can say it's independence training but...............a 10-year-old! Come on!
-I'm one to talk *snort* XD-
Where do you even get your money from Ash???

There's no gas in GTA-V! Not sure about the human one but the cars....NOPE!
Lucky or not?? Pursue realism or not?? Well, like it or not, it's happening...=p
We don't have to consider our supply as we speed around, wrecking havoc.....awwww--yeaaahh...
It would have served as a challenge though....ahh well......it's alright, let us focus on other things instead....
The commercials, hilarious, ridiculous, creative commercials....
Love the energy bar, the Power Ranger (or other plastic kid's show heroes) spoof, it has a nice theme song to it...=D
It would seem though that phones play a huge role in this game, you could stalk someone (that's why we don't leave GPS on.......not that it matters these days XD), interrupt your friend during a heist....hehehe..that gives me an idea....
Back to MGS-V!
Halo dude says Quiet is disgusting......?? Did I get that right??
I'm not on anyone's side (as if I've ever been...=p).....
I just don't know why a character's clothes or the fashion choice of the entire cast matters in a game/show...
IMHO, as long as it suits the theme, it shouldn't be a problem......okay....I get it.....no bras and thongs on the battlefield..
Is that what you're saying???
Character development, gameplay mechanics, music and storyline are what make a game brilliant! Not their clothes, jeeberz.....
Some guys saying they are all for it, some hate it, the ladies saying it's an insult to them......
Don't bring Cortana into this! Grow up! XD
I'm not sure what everyone is trying to pull here......guys getting a kick because they can't seem to have fine partners of their own IRL, some guys want to look like gentlemen or are just not interested saying Quiet is baaaaad and the aforementioned guys are just ginormous babies, girls trying to go all feminist on Kojima and suddenly they are pissed at everyone in the gaming industry because they make out women to be sex objects....
It's not even like that (not all of them at least)...and besides, it's Kojima's game, if he wants to do it this way, well let him, he even said that he has his reasons.....I would say Rikku (FFX-2) is more exposed....right....?? I don't know, your call...I'm just........invisible, not even here XD
How does your character's outfit distract you from gaming?? What is this donkey poo!!??!!
Your eyes should be on your target, isn't that how you game......????
Let's just see what Hideo's reasons are.......there's no need for an angry mob...sheesh...
Girls, we can wear whatever we want and still kick ass.....be happy! =D
And also...it's easier to move around with less clothes, a very useful thing on the battlefield though it means less armor, just saying.....it's Physics bitches! Not jiggle physics, goddammit! =_=
You have higher speed and lower defense with a Silk Robe but the opposite with a Diamond Armor! Boom! Game physics!
You wanna know what sexism or an insult really is??? I'm not going to put it here....
Heck, why not (not the name though, I'm currently going through it)? XD
A game where you play as a girl and choose a certain option which displays your unmatched strength and it turns off the man you are talking to.......

Let's proceed to something less controversial.....Castle Of Illusion (Mickey Mouse)!
It's the remake! Nostalgia bomb! First the ducks and now the mouses mice!
Rescuing Minnie from Mizrabel again!!
-MizrabelsoundslikeaJewishnameandlookslikeMaleficient/EvilQ/not sure......woohooo!!-
What is with witches stealing beauty??? You're not that ugly!
Isn't Mizrabel a human or humanoid??? Why the heck would you want to look like a mouse!!??
Okay, maybe sucking beauty doesn't work like that but......huh...?? What is the essence of beauty??
Mickey can move in different directions BTW, you'll see when you play it....
Adventure Time - The Name Is Too Long But Since I Can Copy And Paste, Why Not??? Explore The Dungeon Because I DON'T KNOW! looks great!
I can't wait to play it! Let's summarize.....
Finn gets three special skills but the others get two.....
Unfair...?? Well if you look at it this way.....humans need more help than magical food (They talk and move okay! I would love my crackers to come to life and smack me so I stop!) and dog and Rainicorn and other aliens and magical creatures.....
Andalsohe'stheprotagonist.......
Calling all fans of One Piece! Are you enjoying Pirate Warriors 2??
I am! It's pretty interesting eh? Not bad at all!

Am I done........??
Sorta....going to Part II of my announcement....XD
As promised....?? Kinda...??? =)
I'm going to put up some of my doodles, comic strips/sketch (may not -most likely- be funny), random pics (not put up here maybe) or food porn on my Tumblr.
I draw....not an artist (you'll see soon).....just for fun and thought maybe I could share this and make everyone's eyes bleed!
I love annoying people after all...how can I not want to do this?? =)
You'll see something like these......



Sometimes I get stuck, trying to figure out the reactions and so I doodle on my report, the copy which I won't hand in...hahaha...anyway, I took pictures of the neater part of my workspace... (trust me bros).....
You will faint at the sight of the whole place......or somehow develop a ginormous tumour and have to go for chemotherapy....don't blame me...=p
And that NMR is not a good one XD
You'll also see something like this....a chemist's doodle...


Told you......not very good....hehehehehe.......just pencil and paper and bad skills....
I'm not playing humble...I really am aware of how bad it is..... =)
If you're allergic to bad art, close your eyes! Avoid Tumblr! XD
I decided to go with Tumblr as it's an account I have and I have problems with remembering passwords....
-TryguessinghowmanytimesI'vechangedthepasswordtomyblogjusttoblog- XD
How about an eye candy to heal your burnt eyes? =)




Okay, okay, okay, I ate some...................fine! Almost all of it! I just had to!!!!!
Chocolate is just heavenly....=p
Ahhh..Willy Wonka....I love that book =)
Needless to say, for every cookie made in Cookie Clicker, I had a monster chocolate chunk cookie...=p

Have a great weekend! =)

Friday, September 6, 2013

Release The Evolved Cosplay!

Presenting the release date of the Xbox One! 22nd November 2013!
What was that? -samedateasXbox360- -PS4isthevictorofreleasedatecompetition...seriouslyguys?- -XboxOneruleznomatterwhat!- -PS4isbetter!- -PS4hasthesebuttheXboxOnedoesn't- -XboxOnereleasedhereandtherebutnotthedamnPS4haha!-
The list goes on.....trust me....=p

Are the fans/haters happy, may I ask...??
Yes? No? Screw me? Curse me? Thanks people! I love you guys! =D
I haven't even got into which countries yet.....-ohhhh here it comes-....
Why is that so actually....?? Reasons are :
There are not many new games for this babe yet.
They haven't stopped supporting its predecessor.
The games to be released rather soon are ALSO available for its predecessor (SOME! There, I said it!).
Why do I keep using the word predecessor like a douche and not just say Xbox 360 like a boss??
Because these apply to the PS4/3 too, haha!
So, don't worry! You don't have to sell your kidneys right now! Or make meth (I can help you with this *wink* *wink*) and sell it! Do that next time (next year maybe?)!
When all the cool games come pouring out of the developers into the stores/online retail/however you buy your game =)
Going gaga because of the Day One deal?? 
Come on! Invest in something else! It's not that cool.........ooppss...

Well, well, what delight has been introduced to the PS4 this week?
A VR headset? To rival the Oculus Rift? For realsies??
Now you put everyone (me!) in a quandary =)
How different will it be from OcRi? -Besides games!-
Apparently, coating your console with saliva is the 'in' thing now!
Voice recognition feature for the PS4.....you knew this day would come.....
If the Xbox has it, the PS too must possess this ambrosia...-PSEye+Voice = Kinect-
It would seem Sony is trying to make an enemy out of everyone =p
Especially Microsoft.....these two are trying to be the opposite and beat each other at every feature...
I mean, their names say it all...PS is clearly the opposite of Box, don't make me say the actual words....
But if you include the X, it means 'not box' yes?? So..............................what....??
Okay, I'm not going there..............but I have to! Stan and Roger scenario anyone? XD
To be more specific, it's A Piñata Named Desire. Hehe.....
Supports only four controllers....because it's the PS4!
By that logic, shouldn't the Xbox One only support one?
And so, what glorious changes/features have been introduced to the Xbox One this week?
It supports up to eight controllers! 
What gamer has eight friends??!!? Ohh wait......that didn't come out right.....
I mean, you would have more than eight friends.....haha.....haha.....a good enough save?
Of course you do! Gamers aren't extinct =)
We aren't getting the Illumiroom because it's too expensive, too bad!
I can't live the game.....nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
After all that research.....how could you!!
Ahh well.....next thing to be announced.....an affordable Illumiroom tech =p
Some accents cannot be recognized at launch.....oh no.......
How would I pretend that I engage in verbal interactions with people to convince everyone I'm not a loner and do actually socialize by saying buzz words aloud?
What's more?? 
A CPU upgrade from 1.6 GHz to 1.75 GHz.....now we can go all fast and furious and beat the crap out of ----- with great graphics! Thumbs up!

An Android console by Google, the Google Nexus Orbit!
First impression?
It looks like a photocopy machine.....semi-GameCube...?? Sorta....
To be coupled with the Google Glass? Able to connect to TV without cable??
Has built-in Google Translator? That thing doesn't work! 本当のために??
Is it legit?
When is it coming? More details Googs!!

Game time! What's new??
Real gangsta/badass voicing GTA-V characters.
That's awesome! Shit just got real! They will no longer sound like wannabes, who think sipping tea equals chugging cold, hard beer....boooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
Some of them even improvised! What colourful vocabulary would this game enlighten me with?
Can't wait to find out!
Characters of MGS-V will be more erotic (ohhh Hideo! XD) it seems....
They may not be Cosplay-able...........challenge accepted!
I shall Cosplay one at the next ComicCon, mark my words......
Yeah, the figurines would sell...pretty sure of that......calling all otakus! Henshin-ne!
More Pokémon shenanigans! Look at our first-gen mega-evolutions!
Venusaur has more leaves, Charizard looks like Aerodactyl (somewhat) (with arm crest/wing?) and Blastoise grows mini cannon on each arm...should I say more.....?? Why not? XD
They change their abilities, wooooooooooooo......which make them completely vulnerable or don't change anything at all!
Yayyyyy!!! Nah.........sorta actually =p
Two medium cannons aren't enough, why not have a large one and two mini ones?
That's like a girl saying if she can't have two ginormous boobs, she should go for surgery to make a mega huge one and get lumps all around.............really??? 
Cancer sounds better than all-natural?? 
I'm not saying you'll definitely get it.......just if you're lucky....or umm...I don't know.......
I guess this is the YOLO spirit......?? I don't understand anything anymore..........
An interesting game to note - Leviathan : The Last Days Of The Decade.....
It's a dark tale, set in the Victorian era (sorta until cyberpunk hits) when He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named...well the Plague King rains terror known as Decade upon innocent people as he pleases...pure-bloods (the nobles) are not safe from it either...haha!
It is said to have adult themes like politics, repression and sex/sexuality issues and so it's an 18+ game..
Which is strange considering how many people below 18 getting involved in nasty stuff and getting pregnant these days, I'm pretty sure kids can play this, they get it! =p
People older and younger than me are pretty much the same! Where do I stand then??!!?
It's another game which requires good decision-making skills.....arggghh....I will sin so bad.....
Four episodes are available now so try it out =D
There will also be gory scenes.....niceee!!
New KickStarter games from famous dudes!
Mighty No. 9 by Inafune who thinks good Jap games are dying because developers are err...not doing their best (a pretty clean way to put it)  and Alteil : Horizons (card-combat) by Terada.
Let's follow these projects and see how they unfold!
Microsoft doesn't want Heavy Rain tainting the Xbox......oh...snap!
Why? Because the main theme is child abduction!
You could make a rape joke but you can't stand kidnapping children??!!? What's wrong with that??
Okay.....that didn't come out right either......
Kidnapping is baaaaaaaaaad! I get it and I'm NOT encouraging it!
That's where you draw the line?? Actually, I'm not sure myself which one is more dire...do enlighten me.
Sony is going for it.........what's the worst that can happen??
Both of you get into this scandal together and emerge from this cocoon as happy, explicit butterflies!!
It's all good!
If you have to get the PS just for this game.......well, would you...?? XD

Here, have more cows! (not the human variation)


Took this on my way home. Aren't they purrrty??
In case you didn't see it in the previous post, the place is Raglan.

Have a great Friday everyone!!

Tuesday, September 3, 2013

Last Fancy Pansies

Check out those new, flashy kicks and punches and garb Lightning is ditching our way.
She's finally putting on a samurai suit! 
It's just......right??
She's been in the harakiri mood since the first game anyway, so what better way to commit such a wondrous scarlet act than to get into character and do so in an appropriate attire...??
Oh Cosplay, you're the perfect distraction!
I mean, first I got dragged into some spirit world, thanks to that slave driver Etro who had some sort of feud with her brothers (sheesh, don't get us involved in your family dramas, don't be a Kardashian...) and so tried to fix everything but obviously failed miserably leading me to trap a Moogle and give it to some boy which indirectly led my sister to her demise because some Seer girl wouldn't stop sticking her nose in my beeswax and some dude decided to tag along and make things more difficult for me because that's just how JRPGs roll, you know, when something isn't really bad going on, some button-hole steps in to carve an adventure out of it hence making life more difficult, then I got betrayed by a mousy little skank and turned into red yummy Jello...
What could be better than changing clothes and pretending to be someone else? It's suave!
Then my brother-in-law tries to kill me, the boy I enlisted tries the same thing, my friend thinks I'm a douche-bag because his son is in a coma......yes, we are still talking about Lightning, not anyone else =D
Man, it's good to be Lightning! How people love.........................................................to kill her!
It's just.....wow!
Sounds sweet?? We shall see how Lightning's story ends....

And of course, Outlast, who can forget this epic little guy?
It all goes on in an asylum.....
I know what you're thinking, calm down! They're not saying special people are...umm....horrifying characters...that's not the point here =)
Some mean, dirty, tormenting experiments had been going on in the building so.....eerrr..ugghh...whatever you want to call them, I call them innocent patients are acting like savage bozos, I'll be invisible, should you need me...
A life lesson - If you get a tip from someone about how odd some place is, don't go there....just don't....
Curiosity will land you in deep cocka-doodle-doo....
No weapons at our disposal...so have fun running away and hiding -whichdoesn'tworksometimes-.......
There's always criticism.....words on how generic the 'monsters' are, not scary enough....
Yeah well, IMHO, they look and sound like my sister during PMS so they are creepy alright...don't ever joke about those moments....
So Brothers : A Tale Of Two Sons is coming to the PC and PS3, so get it!
Unlike what lots of meanies say, it's not a homo story......dream on...maybe some day =p
It's a really fun game, don't let the Xboxers make fun of you!

Well well well........who knew that Nintendo could play the bitchy popular gal of the gaming industry?
Going all 'Meh!' at the jocks' game line-up....
Wow! You're on fire all right Nintendo!
Better make sure you've got da stuff to back up your sassy attitude...
Personally, I don't think your mascots like Mario, Donkey Kong, Link etc.. are good enough to make people go gaga..but what do I know?
There are so many out there who embrace the spirit of fanboy/fangirl-ness, it's mind-fuckingly unbelievable.
And you're throwing out the 2DS!
A mix and mash of the DS family! So what's the deal?
A piece of square with two screens slapped onto them...
To play DS games without the 3D graphics but with 2D.....whooo boy!
Parents are dancing with joy for their children's eyes will not be focusing on a larger bra size....err..3D which does hurt them to an extent...  
So it's good for the parents' wallet and the kids' eyes...hmm....
Good for people overall...sorta...
Visual whores will go berserk but heck! I'm sure they have the 3DS....
You don't have to get it if you don't want to but if your OCD side says to, well, I guess you should...XD
Don't do it because of the commercial, they always use the happy family theme where they all play together and have fun and all that shit, a gimmick, a psychological effect these things have to make you think you can be those people but nooooo.....will probably start wrecking and strangling each other after awhile...

Was away...to chill and hence less posts, you know when shit goes on in the lab and/or elsewhere, just have to breathe fresh air and where to do so other than the outdoors, at the countryside where my buddies await, at the beach.....my dogs needed a break from the city too...=p
Gotta stare at the blue blue sky or sea retrospectively, only to find that the sun was burning my eyes to crisp and someone threw a frisbee right at my face....



Pico and Beryllium (because of his eyes, so shiny and purrty XD).........the others were camera-shy, had to take from afar....



  

Yeah, these fall under the crazy and animation categories of this blog....haha!
Wasn't entirely the outskirts experience...I had my handhelds with me...how blasphemous...XD
This is Raglan by the way, a really nice place..... 
Orcas were spotted there on Saturday and I missed them! Dammit!
Ahh well.....back to work!

Have fun!