Saturday, September 14, 2013

Spin The Paradoxical Child

What's that buzzing and wheezing about?
It's the Puppeteer!
That's the game of the week it seems, everyone is jamming it.......so am I!
Lucky they aren't those big-eyed ones....lucky, lucky, lucky.........heehhehe...
I'm not scared of them!! =p
Sheesh!

So.....m...a....n...y......ga...m.....e..ssssssssssssssssssss!
Aww yeah! A JRPG from Ubisoft.........unexpected???
It's happening! Why don't we call it WRPG....?? Or just RPG....??? We'll never know!
Doesn't matter! There's a heroine and a scoundrel! What do we do? Kick ass! Good enough!
Child Of Light is one of those games, the chosen one, destined to take down the EVIL one....
In this game, the villain is the Black Queen, alright......hold your horses overly-sensitive chicka-doo-doos! It's now the Queen Of The Night okay?? You win!!
Yikes.....why can't we ever use the words 'white' and 'black' without gaining negative feedback =p
They are colours! They aren't talking skin colours! Nor are they insinuating something whichI'mnotgoingtoputhere...
Nope! I'm not going to bring Pokémon into this! Like the new guy, Pyroar?
Want me to talk about their evolutions and grooming choices......?? Ehhh.....
Though I have to say....why is darkness/black always equated with evil.....
We play as the Austrian Duke's daughter, Aurora! Try guessing the theme...........LIGHT! 
Her name is a huge giveaway..........I'm not being mean!
Anyway, it's a pretty game =)
Can't wait for more details!
What else has Ubisoft got up its sleeves....???
Valiant Hearts : The Great War, another game which looks interesting and is so so so pretty!
It reminds me of the story, 'Five People You Meet In Heaven' by Mitch Albom...
It just does...because of how people's fates intertwine.....
So, there's Emile (French war prisoner), Lucky Freddie (American soldier, how lucky is he now....=p), Anna (a medic, remember those glass Potion bottles), George (British pilot) and a dog, the highlight of the cast, well, to me at least....and they are all going to help me out! Nay, it's Karl (German soldier)....
No sign of young Hitler yet........Karl is not in disguise....I don't know what I'm talking about =p
One thing I would love to put out there..............don't kill the dog! Come on.....
I understand if you want to create drama or some sort of climax or a huge statement but.............the doggie!!
How about drama among the people??
Lucky Freddie thinking of changing his name to Badass Freddie which Anna disagrees to because she has been tending to his wounds and they are not remotely badass so George calls him a plonker poof and proceeds to smoke a fag while Emile laughs at the size of his baguette....
Ahhh...well.........
Rabbids Big Bang - Bunnies prancing around in space! How does that sound?
Trials Frontier - Time to defy the laws of biology! Immortality isn't real.....if you fall off your bike like that, you're dead buddy..... 
Let it rain dragons! OOOOOOOOOOO.........Dragow!
How can I let that slip.....never! Make it a good game! I have high hopes for you! Dragons MUST be presented in an awesome fashion!

We'll be going to space in COD-GHOSTS!
This will be the most fun/outrageous one yet!
How would it work??
Can you assassinate by breaking their astro helmet??
Disconnect all life-sustaining gears?????
How do you even move around fast and furious???!!
Aveline will be in HD soon.....we all knew something like this would happen......
Infinity Blade III - The epic conclusion it seems.....with two playable characters, guess who? Siris and Isa!
They will have three unique combat styles....nice....???
FF : Agito is coming to the iOS and Android!
We've been waiting and here it is.......
Create your own character (a student at Peristylium Suzaku where you'll see familiar faces (Type-O, there I spoilt it for you....) and a new character, Myu Kagerohi...
We'll have the job system, there will be the Solo Phase where we play on our own and Team Phase where we will well....co-op with our buddies....
Depending on the choices you make, the story changes........yay me.......
It's a prequel to Type-O, so enjoy that.......
Nope....still no NA release (both)......just play the JAP version....
Enrol in a JAP crash course and nail it!

Bound By Flame looks great!
There's blood, cutie pies (not the humans), blood, gore, violence and more blood......
Gimme more!!!
A new Gran Turismo (7) in a year or two.....how's that people??
Interested in getting a new Dishonored cover?? You know what I mean...*wink* *wink*.....
A new Theatrythm Final Fantasy : Curtain Call coming soon!
More musical fun.....whoopie doo dee.....

Some spin-offs are coming and so what do you think??
Better Call Saul - The lawyer..........no Chemistry...?? Awwww.......
But still love it...........if it's good.....he's sort of my favourite character....=p
Comedy or drama or both or something else???
Educational TV???!! Bleehhhhhh.......
A Harry Potter spin-off??? Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them, indeed.....where to find them?
If they exist, I want to go live with them! 
Probably under my bed.......well....it smells like it.....
I love Blast-Ended Skrewts, Hippogriffs, Thestrals, I love them all!!
Alrighty! Korra is back! Let's roll!

Well, you heard the man! The PS4 will be available throughout the holiday season!
No need for organ-selling and meth-making! Just chill-ax and get it when you can!
What's the story behind their kindness though.......??? Hmmmmmmm..........
You want me to comment on this....??
Should I???
Did Santa order loads....?? He's going to give us all (the goodie-two-shoes) the PS4!! The ones on the naughty list get the iPhone 5s.....kidding!
Calm down....don't have to go berserk and burn me on the stake.....
I do have an iPhone 6 4........
Well....the iPhone 6 is probably on the way...so chill-ax first......=p
The degree of difference has never amazed me.....I'm sorry guys....
Don't sleep on the streets for that...come on....
It's not fun using a brand new phone with a broken back....
And you're on the streets!! What if some arsehole comes along and steals your new iPhone and chops your finger(s) off??!!? How are you going to use your newly bought iPhone then without your fingers??!! The fingerprint scan is now moot! 
And we might get a Cortana UI for realsies.......................yes please!
Hellloooooooo Cortana! I love you.............in a non-lesbian way so don't worry.....
Ohhh Microsoft.......
Well....JAP gets the Vita TV first....there you go! Compensation..........I guess.....??

Have a great Friday with devils running around or Saturday!

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