What was that? -samedateasXbox360- -PS4isthevictorofreleasedatecompetition...seriouslyguys?- -XboxOneruleznomatterwhat!- -PS4isbetter!- -PS4hasthesebuttheXboxOnedoesn't- -XboxOnereleasedhereandtherebutnotthedamnPS4haha!-
The list goes on.....trust me....=p
Are the fans/haters happy, may I ask...??
Yes? No? Screw me? Curse me? Thanks people! I love you guys! =D
I haven't even got into which countries yet.....-ohhhh here it comes-....
Why is that so actually....?? Reasons are :
There are not many new games for this babe yet.
They haven't stopped supporting its predecessor.
The games to be released rather soon are ALSO available for its predecessor (SOME! There, I said it!).
Why do I keep using the word predecessor like a douche and not just say Xbox 360 like a boss??
Because these apply to the PS4/3 too, haha!
So, don't worry! You don't have to sell your kidneys right now! Or make meth (I can help you with this *wink* *wink*) and sell it! Do that next time (next year maybe?)!
When all the cool games come pouring out of the developers into the stores/online retail/however you buy your game =)
Going gaga because of the Day One deal??
Come on! Invest in something else! It's not that cool.........ooppss...
Well, well, what delight has been introduced to the PS4 this week?
A VR headset? To rival the Oculus Rift? For realsies??
Now you put everyone (me!) in a quandary =)
How different will it be from OcRi? -Besides games!-
Apparently, coating your console with saliva is the 'in' thing now!
Voice recognition feature for the PS4.....you knew this day would come.....
If the Xbox has it, the PS too must possess this ambrosia...-PSEye+Voice = Kinect-
It would seem Sony is trying to make an enemy out of everyone =p
Especially Microsoft.....these two are trying to be the opposite and beat each other at every feature...
I mean, their names say it all...PS is clearly the opposite of Box, don't make me say the actual words....
But if you include the X, it means 'not box' yes?? So..............................what....??
Okay, I'm not going there..............but I have to! Stan and Roger scenario anyone? XD
To be more specific, it's A Piñata Named Desire. Hehe.....
Supports only four controllers....because it's the PS4!
By that logic, shouldn't the Xbox One only support one?
And so, what glorious changes/features have been introduced to the Xbox One this week?
It supports up to eight controllers!
What gamer has eight friends??!!? Ohh wait......that didn't come out right.....
I mean, you would have more than eight friends.....haha.....haha.....a good enough save?
Of course you do! Gamers aren't extinct =)
We aren't getting the Illumiroom because it's too expensive, too bad!
I can't live the game.....nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
After all that research.....how could you!!
Ahh well.....next thing to be announced.....an affordable Illumiroom tech =p
Some accents cannot be recognized at launch.....oh no.......
How would I pretend that I engage in verbal interactions with people to convince everyone I'm not a loner and do actually socialize by saying buzz words aloud?
What's more??
A CPU upgrade from 1.6 GHz to 1.75 GHz.....now we can go all fast and furious and beat the crap out of ----- with great graphics! Thumbs up!
An Android console by Google, the Google Nexus Orbit!
First impression?
It looks like a photocopy machine.....semi-GameCube...?? Sorta....
To be coupled with the Google Glass? Able to connect to TV without cable??
Has built-in Google Translator?
Is it legit?
When is it coming? More details Googs!!
Game time! What's new??
Real gangsta/badass voicing GTA-V characters.
That's awesome! Shit just got real! They will no longer sound like wannabes, who think sipping tea equals chugging cold, hard beer....boooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
Some of them even improvised! What colourful vocabulary would this game enlighten me with?
Can't wait to find out!
Characters of MGS-V will be more erotic (ohhh Hideo! XD) it seems....
They may not be Cosplay-able...........challenge accepted!
I shall Cosplay one at the next ComicCon, mark my words......
Yeah, the figurines would sell...pretty sure of that......calling all otakus! Henshin-ne!
More Pokémon shenanigans! Look at our first-gen mega-evolutions!
Venusaur has more leaves, Charizard looks like Aerodactyl (somewhat) (with arm crest/wing?) and Blastoise grows mini cannon on each arm...should I say more.....?? Why not? XD
They change their abilities, wooooooooooooo......which make them completely vulnerable or don't change anything at all!
Yayyyyy!!! Nah.........sorta actually =p
Two medium cannons aren't enough, why not have a large one and two mini ones?
That's like a girl saying if she can't have two ginormous boobs, she should go for surgery to make a mega huge one and get lumps all around.............really???
Cancer sounds better than all-natural??
I'm not saying you'll definitely get it.......just if you're lucky....or umm...I don't know.......
I guess this is the YOLO spirit......?? I don't understand anything anymore..........
An interesting game to note - Leviathan : The Last Days Of The Decade.....
It's a dark tale, set in the Victorian era (sorta until cyberpunk hits) when He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named...well the Plague King rains terror known as Decade upon innocent people as he pleases...pure-bloods (the nobles) are not safe from it either...haha!
It is said to have adult themes like politics, repression and sex/sexuality issues and so it's an 18+ game..
Which is strange considering how many people below 18 getting involved in nasty stuff and getting pregnant these days, I'm pretty sure kids can play this, they get it! =p
People older and younger than me are pretty much the same! Where do I stand then??!!?
It's another game which requires good decision-making skills.....arggghh....I will sin so bad.....
Four episodes are available now so try it out =D
There will also be gory scenes.....niceee!!
New KickStarter games from famous dudes!
Mighty No. 9 by Inafune who thinks good Jap games are dying because developers are err...not doing their best (a pretty clean way to put it) and Alteil : Horizons (card-combat) by Terada.
Let's follow these projects and see how they unfold!
Microsoft doesn't want Heavy Rain tainting the Xbox......oh...snap!
Why? Because the main theme is child abduction!
You could make a rape joke but you can't stand kidnapping children??!!? What's wrong with that??
Okay.....that didn't come out right either......
Kidnapping is baaaaaaaaaad! I get it and I'm NOT encouraging it!
That's where you draw the line?? Actually, I'm not sure myself which one is more dire...do enlighten me.
Sony is going for it.........what's the worst that can happen??
Both of you get into this scandal together and emerge from this cocoon as happy, explicit butterflies!!
It's all good!
If you have to get the PS just for this game.......well, would you...?? XD
Here, have more cows! (not the human variation)
Took this on my way home. Aren't they purrrty??
In case you didn't see it in the previous post, the place is Raglan.
Have a great Friday everyone!!
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