Here it is!
The third announcement by Valve!
Da Steam Controller!
Which can also be used to play the olde games which didn't have controller support!
Has two ginormous smooth, speaker-like buttons, making it look like it has googly eyes.....Darth Vader!??
A heavy-duty boomerang?? Try breaking into my room now yo! I have a Steam-erang and I'm not afraid to use it! It really looks like it can smash someone's head to bits......
Touchscreen...can't live in today's world without that right!?
It has haptic features....oh myyyy.....wowww.....allowing interpretation of force and vibrations as inputs..
Wonder what sort of action input would fart be....
It's fully hackable so rejoice my fellow brethren!
Not Half Life 3!! SILENCE fools!! =p
He'll be back when he wants to......I'm sure he would.....I believe in him!
Even though he ain't real.......even if he looks like someone I don't know.....even though he doesn't speak....
Even though he's a theoretical physicist.....auuah I mean hero....wait no...I mean somebody....
That's how it is people....a theoretical physicist's existence is all based on the Heisenberg Principle...
The more you want him back....the further away he is from us...
When Schrodinger's cat emerges, someone would just beat it up and shove it into a bigger box and pretend he/she still doesn't know....and make up all those equations to prove his/her non-existing, irrelevant point....
We all knew it would be something like this........chill-ax!
Anyway, I would love to try it.......give them a chance man!
Who's liking Deadfall Adventures??
The semi-Uncharted-Indi.J-Tomb Raider-Squidward-Enma Ai game?? =)
Looks interesting, does it play as interesting??
Let's find out!
Burying someone alive?? Sounds great!
What can be better than putting a fancy mask on someone and depriving him of oxygen?
I assume it's a he.....can't bury a lady without causing some sort of uproar from the feminists.....wouldn't want them to go burn the whole tomb/forest down....
The plane crash is bad enough...........think about the children!!
If they play this game, they might go hijack a plane and crash it somewhere....or they might bury someone alive in their backyard where the dog house is and later the dog digs the body up and scientists all gather and say it might be a Neanderthal........ohhh dearrr.....video games are evil it seems....boo hoo....
Or maybe they'll go get a sweet-ass mask and pretend to be possessed and then go crash a plane........howdy-how! This is getting a lil morbid-silly isn't it??
The Last Of Us single-player DLC will be available next year! Not anytime soon........
It's alright! They just want to surprise us with an awesome new character!
How new is new??
Someone whom we know must exist but isn't in the game or completely new??
Bill's partner?? Is he gay? I have to know!! There are so many indications in the game......
Ellie's mum?? Riley? Tess's partner? Tom's kid? The giraffe's kid?? The high school Bloater?
Who can it be???? Why won't you tell us!!?
I have so much to do!! Whyyyyy?!
GTA-V is awesome......just going to put it here....heheheheh.....though we should tone it down a little...
Don't oversell it....
Life's sweet when you've got da power!
Happy Saturday/Sunday!!
GTA-V petition going on strong and the online microtransactions confirmed!
Be happy guys!
The flower girl is alive!!!!!
To the dude who said 'Who's next? Aerith?'.....congratulations!
You hit the jackpot!
Lightning has decided to bring her back to life! Or maybe Aerith decided to possess her.....I don't know...
Fighting with a basket of flowers.........good idea! The monsters might have pollen allergies...
I see what you're doing there Squeenix!
Lightning is crossing dimensions.....it's sort of the theme yeah?
She has even broken through into FFXIV-ARR!
Look at the chibi Lightnings!
She's not the only one dimension-travelling.......
Get ready guys! Gilgamesh has opened up a portal to your phone....
FFV for the iOS!
Lumina's a bitch! We'll find out soon...
Snow is sad.......awww.....
Snake is awesome......ooooooo......
The openings released are pretty cool, don't you think??
It's beta time!
Two of the three Valve news are out!
The Steam OS and the Steam Machine! Alrighty!
The third one will be released today/tomorrow so we'll see....
Is Gordon Freeman part of it?
People are doing Maths for you.........you'd better come back!
You could resurrect someone if you want to.........take the hint...*wink* *wink*
Anyway, there are several prototypes of the console....
They are made to suit the players I think.....is that it?
So.....................give appropriate feedbacks!!
Help them make a great console!
Now that Microsoft has its eyes on Valve....yeah....shit's about to get real....
It's Linux.....as 'predicted' by the geniuses....
Penguins have joined the group of aliens, apples, windows, ninjas and playboxies....
What will we see next??
Seriously..........
The SP - Stick Of Truth has the Fellowship Pack which has the Cartman figure and power-ups (for some classes - Necromancer Sorcerer, Ranger Elf, Rogue Assassin and Holy Defender) and a map!
Come on! Who hates Cartman? Nobody! Because everyone on the planet is like him!
I'll be honest, I haven't met anyone who ISN'T like him......hehehe...
Pretty sure everyone has watched the alternate ending to The Last Of Us.....
Quite the same except the duel happens in the surgery room...and it's musical??
Hohoho....that would ruin the entire game! Hahahahaha!!
Things are all fucked up on the outside and the final showdown is State Hospital Musical...??
Oh Joel..............I never knew....you had that in you.......and coincidentally, you're Troy!
Ellie! You could have been Sharpay if you weren't anaesthetized! Not Gabriella, that's sick!
Anyway, ready for Beyond Two Souls?
Let us all welcome Doublade!
Oh wow........
It's already a badass sword....so what should it evolve into....??
A katana? A nunchaku? A machine gun? NO!
Give it another sword! Two is always better than one!
Am I right???
I don't know how that works for diseases or belly buttons but okay!
Whatever makes you feel good =)
Tyrantrum and Aurorus......our dear fossil friends.....
Have fun yo!
The following weeks will be interesting ones....=D
Ohhhhh Valve!
Raising questions and conjectures again!
Teasing us every now and then....
Want to make Steam more accessible in the living room where all the social hulla-balulla goes on?
There is a reason WHY I have a game room, which is away from the human-packed areas of home...
There's a sign on the door that says.....
I wouldn't want to be sent on an errand while doing a mass slaughter....
It's easier to catch hold of someone in the living room yes??
'CarlZ, go do the laundry and if possible, wash those guys' armors because they are blood-soaked and so unsightly....'
I don't wanna!!!!!
I wouldn't want a large group of people to watch me bang a hooker on GTA...
I wouldn't want anyone to know that I enslave little kids, make them go to war (those anime games...ahhh).
Hey! I have everyone's best interest at heart....I don't want to spoil your appetite with all that yummy bloodshed (sometimes we have dinner there)......nor do I want you to get aroused while you're trying to chill on the couch and 'work out'.....
There are three announcements on the way...the first one to be heard tomorrow....or Monday...depending on where you are...
And so......??
Behold!!!
Three announcements and on the 23rd, the '2' comes from (1/2) and so that means.....
Half Life 3 confirmed!!
NO!! SHUT UP! HOLD IT!
You can be good at Maths and all but NOOOO!!
How about I chop you up in three pieces which leave you half dead and so half alive???
Half Life 3 is definitely for realsies alright.....
How's that for Maths!!!???
Anyway, it could be a Valve hardware.....the SteamBox, another console!! Another box! Another thing to stick the PS into!
Wait.....there's a PlayRoom?? Ohh...PS.....getting ready already =)
Well.....they are all going to the game room =p
Nooooo living room....hohohoho.....
It would potentially run on Linux....hmmmm....because Gabe likes it...?? Penguins are cute....
Linux is making huge gaming progress....I'll admit it, I only use it for Heisenberg calculations....my bad...
Apart from that, what other thingies are going on??
The PS Vita TV interface!!
........no comment.......
What is there to hate guys??? Come on......be cool!
Is Bayonetta going to an alchemy academy???
Alrighty! Good for you! A witch alchemist......wait.....that's Chloe.....
Ahhh well......
Playing PS3 games on the PS4 through Gaikai......that's cool right??
Come on!! It's not that big a slap in the face......
So many game shenanigans!!
Golly! I'm busy man!
Get the SRIV DLCs - Wild West and GAT 5...
Wii Sports Club coming to Wii U....hurrah.......errgghhh...
Look at all those trailers!!
MGS-V!!! SNAKE!!!
Dark Souls II - yessssssssssssssssssssssss............
Tales Of Xillia 2 - we've been waiting......
Soul Sacrifice Delta - if that's delta, what's beta like.....?? XD
Gravity Rush 2 - awww...yeah.......
Sengoku Basara 4 - hmmmm............hi!!!
God Eater 2 - YUM! New everything!
Little cutesy girls beating up dragons?????!!!! Blasphemy! How dare youuuuu Battle Bitch Princess Of Arcadia!!! I'll still play it though.... =p
There are more I'm sure.....arrrggghhhhh *drool*...
Battlefield 4 beta! Awwww mannnn......dilemma!!
Here it comes!
Lightning stripping Yuna!
She wanted to expand her wardrobe so bad, she did it! She crossed over to the FFX dimension!
First Cloud, then Red Mages and now Yuna!
When will you stop Goddess Of Runway!!
Anyway, she looks good, yeah...=)
Doesn't suit her as well......but it's not as if Yuna is on steroids....
She looks great when she does the victory stance! Because of her smile maybe....???
When she doesn't smile.....it looks like she will just break her staff into halves and eat the yukata up...
Can't do any slice and dice moves.....she has to bash them with that staff.....ooooooo.....ouch...
Or she can just spam magic orbs...yeah that works too....
Who's next??? Faris....?? Hooohohohohoh......let it be Edea/Ultimecia or CoD OR Kefka or Jecht!
I don't think Jecht has anything on at the top.......okay, not him.....Kain maybe??
How do you fight in that getup??!!! You might get tangled up with all those ornaments....XD
Yeah yeah....we all know GTA-V is awesome.....
Highest sale #, most expensive (production cost).....most wanted to the point PC gamers shed tears...errggg....
So, apparently London is the one city that GTA won't go back to......
Could it be.....that the people there are too....fine I'll let it go.....
Tea and scones are nice....but not so compared to juicy burgers!!! Alright, alright...just kidding....=)
I wouldn't want to raise my pinky while drinking......
So....RIP Hiroshi Yamauchi.
You were brilliant!
A moment of silence.....................................
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Playing GTA-V now bros!
What can I say so far??
It's awesome!
BLIMP!!
How long have I waited................oohhhhh....
Those sleepless nights.........
Every second of the day, dreaming of the moment when I get my hands on it and caress it.....
All those nights dining with the pre-order statement............
I think I crossed the line.....
I get it.....oooppsss.....
Who else but CarlZ???!!! =D
Everyone is jamming it, I can tell by all the hubbub going around!
Hope you guys are having fun!
Just when I thought I could get away from it....
NOPE!
The companion app is a leash I tell you!!!
Is this how everything is going to work???
I'm the boss of my dogs and video games are the boss of me???!!!??
ARRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!
Chop!!!! I love you!!!
Hey, hey, hey...........don't get me wrong!
There's a place in my heart for my dogs and nobody/nothing can take it from them XD
Anyway...................chances of escaping the grasp of GTA-V??
Nil!!!
Alrighty, I'll stop here to avoid making it over-glorified thusmakingitlame!
Have fun! =D
Did everyone enjoy L-o-Korra??
Who wants to bet that her uncle (Unalaq? I probably spelt that wrong) ISN'T the ultimate baddie doo doo??
Just a pawn or something like that.....
Pretty sure he isn't......he's just on his period, it's that time of the month, you know...
So he just comes out all bitchy and slanders his bro bro....
Kind of like Sasuke, only less girlish and hissy......well...not really.....
Tries to take over with military power because that's just how bad hormonal changes are....
Hormones make you think you can do stuff, it's like drugs but they are already inside you, like it or not......fuck that.......
Who in this world doesn't have a dick-ish uncle.....??
I know I do......not one, not two.....bleeh...
It was quite dramatic, the scene where they had that little argument......
New favourite characters in sight! Unalaq's kids!
Maybe not a super duper fan of them....but you have got to admit, they are pretty cool.
They have that 'unique' (creepy...??) personality....ever so stoic =D
I mean, just look at them...all hunched over, blank eyes, plain expression...
They are everything water-/ice-benders should be....fluid with words and have a heart of ice, I wonder what their mum is like.....she could be like Meelo, it's not impossible!
I would say they take after their father then!
Every family is balanced...there's always that unique one(s) to cancel out the normal (boooorrrinnggg) ones....hehehehehe....
Ohhh....Lightning and her many outfits......
She's pimping alright!
Is Snow going Cieth?? Whyyyy....??
Everyone is going back to their ye olde selves??
Why is Noel trying to kill Lightning...??
Why does everyone want to kill Lightning??
Are you guys jealous because she looks suave in men and women clothes unlike you single-gender-clothes-fancying-body people??
What's wrong with you, Caius??
Yeul is a girl!!!!! I mean alive!!!
Everyone is here but Serah!!
But she is in the official artwork....hint hint???
If Yeul can come back from the Underworld......Serah can too....??
Is this a timeline/flashback thing??
Toriyama says this FF will be the most polished of them all...
It does look very glossy.....physically....
Graphics-wise that is, or it ain't FF buddy!
Dear atheists, how would you like to be God? XD
Anyone here with God-complex?? Close enough to make my point!
You can be God now in The Guided Fate Paradox!
Using machines to answer your worshipers' prayers!
Helping them with the very thing the non-believers use to disprove your existence....nice going dude...
You have a cute lil helper, Lilliel Saotome....how.........umm..........err.......I don't know....
Are you into little girls......?? Nah, JK! Ohhh Japan! XD
Is this a thing though......IRL?? Getting an assistant whose appearance depends on your taste.....??
Anyway, looks like a fun game....
So you can now share games on Steam!
Can't play together though!
What are they saying???
Valve beat Microsoft to it??
Come on! Another competition??
I guess that is what makes the world go round....
Pokémon! As the release day looms near, their forms grow bushier....
They have some evolutions out......
Different forms for Mewtwo??? Can he be any more mutated guys?? Give him a break!
He just wants to be treated like a Pokémon! Be nice!
Y, he has a tail coming out of his brain!
X, he has in-built neck pillow!!
You can even groom your furry friends! Oh my!
Look at my poodles! How fancy....hohohohohoh.....
I call shotgun on the blue Furfrou!
Fossil Pokémons! I've been waiting! There is always that one fossil that stands out...
Get what I mean.....?? *wink* *wink*
Females and males look different??? What happened to equality???? XD
Well, isn't it awesome to look like each other, so they could confuse humans, making it hard to study their kind, causing professors to breed both males or both females only to find that nothing happens after months?? Not even a scrambled egg.....
Kidding! Nice touch!
Start of a new week........
Gamers........what're your eyes glued to??
Can't wait for GTA-V!!!!!
