Bonding Time With Souls!

What a week it has been =P
Anyway, something's up with Blogger, giving weird notifications.

Soooooooooooooooooo......................how about Clementine eh?
I'm glad I gave Pete the BOD and saved him.
Yeah, an idiot they called me, a real noob they said, a nutcase they preached but I'm GLAD!
It was kind of like a chance to say goodbye to him, one last chance to bond with him.
I knew he wouldn't make it unless Telltale was going to use The Last Of Us card, making Pete that one special character who could survive bites by Walkers... 
Smoking before one dies, that's just perfect. I mean, cancer has nothing on you at that point.
Besides, Nick got out fine. He's a sharp guy.
A whiny bitch, but nonetheless, a reliable dude...though not entirely....
Ohhh.....Matthew....
Is Carver something like The Governor?
He seemed nice........somewhat. He didn't kill for fun. That says a lot about a person.
Yeah yeah yeah, I'm not a good person okay???
He killed Walter.....okay, these things no longer have to be labelled 'SPOILERS'.
They are everywhere on the INet. =D
He was a believer of Equivalence Exchange, one life for a life, not a huge fan of that principle myself because everything belongs to me -because I said so-.
I expected to meet Kenny in this episode before playing because his fate was the only unknown one and then Christa.
Maybe Clem and Carver are going to be BFFs.......or Kenny takes over. 
Anyway, GG. A really good episode.

This week is going to be smashing-ly cool.
All the releases are must-haves in my book.
inFAMOUS: SS, FFX/X-2 and MGSV: GZ!!!
Suteki!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's a lot of stuff to play in one week.......that would be one heck of a side-quest...
Yep, I have my life side-quests like eating 3 kg of chocolates a day, collecting several CEs, getting Gundam models, getting a Sylveon plush.....it's so rare!! Charmander wants a new friend. Chespin is scared of him and Fennekin likes biting his tail.
My main quest, the ongoing story of........let's say the road to becoming an evil chemical engineer....
Not that I have to finish them in one week but you know....the thrill, the kick in my system....
Ohhhh the distractions!!
Dark Souls II - Yeah! I've been playing!
He promised us that this would be a super difficult game, of course I have to partake!
The many ways in which the character can die......how fancy.....hohohohoho.....
Titanfall - GG.......GG......
Yoshi's New Island - I'm hungry...........for green eggs...........awww yeah Dr Seussssssss!!!!!!!!!!!
Have you seen the Yoshi 3DS??? Man it's green!!!!! Though the manufacture part wasn't...
Green processes are myths anyway....
Witcher 3 has been delayed..........deal with it!
Everyone is upset, I'm upset and I have other games to deal with!! I'm such a slimy cheater.
Watch Dogs will be here next week, Conception 2 too...
It's never-ending with games......
New peripherals for the PS and Xbox.....
Then there's E3......and then FIFA 2014!
I love soccer.......................fine! Football! Jeeberz! They are the same thing!
You have a ball and you want to shove it into the goal.
Why don't we just call it Ball In Goal then?!
Of course, Pikachu is the mascot of Team Japan.
Woots woots! Didn't see that coming? Expecting Ash?
He loses too much, he's a bad omen.

I'm sure everyone has heard of Bravely Second.
Yeah, that's all I want to say.
Can't wait for it =P
News on Frozen 2 - no.
Take your own advice.
Let it go.
Maybe they are taking their own advice.
Do you want to build a franchise?
It's always like this......trying to milk successful models/franchises.
Milking should be illegal unless we're talking cows, the farm ones, not the human ones.
Speaking of milking.........Lightning's other-FF-outfits are now available for non-CE/LE buyers.
The Rhapsody In Rose outfit just reminds me of Squidward.......
I just can't help it....why does this image pop up in my head??

Time to spend your Gil people!
No no no.....don't complain.........
That's what DLCs are for!
When you have too much Gil and you wonder why it isn't a huge part of the game and everything in stores are cheap to the point that you only have to slay one monster to afford the things on sale......
I'm getting reality mixed up with game worlds, ain't I??
That's how sequels are - they always do the outfit-change battle system.
FFX-2 anyone!!!???
Anyway, allow me to direct your attention to a Kickstarter project which I find interesting.
No.......it isn't mine! Sheesh....I don't promote myself non-stop......well, not all the time......
And NO! It isn't Minecraft!!
It's Proven Lands, check it out (that's the link).
It's cool.

Play more games!!
They are really good for your health!!
I recommend so with all my heart.
Hope everyone had a good Pi Day!
Got me some yummy and stressful pies....can't be doing Calculus without food =)
Sending good energy around because of a recent event.......you know what I'm talking about.
Not going to bring up bad memories here, anyway, good vibes, good vibes.

Gotta Catch That Thief!

First of all, no.
I don't like the new Youtube interface.
If you do, jolly good for you!
It just doesn't work for me though there is that one thing.
I can access my 'Like' easily, yay that.
The bad news is I can't access my subscriptions as easily, grrraaahhhggghh that.

Of all time to be away from the States, why now!! #firstworldproblems #I'manasshole #skipahead
Can't get the FFX/X-2 Collector's Ed because nobody's home....waaaaaaaaa.............
This game gets my vote for 'Brilliant OST of ALL TIME', oh, those were the days.......
I do wonder why they only choose to have FFVII costume DLCs,  in LR and well...anywhere....
Yuna's is the first I think, to be a non-FFVII DLC.
Pokémon is going to burn Netflix.
I wanna re-watch em' all, I'll just have to resolve to some shady ways to get them.
Indigo League....pfftthhh.....Ash was a complete moron.
Sorry, fans of Ash Bigchum but he needed about 22 episodes to get to the next town and took him about 5 episodes to realize what he did wrong and lost pretty much 60% of his team (by releasing or dumping them somewhere, I don't know man....I lost it after Charizard) by the time he got to the hotshot league.
He is better in the latest seasons but you know....he still has that emotional-Pokémon-training-rage-quit thing going on.
I get it, I get it....he's still learning. 
Don't have to flame...sheesh.....
Isn't it bad enough the girlies at uni (they were clearly eavesdropping) think I'm a lil ------- for watching Pokémon?
What's wrong with Pokémon?? Sure, Ash is a major turn-off and Brock can't even turn his eyes on but...........it's Pokémon!
They have dragons which are not Dragon-types and mice that can shove a lightning bolt up your ass (not your ordinary lab specimens) and farm animals that can potentially kill the farmers.
How did you ever tame them??????????
Imagine milking a Miltank and it suddenly uses Rollout on you......or uses Splash with its milk.....that's super effective alright........
TwitchPlaysPokémon is over....or is it?
I don't know....it's amazing though how they all pulled through.....kind of like Ash.......
Hohohoho, I can't believe I didn't see this before =P
I think there's another one coming.....
I watched a little of that and went on to Naruto UNS3 league.....hehe..... 
Can't wait for Revolution by the way =D

Anyway, Thief is kinda cool.
It's like Dishonored and Bioshock Infinite except it's not.
There's not much magick thing going, you get to pick the locks yourself and you steal stuff...like the name says! You're a thief. No spoilers there.
What's interesting to note though is stealth/FP game developers love using birds.....
Birds to distract enemies and birds to peck them to dead....hmmmm......
And then there are special arrows you can use like the water arrows to put out flames. 
AI is pretty funky I tell you.
Tales Of Symphonia Chronicles is cool too. Similar game mechanics (other Tales Of games). 
I can't tell much because I haven't finished it yet. 
Even if I have, I can't spoil it here XD
Plants Vs Zombies: Garden Warfare......what can I say??
I think it's interesting and this form of gameplay should stick.
The sideway gameplay was fun too but this is just different....hmmm......how intriguing.....
Playing as a pea-shooter and able to walk around and not just planted to the ground.
It felt like I was playing as a green Bellsprout.
And we get to play as zombies!! A reverse-zombie-apocalypse game!
That could be a very much sought-after game design if only the normal zombie apocalypse design weren't overused.
Nowadays, people just go phooee at the idea of a zombie game....
Me? I don't really mind as long as I can exercise my destructive side.
Give me something and a good reason (storyline) to pulverize, I'm game.
It could be the new Flappy Bird....how many human brains can you eat before they smash your decayed skull?

Speaking of zombies, how can I not be excited?
Clementine is back! Next week! Awesome!
Is that Hershel? I seriously can't tell....anyone with wrinkles and mustache looks like him....
Who will be gone next?
Is Pete going to turn??
Did I do the right thing? Of course not! I'm insane!
And what is up with everyone, not wanting to be a cameo in GTA??
Is it that bad if a character looks like you?
You can't stand looking in the mirror after this? Really? 
Come on! 
Be cool for once yo!

Meow Meow Choco-chow Kupo!

Why is Lightning Returns a great game?
Because Lightning said 'Kweh kweh'.
Lightning displayed some kawaii acts apparently *note the title of post*.......
I don't think it's cute but it is unusual for Lightning.....
Hugged by moogles, rejected Mog and changed her clothes on a daily basis.
The story is conclusive. YES! No more sequels, no more anything!
Why is it a strange game?
Something was definitely not right.....
The way everyone communicated?
Lightning and Hope were rather stoic.....haha I said stoic - #listentomystory #haveyoupreorderedFFX/X-2HDRemaster - I'm not advertising....
Anyway, they did mention this in the game that somehow these two couldn't feel any emotions but there was one part when something -Vanille- happened and Hope's tone changed. 
These people still felt stuff in their metaphorical hearts I tell you.
And also, was Lightning the only one who could hear Hope? I'm pretty sure Fang heard him too because she responded to him. Why didn't others say anything? He went missing guys! Your friend! You couldn't say 'Howdy how' when you heard him?
There's that thing again, from the first game to this one - tendency to overuse words - I'm going to call this the FFXIII thing from now on.
Yeah, I'm putting too much thoughts into these but overall, good game.
How I missed Odin and thought he wouldn't show up but hey hey! He did!
That's how I got my game name, I've always loved the Odin summon (FFs), even though he was pretty much useless, what with his one-hit KO moves (mostly) and in FFXIII, I didn't even need summons!!
Trademarked homies, no stealing! XD

When they said there would be cats in COD-GHOSTS, I thought of Nyan Cat in space levels. 
I just pictured that immediately, I don't know why....
How would pop tarts help in beating the enemies?
It could give my team an energy boost and diabetes but nope nope nope.
It's just cat stickers on weapons. What??????????????????????
NO way......
Do you scratch it to smell cat pee? Pretty useful for night stakeouts, they keep you awake. 
This is a real thing or so the report says but the smell of cat pee turns one on.
I have to read quite a bit of CHEM journals these days to prepare for my last project and I came across this.
So, if there's a war, instead of getting a group of people for 'entertainment', get cat stickers.
Jack off to your rifle/sniper/etc.
Don't shoot your privates off though....talking about the comrade private and body private.
Don't worry! The stuff is synthetic, not from real cats.
No way will I approve of the real deal because I'm a fucking stubborn animal lover.

For some reason, there is quite a number of Sleipnirs asking me what I think of Frozen.
'Sleipnir' might or might not stick, it's just easier and fancier than calling you supporters. 
I ain't no politician yo.
So, about Frozen, it's nice.
It's generic, you know, love is the cure for everything.
Has pretty much everything a kids' movie has, which is no parents and inexplicable events (deus ex machina!).
Does everyone agree?
In every kids' movie (well, this movie is mainly directed at young children otherwise Hans would have been kicked in the nuts, chopped up and fed to the fish and not just punched lightly), only the parents die, not friends, not distant relatives but parents!
The Little Mermaid - No mother.
Toy Story - No father.
Snow White - Both parents ARE FUCKING GONE!
Can you blame kids these days for hating their parents?
The subliminal messages sent to their brains!!!
Still! It's a nice movie and nice music, yeah! Love Olaf and Sven!!!
That's my opinion so let it go......let it go! I don't care what you're going to say, let the flaming go on.
The heat never bothered me anyway.

A little recap about my life side-quest:
Awaiting South Park - The Stick Of Truth, FFX/X-2 HD Remaster, Drakengard 3, inFamous: SS, Titanfall (FULL), LEGO, Dark Souls II, Tales Of Symphonia Chronicles, Plant Vs Zombies, J-Stars Victory Vs....
Yeah, it's in JAP, are you saying I don't understand JAP?? Huh?? Huh?? HUH?!!
Kidding, I love J-Star and yes I can JAP.
I'm also waiting for Super Smash Bros, it's shown as 'To be released in December 2014'....I thought it was March...could someone shed some light?
Did I miss out on some games...?? Probably.
An update will be released later.
So! I promised at one time that I would put up pics of merchandise.
Sometimes I don't remember if I've uploaded that one.
So, how about I show you the new ones...?? 
I grew older in human years a while ago and so Kyle got me this.

It's Eorzea's Kuplu Kopo! Love its pom pom!! SUTEKI!! Kupo!
What's interesting to note is the warning given, it's in the card. 
It says to be super gentle with it.................I just can't help it...I have to ask, kupo.
What could someone possibly do with it in a rough way?
Wiping it to clean? What do you use? Acid and scour? Sheesh man....that's extreme.
Don't be a hygiene devil, kupo.
Do people fap/paf with this??? NO way! How could you??!!! It's a plush toy, not a sex toy.
Look at its pink cheeks, it's bobbly yellow pom pom, why would anyone mutilate a cute moogle??!!
Oh the inhumanity.............
I also got this!

 

 

Finally!! I have a boyf- I mean, the last figurine to complete my collection!

Yay Snow! Welcome to my figurine cavern.

I got some other non-game-related stuff too.

You want to see the cake?

Now you see Carlzodin....

Now you see Pac-Man!

I swear!! I'm not spoilt! I don't get a butt-load of gifts every year!

Yeah! Butt-load is a real unit of measurement, I'm not just using it because butt is a funny word, though I'm not using it right.

1 butt-load = 126 gallons.

Maybe it's just an important year, a lucky year?

I don't know..............

Would love to meet my heroes/idols/some Youtubers to laugh at, hehe.../etc but you know what they say!

Never meet them!

Anyway, good game, good time!

#listentomyboringstory #seriouslyhaveyoupreorderedFFX/X-2HDRemaster

Return Of The MacBite

This weekend is going to be sweeeeet!
With all the releases and Nintendo Direct stuff!

Exciting news? Boring news? Too busy to watch the videos?
I shall tell you what ND was about in two words - I can't.
There was Mario investing in rich and classy old man's sport, golf in Golf World Tour.
He's rich after selling all those games and he has a mustache, so yes...he qualifies.
There's Kirby Triple Deluxe - everybody's favourite pink ball - the pink bubble gum showing off new moves and abilities in the trailer.
Did you know that Kirby was expected to be cool instead of cute? Who would have!
I only think of chewing him and blowing bubbles.
Yoshi's New Island where a new Super Yoshi has emerged.
And of course, ND is nothing without Pokémon! Pokémon Battle Trozei where Bust A Move meets Pokémon. 
Making like Pokémon bubbles go poof to defeat an enemy.
I really miss those dinos, why can't there be new Puzzle Bobbles.
I used to think they were dragons..........................................................................and then those girls came in.
Oh I remember, they used to scream in that high-pitched voices of theirs......ggaahh.....
Not only that, I kind of miss Bomberman and its racing spin-off. Does anyone still have these in the recesses of their minds?
There's a new character in Super Smash Bros - Little Mac - Golly wolly, the roster is getting bigger, will Mewtwo be in it too? What about Bayonetta?
Bayonetta 2 - The trailer looks cooooool. There's so much destruction.........hehehehehehe........
Donkey Kong - CTF (not chronic tiny feet) - Looking forward to play it as my copy arrives today.

And so......Lightning has Returned to save everyone.
Need more explanation......I haven't played to the part that everything is fully explained.
Hope was reverse-puberty-ed by Bhunivelze and mans the 'New' Cocoon and Snow has lost it and Vanille is awake and Lumina is annoying.
That's how far I've gotten.
Anyway, I love the battle style. It's like KH.
And the counter really adds to the mood. There's that stress there that you can't save anyone!
Who here wants to save Snow? That's what I thought...........
I do have a hunch that Lumina is an ally.....though I could be far off.
She could be Serah.....there must be a reason why they bear some sort of resemblance. The designer pointed that out......

Titanfall Beta - Awesome.
It's a reaaaaaally great game!
Unleashing titans and all. Imagine all that happening for real!
Never gonna happen because no one can built such awesome titans!
Who's going to take the easy way out in Dark Souls II by getting the CE?
Those weapons are looking at me......how can I not???
Well....I don't have to equip them =P

Heartbreaking news to so many - Flappy Bird stopped flapping.
The tribute isn't flappy enough.
Why do we love Flappy Bird?
Because it's a bird that flaps its wings through pipes , what's not to love?
Wishing Dong Nguyen the best! Screw those people who won't stop talking ofcourseincludingme!
Time to ruin people's Valentine in GTA-On!
Hahahahahaa! 
About to find out what that DLC entails.
Also, time to get hickies from Clickers!
Ellie and Riley are on the way!
Let us get those nasty, bacterial bites!
Happy Valentine's Day!

Boom Goes The White Lie!

What did I tell you folks?????!!??

They said they would never EVER make The Last Of Us 2......
Lookie lookie now.....it's in the planning stages.
Is it a prequel or a sequel?
Ummmmmmmmmmm..............................................................................................
How about we do a prequel?
Find out why David is a pedophile, though we all already know why...
Young females are less naggy and less bitchy than the old ones, got your back bro.
Or did I read the signals wrong?
He just wanted a piggy-back ride from Ellie except he wants it on her front......?
So what sort of animal/creature do guys put a saddle on the front to ride instead of the back?
Humans of course! Alrighty, no more insults.....
They said they wouldn't make other games which would involve Joel and Ellie.....well....we don't know about that yet but......
The game wouldn't be the same without them.
While you're at it, please take the Clickers and Runners and Bloaters out.
Because hell yeah! Everything would be the same.
Heck! What do I know? I only enjoy the part where I make people bleed.....zombies are people too but more degraded in terms of organic components....
On the other hand, humans are just degraded......yeah, just that.
Another prequel idea, how Sarah came to be?
I call it 'The Beginning Of Us' Project.
How her embryo was crafted in a pre-apocalyptic bedroom and how it was destined to witness the start of spores inflaming the brain.
Alrighty, I made this spoof once, not going to do it again.....
Come on, this is better than Tsuki No Me.....
Why would you want to have an illusion of pregnancy when you could be pregnant for real.........wait a minute........

Well...well....well.....Bigby you dawg!
Snow White isn't dead!
Deception everywhere!!
Or is she another person in glamour?
Or the dead body IS Snow White?
A double-glamour trick? 
The person is made to look like Snow White to sadden Bigby for some time because he finds the best lead when he's upset (leading him to Holly!) and then the impostor arrives and then it's turned to Lily the Troll to make them think it is Lily and that lures Holly to the Business Office because she would definitely want her sister's body back and the final showdown finally takes place....
A secret threesome rendezvous - Holly, Snow White (impostor?) and Bufkin!
Bestiality is the hot thing now alright!
Anyway, this is a no-spoiler blog...........kind of?????
I'm just going to assume we've all played it.
Who knew it in their hearts that Ichy is sicky?
I didn't think he would be involved in some way until the scene in the beginning of the episode...where he had a chat with Bigby in the car...
I thought it was strange that he was considerate and not loud (like he usually was - first episode) about what happened to Snow White....
We'll find out how committed he is to fairy tales in the third episode.......
Reenacting scenes? I had no idea that you love bedroom RPG, Ichy....good for you, you old bastard!
But of course! It could be another glamour trick.
Someone set him up?
Either someone took a picture of him or he put the camera there himself.
That's how sex tapes/photos are taken and spread on the Internet.....
Man, Georgie is hawt a dick! Yeah, a huge dick!
Why is everyone freaking out over titties!!!
We've all watched Game Of Thrones, there are more than a pair of tits (more than ten pairs, let's not count single ones) in that show and you guys vote it as 'Best Show Ever!!'.
Anyways, Georgie! Nice tattoos, would like to know more about the one that says 'Kiss The Girl', is he Sebastian? Sebastian isn't in the fable (right?)......it's a Disney character but heh!
I'm not sure because I haven't got extensive knowledge on fables......... is Georgie a highly recognizable, should-know, super obvious fable character? Tell me! Help a bro out!
Me homies haven't got a clue either....
Bluebeard is an interesting character.....would love to see more of him.
It would be so cool if he decapitated someone.....*wink* *wink*

Bravely Default is on the way, and so is Child Of Light (30th April)......fine!
Far from on the way.
I think the game looks good, but that's the trailer or alcohol talking......
Another new game, Sonic Boom!
Thought it was a game about that one Pokémon move? 
I don't know how that would work...though it'll almost be as good as Sakura's Hello Kitty outfit.....
The characters have....long legs...yeah, that's it....
Oh Knuckles....could have shared some steroids with Sonic....
Sonic is scrawny.......hook a bro up man.....
I like Knuckles in normal form........he should be like Sonic but red...
No I'm not racist..........sheeesh......
Yeah the game looks good, more powered up, the way the enemies are beaten up.....
Rings are still important, can never forget those....
And Lightning Returns and Drakengard 3........
So many new games.......................................guess who's behind her thesis.........

Would love it if Clem arrived soon..........
TellTales.....you listening buddy???????? =D
And also the revelation of Ichabod's bloody foreplay.......an epic fail!
If your partner laughs out of boredom during foreplay, time to work harder......
What did TJ say?
The guy said to stop laughing at him???
That's probably it.......Lily was bored because he was terrible....
So he chopped her head off.......seems too much but that's how it is when you make fun of someone's sexual skills.....or maybe that's just how he ends the night....
Bring out the episodes ASAP!!! =D