The third announcement by Valve!
Da Steam Controller!
Which can also be used to play the olde games which didn't have controller support!
Has two ginormous smooth, speaker-like buttons, making it look like it has googly eyes.....Darth Vader!??
A heavy-duty boomerang?? Try breaking into my room now yo! I have a Steam-erang and I'm not afraid to use it! It really looks like it can smash someone's head to bits......
Touchscreen...can't live in today's world without that right!?
It has haptic features....oh myyyy.....wowww.....allowing interpretation of force and vibrations as inputs..
Wonder what sort of action input would fart be....
It's fully hackable so rejoice my fellow brethren!
Not Half Life 3!! SILENCE fools!! =p
He'll be back when he wants to......I'm sure he would.....I believe in him!
Even though he ain't real.......even if he looks like someone I don't know.....even though he doesn't speak....
Even though he's a
That's how it is people....a theoretical physicist's existence is all based on the Heisenberg Principle...
The more you want him back....the further away he is from us...
When Schrodinger's cat emerges, someone would just beat it up and shove it into a bigger box and pretend he/she still doesn't know....and make up all those equations to prove his/her non-existing, irrelevant point....
We all knew it would be something like this........chill-ax!
Anyway, I would love to try it.......give them a chance man!
Who's liking Deadfall Adventures??
The semi-Uncharted-Indi.J-Tomb Raider-Squidward-Enma Ai game?? =)
Looks interesting, does it play as interesting??
Let's find out!
Burying someone alive?? Sounds great!
What can be better than putting a fancy mask on someone and depriving him of oxygen?
I assume it's a he.....can't bury a lady without causing some sort of uproar from the feminists.....wouldn't want them to go burn the whole tomb/forest down....
The plane crash is bad enough...........think about the children!!
If they play this game, they might go hijack a plane and crash it somewhere....or they might bury someone alive in their backyard where the dog house is and later the dog digs the body up and scientists all gather and say it might be a Neanderthal........ohhh dearrr.....video games are evil it seems....boo hoo....
Or maybe they'll go get a sweet-ass mask and pretend to be possessed and then go crash a plane........howdy-how! This is getting a lil morbid-silly isn't it??
The Last Of Us single-player DLC will be available next year! Not anytime soon........
It's alright! They just want to surprise us with an awesome new character!
How new is new??
Someone whom we know must exist but isn't in the game or completely new??
Bill's partner?? Is he gay? I have to know!! There are so many indications in the game......
Ellie's mum?? Riley? Tess's partner? Tom's kid? The giraffe's kid?? The high school Bloater?
Who can it be???? Why won't you tell us!!?
I have so much to do!! Whyyyyy?!
GTA-V is awesome......just going to put it here....heheheheh.....though we should tone it down a little...
Don't oversell it....
Life's sweet when you've got da power!
Happy Saturday/Sunday!!
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