Sunday, September 22, 2013

Yukata Striptease!

Ohhhhh Valve!
Raising questions and conjectures again!
Teasing us every now and then....
Want to make Steam more accessible in the living room where all the social hulla-balulla goes on?
There is a reason WHY I have a game room, which is away from the human-packed areas of home...
There's a sign on the door that says.....


I wouldn't want to be sent on an errand while doing a mass slaughter....
It's easier to catch hold of someone in the living room yes??
'CarlZ, go do the laundry and if possible, wash those guys' armors because they are blood-soaked and so unsightly....'
I don't wanna!!!!!
I wouldn't want a large group of people to watch me bang a hooker on GTA...
I wouldn't want anyone to know that I enslave little kids, make them go to war (those anime games...ahhh).
Hey! I have everyone's best interest at heart....I don't want to spoil your appetite with all that yummy bloodshed (sometimes we have dinner there)......nor do I want you to get aroused while you're trying to chill on the couch and 'work out'.....
There are three announcements on the way...the first one to be heard tomorrow....or Monday...depending on where you are...
And so......??
Behold!!!
Three announcements and on the 23rd, the '2' comes from (1/2) and so that means.....
Half Life 3 confirmed!!
NO!! SHUT UP! HOLD IT!
You can be good at Maths and all but NOOOO!!
How about I chop you up in three pieces which leave you half dead and so half alive???
Half Life 3 is definitely for realsies alright.....
How's that for Maths!!!???
Anyway, it could be a Valve hardware.....the SteamBox, another console!! Another box! Another thing to stick the PS into!
Wait.....there's a PlayRoom?? Ohh...PS.....getting ready already =)
Well.....they are all going to the game room =p
Nooooo living room....hohohoho.....
It would potentially run on Linux....hmmmm....because Gabe likes it...?? Penguins are cute....
Linux is making huge gaming progress....I'll admit it, I only use it for Heisenberg calculations....my bad...

Apart from that, what other thingies are going on??
The PS Vita TV interface!!
........no comment.......
What is there to hate guys??? Come on......be cool!
Is Bayonetta going to an alchemy academy???
Alrighty! Good for you! A witch alchemist......wait.....that's Chloe.....
Ahhh well......
Playing PS3 games on the PS4 through Gaikai......that's cool right??
Come on!! It's not that big a slap in the face......
So many game shenanigans!!
Golly! I'm busy man!
Get the SRIV DLCs - Wild West and GAT 5...
Wii Sports Club coming to Wii U....hurrah.......errgghhh...
Look at all those trailers!!
MGS-V!!! SNAKE!!!
Dark Souls II - yessssssssssssssssssssssss............
Tales Of Xillia 2 - we've been waiting......
Soul Sacrifice Delta - if that's delta, what's beta like.....?? XD
Gravity Rush 2 - awww...yeah.......
Sengoku Basara 4 - hmmmm............hi!!!
God Eater 2 - YUM! New everything!
Little cutesy girls beating up dragons?????!!!! Blasphemy! How dare youuuuu Battle Bitch Princess Of Arcadia!!! I'll still play it though.... =p
There are more I'm sure.....arrrggghhhhh *drool*...
Battlefield 4 beta! Awwww mannnn......dilemma!! 

Here it comes!
Lightning stripping Yuna!
She wanted to expand her wardrobe so bad, she did it! She crossed over to the FFX dimension!
First Cloud, then Red Mages and now Yuna!
When will you stop Goddess Of Runway!!
Anyway, she looks good, yeah...=)
Doesn't suit her as well......but it's not as if Yuna is on steroids....
She looks great when she does the victory stance! Because of her smile maybe....???
When she doesn't smile.....it looks like she will just break her staff into halves and eat the yukata up...
Can't do any slice and dice moves.....she has to bash them with that staff.....ooooooo.....ouch...
Or she can just spam magic orbs...yeah that works too....
Who's next??? Faris....?? Hooohohohohoh......let it be Edea/Ultimecia or CoD OR Kefka or Jecht!
I don't think Jecht has anything on at the top.......okay, not him.....Kain maybe??
How do you fight in that getup??!!! You might get tangled up with all those ornaments....XD

Yeah yeah....we all know GTA-V is awesome.....
Highest sale #, most expensive (production cost).....most wanted to the point PC gamers shed tears...errggg....
So, apparently London is the one city that GTA won't go back to......
Could it be.....that the people there are too....fine I'll let it go.....
Tea and scones are nice....but not so compared to juicy burgers!!! Alright, alright...just kidding....=)
I wouldn't want to raise my pinky while drinking......

So....RIP Hiroshi Yamauchi.
You were brilliant!
A moment of silence.....................................
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