Saturday, February 15, 2014

Return Of The MacBite

This weekend is going to be sweeeeet!
With all the releases and Nintendo Direct stuff!

Exciting news? Boring news? Too busy to watch the videos?
I shall tell you what ND was about in two words - I can't.
There was Mario investing in rich and classy old man's sport, golf in Golf World Tour.
He's rich after selling all those games and he has a mustache, so yes...he qualifies.
There's Kirby Triple Deluxe - everybody's favourite pink ball - the pink bubble gum showing off new moves and abilities in the trailer.
Did you know that Kirby was expected to be cool instead of cute? Who would have!
I only think of chewing him and blowing bubbles.
Yoshi's New Island where a new Super Yoshi has emerged.
And of course, ND is nothing without Pokémon! Pokémon Battle Trozei where Bust A Move meets Pokémon. 
Making like Pokémon bubbles go poof to defeat an enemy.
I really miss those dinos, why can't there be new Puzzle Bobbles.
I used to think they were dragons..........................................................................and then those girls came in.
Oh I remember, they used to scream in that high-pitched voices of theirs......ggaahh.....
Not only that, I kind of miss Bomberman and its racing spin-off. Does anyone still have these in the recesses of their minds?
There's a new character in Super Smash Bros - Little Mac - Golly wolly, the roster is getting bigger, will Mewtwo be in it too? What about Bayonetta?
Bayonetta 2 - The trailer looks cooooool. There's so much destruction.........hehehehehehe........
Donkey Kong - CTF (not chronic tiny feet) - Looking forward to play it as my copy arrives today.

And so......Lightning has Returned to save everyone.
Need more explanation......I haven't played to the part that everything is fully explained.
Hope was reverse-puberty-ed by Bhunivelze and mans the 'New' Cocoon and Snow has lost it and Vanille is awake and Lumina is annoying.
That's how far I've gotten.
Anyway, I love the battle style. It's like KH.
And the counter really adds to the mood. There's that stress there that you can't save anyone!
Who here wants to save Snow? That's what I thought...........
I do have a hunch that Lumina is an ally.....though I could be far off.
She could be Serah.....there must be a reason why they bear some sort of resemblance. The designer pointed that out......

Titanfall Beta - Awesome.
It's a reaaaaaally great game!
Unleashing titans and all. Imagine all that happening for real!
Never gonna happen because no one can built such awesome titans!
Who's going to take the easy way out in Dark Souls II by getting the CE?
Those weapons are looking at me......how can I not???
Well....I don't have to equip them =P

Heartbreaking news to so many - Flappy Bird stopped flapping.
The tribute isn't flappy enough.
Why do we love Flappy Bird?
Because it's a bird that flaps its wings through pipes , what's not to love?
Wishing Dong Nguyen the best! Screw those people who won't stop talking ofcourseincludingme!
Time to ruin people's Valentine in GTA-On!
Hahahahahaa! 
About to find out what that DLC entails.
Also, time to get hickies from Clickers!
Ellie and Riley are on the way!
Let us get those nasty, bacterial bites!
Happy Valentine's Day!

Saturday, February 8, 2014

Boom Goes The White Lie!

What did I tell you folks?????!!??

They said they would never EVER make The Last Of Us 2......

Lookie lookie now.....it's in the planning stages.
Is it a prequel or a sequel?
Ummmmmmmmmmm..............................................................................................
How about we do a prequel?
Find out why David is a pedophile, though we all already know why...
Young females are less naggy and less bitchy than the old ones, got your back bro.
Or did I read the signals wrong?
He just wanted a piggy-back ride from Ellie except he wants it on her front......?
So what sort of animal/creature do guys put a saddle on the front to ride instead of the back?
Humans of course! Alrighty, no more insults.....
They said they wouldn't make other games which would involve Joel and Ellie.....well....we don't know about that yet but......
The game wouldn't be the same without them.
While you're at it, please take the Clickers and Runners and Bloaters out.
Because hell yeah! Everything would be the same.
Heck! What do I know? I only enjoy the part where I make people bleed.....zombies are people too but more degraded in terms of organic components....
On the other hand, humans are just degraded......yeah, just that.
Another prequel idea, how Sarah came to be?
I call it 'The Beginning Of Us' Project.
How her embryo was crafted in a pre-apocalyptic bedroom and how it was destined to witness the start of spores inflaming the brain.
Alrighty, I made this spoof once, not going to do it again.....
Come on, this is better than Tsuki No Me.....
Why would you want to have an illusion of pregnancy when you could be pregnant for real.........wait a minute........

Well...well....well.....Bigby you dawg!
Snow White isn't dead!
Deception everywhere!!
Or is she another person in glamour?
Or the dead body IS Snow White?
A double-glamour trick? 
The person is made to look like Snow White to sadden Bigby for some time because he finds the best lead when he's upset (leading him to Holly!) and then the impostor arrives and then it's turned to Lily the Troll to make them think it is Lily and that lures Holly to the Business Office because she would definitely want her sister's body back and the final showdown finally takes place....
A secret threesome rendezvous - Holly, Snow White (impostor?) and Bufkin!
Bestiality is the hot thing now alright!
Anyway, this is a no-spoiler blog...........kind of?????
I'm just going to assume we've all played it.
Who knew it in their hearts that Ichy is sicky?
I didn't think he would be involved in some way until the scene in the beginning of the episode...where he had a chat with Bigby in the car...
I thought it was strange that he was considerate and not loud (like he usually was - first episode) about what happened to Snow White....
We'll find out how committed he is to fairy tales in the third episode.......
Reenacting scenes? I had no idea that you love bedroom RPG, Ichy....good for you, you old bastard!
But of course! It could be another glamour trick.
Someone set him up?
Either someone took a picture of him or he put the camera there himself.
That's how sex tapes/photos are taken and spread on the Internet.....
Man, Georgie is hawt a dick! Yeah, a huge dick!
Why is everyone freaking out over titties!!!
We've all watched Game Of Thrones, there are more than a pair of tits (more than ten pairs, let's not count single ones) in that show and you guys vote it as 'Best Show Ever!!'.
Anyways, Georgie! Nice tattoos, would like to know more about the one that says 'Kiss The Girl', is he Sebastian? Sebastian isn't in the fable (right?)......it's a Disney character but heh!
I'm not sure because I haven't got extensive knowledge on fables......... is Georgie a highly recognizable, should-know, super obvious fable character? Tell me! Help a bro out!
Me homies haven't got a clue either....
Bluebeard is an interesting character.....would love to see more of him.
It would be so cool if he decapitated someone.....*wink* *wink*

Bravely Default is on the way, and so is Child Of Light (30th April)......fine!
Far from on the way.
I think the game looks good, but that's the trailer or alcohol talking......
Another new game, Sonic Boom!
Thought it was a game about that one Pokémon move? 
I don't know how that would work...though it'll almost be as good as Sakura's Hello Kitty outfit.....
The characters have....long legs...yeah, that's it....
Oh Knuckles....could have shared some steroids with Sonic....
Sonic is scrawny.......hook a bro up man.....
I like Knuckles in normal form........he should be like Sonic but red...
No I'm not racist..........sheeesh......
Yeah the game looks good, more powered up, the way the enemies are beaten up.....
Rings are still important, can never forget those....
And Lightning Returns and Drakengard 3........
So many new games.......................................guess who's behind her thesis.........

Would love it if Clem arrived soon..........
TellTales.....you listening buddy???????? =D
And also the revelation of Ichabod's bloody foreplay.......an epic fail!
If your partner laughs out of boredom during foreplay, time to work harder......
What did TJ say?
The guy said to stop laughing at him???
That's probably it.......Lily was bored because he was terrible....
So he chopped her head off.......seems too much but that's how it is when you make fun of someone's sexual skills.....or maybe that's just how he ends the night....
Bring out the episodes ASAP!!! =D

Monday, January 27, 2014

This Quest Ain't On The Chart

Uncharted 4 is off the game chart of 2014 and so some say to buy the PS4 in 2015.
Hah! That's pretty much what happens every year...
They say there won't be any further words on the subject and miraculously, it pops out mid-year.
Who wants to bet on this?
Speaking of slim chances........
Will the PS Vita Slim be available soon in the west??
Or are they hinting on a new console?
A console that plays PS 1, 2, 3, Vita, 4, Xbox and iOS games, the PS SLiM?
An appropriate name indeed, because chances are such a console doesn't exist.
I can't help it but say I love the OLED but I like my handhelds lighter too.... =P
Why do you torment me so SONY.........gggaahhh.....
You too, Nintendo.....what's with Fusion? 
A DSi + 3DS is just a 2DS.....
It's all Maths dude....
And the non-upgradable Alienware Steam Machine?
AND the Razer Adaro series??????????????????????????
You're breaking my balls here!
It's never-ending!! *O*
Mu...s..t.....have....t...he...m....a..ll........
Ahhh well!! I can wait.......I'm still madly in love with my Kraken XD

Sooooo..........I don't know if this is good news or bad....
Plans for the Star Wars -Disney Style- 1313 have been scratched out...
But the movies are still on the way.....right......??
That means the nightmare there is still that =D
Or is there.........

As promised, some stuff on Bravely Default!
I think it's quite fun.
It's like FFIII with some Dissidia elements.
You use the default command to store brave points and the brave command to unleash swipes of fury.
As you can see from the 'amazingly high quality' shots I took....







First thing I thought of......Edea (FFVIII) in the Lindblum (FFIX) castle.
Why would anyone name their kid Ringabel?
He doesn't ring that much of a bell...........kind of looks like a young Setzer....
There's a fairy girl who tells you what to do next, lucky she isn't as noisy as Navi.....but it would be nice if she could talk...she's silent....or maybe I forgot to slide up the volume...
Our job is to rebuild the city or town, using StreetPass would make everything easier!
More residents will move in and so constructions take less time.
Sounds great? It's so hard..................................
There are quests to do while waiting and that's the fun part!
I've always enjoyed sidequests in games. 
Something to distract me from actually finishing the game, it's like procrastinating in-game, it's the best feeling in the world!
I've said this many times, me no like grinding (in whatever contexts possible).
However, I didn't get that feeling.......because the jobs were maxed up at around Lvl 5?
It could be that it's just the demo so maxing the jobs is easy or the jobs are Tier 1 jobs, there would be tougher jobs which need more points.
About the job system of this game, I like the fact that we can mix it up, using Ninja skills as a Knight.....
That is rather contradictory.....
I would prefer the job to be Bard than Performer........but eh! 
Sure, call me old-fashioned because I am. I only drink alcohol if it's brunch, none if it's true blue breakfast.
I say this game gets a 'Like' from me....or thumbs up or filled stars, whichever rating system you like best....

Have a good day!

Tuesday, January 21, 2014

Unleash The Wolves Upon Us

They are all coming, the UniVeRse has pulled them together....

The story of Riley and Ellie!!
Bigby in action!
Final Fantasy X/X-2 HD!
All to be united in February, just in time for my b-day, awww yeah...
Just a whole night of gaming and cake-binging, drink-binging....
Well, it's not everyday one turns into a crazy older version of his/her younger sociopathic self.
Gotta celebrate y'know? It's an achievement, to live this long and not get beaten up by people for being annoying =)

That DLC looks interesting, ummm.....she probably shouldn't bite anyone when the world has gone to shit...
It's not hygienic......I doubt anyone bathes in that world...
What if some of the spores in the air land on her neck and the biter ingests it upon biting?
I don't know how that works.......
The scene with David suggests that if you bite an infected or the other way around, one could get the hibby-jibbies....
What makes it more interesting?
This DLC will be released on Valentine's Day....
Just say it, announce it aloud, go out with your loved ones and bite them, give them hickies if you must/if you're hanging out with your partner and want to act like a savage....
Yeah, you can hang out with family on this somewhat special day without doing anything bed-dy, it's not just about banging...
We don't live in the world of Game Of Thrones.....relatives can't even hang out without succumbing to human instinct..........wait a minute, that does happen........
As we have seen/heard/whatever tickles your fancy, there is a fungus that can actually do that.
The cordy, (if you're into full names like Franziska, Ophiocordyceps Unilateralis) has been doing that for years to p.mantis/grasshoppers/etc......
Optimists/pessimists (this sort of thing can go both ways) say this cordy mayhem will never happen.....
I say it will....because as long as one thing is a non-inanimate object, IF it's a living thing, it can cross barriers...so prepare some weapons, put them on standby mode in your garage.
If you turn................hell yeah! Tear those humans to bits!

Bring it on Bigby!
This paragraph is full of questions, skip ahead if you want.....
What will we see next?
What's that Dum guy all about?
Is Snow still alive? I want to believe that.....
Something tells me she is....could be the pessimistic side of me...
Why is Belle being secretive?
Is she working as a stripper? Turning into a walker?
Beast is an abusive husband?
Doesn't look like it.....he's more of an abusive passer-by, mauling people he sees on the street.....
Is Ichabod a sugar daddy?
Don't bother with how I came to that conclusion.....it was a weird day...
The way he talked about Faith....but expressions in game like that are hard to tell...
Those graphics, y'know?
I can't see much muscle movements...

New games to look forward to....
Agent 47, here to rip someone's head off!
He's at the prime of his career, what does that mean??
Access to tools of higher grade and therefore more creative murder motifs!
Sega about to unleash Xenomorphs upon us in Alien: Isolation.
The monsters or aliens whose mouths have mouths of their own...
Do everything in your might to survive!
Don't make ridiculous decisions like those characters in those horror movies.....
A demon came that way! What's the logical thing to do? Head in THAT direction!
Shouldn't you be running away!??! Dang-nabbit!
Well then again, there would be no movie if they did that.....
The dude says this game will be a terrifying one because Mr. Alien is brutal and intelligent in a way that it responds LOGICALLY to the humans' actions....
So............................dear bladder, do your thing....
Destiny (Bungie/Activision) is pretty, I have to say...
Those screenshots look really cool...
Hope they are proportional to its gameplay....

I have some exciting news, not only about Bravely Default but my findings.....
I've been in the lab making up some Pt seeds....
And I got some awesome (maybe less but....still good) preliminary results on Friday =D 
I think I found something that I want to do for my PhD....
Yeah, I'm thinking too much, gotta focus on my current degree, haha...
Man, it feels good to have something to look forward to =)

Sunday, January 12, 2014

New Year's Resolution

Welcome 2014!
First post of the year, back to gaming work, last year of my degree, YES!

Just the start of the year and already, there are news of hot stuff....
Talking about Project Christine and Razer Nabu.
I just can't get over them.................................................I want them both!
I think they are brilliant!
Look at them curves Christine is flaunting, no wonder they named it that.....
I was thinking Leviathan but all good.....Christine it is.
It's quiet that's the point that makes me hawt-diggity-dawg.
The desktops I have now are loud, they blow kind of loud.....no pun intended or whatever that makes you guys think of.
They are Alienware Aurora and ROG TYTAN.
It's not to the point of annoying but you know, it's good to have a quieter one.
Though, that might be a cue to start checking if there's something inside.......
They are brilliant nonetheless and I would recommend them to anyone =D
Moreover, Christine is upgrade-friendly, as I'm a lazy mofo, this is a winner.
Nabu looks fancy....but fancy schmancy, it's a great and useful product.
I can't wait to get it.

Playstation Now sounds good, there's always the connection speed problem but that can be fixed.
So...what has been going in the gaming community OTHER than the war of the consoles?
Other than people complaining about apparent bad, naughty theme like sexual violence in MGS-V....
The Halo senior art director left, time to replace him and give the characters sparkly anime eyes....
That would be interesting...
It's about time King Dedede makes an appearance in this game (SSBros) that is.....
If Kirby is in it, so should he...
The penguin, peacock, crow, duck with a beanie king.....
I just can't tell.....there are different ideas as to what he is....
Currently, I'm playing Bravely Default (D).
I have to say that it's pretty cool...
More on it in my next post...

I have to work on my first project of the year, synthesis of Pt nanoparticles for catalytic purposes...
What joy! Not sarcastic! I'll put pictures up! If anyone's interested! If not, scroll down!
I think they are appropriate for this blog, it's all machinery and amazingly long procedures to produce only a pint of catalyst which will be used to make more stuff like electronics....
Then I mess up and have to start over!

Anyway, what I got for Christmas? Remember the theme? NDS/3DS games?



Yes people, I'm shocked myself that I don't (didn't now) have HM - A New Beginning.
HM is a childhood series and I didn't get it the moment it was released. 
It's supposedly the best of all HMs too...
I can explain!!!
It was really hard getting it because I couldn't find it anywhere, it was sold out on Amazon/EB/etc and took quite a while to restock and I somehow didn't attempt to get the digital version....
So, thanks amigo! Don't know how you managed to get it =D
Etrian Odyssey, I was going to get that soon but now that quest is over XD

Be right here soon!