Dang Gannit Granpa!

Hello hello!

How's everyone doing in this rather empty space?

Today, I would like to 'discuss' my kind-of-favourite game, Danganronpa V3!
I know it's super late and I have been playing Spyro and Kingdom Hearts 3 more than V3 but hey!
I know how I feel about this game!

When this blog post is over, we'll know exactly what went down with me and this game!

Let us begin! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu!
First thing that I can't help but say..........AWESOME KICK-ASS GAMEPLAY!
Yes! The game mechanics are to sacrifice your friends for!
They are just superb!
You can lie to get the truth out, not that lying is great kids, so don't do that at home.
I mean, it adds an interesting touch to a 'sequel'........
If only I could call it that.
More infuriating mini-games to reach the truth!
Driving to the truth, mine-blowing your way to the truth and sword-fighting!
I believe that in terms of gameplay, this game is G-R-E-A-T.

Onwards to a more spoiler-ful part of the game!
The characters are very interesting.
Though at the beginning of the game, I was already like suspecting that these characters were no Hope Academy students.
I mean you can't be serious........a mage? An evil lord?
What are these skills?
Really dude?
Izuru Kamukura is a genius who needs these 'skills'?
But I won't deny the enticing elements these characters bring to the table.
I will give a thumbs up to character development.
This game provides quite a crazy journey.
Not that the previous games had very normal, vanilla characters but their actions were more normal, compared to this bunch.
With these V3 characters, I can't see Junko getting involved.
It's just not possible!
Unless the game creator pulled something out of his ass, you know, some deus ex machina, I just don't see the Hope vs Despair showdown happening.
And yes, that's the thing!
I don't see much despair element in this.
Maybe I'm just bad at reading the game dialogues but damn......they seem to be outside the world of Junko Enoshima.
Hope is nothing, despair is nothing, they are just very happy abductees.
It does feel out of place but maybe that is by design.

Which leads me to the next spoiler-ful part of the game!

The story!
The characters do not match the Danganronpa storyline (the Junko one that is) because it has nothing to do with it!
Although there are indications lying around in the game that they could be in the same universe.
I don't actually know what to make of this.
I mean, I do not like games where the story is up to the colourful mind of the gamer.
I like it when you tell me your story.
If I wanted my story, my ending and my everything, I would make my own game.
Not to sound rude, I love you guys at Spike Chunsoft and I appreciate the game.
It is very cool but I would like to be told a story.
I'm aware that some games have DIY elements and that's part of the charm of the game but for me, Danganronpa isn't one of those games.
I mean, you have a very good story already, albeit, quite insane but still very good characters and plot.
An insane pink-haired girl trying to destroy everything to entertain herself.
Expand on that!

Thank you everyone for reading my vent!

Till next time!
Which I hope is not next year.
You can always reach me on my other blog, address in the FAQ or Introduction page.

5 Personalities And A Chicken Ain't One

Welcome Sleipnirs, to my humble Persona 5 review!

First of all, daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn Igor!
Looks like you have been taking lots of steroids........that voice.........that VOICE!
Truthfully, I love the old Igor voice.
Sorry ladies, I just ain't into that pimp voice!
I'm not sure if Igor's voice as well as the Velvet Room change to reflect the protagonist's heart but he nailed it hard.

I'll just go straight to the point - I LOVE this game!
Not like but LOOOOOOVE! Rabu rabu!!!
The music is great, wonderful characters and wonderful story.
Nothing much in terms of animation because it's just the usual advancement in tech.
On-screen avatars are more refined and the animation parts are the same.
I played this on the PS4 by the way.
Classic Persona game here!
I like the battle system, everything is straight to the point, no need for too much scrolling.
Exploiting enemies' weaknesses is always THE thing to do if you want to win.
Unless you're fighting psycho battles like Elizabeth or Margaret!!! FUCK YOU BITCHES!
Anyway, you can now pass the extra turn from weakness exploitation to your friend if you don't have the skills to finish it off or you just want to, using Baton Pass.
This can turn the tide of battle, so keep this in mind.

Unfortunately, you can't grind in previous dungeons (called Palace, by the way) because you can't go back.
Fear not though because you can get the Personas you miss in something called Mementos.
You'll see.

I've always loved Persona games because the creators behind this franchise just know how to freshen the installments up and this one is no different. 
We start out as criminals!
A high school kid but a criminal!
A bad-ass one that is!!

Noctis Leonhart is BACK baby!
To clarify, I name all my name-able Persona protagonists Noctis Leonhart!
My Persona 3 and Persona 4 were all about Noctis!
Why?
Because they don't ever say anything, they are the quiet, cool, MacDaddy protagonist type!
One minute into the game and already a hot babe is after me!

I love my first Persona, Arsene!
He looks really cool.
Personas have their voices now!
Yep, they can say stuff, why not right?
I think it's a nice addition.
I like how the enemies turn from fatty-boom-ba-laddies into Pixies.
The flow of the animations man......it's so cool.
The Shadows are very much refined in this game.
Of course.....they have to bring the Shadow negotiations back.
This system is called 'Hold Up'.
Time to deal with PMS-ing Shadows!
Let the frustration begin!
Give you my SP when you ask for it BUT YOU SAID NO AND PENALIZED ME!!!

Er hmm hmmm! Anyway, I have a blonde friend again!
Not that I don't like blondies.
I like Kanji.....................ohhhhh..................
Yeah, they are the same black-haired blondies.
Is Ryuji voiced by the guy who voiced Adachi?
I love that voice........grrrrr...........
Anyway, like every Persona game, there is the Social Link system or Confidant system.
This time, it's a mix between P3 and P4.
This is all my opinion, just putting this here.
I find that P3 Social Links were really difficult to deal with and P4 had an easier system to deal with.
In P3, you just don't know if you can advance to the next rank or not. You can give gifts to speed up but their overall schedules were just bad but same locations though whenever they are available. That means when school's out, low chances of leveling up with school mates.
In P4, you can't give gifts but you can tell when you can advance, just make sure you choose the right options in the Level Up scenes and their locations are pretty much the same except during weekends.
In P5, haha! You have to know the good hangout spots for your Confidants (like what gifts in P3 does) and their locations change quite often (kind of like P4).
One thing remains the same though, equip the Persona with the Arcana that matches your Confidant's for extra friendship points.

I like how we have over-world actions now like jumping and warping (like Noctis, so appropriate!).

That's pretty much all I can say, I don't want to spoil anymore.
Everything is pretty much the same.
Like always, you have limited time to spend with your friends so make full use of each time period, literally. 
Can't use minute or second here.
The first few days are all tutorials.
There's always a pervy teacher and a teacher that sighs a lot at students' delinquent behaviours even though their job is to nurture students. 
Morooka is an idiot.
Each dungeon is unique and they have their themed puzzles.
One thing though, P5 dungeons are huge and have lots of side paths.
P3 was dreary and P4 was linear and straightforward and like the Social Link system, P5 is a mix between the two.
There are dark themes and life lessons you can learn, typical Persona!
This is why this game is awesome.
It keeps it real!

Persona games are all about the plot and the twists!
Just sit back and relax and enjoy the story.

Nice pink G-string by the way Kamoshida.
I would really like one for my Lolita getup.
Don't know why I was so fixated on his pinky panty when I was about to be murdered by his General.

Anyway, I hope you enjoyed the game!
Let me know what you think!

Till next time Sleipnirs!

Season of Capybaras!

Hey there Sleipnirs!

I have been playing a few games lately and I would like to get two games out there in this post.

Those games would be Story of Seasons and Story of Seasons: Trio of Towns!

I need more time for Persona 5 and Danganronpa V3, so bear with me.

As you all know, people who can't seem to find a partner love playing whatever the Story of Seasons or Harvest Moon franchise have to offer.
I'm not exaggerating because if you noticed, the first question ever asked when Natsume or XSeed release footage or information on anything from this franchise, would be who the bachelors/bachelorettes.
The level of interest in romantic partners is outta this world!
Fan arts circulating, visualization of fantasies, fan fiction in play!
It's a nosebleed fest I tell you.

Onwards to Story of Seasons!
I think my character lives with robots.
Sure they have quite a variety of dialogues but they don't seem very engaging nor are they filled with emotions of some sort.
There is really not much going on in town.
People minding their own business, I jump around breaking everything.
In terms of interactions, not much going on.
Graphics and art though, yes, very pretty.
I love the characters.
I like how the colour scheme is not too tacky like in ANB.
However, no unique character in sight. 
Like Inari in the next game.
The unique ones only appear in festivals like Woofio.
Character development-wise, not too bad. 
I think they grow and they have very interesting backgrounds though not much is revealed.
I mean the villagers' background that is.
For the bachelors/bachelorettes, I know the point is to leave it to the player's imagination but geez man, some solid context for the others would be nice.
Oh Margot.....you are a witch. Witchie should be married and cooking up poison at home, not you.
Anyway, I like how there's an element of variable difficulty in competitions or festivals.
Sometimes I win, sometimes I don't even with full stars or the 'Fresh' status for crops, I think that's great.
It presents a level of challenge and that's the amount of realism I can tolerate.
With that said though, I hate the Conquest system, I would like my plants to remain intact instead of losing them and waiting for days to get the land back. 
We have to do battle with fellow farmer rivals whether in highest shipment amount or largest variety of items shipped to get lands on which you can plant specific crops.
Totally hate that!
If you lose, that's it. Wait for your turn and you have to compete to get it back.
If the land is yours, you just have to renew your ownership.
Shipping can be a pain at first but I think that's a motivation for the player to unlock merchants.
You see, you start out with one merchant to whom you ship stuff and they don't come everyday.
So you will be stuck with a day when you have to store your products because you can't sell jack crap due to the merchant not being in town!
Once you have unlocked all the easy ones, you will have merchants in town everyday and it will be like the shipping bin system in previous games.
Lastly, gameplay! I like how farming and animal husbandry are so much easier now!
It's quick so I have time for other stuff on the day!
Unlike previous installments, not enough time in the world!
Now, I can hook up with someone and fish on the same day! WOW!
I have the hots for Klaus, just so you know.
I named my guitar after him. 
If you want me to describe this game further, it's fun playing it but has no replay value and game gets boring once everything is unlocked.

Onwards with Story of Seasons: Trio of Towns!
I bought it when it first came out so.......

Oh yes, I got the cutie little capybara which looks sort of like a scrotum! YAY!!!
I named him Kakashi!
Not that Kakashi reminds me of well.....you know...
とにかく! This game is a huge improvement from SoS! 
Let's talk characters!
Characters are interesting, they are different, in presentation.
You can feel like they matter somehow.
It's nice to finally have family that I can talk to in-game!
Geeez mom! I have been waiting for you!
It's nice to have a background of some sort!
Speaking of background, we can have a personality or character trait!
Not going to spoil it here but these traits increases your potential or decreases it so have fun with them!
Let's not talk about skin colour. It raises a whole lot of problems, it's not going to change, let it go.
Not the way Elsa did but let's move on.
In terms of interactions, characters are fun to talk to until the dialogue pool dries out like always but still, the element of engagement is there!
Everything is pretty much the same in terms of gameplay! Easy and more time for other stuff.
Can do part-time jobs which is awesome when you need some Gil but have to be done on the day.
Wish real life was that cool.
Can have a Furmiliar which is awesome, because I have always loved animals and want them close.
I can get free items.
Once again, wish real life was that cool.
What can I say about this game?
It's fun and you might feel like replaying it because of the new features after the first playthrough.

If you need any details, Fogu is your friend!

That's all for now!
Until next time Sleipnirs!

Trio of Regalia

Well lookie lookie......it has been about two long years.......

I have been up to a lot!
If you want to know more, please go to my life blog!
-Yes, I'm shamelessly promoting my blog- ^_^

I have just finished playing Final Fantasy XV.
What can I say about this game?
It was worth the wait, oooooo baby, definitely!
I never thought I would be interested in fishing in any forms and this game threw that out the window with fiery popper Chocobo!
I love a game with a twist but this game twisted in a way that I expected to happen, just not too soon in the game.
I realized that the Empire isn't really the bad one immediately the moment I laid eyes on that guy.
I watched the movie before the game too. He just spews evil all over. 
Throughout the game, I was all like 'That Emperor ain't shit....Ardyn is so calling the shots'.
A huge fan of the story, unfortunately I had to think about it a bit.....by thinking, I mean Googling.
I wasn't sure if I were right because there's this thing about felling the Gods but how can people or our protagonists do that?
Not only that, the game says Shiva was killed by the Empire but there she is! 
So what exactly is this about?
Is the God dead or not?
What I found is their physical, huge-ass bodies are destroyed but they nevertheless remain on the planet as spirits or something like that.
I wish there was more within the game, I mean there could be, maybe in the Cosmology books in the game but I just don't understand them or missed a few issues. 
Who is my favourite character? 
Not Kairi....Iris for sure. She totally looks like Kairi and you feel the same.
Aranea!
Yeah, yeah I know she's the stereotypical tough lady of the game but she's cool, along with her voice.
Everything fits her!
Ignis, my cook! Man, I wish I could make food like that!
Camping is fun when there's gourmet food. That's the life lesson I learnt from this Final Fantasy!
What did I learn from FFX?
You don't fall in love with someone dreamy.....they are not real!
What more do I like? 
The plot is good, just needs more explaining here and there!
Leviathan being mean..... 
Battle system is pretty good....sometimes I got stuck in the corner from warping and had to reset...... well, that's not something that affects my opinion....not really.....
Man, Armiger......
I like the way magic works! Yeah, this is how it should be! Strong, stronger and super strong! Not weak, meh, yeah baby!
Ascension is pretty ok.....not a huge fan of gathering AP but.....it's alright. The name makes it sound as if Noctis and co. are gods.....they have ascended to god-like status! Armiger!
How often does one get to drive fancy ass cars? An Audi!? Why not BMW? Honestly, not a huge fan of Audi or Volkswagen.....
Overall, I give this game 'YEAH, I would totally play it!'.

Keep your eyes peeled!

XV Stories Of Games

Have you played Mortal Kombat X???????????????????????
IT'S REALLY GOOD!
Anyway, before I can elaborate on that, let's talk about other games.
It hasn't been 48 hours yet for me.

Finally!! Daedae appeared in Tellie GoT!
It just took two episodes to bring her out in the open.
Five minutes into the game, a dragon went ablaze.
I thought it was a wild dragon and then I went 'Hey, dragons are extinct in this world. That's why Daedae's dragons make people go oooooo and aaaaahhhhh'.
Sure enough it was hers.
Don't blame me for not recognizing him immediately, fellow fans.
I mean, we RARELY ever see them, in the show and in the game.
Yeah, yeah, it was Drogon. I get it!
And so Joffrey is down and Tyrion is out!
Too bad Mira. Maybe next time.
Knowing this series though, next time, shit gets shittier.
I wonder if the decree works after that.
I don't know how royal affairs go because I'm not a huge fan of royalty except the one which struts into my pocket but I think it should be invalid since the one who signed it is no longer in power.
Personally, I would stand by Margaery. I just know she's able to turn the tide.
Even though she's about to get owned by Cersei.
But I still want to believe a plot twist is in the making!
As for Asher, bros before hoes yo. His uncle was a bitch to Bessie and Bessie is kind of manly, thus the proverb.
Screw Malcolm, Beskha is my buddy.
Of course, it's not GoT if no one dies or turns traitor!
Gared, your bro thinks you're a creep and for some reason, your Wildling bro looks like a traitor.
I should have known.
The 'Spare Thy Life' option is never a real option.
It's just there to tease you. To make you regret your entire playthrough! Waaaaaaaaaaa.........
The North Grove........I believe! I'm a sucker for myths and legends.
I'll believe anything so let's get moving. Stop wasting time teasing us Telltale!!
Gryff is a piece of crap! Doohikkie! I just want to punch him.........beat him up real good.
I hope Rodrik enters beast mode in the next episode. Please do that.
I would love to see that happen.

Story Of Seasons is here!!!!
I'm enjoying the game.
Farming and animal care are much easier. I'm sure everyone agrees.
Music and art style - A+ all the way.
We can finally swim! Yes! What took them so long to implement that?
Probably the buffoons who do in-game stuff for real. Ergo, the warning in the game.
We can jump around freely too! YES!!
I can skip around town all day!
Our mission - to unlock traders! 
By doing what? Selling stuff!
Materials are pretty hard to get in this game but you know what they say?
A game isn't fun if it's easy as fuck!!!
I hate grinding which is why I'm taking my time with the materials.
I heard a lot of complaints about the tutorial period. 
What do I think?
I enjoyed it. It wasn't blatantly long.
Blueprints and recipes are harder to get because of the random house-visiting salespeople and the festivals.
OHHHH THE FESTIVALS!!!
Love-hate relationship time!!!!
The festival results are completely random!
I like it and hate it because I want the prize so bad but at the same time I want the difficulty level to go OVER 9000. 
Processing stuff takes time! 
It makes the game realistic but.................it's a long long time!!!!! 
I guess I can't stand it at times because there isn't a shipping bin anymore so you have to get things done if you want yo money man. 
Freshness is an issue!!
Realistic but errrrrr...........there are sprites, witches and goddesses in the game.
Why can't the crops be supernatural too??
That's the end of that.
Now.....why can't I rename my first cow!!! 
Not talking about my spouse by the way.
It's Hanako? The toilet chick? Mannnnnn........
Well, I love the variety of farm animals offered in this game.
My fave would be the llamas. I just love llamas.
The Mario crops are real helpful though I don't always get the one I need. 
That's just my luck. The RNG Goddess hates me.....a lot. Not just this game. In every other one.
The marriage system now dictates that you know how to cook your potential spouse's fave dish.
Belly no happy, wedding no come true. 
This is slave labour I tell you!!!!
The town is pretty, the characters are lovely and it's fun.
Overall, great game. It's a great HM game. I call it HM because I can.
Anyway, if you would like to trade FC, leave me a message on Tumblr.

It's upside-down day for me. There you go.
The bunny's name is Farronodin.

I enjoyed the FFXV demo.
I love it! Can't wait for the full game.
Love the music. Yoko Shimomura, you're a boss.
Noctis can jump freely!!
Yes, you can tell that I just love jumping.
The battle system is pretty engaging.
Parry is awesome. It's the killer move! You can destroy anything! 
I like how we can teleport around while battling.
It's clearly very important. It's one of the ways to recover.
It's like KH + The Last Of Us.
Look at the details in the environment. 
The shopkeepers are fun. It's an interactive environment. Shopping is no longer boring.
Look at the stuff on the shelves (not Cindy's rack).
It took me a while to know when the battle has begun. 
The monsters were just running everywhere.
Ramuh is back. I kind of wished for Quetzacotl because you know....Ramuh has appeared in so many other FFs as a summon. I want others to have screen time in the latest installment.
With that said though, Ramuh kicked ass. He was OP!
I don't know if they are going to change but please keep the parry feature.
Camping out is pretty fun. Look at that yummy food.
I don't know about gaining EXP while resting.
If level is important, this can break the game which is great for me because I HATE grinding.
So......hmmmmmm.................
It's strange that I'm into the demo more than the full game that came with it (Type-O says 'Fuck you Carlzodin').
Type-O is alright. I had fun. It's KH + Dissidia.
If you've played the PSP version, this is not much of a surprise.

Allow me to finish this post with......
Star Ocean 5 is coming!!!!!

Valley Born From Blood

I've been playing a lot.
I have to confess or I won't be able to sleep.
Sheaaah right.

I would love to say a few something about two games I've played.
They have kept me sane and I'm grateful.
It feels like I've attained immortality. Like always.
Before that high wears out, I shall discuss their amazing-ness and also turn-off-ing-ness.

But before that.........
GAME OF THRONES - SEASON 5!!
More dragons!!!!!!!!!!! -mostlikelynot-
YAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!

Bloodborne is a pretty good game.
I give it a thumbs up.
Yes. I love it. Not just because of the over-display of blood on people and monsters.
The bosses are fun to beat over and over.
It's never the same even if I had one strategy locked down.
That's essentially the beauty of action adventure and fluid gameplay.
You can do pretty much anything with some limitations.
I like how everything is not given to the player.
Like how I had to figure out what to do next.
Maybe I'm just dense but I had to go around gathering pieces in order to progress and I loved that.
I did spend a great deal of time looking for stuff and it was quite wearisome at times but hey, a game isn't worth playing if it's easy-peasy.
What killed the fun though not seriously was unreachable loot.
I don't know if anyone had this glitch but I couldn't get my loot at times because it's stuck.
The increased difficulty and further exploration to find lore and other secrets make this a replay-able game somewhat.
Replay value is one of the characteristics that makes me love a game so this one gets a B.
Music/sounds is good and befitting.
Graphics is great, as expected of a PS4 game and detailed.
Monsters look great. I love their designs and look at them walking tampons!
Can't get enough of blood from shows and animes?
Play. This. Game.

Next up!
Harvest Moon: The Lost Valley by Natsume.
Let us first explore the name.
It's a HARVEST MOON GAME as the name says.
I don't know what's up with the argument about the name.
People claiming that this isn't a real HM game and SoS is.
Which means you're saying TLV is a fake HM game?
This whole name thing is a legal issue. Natsume owns the right to the name. That's it guys.
Honestly, to me, it's just a name.
What makes it HM in the first place?
Is it the farming part? The marriage part? The animal part? Befriending neighbours? The art style?
The style varies with each installment....so what's up really?? 
Hmmmm.......
Does that mean The Sims is a fake HM game?
You can plant stuff, have pets and get married with the extra bow-chicka-bow-wow part.
Not only that, you can get a divorce or sleep around and jinx people.
Wouldn't that make The Sims far more superior in terms of interaction than HM?
Please don't get me started on Farmville.
Don Mattrick clearly can't.
HM is wayyyyyyyyyyyyy better.
Anyway, onwards to Minecraft TLV!
It's fun. The land is your playground. Shape it however you want because you're the only one there! 
No one cares if you destroy everything.
Excessive deforestation? Go ahead.
Landslide? Yes, make them bleeeeeeeeed.
Drill, fill, till, kill!!
That's a fun factor - personalizing your farm land.
The one important mission - unlocking seasons.
The villagers are unlocked from certain activities like fishing as you progress with the story and season unlocking.
That's not as bad as it sounds. It's like ANB except no access to the season and facilities instead of just the facilities which also means your potential spouse and friends.
If you're the kind who gets bored of seeing the same thing, you might flip.
It's pretty much winter the whole time. It takes quite awhile to unlock the next season and the next one. 
You could unlock a season but if it's not currently that time of the year, the effect of the crystal reviving that season is moot.
It's amazing how we can save the land with strawberry jam.
I like how we don't have to pull our tools out without ripping our pants.
Actions are initiated upon contact.
Want to milk your cow and water your veges? Just stand there and look pretty.
Something to think about would be the soil quality. A bit of RF4 for you there.
Have to be careful so that they don't dry out, depending of how fertile the soil is of course.
As for flowers, can't just plant them anywhere.
Bone-picking time!
What is up with the Harvest Sprites??? Not talking about their looks.
Diligence people!!
They can't work for an appropriate amount of time.
I have to ring the barn bell to get my animals out and in? Cool. Better than pushing.
So...........
Why do I need the sprite???!!!!!!
Why can't I do this on my own???!!!
My social links!! Where fore art thou fun social life????
I can't go anywhere! People come to me but not every day?? Hanging around my house? Looking into my windows? No way! Are you spying???
Don't really like that. I've always enjoyed walking around town, talking to people and giving them gifts.
Drawing graffiti on their homes! 
Yeah, I live a thug's life.
I wish we could travel to town but no.
We could go to Heaven, but not town. Can't you flipping believe it!!
That makes me salty........ 
If they aren't there on that day, you don't see them......at........all.
Anyway, music and art style!!
HM music is always good. Relaxing and filled with serenity, more so than yoga.
Art style - cute and realistic!
Realistic in a way that people are like that in real life!
So arrogant up there that their heads expand to the size of a pumpkin leaving the torso unattended.
That makes no sense but seriously......I think the characters are pretty and bubbly and item avatars are just swell XD
I'll end this with a note worthy of your attention.
Dewey sucks.

Where's My Money Pal?

Heeey........
Just want to share something special with you guys.

I received a very interesting email this afternoon.

I don't know if this is a hoax or not so don't flame my ass.
I just think this mail is dodgy.
If it is legit, please, feel free to tell me.

Look at that business-like guy there.
A white laptop?
White shirt, white building, white walls.
A red tie and black hair?
Really dude?
Is that what Paypal looks like?
That's its avatar?
I mean, why is there the word 'Paypal' at the side of the picture? 
The greeting is 'Dear Customer'.
Who does that these days?
People have names yo.
If you want their money, you should address them appropriately.
Why does the word 'Customer' have a capital C?????
Shouldn't it be lowercase?What sort of problem is my account facing anyway?
Did someone use it?
Is there a deposit of a million dollars? 
Or a withdrawal of a million dollars?
It's too vague.
Give me a solid reason to click the link.
You should know by now there are lots of scammers out there who enjoy sending money-sucking links.

At the third bullet point, what's with the exclamation mark after the full stop?
I'm not being a punctuation Nazi but you know.
This is un-befitting of a formal mail.
If you're going to have a professional avatar, you should deliver a professional job.
He may look like a generic professional dude but nonetheless, a professional.
At least, a projection of one.
Give the model some credit.

I also think that it's strange that you would ask me to get more out of my account in the mail that says my account has a problem.
Jeeberz man, one thing at a time.
Calm your panties down.
If the service is good, I will go back for more.
This might not be strange to some people but it is to me.

Ohhhhhh all this bitching. 
Paypal, do a better job next time if you want me to update my account.
I promise I'll do as instructed.


By the way, did I mention that I don't have a Paypal account?
Damn right it's a hoax!

Game Of Seasons

Lalalalalalalalalala.

Let's start with the usual opening.

Can't wait for the New 3DS and Story of Seasons.
Waiting for my Angora rabbit.
Still looking for a permanent job.
Still playing Super Smash because it's not old yet, to me at least.
Still unpacking for some reason.
Waiting for the second episode of Game Of Thrones.
A shout-out to the books. Love them. George RRRRRRRR, get moving.........now.
Can't wait for Final Fantasy Type-O and XV - #butthey'resogay #hatecomments #XVisK-pop #XVhasnoboobs #themgraphicsyo #whyyoudothiscarlzodin
Yeah well, I love the trailers people!!
Also, it's not nice to use the word 'gay' to describe things you consider negative or you think they exude evil aura that makes you behave like a pussy.
Bad people, bad bad Sleipnirs.
Garage is bursting with maggots.
Xenoblade Chronicles 3D looks good, not because it's 3D.
It's because it has a cool story.
To me, graphics is just a bonus yo.
A new atelier game - Atelier Shallie.
Annnnnnnnnnnnd finally, the sickest (in a bad way, not good way) thing.
Club Nintendo is closing.

I'm not going to bitch about it.
There's still time to spend my lovelies.
Gonna get some nostalgic titles like Zelda and Ice Climber.
I haven't seen what's available but  I have a pretty clear idea of what I want and what they have.
With all that said,there is this question bugging me.
Why stop now?
Is it bringing the company to a loss?
To the point that they have to strike a deal with Youtubers?
Youtubers are getting stuff out of the deal too of course.
Maybe all these things are just one big fad?
Seasonal money-making techniques.....pooeee..... 
Just greedy?
I'm going to go with that. 
Because that reason is almost always the one. 
But I'll still give you the BOD, so you have that from me Nintendo.

Ahhhhhh Telltale.......
Murderer of favourite/awesome characters since 2009.
Kill in an impressive fashion though so you may pass my anger. 
I understand that it makes the story more memorable.
It's a human thing. I get it.
George RRRRRRRRRRRRR gets it too and he's famous for it. 
Jaime Lannister..........you got the first line of the game.
Always the first one to make the first move to introduce the first episode.
I hope Mira isn't a psycho. She has crazy eyes.
Then again all of them do......
Ramsay is an ass, like always.
I feel bad for Ethan.
At least he died intact. Both skin and his little best friend still there.
I called it the moment they said Ramsay was going there to meet him.
We all know Ramsay is a dick.
Who collects dicks.
So what is in store in the next episode?
How about someone from the Targaryen side?
Come on..............
We know one thing - no one can be trusted.
As demonstrated countless time.
Even the loyal ones become the 'loyal' ones at some point.
Mira's little boyfriend, can he be trusted?
I don't know!
That guard who stares at her all the time......
Is it Asher?
From the description they gave, he's a fighter yeah...but someone who lurks around, silently watching his enemies.....?
I don't think so. 
If he's there looking after Mira........I buy that.
Is Sera a good person...?
Don't know........she could be Cersei's bitch.
Everyone is everyone's bitch in that universe.

That's how everyone rolls.
Movie of the day - The Knights Of Badassdom.
This movie makes me want to LARP.
Right........now........
Must Tyrion be the bad-lucky one all the time?
SERIOUSLY GUYS!!
What did I say about coming games?
Reboots, HD-fied, 3D-ied.
Where are the truly new games yo!!
Majora Mask? Really...?
BTW, wasn't kidding about my garage and maggots.
Though the number isn't enough to heal the wound of anger in me.
It seems the previous tenants rejoiced in playing hide-and-seek with food.                                                                         

New Threehouse

I've finally settled in!

Done unpacking!
Have boxes to get rid of!
Why do I even bother?
Yippy kai-eh!

Good news - Release date for the New 3DS!!! YAYYYYYYY!!!

Bad news - Can't get a permanent job!

Happy and satisfied....??????????? 

What a great new year!

More posts to come!!!

Mewtwo Fantasy

I'm moving to a new place..........so...um.....
I'm packing!
Can't blog without breaking a plate or two, here and there but eh....
As long as I get my fun blogging about it.
Apart from that, sis is getting married and my graduation ceremony will take place in the same week as the wedding, in two different, far-away-from-each-other places!
November and December are very action-packed months for me this year.......
I'm so looking forward to everything!!! I just love the idea of tormenting myself!! Such despair!
Junko fucking Enoshima must be very proud of me!

I've been on my handhelds a WHOLE darn lot.
Ain't kidding ma dear Sleipnirs.
I played Bayonetta 2 for only a few hours before my Wii U went into the box.
A few hours isn't enough to satisfy my fix nor is it enough to tell what's going on yet.
Such is the trauma I'm going through, haha...........
Some may think I'm exaggerating but you know.....
You're not me! You don't know my struggles! You don't what I've been through! =P
Gaming is my life! Kweeeehhhhh.....
And moving destroyed that!
My clan! My dignity! My everythingggggggg......
And on top of that........
My favourite Pokémon, Rayquaza, mega-evolves into a semi-decayed floating green anchovy.

At least there's something sweet coming on the way.
Mewtwo in Super Smash Bros/Hoes!! -give the ladies some attention-
Thank you Sakurai!
I dreamt about Mewtwo in SSB/H before the 3DS version was released.
Not a perverted dream, as if Mewtwo hadn't suffered enough. 
It was literally playing as Mewtwo.

Anyway, what I can really talk about are Fantasy Life and HM: The Lost Valley.
Not going to spoil anything, don't worry.
I've been on those two amidst the boxes of crap in my room.
I don't claim to be an expert, I'm still trying to uncover more of the games like forging armors and weapons and ranking and mining, all the usual stuff in RF/HM.
You know how there's a certain bonus that we can have depending on materials used in forging or special crops I can grow, yeah, I'm trying to find out if all these things are in these two games.
Do they share these things with their sort-of predecessors?
FL is somewhat like RF, pretty much the same team or only some of the RF dudes worked on it.
I can tell you that there's a lot to do in FL and TLV.
Day 1 itself - I started FL and was quite impressed by the extent of character customization.
The 3DS card can only hold so much data without sacrificing other features yeah? 
By the way, I started as an alchemist.....
Hey, never forget October 3rd, 1910 right?
I would definitely recommend these two games.

WHY can't I play as a Targaryen in Telltale GoT?
WHERE ARE MY DRAGONS?
We once again begin as a Stark....well, a supporter of the Stark.
Still, I can't wait.
Fire And Ice - Sounds pretty good already.

XV Smashing Changes

Final Fantasy XV looks amazingggggg!
Note the word = L-O-O-K-S
I'm not saying it plays great and all, though, from what I've seen, it's a FFXII+KH combo and that's one of my favourite gameplay styles.
And that Adamantoise (may not be its name)?
I love it! Enemy or friend?
I hope friend but let's face it.....
FF doesn't care much for befriending monsters/humanoid.
The system in FFXIII-2 doesn't count....there wasn't any hardcore bonding.......not so hardcore....
I want something like Pokémon-Amie.
I wish we could bond with summons for some sort of purpose but heh....not going to happen anytime soon.
Once again, can't have a K-pop guy band-looking group of dudes on a road-trip being the only ones controllable in a game.
The power of the absence of boobies is too much to bear.
Personally, I don't care for the controllable character's sex/gender (THEY ARE DIFFERENT, DAMN IT!!) so much to the point that I'll flame.
No matter how hard you squint your eyes and wish upon the stars, no matter how many plastic surgeries you go through, you'll never be the character you are in the game.
You live in the lame real world.
I like making my characters look or be somewhat like me but if not given the choice to customize or just choose who to control, I'm cool man.
There are some out there talking about bromance in a rude manner.
HEY!
Bromance is not something to frown upon. Embrace it mofos!

The change in Destiny.....
Cool.
Them loot is gone......
Not coooool...........................................STAHP IT!
Still enjoy it though.
The Phoenix Layton game is awesome!
It's the same kind of game, like their originals but different atmosphere.
At one point, the back and forth felt intense =)
I do recommend this game to lovers of Phoenix and Layton series and puzzle lovers (even those who have never tried the originals).
If you thought crossovers were farts, welllllllllllll....try this one and give the Family Guy/Simpson crossover a chance.
The Phantom Pain trailer was well done, the end music got loud and draaaaamaaaaaa!!
Shit's getting real.
Though, most people focused more on Quiet, particularly her assets....
She was part of the trailer, I'll just pretend that everyone enjoyed the whole trailer and not just asspects of it.
This game has very promising bosspects.
The SSB demo is great, I now can't wait for the full game.
I'm really shocked that Duck Hunt is in this.
Where did they get the epiphany to put him in =D
I loved (too bad, no access to it now) that game! Childhood bomb!!

Sooooo.......who's unfortunate enough to have a bent iPhone 6?
I have a solution......stop wearing pants.
Yep, don't just stop wearing tight pants, get rid of pants completely.
How would you carry you phone around then....??
I don't know......it's just a way of Android shaming you in public like typical bitchy cheerleaders do to new girls in high school.
That's one of my random thoughts of the situation.
Kyle still has a perfectly straight iPhone 6....not that being not straight is wrong.
Anyway, guess what came in the mail two weeks ago........

Can't help siding with or rather, falling for dragons.
The moment I saw Rune Factory 4 title logo.............SOLD!
Carlzodin of House Targaryen! 
You win or you die, true enough....
That's why you always save before a boss battle.

5 Fatal Glitchy Apples

Fatal Frame 5 - Trailer looks alright?
Gameplay looks the same on-screen but the camera part - YES!
I can't wait to see how the GamePad part works.
One of the many mAnY MAnY things I am never happy with in Fatal Frame is the mode of attack ----- taking a picture of my ghost best-friend-5eva (this typo is the only one I approve of in this world) with the damn camera!
THAT mechanism is super slow for me.
The first two games are huge disasters.......the demons are way less nightmare-ish than the controls.
The games are fun, I enjoy playing them but there are times when I get frustrated because I get a GO because of mis-pressing of buttons.
Miku/Mio/Rei were soooooo slow.....
So yeah, bring on the GamePad camera.

Checking out Destiny now.
It's a very oooo-and-ahhh-inducing game.
What I'm trying to say is it's beautiful, them graphics you know...?

I finally got my Sim (Sims 4) to die from laughing his guts out!
YES!
Wasn't easy triggering that one.
I worked hard to make that happen. Saying I'm crazy now people??
It's a game with no compulsory/game-completion goals, can't blame me for drawing up colourful stories for my Sims.
I think it makes the game more fun.
It's a simulation game, you can do whatever you want, why not add a background?
Like always, interesting pieces of a new game go around within days of release.
Messed up family issues - kids wanting to woo-hoo with parents, partner dies from boring woo-hoo-ing...etc.
Didn't know bad sex was fatal......... I learn something new everyday from playing games! Yay!
Good to know.
Personally, these are really funny, sick but funny so I didn't think people would be pissed about it.
The forum is going nuts.
Not having a toddler is strange but this isn't as bad as not having a basement!
I want an underground casino EA!! Do something!
Get the fork out your hand and do it!

Poking fun at Apple, ohhh you guys.......
Sure the iPhones are all the same....but think about it.
Everything is a rehash of everything. 
Look at games.
The same story told differently, essentially, the world is in trouble and good guy has to beat bad guy to save the world.
I don't see the HUGE difference between iPhones but it doesn't matter.
You guys are still going to buy them as they come so..........meh.
A simple point made long, from 0 to 6.
The Apple Watch caught my attention..
I want (have been looking) to invest in a smartwatch or something like that.
I'm currently waiting for Razer Nabu but who knows........I'm unpredictable.
So, we'll see what I decide to go with later.

Speaking of glitches, in preparation for new simulation games (we have a lot of those these days but hey, let's have fun!) which are Harvest Moon - The Lost Valley and Story Of Seasons, I shall list some of the glitches in Harvest Moon - ANB here, just to let some of you know, like if you replay this game to 'celebrate' coming releases or haven't yet played the game and want to try it and wonder if you should get it along with the new ones.
You can find out more at Fogu (link) (the forum/guide).
Some of the glitches seem to spawn after MP so I would recommend just playing without outside help.
Once your animals get '????' as their names, weird things happen, like your sheep may not be sheared because the tool jams the game.
There is this one glitch where the fish trap still works even if it's stated to be broken.
The painful one would be the apparently un-trigger-able heart event glitch.
If you're desperate to marry that person, you might just throw your 3DS across the room.
I don't think this is a glitch actually, just keep trying, you'll trigger it somehow.
I played on my own. I did explore MP at one point because some people asked me to try it out and I think it makes the game boring. 
I restarted the game just to work on one of the restoration plans again.
I prefer working for the items. Hard work makes games more fun, don't you think?
Yes, I'm insane but hey, I'm a gamer, I'm always up for a challenge =P 
Typos are everywhere but that's normal for HM though they are pretty rampant in this installment.
Regardless, this is one of my favourite HMs, my least favourite being My Little Shop (no ponies involved) and sometimes Island Of Happiness.
I'm not counting the GBA versions because those were the first ones and they were probably testing gamers' response to this sort of game. 
Yeah, yeah, my fave stuff changes from time to time.
WAIT!! Even though most hated, I still enjoyed them when I played them. 
That's how good they are.

Game on!!

Friends Of The New Moon

Crazy things happened these past few weeks.......yeah........loads.

Games losing exclusivity and games gaining exclusivity - I honestly haven't got a problem.
With that said, it can be a little sad (ONLY a little!) that I can't enjoy a certain game on a certain console.
But it's alright, it's not that big a deal. I don't give two rat droppings.
Some people feel cheated, some break down and start complaining aLoUd.
You see guys, the beauty of having all consoles/handhelds is you can play everything, no sweat.
Someone refuses to accept the fact that he/she needs his/her hated console *wink* *wink*.
Thus, the beginning of the console war -Gamer Edition-.
If it's a money thing, totally understandable, but if it's a matter of pride (what I just said), that's pretty obnoxious of you.
By the way, new 3DS!! Haha! Take that!
I hope the name isn't 'New 3DS' because that's not a very good one.

The finale of Clementine's adventure.
Kenny died - I knew this would happen!
He completely lost it, there's no way he would have made a comeback.
He was a great friend.......when he wanted to be.
I actually liked Kenny, he's our buddy! But he just had a huge temper issue.
I expected better from Mike.
He was our pal! We bonded over raccoon-chasing! We had fun talking about 'kissing' stuff! How could he??!!
As for Bonnie, she was fine (not that kind) in my books until the Luke-problem.
I suspected that she would turn on us because she had a thing for Luke.
We all know love blinds people. It's a pain in our behind.
Ugghhh................Arvo.....I trusted that thing.
I was nice to him........to an extent. I didn't steal from him.....
I refuse to be held responsible for Kenny's insanity.
Your sister died....big whoop dude. Look around you! People die, get over it.
I'm glad Jane came back. Telltale didn't make the Molly mistake in this season! 
I would say she's the only one thinking clearly in this game.
I did the thinking for Clementine so you know.....if put into consideration at all, Clementine took third place in the sanity ranking, Luke being second..........or not.....
Having booty moments during a zombie apocalypse is not smart.......ever.
It looks like there will be a third season but who knows.....
That guy at the end.......suspicious!
Christa's wellbeing - who knows!!!???
Carver's not-yet-rotten corpse..........is there something there??

I've been playing some games......mainly Rune Factory and Harvest Moon.
When a new game in the franchise is on the way, you just feel like playing the ye olde ones.
Get that feel?
I do.
Anyway, I'm playing through HM-ANB right now.
I got a different vibe from The Lost Valley.......after watching the trailer and all.
Story Of Seasons is clearly closer to the classic HM.
What I mean to say is.......it IS HM. 
It's just a legal-name issue.
TLV is kind of Minecraft-y??
I like Minecraft, don't get me wrong, but that's the thing.
We already have Minecraft. Why make another one?
The characters look like Mii people, different from the usual HM character sprites.
I like shaping my town the way I like it (I hope that doesn't sound dirty in any way.....) but there is no HM feels there.
I hope it's just a trailer thing.....you know....not showing the true essence of the game.
I like the design-your-town method in ANB.
I guess it's the landscaping that's throwing me off.
If you're into macro/micro-customization, then yeah, perfect game!
BUT OF COURSE!!
I'll try the game. I'll try anything new!
You think you can get rid of me by showing me bad trailers?
Bitch please......

Speaking of customization, Sims 4 is full of it.
It's just the usual Sims game but with more!!
Design everything the way you want them!
Nothing special but hey, a new game, new stuff, give it a shot.
Speaking of farming, Fantasy Life looks great.
Maybe there's a lot of RF going on in my head but that game reminds me of RF.

I'm going through a gaming overload moment.
Such a wonderful life........#HM-crazy

Dark Comedy

I can't believe, or actually....I refuse to believe that Robin Williams is gone.

I'm not joining in on the trend, like what some people seem to be saying about those wishing condolences on the Internet.
I'm truly upset.
I grew up watching his movies.
My favourite one being Jumanji.
Who can forget Mrs Doubtfire? Flubber and the amazing voice work that is the voice of Genie in Aladdin.
In fact, I was thinking of the Jumanji movie just two days ago and today I opened up my browser and the news of his departure hit me.

What hurts a lot right now is the reason.
Depression sucks.
I'm not gonna say much about this because it might be an insult to his memory (you know how I get carried away when I type/talk, yeah?) and also some of my bromigoes fell victim to it so, boys and girls, ladies and gentlemen and in-betweens, don't ever keep the bad stuff to yourself.
You might think it would inconvenience people if you let it all out......wrong!
Those are clearly the wrong people to talk to.
You know who the right ones are.
Heck, you can even just drop me (a person, if I really am human, you barely know) a teeny weeny message somewhere.
I'll be there! Ta-da!

RIP Robin Williams.....
You were awesome, you made my day (after a long day of torment in school) and you were just.................amazing!!
My heart goes out to your family.

Nick In The Box

Hope everyone had fun at SD ComicCon!!
I wasn't there but I'll be there next year!!!
#ifIcan
I like meeting people there!
Even though I'm an introverted, psychotic lone wolf, I still know how to socialize to an extent.

So many things surfaced over the week! 
The GoT Xbox One, ta-da!
Box means vajayjay so it's really appropriate.
Arya is going to be Ellie in TLoU movie?
I thought Joffrey would fit the part.....no, no, no, wait a minute......
Sorry, I always think of Joffie when I think of little girls......
But Ellie ain't no little girly girl, she can shoot yo ass!
And also, I promised I wouldn't do Bieber-like insults anymore.
Daenerys could play Ellie but she's not short enough I guess and Sansa is too dramatic and annoying...
Oh look at me, considering their on-screen personae instead of their real personalities.....what a douche..... 
I reckon they are all good actor and actresses, anyone who can do GoT with straight faces are my heroes. 

Well, well, well.....what do we have here?
The 50 Shades Of Grey in the flesh! Literally...............yikes......
There will probably be a fap fest at all cinemas on Valentine's Day 2015.
If you live near the cinema, might be a good idea to stay at the hotel for a night or two.
Don't want to mess with cray-crays, people.
I don't know the cast that well.
Grey is Sheriff Graham!
I Googled him, like any normal person in the world would.
When you hear a name, you don't know who it is, you Google the crap out of that person.
It's the way of life.
Everyone knows what the story is - badly written Twilight minus the vampires plus the BDSM.
What I think - Should have put larger spaces between events. Everything happened too fast except the nasty parts. Way to go at setting women a billion years back..........haha!! That happens all the time, no biggie!
At least the dude wasn't afraid of fucking her to death.
In fact, he seemed pretty onto it in the book.
Yes, I'm old enough to read porn.
May I add, this was introduced to me by my sis *who probably hates me loads and wants to make me feel bad about myself and thus, the introduction*.

Clementine did it again! Killed a bro and Loretta......I mean Rebecca (potentially).
Nick had it coming, I didn't and still don't hate him but I just knew they would off him sometime soon as I played.
I saved Sarah even though I didn't want to.
I play this kind of games based on the feels I have at the moment.
I just thought it was the right thing to do.
Honestly, I didn't expect the 'Convince' option to work.
Besides, slapping her gave me the kick.
Something I had wanted to do since she pissed me off by being a spoilt, sheltered dingus.
For those who think this is a 'duh' option, think they will be holier-than-thou in the real world, I call bullshit!!! =P
Only those who are suicidal would pull a stunt like that. 
And also, this is just a game....chill-ax homies! Sheesh....
Giving people a hard time for their choices.....jeeberz man......shut up...
Ohhhh Luke......hadn't had booty in a while and so he unleashed his inner GoT feels as soon as Jane offered.
GG bro, GG.
Thinking of scouting the area the next day with Jane? Have some alone time for more?
Round 2?!? You dawg!
Too bad! She's gone.
Don't worry! You have Bonnie! Too much drug baggage for your liking? 
How about Rebec- oh no......you can't do a Walker.......................what would it be like though?
Yeah guys, in times like this, being necrophilic is pretty handy.
What? Say what? I'm disturbed?!!
You want to do Edward! Vampires are undead, y'know?
Kenny is available and you 'like' him so much, worth a shot, Luke.
About the baby......we've seen a boy Walker.......can we have a baby Walker?
That would be interesting.
I know what people say - Jane is just this cliche tough zombie-apocalypse chick or she's Season 2 Molly or she's just Bloody Mary of The Walking Dead....
Nevertheless, I think she's the real deal - people should be tough when the world has gone to shit.
And besides, it's JUST A GAME people! Calm down!
I hope she comes back to us in the last episode......no, not for Luke's sake.
She and Clem would make great sisters. That bonding moment they had was precious.
I kind of figured Jaime's story during the Sarah chaos.
You just can't save those who don't want to be saved ya?

Once again, IT'S JUST A GAME even if it gives you feels =P
Have a great weekend!